| 1 | Sep 16, '24 | WHAT. DOES. ORACLE. DO??????? | 237× | 18.3M | 100k | 2.7k | 5.8k |
| 2 | May 29, '24 | how tf do you defend against this? | 235× | 18.2M | 83k | 2.2k | 6.5k |
| 3 | Jul 23, '25 | touch my pregnant wife like that and buddy you are not waking up tomorrow | 144× | 11.2M | 109k | 3.8k | 4.6k |
| 4 | Sep 20, '25 | y’all are getting, like, really gay about this now | 130× | 10.1M | 389k | 19k | 4.8k |
| 5 | Sep 14, '25 | what is stopping me from dressing like this every day | 107× | 8.3M | 9.3k | 253 | 4.2k |
| 6 | May 9, '25 | how the f*ck does one even find this | 71.4× | 5.5M | 158k | 3.6k | 4.5k |
| 7 | Apr 19, '25 | i’m actually more struck by the fact that it’s been 100 years and we are still driving cars these two are closer together in form and function than i would expect from a 100 year g | 67.7× | 5.2M | 174k | 8.9k | 3.8k |
| 8 | Jul 15, '24 | you see, the problem with a lot of y’all is that you’re just intelligent enough to pattern match but not intelligent enough to identify actual fucking patterns | 61.2× | 4.7M | 69k | 2.8k | 3.8k |
| 9 | Jul 18, '25 | Hey @grok, scan through all my mutuals and find me a girlfriend, thanks | 58.6× | 4.5M | 19k | 340 | 1.2k |
| 10 | Dec 19, '24 | i know this is just one video, but it truly is emblematic of what it’s like to be a man the women in your life will tell you to “open up more” and “show your emotions” and the very | 50.5× | 3.9M | 44k | 3.5k | 12k |
| 11 | Jun 29, '25 | “oh nooo AI is gonna automate all the jobs and there will be no real jobs left!” brother, there are already no real jobs left, 75% of these people work fake jobs that exist solely | 44.6× | 3.5M | 47k | 2k | 3.6k |
| 12 | May 5, '25 | people are getting upset at this bc "you're not supposed to say that" but most men fall in love on the first date i'm not kidding | 38.1× | 3M | 52k | 1.5k | 4.4k |
| 13 | Oct 4, '24 | the ayahuasca is still one-shotting people | 36.4× | 2.8M | 14k | 582 | 1.6k |
| 14 | Mar 11, '25 | i’m not gonna lie i kinda want the stock market to crash. housing market, too. fuck it lets even crash commodities while we’re at it. i’m 27 and i have zero chance of ever owning a | 35.9× | 2.8M | 59k | 3.2k | 2.5k |
| 15 | Nov 27, '24 | this sort of AI misinformation is currently one-shotting your grandparents on facebook, and you’re laughing? | 28.8× | 2.2M | 76k | 3k | 1.7k |
| 16 | Sep 1, '25 | buccal fat removal is one of those weird things where when you tell a woman that almost all men find it very unattractive, most of them simply don’t know how to process this info i | 23.1× | 1.8M | 30k | 1k | 2.8k |
| 17 | Feb 17, '25 | “how are you so happy?” brother, when i was 17 i discovered that i could physiologically stimulate adrenaline release on command in just about any situation skill issue | 22.4× | 1.7M | 23k | 790 | 10k |
| 18 | Jun 19, '24 | so apparently that dude that tried to stop them is a Japanese tourist idk what the British equivalent of the Medal of Honor is, but he needs to be honored somehow, bro is the UK's | 22.1× | 1.7M | 31k | 1.4k | 719 |
| 19 | Oct 21, '24 | i am officially a single-issue voter and that issue is eliminating daylight savings time once and for all | 19.1× | 1.5M | 14k | 933 | 998 |
