Tim Stanley

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Sketch writer and podcaster for the Telegraph. Moral Maze, Thought for the Day and spotted in the Spectator. Cavalier who owns a Cavalier!

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1Jan 6, '25In what I think was the worst, most tone deaf statement I've ever heard from Keir Starmer, the PM seemed to think the main issue isn't the sexual abuse of minors but the honour of 62.8×766k8.2k1.6k122
2Nov 13, '23Life is just a slow process of coming to terms with Peter Hitchens being right about everything.40.4×493k2k25392
3Apr 28, '25I found this very emotional. Devastating to watch a people being stopped and stripped of their dignity on the very street where they live.38.2×466k8.7k1.3k300
4Nov 20, '23Once again I come away from an Inquiry meeting feeling Boris was the sanest voice in the room.38.1×465k2.1k33734
5Sep 25, '25He literally has no power.35×427k3.7k18960
6Apr 3, '25Column: "I now fear Britain is heading for open sectarian conflict, possibly war, and there’s nothing we can do to stop it."33.9×413k5.1k858430
7Nov 29, '24Someone very clever said to me, the assisted dying bill debate separates, on the right, conservatives from libertarians; on the left, socialists from progressives.33.2×405k2.8k322499
8Jul 6, '23Brave woman, and she's right.31.3×382k2.2k31641
9Jul 5, '24Jacob Rees Mogg will be missed. One thing I know: he’ll bear no ill-will. The man is a model of humility and decency.29×354k4.4k38017
10Aug 14, '23As my cousin took a picture of me in the House of Lords - a white male cleaner shouted, “if they catch you, you’ll get chucked out.” I sharply told him: “I’m the 8th Duke of Devons29×354k2.3k13250
11Aug 18, '25Around 200,000 Ukrainians in the UK, 150,000 hongkongers. But 30-50 Gaza children? Why, that’s an invasion.25.8×315k3.2k614107
12May 14, '25This is big: Pope Leo today said to the Eastern Rite Catholics “we need to recover the sense of mystery that remains alive in your liturgies… constant intercession, penance, fastin22.8×278k5.7k593629
13Nov 13, '23And thus the Conservative Party’s brief experiment in populism ends, taking us full circle back to patrician liberalism. Why can’t we nail this jelly to the wall? The party doesn’t15.2×185k2.5k48444
14May 2, '25Incredible. My local Conservative party just died.14.1×172k3.8k262132
15Sep 25, '25Unable to police the borders - on an *island* - the government intends to police its citizens instead.12.5×152k8.6k1.3k98
16Nov 25, '23"Lost", "found" and "returned." As though this precious girl had gone missing in a supermarket.11.6×141k3.3k40018
17Nov 5, '23Has anyone seen a "Hamas Must Go" banner yet? I'm genuinely curious. For it to be a peace march, which I would sympathise with, it must condemn the people who started the fighting.10.7×130k2k27413
18Oct 7, '23It’s murder. You can caveat it with context, slip some history into parentheses, or tie yourself in knots in pursuit of “balance”, but they’re murdering people, and to drag your fe10.6×130k1.8k24713
19Feb 15, '25I interview David Starkey, who tells me: “I’ve witnessed the disintegration of everything that I loved in Britain.”10.4×127k4.5k757205
20Jun 29, '25Well done that priest. More of this, please!9.8×120k3.6k24934
21May 29, '25This is Soviet levels of elite myopia. The real crime is trying to stop crime which the state says hardly exists.8.6×105k3.1k28091
22Apr 19, '25Yes, there's a Christian revival going on. Pews are fuller and younger, despite the atheist culture, scandal & poor leadership. It's happening because the story of Jesus *is tr7.5×91k2.1k27268
23Apr 22, '25I look forward to a week of being told by non-Catholics what Catholics actually believe and why we should change it. Thank you, sincerely.7.3×89k3k28562
24May 9, '25Pope Leo's first homily diagnoses our human crisis: - Where Christ is attacked is where Christians must go. - The loss of faith leads to despair and injustice. - To treat Christ as6.3×77k1.7k257282
