| 1 | Jan 30, '25 | Coworkers are NOT your friends! Do your 8 and hit the gate! | 38.7× | 26M | 285k | 28k | 13k |
| 2 | Feb 10, '25 | As soon as I hear “get it hard for me” I’m irritated 😂 | 31.7× | 21.3M | 110k | 5.7k | 7.5k |
| 3 | Sep 23, '23 | My nigga thought he was goin out last Friday I made him a chocolate smoothie with a edible in it he took a bath I swapped night time lavender body wash with his Dove, he got out th | 28.5× | 19.2M | 110k | 4.2k | 6.7k |
| 4 | Jan 27, '25 | Fcking on yo couch & then letting ppl sit on it is wild to me | 25.6× | 17.2M | 99k | 3.8k | 4.8k |
| 5 | Oct 20, '24 | Dear Apple , PUT THE PHOTOS APP BACK HOW IT WAS❗️ | 21.8× | 14.7M | 249k | 36k | 8k |
| 6 | Jan 6, '25 | Why when a nigga hitting it from the back .. they lift they shirt up ? 😂😂 | 20.9× | 14M | 104k | 2.6k | 8.4k |
| 7 | Apr 10, '25 | Why nobody told me you can get a ticket for getting caught in the car fuckinggggg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 | 20.8× | 14M | 166k | 3k | 8.9k |
| 8 | May 29, '25 | Y’all be an abortionable amount of weeks pregnant arguing w the dad. YEA IIGHT. | 20× | 13.4M | 138k | 13k | 7.5k |
| 9 | Sep 14, '23 | Did y’all know WALMART new system has face recognition? So when u checking out the square around ur face lights up GREEN that means you’re good. If it’s RED they know you’ve been s | 18.9× | 12.7M | 83k | 7.6k | 5.5k |
| 10 | Jun 12, '25 | You can tell when a ngga don’t really eat pssy. It be hurting a lil bit | 17.3× | 11.6M | 124k | 5k | 8.2k |
| 11 | Nov 19, '24 | When yall wash yall booty do yall just wipe up & down or do you stick your finger in it a little bit ? Don’t judge me we having a debate rn 😂😂😂 | 16.7× | 11.2M | 84k | 2.3k | 9.9k |
| 12 | Jan 19, '25 | Why I delete the app now I can’t find it In da app store🥹💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 | 16.5× | 11.1M | 118k | 4.3k | 3.1k |
| 13 | Nov 4, '24 | United States gender reveal tomorrow, I hope it’s a girl 🩷🤣 | 16.2× | 10.9M | 515k | 57k | 8.5k |
| 14 | Nov 21, '24 | I knew this generation didn’t gaf when everybody stopped ironing 😭 | 16× | 10.8M | 369k | 31k | 11k |
| 15 | Oct 21, '24 | It’s somebody out there rn…still sleeping with the fan on. 😭 | 15× | 10.1M | 109k | 5k | 3.5k |
| 16 | Nov 18, '25 | Social media really got yall thinking 15 likes not alot.. Imagine 15 gorillas in your room tryna fck you. | 14.9× | 10M | 166k | 13k | 8.7k |
| 17 | Jan 29, '25 | Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break need a 30 minute ass whooping | 14.8× | 10M | 458k | 43k | 7.3k |
| 18 | Oct 9, '25 | Abortion pills ain’t no joke I thought I was finna die with the baby | 14.7× | 9.9M | 84k | 3.3k | 6k |
| 19 | Feb 5, '25 | And if that FLO app say you pregnant , baby YOU IS PREGNANT😭 | 14.6× | 9.8M | 209k | 10k | 6.6k |
| 20 | Dec 4, '24 | lately my pssy been hairy asf I just don’t gaf nomo | 13.9× | 9.4M | 72k | 6.1k | 4.1k |
