| 1 | Nov 20, '24 | Did you know that this weird elongated S is just a for-loop? | 65.9× | 2.7M | 11k | 603 | 2.5k |
| 2 | Nov 11, '23 | Ok, listen, I just wanted to make a Simple Hello World in React. Why tf this create-react-app thing installed 1459 packages? React devs are you ok there? | 32.1× | 1.3M | 4k | 382 | 321 |
| 3 | Oct 24, '25 | Taliban is sitting on a sick af TLD ngl | 29.8× | 1.2M | 4.9k | 167 | 295 |
| 4 | Oct 29, '25 | Microsoft doesn't want you to know this | 24.9× | 1M | 11k | 991 | 6.3k |
| 5 | Mar 5, '25 | Dynamic Arrays in C | 21.4× | 890k | 5.6k | 336 | 2.1k |
| 6 | Aug 24, '25 | Dynamic Array in C | 18.8× | 780k | 5k | 243 | 2k |
| 7 | Apr 11, '25 | Always add this line at the end of your commit messages and Linus Torvalds himself will come to your project and contribute to it. | 18.6× | 775k | 12k | 467 | 2.8k |
| 8 | Jan 18, '25 | I found a backdoor in Linux | 17.2× | 717k | 8.2k | 604 | 3k |
| 9 | Aug 27, '25 | Here is a random thought I've been having for a while already. People were making 3D games WITHOUT hardware acceleration in 1998. Surely today in 2025 CPUs are magnitudes more fast | 16.7× | 693k | 6.7k | 279 | 2.1k |
| 10 | Feb 11, '25 | I don't use Makefiles. I build my C projects with C. I literally use C code as Bash script to run the C compiler. Keep thinking you need CMake or Package Managers. | 15.6× | 647k | 6.3k | 222 | 1.2k |
| 11 | Feb 27, '24 | Dynamic Arrays in C | 15.6× | 647k | 3.8k | 306 | 1.8k |
| 12 | Sep 22, '23 | Yoooo! Made my first Interactive Web Application entirely in Assembly (Linux x86_64)! Super proud! | 14.9× | 618k | 3.3k | 187 | 422 |
| 13 | Feb 20, '25 | lol a full fledged File Manager in pure C weighs less than a default Hello World in Rust | 14.8× | 615k | 7.4k | 281 | 922 |
| 14 | Sep 25, '24 | Holy shit they added HashMap to C wtf it's over for C++ this time I'm telling you | 13.2× | 547k | 5.8k | 261 | 1.4k |
| 15 | Nov 14, '24 | Yes. Programming is not Bottlenecked by Typing Text. If yours is, you're not doing Programming. You're just Typing Text. It's not about remembering What Text to Type. It's about Un | 13.1× | 545k | 8k | 426 | 977 |
| 16 | Feb 7, '25 | I really like LLMs. They are not gonna replace programmers and it's actually super obvious to anybody who has done any deep serious software development over long period of time. B | 12.6× | 524k | 10k | 781 | 1.4k |
| 17 | Apr 23, '24 | After I learnt about Undertale Switch Cases I realized that there are only two kinds of developers: The ones that laugh at long switch cases, and the ones that just ship Games of t | 12.5× | 522k | 8.2k | 874 | 997 |
| 18 | Mar 15, '23 | How Fast is Your Computer? | 12.4× | 517k | 3.4k | 405 | 509 |
| 19 | Oct 13, '24 | Did you know that to swap 2 variables you can actually use 2 extra variables instead of 1 because that's how your compiler is doing it anyway, so who cares. | 11.5× | 477k | 7k | 307 | 1.3k |
| 20 | Mar 4, '24 | The reason why NSA suggests these specific languages is because this is the list of languages they already sneaked their backdoor in so a personal NSA agent can ensure that your pr | 11.1× | 462k | 5.7k | 353 | 624 |
| 21 | Feb 18, '24 | Why people constantly complain that they don't understand pointers? Pointer is just an index in a global array of bytes that we call "memory". What's the problem? | 10.8× | 450k | 3.6k | 217 | 559 |
| 22 | Oct 18, '24 | Shit's so bloated devs have no idea wtf it's doing. They just call it "things" at this point | 10.8× | 449k | 18k | 762 | 570 |
| 23 | Sep 15, '25 | lol | 10.7× | 445k | 6.3k | 202 | 252 |
| 24 | Feb 7, '25 | Programming is understanding. If you don't understand what you are doing, you are not programming. You are generating text. | 10.5× | 434k | 14k | 1.6k | 1.5k |
| 25 | Mar 21, '25 | This is a reply from an official Cursor dev (look at the organization badge). Bro's being genuine. He's DM-ing me to give Pro. This is everything you need to know about the people | 10× | 416k | 4.8k | 223 | 718 |