25Oct 7, '24I say this as a critic of Bibi, but... this Commons debate is meant to commemorate Oct 7. Instead about 2/3rds of it has been attacking Israel, demanding a ceasefire etc. Why can't6.3×77k1.9k20423
26Jul 15, '25We are run by very strange people, many of whom have cheerfully sacrificed the country for a knighthood.6.1×74k3.3k35734
27Jun 9, '20In a hundred years time, I can imagine an angry crowd throwing a statue of Piers Morgan into the sea.5.9×09.3k89010
28Mar 31, '25If Keir Starmer watches White Lotus, do we all get to go to Thailand?5.6×68k3.2k20818
29Jun 9, '25Details emerging about the horrific conditions of Greta Thunberg’s captivity: the IDF only has one flavour of ice cream.5.1×63k2.4k24710
30May 7, '21I think Boris can go ahead and re-tile the kitchen now.4.8×08.7k95511
31Sep 23, '24Day2 Labour conference sketch: Why this obsession with a female chancellor when the Tories have had 3 female PMs? "You can’t boast about climbing Mount Snowden when the opposition 4.3×52k2k30812
32Jun 20, '25Burgon asks: why are the vast majority of palliative care providers against this particular bill? Leadbeater: "they have different opinions." Mindless.4.1×50k2k27426
33Dec 2, '22The self checkout tills, which I hate using but increasingly have no choice, now come with a big camera that films you as you scan. This is not normal. It is fascism. Next time I e4.1×05.5k58730
34Aug 21, '25With or without viewers, too.3.8×47k2.1k675
35Jun 10, '19Nominations for Tory leader have now closed and we move onto round one: the urine sample.3.7×05.8k1.3k6
36May 20, '21Sure I'm not alone in seeing William in a different light tonight, as a man and a future king.3.7×07.3k50123
37Jan 9, '21This, my friends, is the real conservative alternative to Twitter: a library.3.5×03.3k30241
38Dec 18, '21Lord Frost going is a big moment in the history of this administration: essential to Brexit process, a standard-bearer for philosophical conservatism, a man of serious capability a3.5×04.4k68315
39Sep 5, '25Rayner’s resignation, unavoidable, is a tribute to telegraph journalism: our scoop, holding the powerful to account.3.3×40k1.8k19214
40Nov 19, '24If we learnt anything today, it's that it's possible to hold a mass demo without trashing a war memorial or triggering a race war.2.9×35k2k33216
41Sep 4, '19Corbyn has said for two years “give me a general election!” Remainers have said for three years “put Brexit to a vote!” The Government offers them an election and they abstain.2.8×03.8k9112
42Apr 2, '22This is the perfect statement on the reality of corporate liberalism. Read the t-shirt, then read the photo caption.2.7×04.4k812121
43Jan 29, '20Alastair Stewart is a friend and an inspiration. I’m sad and angry about what has happened. Whatever he does next, his legacy as a reporter is untouched. Time, yet again, to reflec2.7×04.7k6646
44Mar 31, '25Sketch: the PM held a round table on Adolescence & demands a national conversation. Imagine if this much effort were put into crimes that actually happened!2.6×32k2.5k39717
45Oct 23, '22My first ever Question Time was with Liz Truss on the panel. Most MPs turn up with a spad and don't really talk to you. She brought her brother, because he wanted to see how a TV s2.6×04.1k26960
46Feb 1, '20Brexit would never have happened without the Telegraph. It fell to me, as the Sunday leader writer, to tell the story of the Sunday Telegraph's war against the EU - which goes back2.6×02k75496
47May 3, '22“The truth is that only people who spend their mornings at home watching the telly know who Lorraine Kelly is, ie students, the unemployed and civil servants.”2.5×02.5k38417
48May 7, '21Once again, if you want to know what the country’s thinking, don’t read twitter. If you want to know why the Left keeps alienating people, read twitter.2.4×04.3k59618
49Sep 19, '22In 2022, an age of atheism & the suppression of faith, perhaps the largest TV audience in history went to an unafraid statement of Christian belief. The Queen’s gift.2.3×04.2k38637
50Sep 30, '21On Her Majesty's Secret Cervix.2.3×03.9k53111
51Aug 8, '22We live in frightening times when even billionaires can be raided by the FBI.2.3×01.6k12915