| 21 | Mar 11, '25 | DONT buy the dildos from Spencer’s they will melt in your ass. Don’t ask questions. | 13.9× | 9.3M | 160k | 6.3k | 9.1k |
| 22 | Dec 2, '24 | pregnancy is crazy u really come home wit someone u don’t know wit no teeth | 13× | 8.7M | 242k | 17k | 6.7k |
| 23 | Jan 21, '25 | When bitches cheat it hurts the Nigga soul he be askin dumb shit like “did u moan” | 12.9× | 8.7M | 138k | 6.2k | 8.7k |
| 24 | Dec 6, '24 | So this Girl in the pharmacy was $60 short for her diabetic medication. She turned around & asked her bf who just got paid. Literally just finished cashing his check. does he have | 12.9× | 8.7M | 220k | 13k | 9.2k |
| 25 | Aug 10, '25 | MY pot roast only took 45min to cook why y’all be lying like it take all day 😟🤣 | 11.9× | 8M | 81k | 937 | 3.5k |
| 26 | Mar 12, '25 | soon as 10:30 a.m hit the McDonald’s workers shov all da breakfast up Dey ass | 11.5× | 7.7M | 269k | 23k | 8.3k |
| 27 | Feb 21, '23 | Why I’m at CVS and I hear the nigga infront me ask for 50 condoms so I looked at my homegirl and we bust out laughing why would this man turn around look dead at us & say make | 11.5× | 7.7M | 150k | 11k | 3.2k |
| 28 | Nov 5, '24 | Niggas talking bout a woman can’t run the country yall ain’t even have dads, yall mom ran the house, go get a dad nigga I hate yall. | 10.3× | 6.9M | 326k | 38k | 8.8k |
| 29 | Mar 10, '25 | I get in Ubers and just start lying | 10.2× | 6.9M | 172k | 17k | 4.1k |
| 30 | Aug 22, '24 | instead of “DEMURE” yall need to learn the difference between “to” & “too”, “where” & “were”, “women & woman”, “lose” & “loose”, “you’re” & “your”. them words b | 9.9× | 6.6M | 249k | 51k | 7.7k |
| 31 | May 22, '25 | Why they don’t find missing kids like they finding these inmates?? | 9.5× | 6.4M | 206k | 19k | 4.1k |
| 32 | Nov 4, '24 | Dawg it feel like it’s 14pm | 9.5× | 6.4M | 257k | 38k | 4.3k |
| 33 | Jan 28, '25 | Y’all be havin ㊙️🈲㊗️ on ya back whole time it say hibachi benihana teriyaki | 9.5× | 6.4M | 188k | 18k | 5.5k |
| 34 | Feb 5, '24 | KIDS WILL GET U LOCKED UP 😂😂.. A LIL GIRL IN ZANIAH CLASS TOLD HER TEACHER SHE TAKES BATHS WITH HER UNCLE..SO OF COURSE THEY DID THEIR INVESTIGATION.. TELL ME WHY THE UNCLE IS 2 | 9.4× | 6.3M | 157k | 8.2k | 4.6k |
| 35 | Apr 19, '23 | Lmfaoooooo this girl caption on her picture said ”What’s 4+4?” ppl commenting said “8” she commenting back saying “AND DID” 🤦🏾🤦🏾🤦🏾🤦🏾🤦🏾 | 9.4× | 6.3M | 123k | 10k | 3.9k |
| 36 | Feb 8, '25 | Being sexually active with a man and still not having a valentine is embarrassing… yall gonna learn your worth sooner or later | 9.3× | 6.3M | 97k | 11k | 6.2k |
| 37 | Jun 10, '25 | I think the craziest shit I ever done was sleep with a nigga AirPods in my ear so Siri could read all his messages when they come thru 😭😭 | 9.3× | 6.3M | 135k | 3.7k | 7.7k |
| 38 | Nov 16, '25 | I just borrowed 800 from cash app now I’m about to uninstall it | 9.0× | 6M | 83k | 2.2k | 2.6k |