| 26 | Feb 18, '25 | You write code under NDA, I write code under MDMA. We are not the same. | 9.4× | 389k | 12k | 817 | 708 |
| 27 | Sep 8, '24 | As a person who programs in Rust since 2016 I can tell you that Rust is a very safe, unergonomic language with annoying community and atrocious syntax. Which is somehow surprisingl | 9.3× | 389k | 4.4k | 167 | 610 |
| 28 | Jul 19, '24 | WebDevs discovering Bitmasks | 9.3× | 388k | 5.4k | 231 | 520 |
| 29 | Nov 9, '23 | A sad story in 3 titles | 9.2× | 383k | 8.7k | 534 | 373 |
| 30 | May 3, '24 | OOP in a Nutshell | 8.8× | 367k | 5.1k | 644 | 1.2k |
| 31 | Sep 7, '25 | The fact that we put TODOs in our source code means that we want to have an Issue Tracker right in our codebase. | 8.8× | 364k | 5.1k | 101 | 364 |
| 32 | Feb 6, '25 | I implemented WebSockets from scratch by spec, because that's what Real Software Engineers do. If you use thirdparty libraries you're ngmi, unironically, sorry | 8.6× | 359k | 5.3k | 238 | 1.9k |
| 33 | Mar 18, '25 | If you wanna know how good of a teacher Andrej Karpathy is, he just single-handedly taught thousands of non-technical "Tech" bros about information security. | 8.4× | 348k | 4.8k | 146 | 1.5k |
| 34 | Aug 9, '25 | Fun fact: there is more Python code in Linux kernel than Rust code. | 8.3× | 344k | 6.1k | 137 | 357 |
| 35 | Sep 4, '23 | Just an average C Developer testing his Audio Software | 8.2× | 341k | 4.6k | 332 | 389 |
| 36 | Nov 26, '24 | I program in C not because I like it (I can't believe this trash is still around). But because the code written in C will very likely work fine in 30 years from now. Today's TypeSc | 8.1× | 338k | 5.9k | 251 | 522 |
| 37 | Jun 2, '24 | Using LLMs to develop software without good programming knowledge is like using Google Translate to write an article about Nuclear Physics in French while knowing neither Physics n | 7.9× | 330k | 5.2k | 730 | 519 |
| 38 | Nov 29, '24 | Decided to try Rust again. Compiling a Hello World. | 7.8× | 323k | 5.8k | 148 | 355 |
| 39 | Aug 19, '25 | It is wild to me that in English adjectives must go in a very specific order otherwise you "sound weird". What's even more wild is how native speakers don't even thinking about thi | 7.7× | 318k | 6.3k | 205 | 1.8k |
| 40 | Jan 13, '25 | How to enjoy programming again | 7.4× | 309k | 5.5k | 395 | 1.6k |
| 41 | May 22, '25 | You can become a cracked dev without following all the Tech news daily. The fundamentals barely changed in 30 years. You are not missing anything. | 7.3× | 303k | 4.7k | 321 | 541 |
| 42 | Feb 27, '24 | I want to install Linux on my Vacuum Cleaner. Which distro sucks the most? | 7.2× | 301k | 6.5k | 454 | 159 |
| 43 | Sep 10, '24 | Why do we have so many programming languages? Can we just have like one? | 7.1× | 296k | 3.5k | 95 | 207 |
| 44 | Apr 20, '25 | Yes, I created a simple Stack-Based Programming Language that lets me describe how to cut and concatenate VODs and the interpreter automatically translates it to a sequence of ffmp | 7.1× | 294k | 7.2k | 271 | 1.5k |
| 45 | Sep 11, '24 | Modern Internet is so stupid. You can never search for any intricate nuances or details. Or even specific substrings of the documents. All the search engines always trying to be "s | 7.1× | 293k | 10k | 797 | 701 |
| 46 | Sep 18, '24 | Ok guys I just learnt Python | 7.0× | 293k | 11k | 654 | 546 |
| 47 | Oct 4, '24 | Me: Can your Vim do that?! Vimmers: Yes! Just do jlsdfgjlsh7*&#H12828H@3@(*((... | 7.0× | 291k | 6.9k | 383 | 243 |
| 48 | Mar 28, '25 | Don't learn how to cook. Learn how to choose ingredients, prepare them, saute/boil/bake them and service them. Those are much more valuable skills than cooking. | 6.9× | 287k | 4.6k | 242 | 397 |
| 49 | Aug 17, '25 | poor thing had to deal with Java | 6.6× | 276k | 11k | 330 | 425 |
| 50 | Jul 8, '24 | All the bs tech like "no code", "serverless" etc don't make sense to you as a dev 'cause you're not the target audience. It's the managerial class suckers who keeping hearing "serv | 6.2× | 258k | 5k | 336 | 453 |