| 20 | Apr 10, '25 | i still can't believe it's been a year and a half since the red sea crisis began and we've just accepted this as the new normal wtf | 18.8× | 1.5M | 25k | 710 | 1.8k |
| 21 | Oct 14, '24 | idk if my dad had an emerald mine i could do this too tbh | 18× | 1.4M | 7.7k | 187 | 311 |
| 22 | Aug 17, '25 | after seeing this tweet ive been giving it a try and holy fuck i’ve never quite experienced something like it idk if imagined but it feels like my brain fog is slowly going away an | 14.8× | 1.1M | 10k | 299 | 17k |
| 23 | Aug 30, '25 | i have now seen the video of the new york girlie with the insane rack about 60 times on my feed in 24hrs, i am begging you all to stop | 14.5× | 1.1M | 14k | 156 | 1.1k |
| 24 | Jun 14, '25 | undisputed American cultural hegemony is European countries with kings having "no kings" protests bc the American left is upset with their president | 14.2× | 1.1M | 28k | 1.7k | 1.7k |
| 25 | Sep 17, '24 | tHEy MakE DAtaBasEs - that's fantastic, but WHAT IS A DATABASE | 14.1× | 1.1M | 22k | 219 | 233 |
| 26 | Nov 5, '24 | "yea i'm a full-stack dev" the stack: | 13.4× | 1M | 27k | 1.9k | 3.7k |
| 27 | Mar 25, '25 | if you’re a dude, every problem in your life can be solved by just getting moderately jacked and wearing linen pants trust me | 13.1× | 1M | 16k | 347 | 2.7k |
| 28 | Jun 26, '24 | if you are tired then just do it tired | 11.3× | 876k | 20k | 1.8k | 3.2k |
| 29 | Oct 4, '25 | shoot your shot, king | 10.9× | 844k | 6.2k | 84 | 306 |
| 30 | Feb 12, '25 | if you had even the slightest understanding of biology you’d see that this is…very, very reasonable ffs some of you are legitimately brainwashed | 10.9× | 843k | 6.7k | 173 | 271 |
| 31 | Nov 18, '24 | amen | 10.9× | 841k | 18k | 1.6k | 4.1k |
| 32 | Jul 2, '25 | every girl about her girl friends: "all my friends are perfect and sexy and eligible and wow!" every guy about his guy friends: "these dudes are retarded" | 10.8× | 835k | 23k | 629 | 1.2k |
| 33 | Mar 21, '25 | i love it when i can get dollars for 97 cents | 10.6× | 823k | 13k | 231 | 473 |
| 34 | Aug 5, '25 | IMO it really speaks to Jensen’s leadership that Nvidia still runs as it does when 50% of your employees could choose to retire tomorrow but don’t and instead keep showing up and w | 10.0× | 774k | 14k | 676 | 868 |
| 35 | Aug 5, '25 | okay so maybe we are living in a simulation | 9.8× | 755k | 9.3k | 439 | 1.3k |
| 36 | May 29, '24 | @ceeeee_eeeee mutually assured destruction | 9.3× | 721k | 17k | 28 | 51 |
| 37 | Nov 13, '25 | Nothing against this guy, but anytime someone says they have it all and it’s not working…it becomes immediately obvious what is /not/ being mentioned and why that is the real probl | 9.3× | 720k | 7.4k | 122 | 625 |
| 38 | Jul 2, '25 | i have a lot to learn | 9.3× | 717k | 12k | 1.1k | 2.9k |
| 39 | Sep 17, '24 | @nate_hannon live, laugh, litigation 🔥 | 9.2× | 711k | 9.5k | 210 | 217 |
| 40 | Oct 29, '24 | LIDAR. THE. DAMN. AMAZON. | 9.1× | 708k | 14k | 829 | 1.6k |
| 41 | Jan 15, '25 | at first i was worried that all the zoomers going to Rednote was a win for the CCP but now i’m thinking if we send our best, we could one-shot an entire generation of Chinese youth | 9.1× | 705k | 18k | 566 | 1.6k |