| 39 | Nov 6, '24 | Not a job in America should be asking for a background check ….. | 8.7× | 5.8M | 188k | 25k | 3.5k |
| 40 | Oct 27, '24 | This the longest halloween i’ve ever seen and it still ain’t halloween yet | 8.5× | 5.7M | 273k | 30k | 3.2k |
| 41 | Jan 7, '25 | Adulting is realizing Monday is a better "off day" than Friday. | 8.4× | 5.7M | 163k | 21k | 2.6k |
| 42 | Feb 5, '25 | Somebody stole my co worker money so I asked how much she said $100 but then I went in the bathroom and counted it shit was only $53 | 8.3× | 5.6M | 186k | 9.8k | 4k |
| 43 | Aug 7, '25 | Jobs not paying 3x the rent so why is that a requirement | 8.3× | 5.6M | 169k | 12k | 3.8k |
| 44 | Jan 21, '25 | They closing schools but how cold it gotta be to close jobs? We human too tf | 7.2× | 4.9M | 197k | 15k | 2.9k |
| 45 | Aug 29, '25 | Bitches out here 22 tryna be a housewife girl be a hoe | 7.2× | 4.8M | 110k | 11k | 4.4k |
| 46 | Dec 19, '24 | Apple wants us to pay for everythinggggg. The storage , the music , THE APPLE! | 7.0× | 4.7M | 184k | 21k | 3.1k |
| 47 | Oct 29, '24 | When I speed pass somebody & get caught at a red light with em I be getting so mf mad cause I alr know what they saying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 “ did all that & still ain’t get nowhe | 6.8× | 4.6M | 198k | 16k | 4.3k |
| 48 | Jan 4, '25 | Just punched a MF with both hands at the same time I’m not playing this year 😩 | 6.7× | 4.5M | 168k | 11k | 5.8k |
| 49 | Dec 30, '24 | No funerals all 2025 , Lord please continue to protect my loved ones. | 6.5× | 4.4M | 180k | 42k | 2.8k |
| 50 | Jun 25, '25 | Can’t believe next week is July, time flies when you work every day | 6.5× | 4.4M | 162k | 37k | 2.3k |
| 51 | Jul 3, '25 | A broke bitch is not the same as a broke nigga. She’ll work her lil job, get cute on budget, go out, & even be generous when possible. A broke nigga is a mean, angry, miserable | 6.4× | 4.3M | 127k | 16k | 7.3k |
| 52 | Feb 9, '25 | a Super Bowl party ain nun but a galentines for nggas | 6.0× | 4.1M | 152k | 15k | 3.5k |
| 53 | Nov 5, '24 | Damn ain’t no lil APP we can vote on? 😭😭😭 | 6.0× | 4.1M | 90k | 3.5k | 1.6k |
| 54 | Mar 2, '25 | I hateeeee instant connections cause we finna be toxic ain’t we 🙄🫤 | 5.7× | 3.8M | 123k | 13k | 6.7k |
| 55 | Feb 8, '25 | My homegirl just told this nigga “ u buying J’s & ain’t bought a car “ that nigga went off & said “ bitch when u find a car for $220 u lmk stankin ass hoe “ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣� | 5.5× | 3.7M | 112k | 6.7k | 4k |
| 56 | Feb 20, '24 | I told this ngga i feel roaches for him not butterflies, he gone say that's fine it's hard to get rid of roaches 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭� | 5.4× | 3.6M | 81k | 7.3k | 3.7k |
| 57 | Jun 24, '25 | this new batch of mosquitoes must've gotten veneers asumm🤣🤣 | 5.3× | 3.6M | 78k | 9.4k | 2.9k |
| 58 | Nov 4, '24 | I be lowkey hating on people with close-knit families the fuck you mean your uncle pay your car note?😂 | 5.1× | 3.5M | 138k | 13k | 4.9k |