| 51 | Nov 10, '24 | Starting from today I will be requiring everybody to perform Bitcoin-Style Hashcash Proof-of-Work on all the submitted Pull Requests to reduce the amount of Spam. Please make sure | 6.2× | 257k | 3.7k | 126 | 425 |
| 52 | Apr 5, '25 | curl is the ffmpeg of http | 6.2× | 256k | 3.7k | 149 | 189 |
| 53 | Oct 19, '24 | I find GPU programming fundamentally weird... | 6.1× | 254k | 4.5k | 150 | 932 |
| 54 | Nov 12, '24 | People who are going out of their way to now use `master` instead of `main` because "fuck woke" are as annoying and destructive as the people who pushed to switch to `main` in the | 6.1× | 253k | 4.1k | 152 | 233 |
| 55 | Aug 4, '25 | Wrote my first Hello World in Rust. Why does this language have such a horrible syntax? | 6.1× | 253k | 3.7k | 50 | 222 |
| 56 | Feb 12, '25 | Isn't it weird how C programmers can easily program in virtually any language, but consciously choose to program in C, and you can only program in one language, yet thinking C is u | 6.0× | 249k | 4k | 193 | 505 |
| 57 | Dec 2, '24 | Your language is just a wrapper around actually useful C code. That's why you hate C. You hate it 'cause you are nothing without it. | 5.9× | 245k | 4.3k | 257 | 294 |
| 58 | Nov 11, '24 | HTTP 1.1 is so nice and simple you can clearly see it was developed by Real Software Engineers. Not webdevs. | 5.9× | 245k | 4.5k | 143 | 392 |
| 59 | Nov 17, '24 | Programmers love Factorio because playing this game is the only way they can experience the Pure Joy of Recreational Programming without the Corporate Bullshit and Unnecessary Comp | 5.9× | 245k | 6.8k | 359 | 877 |
| 60 | Sep 24, '24 | The latest release of MKBHD's Wallpaper App only confirms my theory that he (and pretty everyone operating in the similar genre) is not really a Tech Reviewer. He's a Fashion Revie | 5.6× | 232k | 5.9k | 271 | 264 |
| 61 | Jul 29, '25 | We have JSON at home | 5.3× | 220k | 4k | 197 | 284 |
| 62 | Mar 2, '25 | LLMs for coding are just non-deterministic compilers from natural language to programming language. And if you argue that this is what Programming actually is you are the kind of p | 5.2× | 217k | 3.9k | 295 | 606 |
| 63 | Mar 13, '25 | Normalize using "Informatics" instead of "Computer Science". Real Science doesn't need the word "Science" in its name. Just like "Physics". | 5.2× | 215k | 5k | 284 | 386 |
| 64 | Oct 15, '24 | the energy i bring to the team | 5.1× | 212k | 5.5k | 223 | 267 |
| 65 | Jul 17, '24 | Math is just hallucinating that you are programming a computer with infinite memory. | 5.1× | 211k | 5.9k | 456 | 420 |
| 66 | Mar 29, '24 | mfs will make up an entirely new language just to not learn C | 5.1× | 211k | 4.2k | 347 | 151 |
| 67 | Mar 21, '25 | Bro, I just tried Cursor and it one-shot refactored my Code to Assembly so fucking quickly! It's over for System Programmers for real. 💀 | 5.1× | 210k | 4.1k | 112 | 420 |
| 68 | May 9, '25 | How to store binary data in XML | 5.0× | 208k | 5.9k | 244 | 306 |
| 69 | Jun 26, '25 | After all decades of wrestling with OOP patterns, Pure Functional Programming Bullshit and realizing that you just wanna write code - Dumb, Imperative, Straight to the point code - | 4.9× | 205k | 3.5k | 195 | 545 |
| 70 | Jan 26, '25 | Oh you think JavaScript is weird? Try sorting numbers in Python. Mf thinks three is smaller than two. | 4.9× | 203k | 4.2k | 114 | 168 |
| 71 | Jun 2, '25 | The bane of my existence is the so-called "Modern" Search Engines that are incapable of finding a fucking substring in a string. | 4.6× | 191k | 6.1k | 257 | 346 |
| 72 | Nov 2, '24 | File System is actually a pretty powerful NoSQL Database. | 4.6× | 191k | 3.7k | 147 | 286 |
| 73 | Aug 12, '25 | If you are a Programmer, you know how long will be the next video. | 4.6× | 190k | 3.5k | 68 | 1.1k |
| 74 | Dec 3, '24 | Bro you can totally do Web in C | 4.4× | 184k | 3.4k | 138 | 442 |
| 75 | Jan 29, '25 | I had enough problems in Rust with mutable references. Wtf is nutable references? Why do Rust developers keep introducing new references to their language for no reason? | 4.3× | 178k | 3.7k | 160 | 333 |