52Jun 8, '19Kids, don't do drugs. You could end up a Tory MP.2.3×03.7k7286
53Jul 6, '22If Boris goes on to win another landslide election, these people are going to feel rather silly.2.3×02k25911
54Oct 16, '21The Mail reports that a priest tried to give Last Rites to Sir David but was denied access on the grounds that this was a crime scene. This was very distressing to read and I’d lik2.2×02.8k59428
55Oct 4, '22Braverman “I am proud of the British empire.”2.2×02.9k37221
56Mar 8, '22If only there had been some signs with Bercow, some outward hint of what he was really like - alas this silver tongued charmer fooled us all.2.2×03.6k26410
57Sep 15, '21C&A winter sale starts now.2.2×04k3239
58Feb 20, '20Michael Portillo is dangerously sensible, isn’t he? I love how the audience briefly goes quiet when he speaks, and then he recedes into his own Buddha-like silence as the room erup2.2×03.9k45411
59Mar 24, '22PM speaks to no one. “Isolated.” PM speaks to everyone. “Needy.” PM shakes hands. “Oily.” PM smiles politely. “Tragic.” PM helps lead international coalition to defend Ukraine. “Br2.1×03.6k52516
60Mar 29, '22Lebedev Commons debate has embarrassingly collapsed. Angela Rayner questioned his peerage. Lebedev tweeted Keir congratulating him on it. Angela has now left the building.2.1×03k59516
61Apr 2, '22London is cashless now. Inconvenient and fascist. I’m going to start pulling out a massive cheque book at the till and telling them it’s all I’ve got.2.1×02.9k30217
62Sep 28, '19I'm going to take a leap of faith and assume Jess Phillips doesn't *literally* plan to knife Jeremy Corbyn in the chest and Nigel Farage doesn't literally intend to run amok with a2.1×03.3k6263
63Nov 2, '21"Nature gives us life. It is beautiful but it is also fragile. I was reminded of this in July when I went into space." Jeff Bezos. That's Cop26's Marie Antoinette moment.2.0×03.1k69128
64Dec 10, '20Key bit of the EU’s no deal doc is this: member states must not do deals with UK separately for it undermines a bargaining power that “must be used to ensure a level playing field 2.0×02.2k41829
65Sep 9, '19Bercow has destroyed the institution of Speaker. He goes the way he operated: with partisanship, sentimentality and a billion words where one would do.2.0×03k7042
66Jul 15, '22Kemi is good, isn’t she?1.9×02.6k1977
67Apr 6, '20Boris is a fighter - and a winner - but we all need a little prayer sometimes, so please keep him in your thoughts. Get well soon, sir.1.9×03.5k4632
68Sep 19, '22Beautiful. That was the pinnacle of British culture, our contribution to civilisation, the pageantry, language, music.1.9×03.2k23023
69Jan 24, '22“All the LPs in the box are 50 pence, love. Five for a pound.”1.9×03.5k29117
70Jun 11, '21Telegraph tells PM to stick to June 21: ‘it is not normal, not British, for the state to order its citizens about, invading their privacy... This ought to horrify parliamentarians;1.8×02.7k6669
71Apr 3, '21The presence in a church sanctuary of masked police breaking up a Good Friday service is a metaphor for where we stand. Throw out God, nothing is sacred. Including our liberty.1.8×02.9k5369
72Apr 12, '22TV has a camera on No10 door and a helicopter circling Chequers. What do they think he's going to do - a high speed chase like OJ Simpson?1.8×03.1k2914
73Mar 13, '21The question is, how long can governments continue to prevent us from doing things that are not only probably safe but also civil rights?1.7×02.5k48711
74Jan 11, '22In attacking the PM for allegedly breaking the rules, Labour has offered heartbreaking examples of how mad and plainly stupid the rules were. Rules the government designed and parl1.6×02.5k3968
75Apr 28, '22One answer to porngate, ban electronic devices from the Commons chamber. Totally unnecessary: parliamentary staff deliver messages. What are you doing on your phone in the middle o1.6×02.6k3032
76Oct 22, '22Starting to doubt the Boris numbers. I'm hearing at least three of his votes are Grant Shapps.1.6×03k2489
