| 1 | Apr 24, '20 | How to medical | 7.4× | 0 | 452k | 129k | 15k |
| 2 | Jun 3, '20 | How to bible | 4.8× | 0 | 334k | 79k | 6.6k |
| 3 | Jul 10, '20 | How to cognitive | 4.8× | 0 | 333k | 74k | 5.2k |
| 4 | Jul 24, '20 | How to person woman man camera tv | 4.0× | 0 | 286k | 60k | 5k |
| 5 | May 15, '20 | How to more cases than anybody in the world | 4.0× | 0 | 274k | 64k | 6k |
| 6 | Oct 8, '20 | Pence: Stop playing politics with people’s lives Trump: You better vote for me if you want a relief bill | 3.6× | 0 | 273k | 63k | 640 |
| 7 | Jul 12, '20 | If they want to ban TikTok cuz it’s owned by China shouldn’t they ban Trump since he’s owned by Russia | 3.0× | 0 | 262k | 34k | 444 |
| 8 | Sep 28, '20 | Petition to turn Trump Tower into subsidized housing, since that’s what it’s apparently been this whole time anyway | 3.0× | 0 | 259k | 38k | 436 |
| 9 | Jun 26, '20 | How to second term | 2.8× | 0 | 206k | 41k | 3.5k |
| 10 | Jun 9, '20 | How to lobster | 2.8× | 0 | 212k | 38k | 3.4k |
| 11 | Jun 13, '20 | How to water | 2.7× | 0 | 204k | 37k | 3.6k |
| 12 | Aug 12, '20 | It’s true! I’m getting a Netflix special! And I couldn’t have done it without all your support, THANK YOU SO MUCH ❤️❤️❤️ | 2.7× | 0 | 262k | 14k | 293 |
| 13 | May 21, '20 | I tested very positively | 2.5× | 0 | 185k | 38k | 3k |
| 14 | Oct 7, '20 | Trump is literally just tweeting, all day, every day, he does nothing else. Honestly I’ve never felt more qualified to be president | 2.5× | 0 | 231k | 24k | 278 |
| 15 | Oct 2, '20 | Breaking: Trump says he cannot release the results of his Covid test because they are under audit | 2.5× | 0 | 221k | 24k | 380 |
| 16 | Jul 15, '20 | White House releases guidance on how to stay COVID-free: 1. Don't get tested | 2.4× | 0 | 203k | 31k | 434 |
| 17 | Nov 8, '20 | I knew we’d be happy but I didn’t realize we’d be spontaneous dance parties in the street happy. What a moment | 2.3× | 0 | 189k | 21k | 2.4k |
| 18 | Jul 31, '20 | How to tick tack | 2.2× | 0 | 172k | 30k | 2.2k |
| 19 | Jul 29, '20 | Trump 2016: Things are bad, vote for me so I can fix them Trump 2020: Things are even worse, vote for me or else things will get much much worse | 2.2× | 0 | 175k | 33k | 605 |
| 20 | Oct 6, '20 | BIDEN 2020: HE WON'T TRY TO KILL YOU | 2.2× | 0 | 185k | 26k | 211 |
| 21 | Jul 15, '20 | How to immigration policy | 2.2× | 0 | 163k | 30k | 2.6k |
| 22 | Nov 4, '20 | He spent 4 years golfing. And people are still voting for him. I will never understand it | 2.2× | 0 | 195k | 18k | 288 |
| 23 | Jan 6, '21 | Retweet if you will never vote for another republican ever again | 2.1× | 0 | 121k | 51k | 137 |
| 24 | Aug 25, '20 | Republicans gather to proclaim how well the country is doing, in an event held virtually because a containable virus killed almost 180,000 Americans in 6 months | 2.1× | 0 | 168k | 32k | 462 |
| 25 | May 19, '20 | How to hydroxychloroquine | 2.1× | 0 | 144k | 34k | 3.1k |
| 26 | Oct 6, '20 | Oh my god, when they said Trump would kill the republican party, they meant... literally | 2.1× | 0 | 187k | 22k | 356 |
| 27 | Sep 9, '20 | Are you feeling down? Isolated? Uncertain about the future? Worried about what comes next? Then you may be suffering from... consciousness | 2.0× | 0 | 175k | 23k | 802 |