| 42 | Nov 11, '25 | New performative white boy phase unlocked | 9.1× | 702k | 8.6k | 197 | 543 |
| 43 | Aug 7, '25 | we're never getting AGI | 8.2× | 639k | 11k | 346 | 675 |
| 44 | Feb 10, '25 | this is Kendrick v. Drake for tech bros | 8.0× | 622k | 8.9k | 525 | 369 |
| 45 | Sep 12, '25 | scariest part of all this is we're now getting terminally-online Zoomer killers and school shooters no longer will the basic political motives of "Leftist" or "Rightwinger" be anyw | 7.9× | 610k | 6.5k | 463 | 955 |
| 46 | Mar 9, '25 | deleted instagram again. i was starting to regularly post stories which was simply unbecoming of me as a man and a weakness of the soul. | 7.8× | 604k | 13k | 811 | 1.2k |
| 47 | Oct 8, '25 | idk what you're doing on October 21, but if it doesn't involve driving out to the darkest, most remote location you can think of and stargazing all throughout the night, you're doi | 7.7× | 596k | 13k | 750 | 7.3k |
| 48 | Jul 30, '25 | the amount of alpha on twitter is literally insane, there are people out here calling out record-breaking earthquakes days before they happen | 7.7× | 593k | 8.8k | 351 | 881 |
| 49 | Dec 6, '24 | has anyone ever done a good study on why it is that women LOVE criminals? | 7.4× | 572k | 5.1k | 104 | 703 |
| 50 | Feb 25, '25 | we gotta get these women off SSRIs for real | 7.1× | 550k | 11k | 261 | 413 |
| 51 | Jan 17, '25 | “men and women aren’t dating anymore! what’s gives?!!” uh because any time a person makes the slightest move, y’all’s first reaction is to humiliate them on social media ffs | 7.1× | 546k | 14k | 599 | 579 |
| 52 | Mar 7, '25 | the ultimate key to a good space is literally just high ceilings | 7.0× | 542k | 13k | 459 | 1.3k |
| 53 | Jan 31, '25 | lol in many circumstances autistic people are probably more prone to propaganda than normies, actually | 6.9× | 535k | 22k | 644 | 983 |
| 54 | Apr 4, '25 | hmm 🤔 | 6.9× | 534k | 23k | 728 | 469 |
| 55 | Feb 13, '25 | studying the Medici family in-depth was one of the biggest historical wake-up calls for me i used to believe that history followed cycles/trends more than individuals. i no longer | 6.9× | 533k | 6.7k | 361 | 2.6k |
| 56 | Aug 6, '25 | just remembered that time Noam Shazeer dropped the hardest line ever written in an ML paper | 6.9× | 531k | 7.4k | 582 | 2.1k |
| 57 | Aug 31, '24 | i did it. after years of trying, i finally did it. i solved the trolley problem. | 6.4× | 499k | 7.8k | 585 | 337 |
| 58 | Aug 20, '25 | this and a girl who likes that i'm a little bit retarded >>>> | 6.4× | 498k | 10k | 397 | 1.2k |
| 59 | Jul 20, '24 | i see the Japanese have accepted him. good. | 6.4× | 494k | 7.8k | 475 | 1.5k |
| 60 | Jul 8, '24 | yea fair to say if i saw this shit 1000 years ago, i'd be praying to the gods in no time | 6.4× | 493k | 21k | 1.1k | 799 |
| 61 | Aug 14, '25 | i think Elon is trying really hard to astroturf a ChatGPT-Studio Ghibli-megaviral moment for Grok Imagine and it just not happening, dawg | 6.2× | 484k | 5.4k | 134 | 286 |
| 62 | Feb 27, '25 | you want to be happy? easy wake up at 7am, immediately jump out of bed, get dressed, walk out the door and go for a walk before you do legitimately anything else then you’ll know t | 6.2× | 479k | 10k | 386 | 2.4k |