77Aug 16, '21Biden to address the nation at 3.45pm. It's a sign of how seriously he takes this crisis that he is interrupting his afternoon nap.1.5×02.9k2796
78Nov 2, '21Imagine if someone held a conference on famine that opened with a gastronomic tour of Paris. That's what this private jet stuff is about. It completely cuts the legs off the argume1.5×02.4k5019
79Aug 31, '20Biden fluffed his lines once. Republicans leapt on it like he’s losing his mind. The average Trump speech has all the coherence of a Scrabble board.1.5×02.5k3454
80Nov 15, '21Okay, so we're not long after an MP was murdered and a bomb just went off near a hospital, but here's a press conference about booster jabs and the benefits of ventilation...1.5×02.4k4476
81May 22, '19If this titanic level of stubbornness had been applied to the EU negotiations, imagine what the UK could've got?1.5×02.2k4834
82Aug 17, '19That sound you hear is the British constitution being drowned in the bathtub.1.4×01.8k5106
83Oct 9, '20I really want to know the logic behind reporting Darren Grimes to the police, because I would imagine it has profound implications for all broadcasting. And the Met must know that,1.4×02.4k3832
84Apr 9, '22Permit a wartime gush, but Boris in Kyiv is what marks him out - courageous (security will have opposed it); a cause that mixes intellect & emotion; and among a generation of h1.4×02.2k29915
85Mar 27, '20Best wishes to the PM, soldiering on despite the virus! He’s done a cracking job of leading the country.1.4×02.5k3170
86Oct 30, '20One of the people murdered was a sacristan: “He fed the refugees, he had a good heart.” Another was a Brazilian migrant: “a caregiver for the elderly.” The juxtaposition of genuine1.3×01.9k55114
87Nov 14, '21One of the strangest phenomena is people who think Remembrance Sunday glorifies war. I can only assume they've never been to one of its services, or are unfamiliar with the almost 1.3×02.6k2224
88Jan 25, '22You know it was a good party when the police are called.1.3×02.5k2296
89Oct 21, '19Ah Bercow. Like trying to play a fair game of football when the referee not only supports the other side but keeps stopping the game to do an impersonation of Jane Austen.1.3×02k4282
90Apr 12, '19Tories will collapse in the Euros, Brexit Party will do well. Theresa May will broadcast a statement live from her bunker: "I have listened and I am very clear. We need to pass the1.3×01.9k4243
91Nov 1, '20The Sunday Telegraph opposes the English lockdown.1.3×01.8k3996
92Oct 15, '21I sense we've lost a man I'd have liked to know.1.2×02.5k1475
93Sep 13, '22Bereaved King gets mildly irritated. Grief is dissected for signs of character. How uncharitable. Do as you would for any human being: sympathise or kindly ignore it.1.2×02.3k1594
94Jun 13, '22Happy birthday to @GBNEWS. People who ridicule it usually don’t watch it. It’s brought back long-form interviews, it does regional news & though it can be bizarre, it can also 1.2×01.9k2083
95Mar 7, '22More talk in the Commons of removing the children of Russian oligarchs from our independent schools, something, I assume, we don’t even do to the families of convicts.1.1×01.8k22614
96Nov 22, '19This is a weirdly informed audience. Like being confronted by all your exes at once. #bbcqt1.1×02.1k2111
97Nov 14, '20A reminder that narcissus, upon first seeing a reflection of himself, thought it was someone else.1.0×01.8k2295
98Sep 14, '21Bert is unwell. He’s happiest in the car, so we’re going to sit here for a bit, holding paws.1.0×02.1k280
99Jan 31, '20Had a glass of champagne last night, so I’m much the worst for wear this morning. I see that before I passed out, I ate 3 bags of crisps and googled “can I raise pigs in a suburban0.9×01.8k1113
100Dec 7, '21On a personal note, this is a helluvah way to find out I wasn't invited to the Christmas party.0.9×01.9k812
101Aug 9, '21My book is out in the UK on October 14! "Whatever Happened to Tradition? History, Belonging & the Future of the West”. Combining history & philosophy, I argue that traditio0.7×075214071

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