| 28 | Jan 16, '21 | Lots of jokes about the My Pillow guy but ask yourself this: does anyone know who Biden’s pillow guy is? we’re about to have a president who has no advisors from the pillow industr | 1.9× | 0 | 171k | 15k | 430 |
| 29 | Jun 14, '20 | How to Lincoln | 1.9× | 0 | 143k | 25k | 2.2k |
| 30 | Nov 13, '20 | I hope Trump goes back to hosting celebrity apprentice but this time whenever he tries to fire anyone, they sue him and refuse to leave | 1.8× | 0 | 165k | 15k | 291 |
| 31 | May 30, '20 | How to the black people | 1.8× | 0 | 131k | 26k | 2.6k |
| 32 | Jun 5, '20 | Honestly I have so much material I'm going to need a 3 hour special at this point | 1.6× | 0 | 154k | 8.5k | 187 |
| 33 | Oct 12, '20 | Amy Coney Barrett watched Mitch McConnell obstruct Obama's Supreme Court justice nomination 8 months before the election but is now fine being confirmed WHILE PEOPLE ARE VOTING. Sh | 1.6× | 0 | 124k | 25k | 178 |
| 34 | Jun 21, '20 | They are now cheering the president's ability to DRINK A GLASS OF WATER | 1.6× | 0 | 146k | 13k | 213 |
| 35 | Jul 24, '20 | How to person woman man camera tv | 1.6× | 0 | 113k | 23k | 1.7k |
| 36 | Nov 16, '20 | I’m a lawyer for the Trump campaign | 1.6× | 0 | 129k | 15k | 2.2k |
| 37 | Oct 15, '20 | New plan: we set up a fake university and tell Trump we're giving him an honorary medical degree, when he shows up we trap him in a Truman Show style world where we can watch him p | 1.6× | 0 | 141k | 15k | 339 |
| 38 | Oct 22, '20 | I don’t know why Leslie Stahl even gives Trump the time of day | 1.5× | 0 | 105k | 25k | 1.7k |
| 39 | May 29, '20 | Fun fact: The Constitution gives Congress the right to censure the president but when they don’t have the guts to do so, that responsibility will go to... *checks notes* ...Twitter | 1.5× | 0 | 129k | 19k | 357 |
| 40 | Aug 28, '20 | The RNC will likely be deemed a super spreader of both coronavirus and bullshit propaganda | 1.5× | 0 | 130k | 17k | 170 |
| 41 | Jun 3, '20 | It is so exhausting being everybody’s one black friend right now | 1.5× | 0 | 142k | 8.4k | 351 |
| 42 | Nov 5, '20 | Kinda weird trump is only seeing fraud in the states he might lose, is that just a coincidence | 1.5× | 0 | 133k | 13k | 231 |
| 43 | Oct 3, '20 | Breaking news: Jared Kushner seen entering the West Wing carrying a notepad and a dvd of Weekend at Bernie’s | 1.5× | 0 | 135k | 13k | 243 |
| 44 | Nov 22, '20 | If Twitter can slap a warning on Trump's tweets they can turn off the retweet button on them. If you know it's false, why do you continue to allow it to be shared? | 1.5× | 0 | 125k | 14k | 143 |
| 45 | May 12, '20 | How to #ObamaGate | 1.4× | 0 | 103k | 21k | 2.2k |
| 46 | May 27, '20 | Still processing the fact that I said the president has no clue what he’s talking about on national television 😬 | 1.4× | 0 | 123k | 13k | 1.2k |
| 47 | Nov 5, '20 | Very soothing | 1.4× | 0 | 106k | 19k | 2.7k |
| 48 | Nov 4, '20 | My drug of choice tonight is hearing Sean Hannity say “President Biden” | 1.4× | 0 | 133k | 9.3k | 187 |
| 49 | Oct 2, '20 | How to drugs | 1.4× | 0 | 101k | 20k | 1.9k |
| 50 | Oct 22, '20 | How it How it’s started going | 1.4× | 0 | 134k | 6.9k | 399 |
| 51 | Jul 31, '20 | Why does Tucker Carlson still have a job | 1.4× | 0 | 120k | 11k | 116 |