| 59 | Nov 16, '25 | SHEIN does entirely too much on their app. Feels like a freaking casino every time you open it. | 5.1× | 3.4M | 170k | 19k | 2.4k |
| 60 | Jan 23, '25 | i’m not cheating… you can’t go through my phone bc my hg going through her 5th abortion and that’s not your business tbh😭 | 4.8× | 3.3M | 119k | 14k | 4.3k |
| 61 | Aug 20, '25 | August flying by like 4 hoes in a Nissan | 4.6× | 3.1M | 84k | 14k | 2k |
| 62 | Jun 27, '25 | my hg taking a pregnancy test while we otp it got quiet as hell she gonna say “bitchhhh” I hung up on her stupid ass girl fuck you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 | 4.5× | 3M | 92k | 4k | 2.7k |
| 63 | Aug 27, '25 | He thinks I’m so smart because I read books. Baby they is FAWKING in these books. | 4.3× | 2.9M | 95k | 9.5k | 4k |
| 64 | Nov 17, '24 | Jail need a lil daycare they aint doing shit else they can watch they kids | 4.1× | 2.8M | 81k | 4.7k | 1.8k |
| 65 | Dec 16, '24 | don’t come over my house sharing locations w 30 mfs | 4.1× | 2.7M | 76k | 14k | 3.2k |
| 66 | Oct 6, '25 | I APOLOGIZE FOR DISRUPTING YOUR SCROLL… but SIS, you are going to have lots of wins for October. | 4.0× | 2.7M | 190k | 20k | 4k |
| 67 | Sep 27, '25 | Y'all driving skills got me looking both ways at GREEN LIGHTS | 4.0× | 2.7M | 180k | 22k | 2.6k |
| 68 | Jan 5, '25 | Yall ever look at a gofundme page and be like damn who sent $2500 | 3.9× | 2.6M | 123k | 5.3k | 1.3k |
| 69 | Feb 25, '25 | Ok spring i see you showing a lil leg out here 🤪 | 3.8× | 2.5M | 140k | 22k | 1.8k |
| 70 | Jan 16, '25 | yall ORAL hygiene sucks and that’s the real reason yall crashing out. Tooth rotted, nerve damage all the way to the brain! You need a Dentist. Not a bbl, not a blick, not yo lick b | 3.7× | 2.5M | 74k | 9.2k | 4.6k |
| 71 | Sep 2, '25 | It’s getting cold ladies hide yall apartments!! | 3.7× | 2.5M | 85k | 10k | 2.1k |
| 72 | Feb 24, '25 | Im tired tomorrow | 3.6× | 2.4M | 86k | 35k | 2.5k |
| 73 | Dec 19, '24 | not liking me bc your friend don’t is real af & i support you | 3.6× | 2.4M | 96k | 17k | 2.8k |
| 74 | Jan 29, '25 | Stop waiting for special occasions to look your best. PUT THAT SHIT ON TODAY!!! | 3.6× | 2.4M | 100k | 16k | 3.2k |
| 75 | Sep 28, '25 | Once that $1,000 goes down to $857 it's just about gone | 3.4× | 2.3M | 126k | 8.9k | 1.5k |
| 76 | Sep 18, '25 | Welcome to fake fall… sweaters in the morning & heat stroke by noon. | 3.4× | 2.3M | 147k | 20k | 2.2k |
| 77 | Nov 3, '25 | When tf did they stop painting speed bumps yellow 😡 I was just in the air | 3.3× | 2.2M | 125k | 7.3k | 2.4k |
| 78 | Apr 7, '20 | Boys naked during sex is funny 😂😂strong tight ass booty | 3.1× | 0 | 232k | 31k | 4.2k |
| 79 | Jan 1, '21 | I will NOT eat up my money in 2021..I got food at home! I got food at home! I GOT FOOD AT HOME!!!😂😂😂 | 3.0× | 0 | 195k | 51k | 839 |