| 63 | Aug 18, '25 | having a lot of fun watching the right twist itself into a pretzel bc they told everyone “attractive people good, ugly people bad” and now their next president is hands down the ug | 6.0× | 461k | 12k | 413 | 512 |
| 64 | Sep 17, '24 | these will fail because they are ugly. it's literally that simple. i feel bad for all the impressive engineering that went into these, bc they are about to fail massively. they. ar | 5.9× | 459k | 6k | 143 | 240 |
| 65 | Oct 19, '25 | would you believe it ? | 5.8× | 453k | 16k | 600 | 1.3k |
| 66 | Aug 6, '25 | the cure to male loneliness is a woman | 5.8× | 449k | 9.4k | 330 | 516 |
| 67 | Sep 4, '24 | fucking naming the anonymous inventor of Bitcoin after the CIA is not something the actual CIA would do, but it’s DEFINITELY something the NSA would do LOL | 5.4× | 422k | 6.6k | 333 | 705 |
| 68 | Dec 18, '24 | @WhiteSoxic that "okay, i'm done" cut me like a goddamn knife. this was probably the first time in years he genuinely opened up emotionally in a real, unfettered honest way. and sh | 5.4× | 418k | 10k | 225 | 212 |
| 69 | Jun 24, '25 | do i even need to say anything | 5.3× | 412k | 10k | 164 | 840 |
| 70 | Dec 2, '24 | @9chabard “haha they really make these things pretty tricky huh” never fails | 5.1× | 397k | 7.2k | 28 | 122 |
| 71 | Apr 17, '25 | How to know you’re handsome. If women hit on you. | 5.0× | 388k | 5.7k | 83 | 363 |
| 72 | Jul 28, '25 | older couple behind me at the restaurant has a young, gorgeous Italian au pair and the husband is DEFINITELY flirting it up with her in perfect Italian. the wife knows none. do i w | 4.9× | 376k | 17k | 129 | 594 |
| 73 | Oct 11, '25 | buying a crap ton rn bc we all know trump will undo the tariffs in like two weeks and the market will pop | 4.6× | 358k | 6.6k | 100 | 365 |
| 74 | Dec 26, '24 | i for one did not have “Yacine baiting Tim Pool into a coding challenge” on my 2024 Bingo Card | 4.4× | 342k | 7.3k | 199 | 448 |
| 75 | Jul 19, '24 | @tulpapilled dude is "sitting here shaking" not realizing the amount of LEVERAGE he has right now make your demands, ask for a raise, demand solid overtime, then go do the f**ing j | 4.4× | 342k | 15k | 168 | 200 |
| 76 | Oct 23, '23 | @visegrad24 for those confused, these are protests. Firefighters have now been on strike in Galicia for 4 months over poor working conditions, and protests are getting chippy. | 4.2× | 328k | 12k | 437 | 98 |
| 77 | Dec 19, '24 | fwiw, and without knowing the backstory, i am almost certain this man will never open emotionally to his wife ever again. it’s simply too dangerous now. one moment of tender vulner | 4.1× | 316k | 6.4k | 84 | 130 |
| 78 | Nov 5, '24 | i am about to go BALLISTIC | 3.9× | 300k | 5.1k | 103 | 443 |
| 79 | Mar 31, '24 | only the cool kids understand | 3.7× | 288k | 13k | 2k | 1.3k |
| 80 | Nov 9, '25 | He moves through a realm not made for him, where order has replaced nature. A world that mirrors the shape of creation but improperly. The mechanisms hum like wind streams without | 3.7× | 283k | 11k | 1.3k | 1.6k |