| 52 | Mar 31, '21 | I’m sorry, whose anger is on trial here? The person who killed someone or the person who saw someone kill someone? ffs | 1.4× | 0 | 120k | 15k | 763 |
| 53 | Sep 22, '20 | Ugh I've got this song stuck in my head it's called Fuck You Mitt Romney | 1.4× | 0 | 123k | 13k | 125 |
| 54 | Apr 28, '20 | Having the Blue Angels fly over the city for healthcare workers is like when I ask my husband for help around the house and he buys me flowers | 1.4× | 0 | 121k | 14k | 343 |
| 55 | Sep 14, '20 | If Trump wins in November and Democrats do not gain control of the Senate, it will be the end of American democracy and there will be a Trump in the White House for the next 20-30 | 1.3× | 0 | 106k | 17k | 295 |
| 56 | Jul 11, '20 | This picture should be in the dictionary next to the word failure | 1.3× | 0 | 116k | 13k | 237 |
| 57 | Jun 13, '20 | How to real estate | 1.3× | 0 | 105k | 17k | 1.7k |
| 58 | Jul 28, '20 | Starting to think the only deal Trump ever closed was the one he made with the devil | 1.3× | 0 | 115k | 14k | 190 |
| 59 | Sep 20, '20 | I don’t want 4 more years of this administration. Actually if someone could take back the last 4 that would be great. I want 4 less years | 1.3× | 0 | 121k | 12k | 134 |
| 60 | Jun 3, '20 | I want the national guard to arrest the looters in the white house | 1.3× | 0 | 115k | 14k | 138 |
| 61 | Jan 9, '21 | I like the president's new tone! Silent! | 1.3× | 0 | 129k | 7k | 95 |
| 62 | Jan 7, '21 | Trump just lost Georgia for the 11,780th time | 1.3× | 0 | 127k | 8k | 97 |
| 63 | Jul 13, '20 | The news is so disturbing and anxiety inducing so to relax my husband and I are watching The Shining | 1.3× | 0 | 123k | 7k | 211 |
| 64 | May 27, '20 | Should I take insulin | 1.3× | 0 | 99k | 16k | 1.4k |
| 65 | Oct 24, '20 | I hope we are able to get Trump out of office in 10 days. But I will never get over how bad it had to get for us to even have a chance of getting rid of him | 1.2× | 0 | 115k | 10k | 197 |
| 66 | Oct 27, '20 | I hope the ghost of Ruth Bader Ginsburg haunts them all forever | 1.2× | 0 | 112k | 10k | 122 |
| 67 | Sep 30, '20 | “No I’m sorry, you go ahead.” “No please you.” “No I cut you off.” “No I cut YOU off!” “Okay if you insist...” “I do!” -Scene from the first presidential debate between two women | 1.2× | 0 | 110k | 9.4k | 389 |
| 68 | Jun 4, '20 | Good news guys, on Fox News they're saying racism doesn't exist. Woo hoo | 1.2× | 0 | 104k | 10k | 224 |
| 69 | Jan 29, '20 | These impeachment hearings are like if Sesame Street was trying to figure out if Cookie Monster ate all the cookies | 1.2× | 0 | 95k | 18k | 447 |
| 70 | Jun 9, '20 | I’m lazy but I’m also a perfectionist. It’s a problem | 1.2× | 0 | 101k | 11k | 615 |
| 71 | Dec 9, '20 | Biden should seek a recount of Alaska just to fuck with Trump's head | 1.1× | 0 | 115k | 5.2k | 136 |
| 72 | Jul 13, '20 | If more testing creates more cases, and Trump gets tested every single day, then… shouldn’t he... ya know... be the most likely person in the world to get it? | 1.1× | 0 | 103k | 11k | 173 |
| 73 | Aug 1, '20 | Trump's failures are real, and they are spectacular | 1.1× | 0 | 103k | 11k | 113 |
| 74 | Jun 30, '20 | You can’t expect to be successful if you spend all day scrolling Twitter on your phone. At some point you need to get your shit together and scroll Twitter on your laptop | 1.1× | 0 | 106k | 9.2k | 350 |
