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1Aug 31, '25Dear Lord, may your loving hand guide Homer to the mattress, square and true.101×6M43k3.6k4.9k
2Apr 9, '25"Stay away from me, Homer!" "Give me the bat, Marge!"88.1×5.3M23k1.9k3.8k
3Dec 8, '24Beer goggles. See the world through the eyes of a drunk!87.9×5.3M22k9263k
4Mar 12, '25Dear Lord, may your loving hand guide Homer to the mattress, square and true!38.7×2.3M38k3.2k3.7k
5May 25, '25Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy incognito!31.2×1.9M12k9081.2k
6Apr 26, '24This is what a cornfield looks like, honey.29.8×1.8M14k2k1.7k
7May 18, '25Beer Goggles: See the world through the eyes of a drunk.29.1×1.7M12k3981.3k
8Oct 3, '25"You're charming the pants off of me..." "What did you say, Aunt Selma?"28.2×1.7M20k5162.4k
9Feb 26, '25Beer goggles: See the world through the eyes of a drunk!24.3×1.5M15k5381.7k
10Jul 23, '25And now please rise for our opening hymn, uh, "In the Garden of Eden" by I. Ron Butterfly!23.1×1.4M12k1.5k1.7k
11Jan 2, '23Yeah, hi. I got a special delivery for Homer Simpson.21.9×1.3M9.4k759258
12Dec 8, '24"Relax, big guy. He's just doing this for his art. Right, Homer?" "Oh, yeah, art..."20.4×1.2M10k6031.1k
13Apr 16, '25"Our tireless safety engineers crash-test over 1,000 cars a year." "Hey, wait, That's not a dummy!"18.2×1.1M10k452918
14Feb 21, '24"I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities, but then I'd be afraid of smothering him." "Yeah, and then we'd get the chair..."17.5×1M5.9k596506
15Oct 12, '25"We're gay! We're glad." "But don't tell Mom and Dad!"16.1×964k16k7531.9k
16Aug 4, '25"I got this new boyfriend. And you know how it is when you're kissing a guy with a tongue stud." "Yes! Yeah! Oh, God, yes..."15×897k14k7232k
17Mar 9, '25What's this? "Extremely high voltage." Well, I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer Simp-14.9×889k15k6131.1k
18Mar 10, '25"I know you're alone..." "Who is this?" "Is this Maude Flanders?" "No. It's Homer." "Oh! Hey, Homer. It's Moe. I must have dialed the wrong number!"13.7×821k14k5491.2k
19Sep 14, '25"Do you come with the car?" "Oh, you!"12.8×766k12k3421k
20Jan 19, '23"Johnny Tightlips, where'd they hit ya?" "I ain't sayin' nothing."12.7×761k11k1.4k323
21Apr 28, '22Wait a minute. There's something bothering me about this place... #lesbianvisability12.4×082k7.7k3k
22Mar 19, '25"Can't let Dad see me playing hooky!" "Can't let the boy see me skippin' work!"12.1×721k21k1.3k1.7k
23Apr 11, '25"Martin, here's $10 to invest in the futures market." "Soy! Soy! Soy!"11.3×676k11k447994
24Mar 25, '25I guess I am putting up the Halloween decorations a little early... Criticism accepted!11×655k7.8k302654
25Nov 10, '25"Hey, isn't that Homer on the Japanese Channel?" "If that's Homer, then who the hell's been puttin' beers on his tab?"10.8×647k25k1k1.8k
26Apr 13, '24Beer goggles. See the world through the eyes of a drunk!10.3×614k6.7k422871
27Dec 10, '24One of my all-time fave Simpsons gags is Homer taking out a rhino with popcorn.9.8×589k7.5k506847
28Feb 27, '25"Hey, Fat Tony. You still with the Mafia?" "Uh, U-uh, yes, I am. Thank you for asking."9.5×571k15k9211.5k
29Mar 11, '25Check it out, Dad. You can print out the headline from the day you were born!9.2×553k8.2k346622
30May 29, '25You give me fever, When you touch me fever when you hold me tight!9.0×540k8.2k4151.9k
31Aug 19, '25"Homer, did you polish your head in the Shine-o-ball-o?" "N-No!" "Okay, then..."8.9×535k8.3k345596
32Apr 3, '25I know you can read MY thoughts, boy... Meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow...8.8×529k21k1.7k2.1k
33Sep 12, '24And who can forget dear Rat-Boy?8.8×528k17k1.6k1.8k
34Apr 9, '25Love the gag that Homer is actually a bigger alcoholic than Barney but is just more functional. "And look! Barney's not even drunk yet." "Morning, boys. Can't stop to chat. Time is8.8×525k9.3k369866