| 81 | Jul 15, '24 | if it's not at all clear, i'm saying the quoted tweet is retarded | 3.6× | 277k | 5.2k | 26 | 31 |
| 82 | Aug 31, '25 | the cold hard truth lingering beyond the pale in every discussion of fertility, demographics, decrease in sex, etc, which no one ever feels comfortable pointing out and instead do | 3.6× | 275k | 5.5k | 173 | 831 |
| 83 | Mar 8, '25 | they realize how ominous and dark this looks right? quite the opposite of the ‘bright and cheery’ persona i’d want from my AGI, but go off i guess | 3.5× | 275k | 5.4k | 150 | 275 |
| 84 | Nov 26, '24 | not even a hot take but i firmly believe 99% of the criticism of bryan johnson would evaporate overnight if he just got a tan | 3.2× | 250k | 5.2k | 46 | 129 |
| 85 | Jul 23, '25 | @ctjlewis i too am neurodivergent, thereby cancelling out his neurodivergence, so the fight is back on | 3.1× | 242k | 6.3k | 39 | 36 |
| 86 | Aug 4, '25 | deleting my Instagram today not just the app, the whole account it’s time to be a man | ⚡ 3.1× | 35.7M | 14k | 898 | 1.2k |
| 87 | Oct 20, '24 | @JUSTcatmeme taking money from gross men and giving it to people in need is actually a modern-day Robinhood scenario I can get behind fr | 3.0× | 229k | 6.7k | 153 | 103 |
| 88 | Apr 10, '25 | Nuclear fusion is, frankly, a civilizational holy grail and imo it’s a great tragedy that we don’t spend 100s of billions of $ every year on r&d for fusion | 2.9× | 227k | 6.3k | 288 | 307 |
| 89 | Oct 23, '24 | WE MUST LIDAR EVERYTHING EVERY INCH OF THE EARTH WILL BE SCANNED | 2.9× | 221k | 6.1k | 461 | 622 |
| 90 | Jun 26, '25 | This is the single largest issue facing all of human civilization and it seems like almost no one cares, it drives me legitimately insane | ⚡ 2.8× | 20.3M | 11k | 992 | 930 |
| 91 | Sep 15, '25 | he cant even quote tweet me because he has me blocked imagine taking fashion advice from a five foot coward who wont show what HE "actually looks like" | 2.8× | 215k | 6.1k | 73 | 279 |
| 92 | Apr 30, '25 | OH SHE LIVES ACROSS THE HALLWAY WHAT | 2.7× | 213k | 7.7k | 43 | 215 |
| 93 | Nov 16, '24 | real question: does anyone actually use Grok? | ⚡ 2.5× | 27.4M | 6k | 184 | 867 |
| 94 | Apr 19, '25 | also we already reached the perfect car, we can stop making new ones her name is the porsche 911 | 2.2× | 170k | 9.4k | 214 | 114 |
| 95 | Sep 30, '25 | decided i want to be a Great Man of History time to hang this painting above my bed, real ones know | 1.9× | 144k | 5.8k | 197 | 1.5k |
| 96 | Jul 20, '25 | @feoflvco “hope this helps” like the dude isn’t fucking insanely cringe and weird and also fucking filming the whole interaction on his dumbass meta rayban sunglasses at midnight t | 1.8× | 142k | 8.5k | 77 | 39 |
| 97 | Jan 8, '24 | Hunter gatherers would consider us gods, not humans | ⚡ 1.8× | 10.1M | 7k | 661 | 1.2k |
| 98 | Sep 12, '25 | @ArmandDoma he fell for it | 1.7× | 134k | 5.9k | 14 | 14 |
| 99 | Mar 26, '25 | YOU SHOULDA SAID PWEASE | 1.7× | 134k | 6.7k | 228 | 247 |
| 100 | Feb 17, '24 | look, all i'm saying is that SF and the Bay Area would be so much cooler if someone built a Statue of Colossus on Alcatraz with one of these bad boys, SF goes from our #2 city behi | ⚡ 1.3× | 8.4M | 5.1k | 262 | 351 |