| 75 | Nov 20, '20 | I’m not thanking Republicans for shit at this point. I’m done praising them for doing the bare fucking minimum after what they’ve put us through | 1.1× | 0 | 105k | 8.3k | 181 |
| 76 | Nov 10, '20 | Republicans are basically saying black votes are illegal, next they’ll say they’re only worth 3/5ths of a vote | 1.1× | 0 | 95k | 12k | 227 |
| 77 | Feb 24, '22 | My god can we just have one year where nothing happens just one year | 1.1× | 0 | 106k | 8.5k | 282 |
| 78 | Jul 25, '20 | Next time someone asks me who my favorite comedians are I’m just going to say Republicans | 1.1× | 0 | 106k | 8.6k | 145 |
| 79 | Nov 4, '20 | Michigan just turned blue. | 1.1× | 0 | 109k | 5.7k | 99 |
| 80 | Nov 13, '20 | You guys, we have gotten to see Trump lose multiple times every single day for a week! God is real | 1.1× | 0 | 108k | 6.5k | 173 |
| 81 | Jun 19, '20 | I believe we should do everything we can to prevent more people from dying... but, you know, I don’t want to get all political on here | 1.1× | 0 | 101k | 10k | 204 |
| 82 | Aug 23, '20 | Trump: "We've got some incredible answers and we'll let you know what those answers are once we make them up" | 1.1× | 0 | 96k | 11k | 188 |
| 83 | Dec 6, '20 | Rudy Guiliani’s covid diagnosis proves that the virus can travel from bat to human back to bat | 1.1× | 0 | 102k | 6.6k | 162 |
| 84 | Nov 16, '20 | If Hillary Clinton was tweeting that she won the election a week after she lost the election she would’ve already been declared persona non grata by her own party | 1.1× | 0 | 102k | 6.8k | 156 |
| 85 | Jun 10, '20 | A dating app where you watch a comedy video and you match with people based on which part of the video you laughed at most. This is either brilliant or evidence that I only got 2 h | 1.0× | 0 | 103k | 5.7k | 368 |
| 86 | Sep 30, '20 | How am I more nervous now than I was in 2016 | 1.0× | 0 | 99k | 6k | 150 |
| 87 | Jan 20, '21 | Finally, a president who will actually work from early in the morning until late in the evening and make many calls and have many meetings #InaugurationDay | 1.0× | 0 | 99k | 7.4k | 142 |
| 88 | Oct 9, '20 | Listen, I hate Trump as much as the next guy, but... if he gives Tucker Carlson coronavirus, I dunno, maybe he does deserve the Nobel peace prize | 1.0× | 0 | 98k | 7.1k | 141 |
| 89 | Aug 4, '20 | "We're last. Meaning, we're first." | 1.0× | 0 | 96k | 7.2k | 118 |
| 90 | Nov 8, '20 | Call me greedy but I want the Senate too | 1.0× | 0 | 97k | 6.9k | 65 |
| 91 | Jun 15, '20 | Someone just pointed at me on the street and said “look it’s Donald Trump” | 1.0× | 0 | 101k | 4.3k | 205 |
| 92 | Sep 10, '20 | Good news everybody: Mexico is gonna pay for the vaccine | 1.0× | 0 | 94k | 7.9k | 100 |
| 93 | Nov 3, '20 | Why am I *already* watching the news like I have no clue how to pace myself | 1.0× | 0 | 98k | 4.1k | 73 |
| 94 | Dec 15, '20 | I’ve almost reached my 100 book reading goal for 2020 just 99 books to go | 1.0× | 0 | 101k | 2.7k | 126 |
| 95 | Nov 7, '20 | IT HAPPENED | 1.0× | 0 | 97k | 5.1k | 115 |
| 96 | Nov 5, '20 | Me Tuesday: Please, please, just get to 270 Me today: I WANT ALL THE STATES ARIZONA NEVADA GEORGIA PENNSYLVANIA I WANT THEMALLLLL | 1.0× | 0 | 94k | 5.7k | 130 |
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