35Nov 1, '24The 'blurst' of times!?8.8×525k13k762264
36Sep 7, '25You give me fever...8.8×523k9.5k3911.8k
37Nov 2, '25"I was wondering if you could sing the entire score of the H.M.S. Pinafore." "Very well, Bart. I shall send you to heaven before I send you to hell..."8.1×483k7.3k631987
38Aug 7, '25Ah, that little punk. I'll teach him some manners!7.8×468k10k528854
39Mar 4, '25"Hey! Where is Sideshow Bob and that guy who, uh, eats people and takes their faces?" "I'm right here, Chief!"7.6×452k8k351744
40Feb 1, '25Fourth Reich Motors (Since 1946)7.5×449k7.7k496922
41Apr 11, '25"Hey, kid, You look good with that cigarette. Kind of sophisticated." "Son, I'll never doubt you again."7.1×425k9k416896
42Sep 13, '24A bloody end for Homer Simpson... is just one of several possible outcomes, according to our computer simulation.6.9×415k10k765840
43Nov 2, '25"Homer, did you polish your head in the Shine-o-ball-o?" "No!" "Okay, then."6.9×415k13k508929
44Feb 28, '25See you in hell, candy boys!6.9×411k7.8k754796
45Sep 1, '25What's this? "Extremely high voltage." Well, I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer Simp-6.7×401k7.7k438601
46Aug 11, '24Here's the 411, folks. Let's say some gangstar is dissin' ya fly girl. You just give him one of these!6.7×400k8k554165
47Aug 5, '25Hello. I'm an electric car. I can't go very fast or very far. And if you drive me, people will think you're gay!6.5×391k7.5k571956
48Mar 2, '25Homer, did you polish your head in the Shine-o-ball-o?6.4×382k7.9k401591
49Jul 11, '25Everywhere I look someone is breaking the law. Dog, no leash. Man littering. Horse not wearing diaper. Car parked across three handicapped spaces... Homer!6.3×377k6.7k373644
50Jun 8, '24Hmm, it must be Lisa Simpson, because, of course, Martin Prince perished in that science fair explosion.6.2×370k7k606722
51Aug 3, '25"I'm leaving this place, and you'd better step aside!" "Lady, people are free to go whenever they wish."6.1×367k6.9k453666
52Feb 26, '25🎵 You woke up this morning, got yourself a gun...6.1×366k7.4k8361.2k
53Sep 10, '24You must avenge my death, Kimba. I mean, Simba.6.0×361k9.8k1.1k1k
54Apr 16, '25"Yeah, hi. I got a special delivery for Homer Simpson." "That's me!" "Don't write no more letters to Mr. Sinatra..."6.0×356k9.6k543782
55Aug 2, '25Oh, Marge, my loyal wife... And Lisa, my little princess! And who could forget dear Rat Boy?5.9×353k10k846719
56Feb 27, '25"So this stuff really works?" "Certainly does." "Oh, well, lots of luck!"5.9×350k7k558541
57Mar 19, '25"Homer, are you wearing a tie to impress Laddie?" "Do you think he noticed?"5.8×344k7.5k300490
58Nov 9, '24"We got a report that a Lisa Simpson spotted a U.F.O." "I didn't see any U.F.O.!" "That's right, miss. You didn't..."5.7×340k9.3k451603
59Dec 13, '24"Your wife has paid your bail, Mr. Simpson-san." "Thank God. Couldn't take another minute in this hellhole..."5.6×337k6.4k399628
60Apr 3, '25"Wait a minute, Scully. What's the point of this test?" "No point. I just thought he could stand to lose a little weight."5.6×335k11k530628
61Jul 2, '24Hey, ain't that Homer on the Japanese channel?5.4×325k6.5k626534
62Aug 10, '25View post on X5.4×323k9.5k452498
63Mar 4, '25"Why did you think you could lie to me?" "It's my first day."5.3×320k9.7k5001k
64Sep 23, '25*Gasp!* "The canary..." "Gas! Out of the hole!"5.3×315k7.4k385798
65Oct 22, '24There, there, Hugo. I understand. All those years caged up in here-- Why, you've probably never even seen your own face in the mirror, have you?5.3×315k7.5k589800
66May 15, '25"Smithers, where does that tube go?" "I'm not sure, sir. It was here when we moved in."5.1×303k7.4k359645
67Apr 18, '25Oh, Marge, my loyal wife... And Lisa, my little princess! And who could forget dear Rat Boy?5.0×298k11k8621k
68Jun 6, '25Dear Lord, may your loving hand guide Homer to the mattress, square and true.5.0×296k9.6k1k869