| 76 | Apr 2, '25 | You know nothing about the Real Vibe Coding if you never watched tokyospliff's gamedev streams | 4.3× | 177k | 4.4k | 325 | 1.1k |
| 77 | May 24, '25 | You guys do realize how schizophrenic "immutable variable" sounds like? | 4.2× | 174k | 4.6k | 230 | 221 |
| 78 | Sep 21, '24 | It's safe when you can't use your computer | 4.2× | 173k | 3.9k | 179 | 312 |
| 79 | Jan 3, '24 | Webdevs be like "I don't care about optimizing nanoseconds" and proceed to build webapps that take 20 seconds to load. | 4.1× | 172k | 3.6k | 195 | 100 |
| 80 | Sep 19, '25 | C++ is better than C because it's so elegantly and efficiently solves problems that don't exist in C. | 3.9× | 163k | 4.2k | 173 | 277 |
| 81 | Aug 23, '24 | Ah yes! I know him! He's the current owner of X Social Platform (formerly known as Twitter): ULONG_MAX | 3.7× | 156k | 4.2k | 242 | 181 |
| 82 | Aug 17, '25 | View post on X | 3.6× | 148k | 4.7k | 313 | 364 |
| 83 | Sep 12, '24 | Mathematicians in the Past: "Let's stop using natural language for our work and invent a formal and precise notation so to avoid any confusion..." Programmers Today: "EnGLisH is tH | 3.5× | 146k | 4.6k | 357 | 305 |
| 84 | Mar 25, '24 | Ok, I'm creating this Label for all my Issue Trackers | 3.5× | 144k | 5.1k | 395 | 256 |
| 85 | Aug 18, '24 | As a Software Developer at some point you don't learning languages anymore. You get familiarized with them. Like you do with a new car. You already know how to drive. | 3.4× | 143k | 4.4k | 339 | 321 |
| 86 | Oct 20, '25 | My heart goes out to the MS employees who are forced to walk this Death March. Resign immediately. Don't waste your time and talent on this shit. | 3.4× | 141k | 3.6k | 161 | 141 |
| 87 | Apr 29, '25 | I'm rather efficient in Rust, because I'm Russian. I have a huge experience in operating under totalitarian regimes. | 3.4× | 140k | 4.5k | 162 | 197 |
| 88 | Apr 16, '25 | Some people say Java's JIT compiler was ahead of its time. This is false. JIT stands for Just-in-Time. | 3.3× | 136k | 4.8k | 296 | 163 |
| 89 | Feb 26, '25 | AI has revolutionized my workflow! Thanks to Google being garbage and LLMs generating random bullshit I get to read official docs and original open source code more often. 👍 | 3.3× | 135k | 3.8k | 296 | 181 |
| 90 | Oct 5, '24 | Okay guys, hear me out: Javaless JavaScript | 3.2× | 134k | 3.5k | 164 | 57 |
| 91 | Sep 9, '25 | JavaScript is a memory safe language btw. All your crypto was stolen in a memory safe manner. | 3.2× | 133k | 3.6k | 136 | 146 |
| 92 | Aug 27, '25 | It's kinda insane how if you really love Programming you should probably not go into the current software development industry because you are certainly not gonna be doing enough P | 3.1× | 129k | 3.7k | 181 | 335 |
| 93 | Mar 26, '25 | The attitude we desperately need in Tech | 2.9× | 122k | 3.9k | 385 | 499 |
| 94 | Apr 19, '25 | Fun Fact: the C operator >>= is officially called the "Shrek Operator". Because it's "Shift Right Equal" a.k.a "Shreq". It was named this way because Dennis Ritchie was a hug | 2.9× | 119k | 3.9k | 212 | 353 |
| 95 | May 1, '25 | mfw they say I'm gonna be replaced by AI soon | 2.9× | 119k | 4.4k | 201 | 405 |
| 96 | Feb 22, '25 | My performance in lines of code per week is 100s (if not 1000s) times higher than an average Corporate Senior Software Engineer. My secret is being unemployed. | 2.9× | 118k | 3.5k | 110 | 212 |
| 97 | Oct 26, '24 | Finally, after so many years. The recognition I deserve. | 2.8× | 116k | 4k | 77 | 90 |
| 98 | Jun 3, '25 | Which Button produces more maintainable code? | 2.6× | 107k | 5.1k | 234 | 176 |
| 99 | Jun 24, '25 | I think Oracle should change the "3 billion devices" line to "we run Minecraft" | 2.5× | 102k | 4.2k | 147 | 93 |
| 100 | Aug 19, '22 | I think you guys should stop learning languages and start learning programming already. | 2.4× | 0 | 7.6k | 577 | 621 |
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