| 80 | Jan 9, '25 | That coat my mama used to beg me to wear as a kid I need that mf today 😭 | 2.9× | 1.9M | 80k | 12k | 1.3k |
| 81 | Oct 21, '25 | Perfume is important but deodorant is importanter & using soap is importantiest | 2.9× | 1.9M | 135k | 21k | 2.4k |
| 82 | Nov 10, '25 | No job can ever make me feel bad for using my PTO. People be like I have 709 hours of pto.Good for you, buddy. I have 4 hours and I'm about to use that | 2.7× | 1.8M | 102k | 13k | 1.5k |
| 83 | Sep 2, '25 | This Tuesday feels forced. We should've had today off too 😩 | 2.7× | 1.8M | 81k | 11k | 631 |
| 84 | Dec 14, '20 | “Out for Delivery” just don’t sit right with me. I need to know what street you on🥲 | 2.6× | 0 | 191k | 32k | 826 |
| 85 | Nov 1, '25 | Rent due tomorrow Halloween Party at my house tonight!! Free to get in.. $150 to get out!! | 2.4× | 1.6M | 93k | 4.4k | 1.1k |
| 86 | Mar 13, '22 | Dammmnnn Spring......FIGHT BACK OR SUMN!!!!!!!!! | 2.1× | 0 | 142k | 35k | 831 |
| 87 | Sep 24, '25 | I hate goin to ppl house & they ceiling fan spinnin loose af. Btch is it safe n here | 2.1× | 1.4M | 77k | 6.9k | 1.6k |
| 88 | Sep 15, '22 | I WANNA STOP DRINKING 😔😔but I realized the owner of the liquor store gotta family to feed ! | 2.0× | 0 | 150k | 23k | 2k |
| 89 | Feb 8, '21 | Adults seemed so much more adulty when I was a kid. We childish as hell🤣 | 1.9× | 0 | 133k | 28k | 747 |
| 90 | Dec 31, '20 | Some dudes really be more confident in YOUR body then you😭 a nigga will look and rub on you like you got the body of a goddess😩 while u look at yo self with so many insecurities. | 1.9× | 0 | 131k | 23k | 3.3k |
| 91 | Jan 25, '22 | I can't wait until it's 70 degrees at night, and daylight til 9pm. | 1.8× | 0 | 115k | 31k | 616 |
| 92 | Mar 20, '22 | He tried to rub this ass and felt this pad yeah nigga watch this movie | 1.8× | 0 | 142k | 11k | 3.6k |
| 93 | Apr 3, '21 | I heard the most dangerous type of anger is built inside someone with a good heart. | 1.6× | 0 | 99k | 25k | 2.2k |
| 94 | Jul 26, '21 | The type of sex I wanna have ain’t for no sneaky link 😂😂😂 | 1.5× | 0 | 96k | 21k | 2.1k |
| 95 | Apr 26, '22 | Gave this Nigga some 🐱 last night he wanna wake up and yell, “Good morning neighbors” on my balcony.. yea this his last time coming over here | 1.5× | 0 | 118k | 7.5k | 2.3k |
| 96 | Sep 15, '22 | HIM : SPIT ON IT ME : HAAAAWK PUH | 1.3× | 0 | 101k | 10k | 3.4k |
| 97 | Aug 30, '20 | I think "come here" soo attractive lol. | 1.2× | 0 | 71k | 20k | 1.2k |
| 98 | Feb 28, '22 | Moaning during 69 to AVOID doing my part 😂😂😂😂 | 1.1× | 0 | 72k | 7.2k | 2.7k |
| 99 | Dec 30, '20 | When you grab my ass make sure you grab the coochie part a lil bit 🤣 | 1.0× | 0 | 73k | 11k | 1.7k |
| 100 | Oct 9, '22 | I remember I went through my ex phone and a girl Apple paid him $450 3x in 1week😂😂😂😭 I just closed the phone and went home 🤦🏾♀️ I ain’t even bother I’m not bout to stop that | 0.9× | 0 | 78k | 5.1k | 1.4k |
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