69Oct 29, '25You give me fever...4.9×293k6.8k3141.4k
70Oct 4, '25"Is this... Maude Flanders?" "No, it's... Homer." "Oh, hey, Homer, it's Moe! I must have dialled the wrong number."4.8×284k8.2k306710
71Jul 20, '25Oh, help me, Dr Zaius!4.7×283k6.6k990750
72Jan 18, '25Ew! You like The Monkees? You know they don't write their own songs!4.5×266k6.7k479835
73Jan 2, '25All right, here's the 411, folks. Say some gangsta is dissin' your fly girl. Ya just give' em one of these!4.3×257k6.8k768737
74Aug 5, '25"Nice PJs, Simpson. Did your mommy buy 'em for ya?" "Of course she did. Who else would have?" "...All right, Simpson. You win this round."4.3×257k8k496538
75Mar 8, '25"Hey, look! Is that Dad?" "Either that, or Batman's really let himself go!"4.2×252k6.5k420489
76Aug 12, '25"I'd like the phone book for Hokkaido, Japan, please." "Okay, here you go. The phone book for Hokkaido, Japan." "Thank you. May I please use your phone?" "Is it a local call?" "Y-Y4.2×252k9.1k465666
77Mar 10, '25"Hey, Homer, way to get Marge pregnant!" "This is getting very abstract but, thank you! I do enjoy working at the bowling alley."4.2×249k6.7k323609
78Mar 4, '25"Ingenious, isn't it, Mr. Bont?" "Scorpio, you're totally mad!"4.1×247k7.2k418655
79Jul 9, '25I once purchased fast food and attempted to disguise it as my own cooking...4.1×245k10k343154
80Mar 29, '25Oh, Marge, my loyal wife. And Lisa, my little princess... And who could forget dear Rat Boy?4.0×240k8.5k629727
81Mar 30, '25"We've been invited to the wedding of our only graduate to read at an adult level." "Hmm, it must be Lisa Simpson, because, of course, Martin Prince perished in that science fair e4.0×237k7.7k469795
82Mar 19, '25It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography! "Heh-heh-heh. I would've never thought of that..."3.9×233k6.5k529553
83Oct 25, '25See you in hell, candy boys!3.7×219k8.7k9731.1k
84Dec 28, '24Just the fact Mr Burns says, 'Ahoy-hoy, when answering the phone, which is the preferred greeting of telephone inventor Alexander Graham Bell in the 19th century.3.6×214k6.5k348235
85Mar 29, '25"Um, uh, what town did we just crush?" "Shelbyville."3.6×213k6.8k445628
86Feb 28, '25And who could forget dear Rat Boy?3.5×210k7.4k610691
87Feb 24, '25Hi, Lisa! Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!3.5×208k6.4k593506
88Feb 10, '25"Do you understand?" "Yes."3.4×206k6.4k588445
89Jan 15, '25"Geez, Homer. I thought someone with two wives would be happy." "No. You're thinking of someone with two knives."3.3×200k6.6k525524
90Aug 12, '25"Can't let Dad see me playing hooky!" "Can't let the boy see me skippin' work!"3.3×197k9k586713
91Mar 23, '25"Homer, what did you do, get a haircut or something?" "Look closer, Lenny." "Oh I know what it is. You're the biggest man in the world now and you're covered in gold!"3.3×195k7.2k445588
92Nov 8, '25I'm seeing double here. Four Krustys!3.2×189k6.9k399729
93Aug 5, '25Here's a phone. Call somebody who cares... *911...* Give me that!3.2×189k8k539518
94Jun 7, '25*Gasp!* "Can't let Dad see me playing hooky!" "Can't let the boy see me skippin' work!"3.1×185k7.6k609691
95Jun 7, '25Does anyone actually call this site "X"?2.9×171k6.9k832210
96Nov 5, '25Autotune was invented in 1997. The Bee Sharps in 1993...2.8×165k7.8k5501k
97Sep 6, '25"How often do you brush, Ralph?" "Three times a day, sir." "Why must you turn my office into a house of lies!?"2.7×160k7.2k587655
98Oct 17, '25"It's awful bein' a kid. No one listens to ya." "It's rotten bein' old. No one listens to ya!" "I'm a white male, aged 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my sugge2.6×153k6.9k515490
99Mar 20, '25"Look! They're making a movie! Robert Downey Jr is shooting it out with the police!" "I don't see any cameras."1.7×104k6.5k406359
100Sep 18, '22Get that cat out of the way!1.1×07.4k612197

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