| 1 | Aug 8, '24 | This debate has gone viral on tiktok | 72.1× | 10M | 84k | 13k | 42k |
| 2 | Mar 18, '24 | What’s the first sign that a lady you are talking to is a hoe? | 42.7× | 5.9M | 16k | 1.2k | 4.3k |
| 3 | Feb 25, '24 | As a man, if you can’t complete 20 full push ups, you’re a bitch. | 39× | 5.4M | 41k | 7.7k | 1.8k |
| 4 | Jun 10, '23 | GOAT of all sneakers. Past, present, and future. | 32.2× | 4.5M | 33k | 6.1k | 302 |
| 5 | Mar 18, '25 | This is what happens when a real nigga becomes president | 26.9× | 3.8M | 128k | 13k | 2.5k |
| 6 | Dec 22, '23 | Listen bro, You spoil a woman that loves you. You don’t spoil a woman so that she loves you. | 23.8× | 3.3M | 46k | 17k | 4.1k |
| 7 | Oct 19, '23 | There’s nothing high maintenance about you if the maintenance can’t be done by you. That’s a liability. | 16.9× | 2.4M | 29k | 12k | 1k |
| 8 | Jan 12, '24 | UK gangsters are the real gangsters. Take the guns away from Americans and it’s just a bunch of emotionally and physically weak ass niggas. | 15× | 2.1M | 12k | 2.5k | 438 |
| 9 | Jan 7, '24 | Masturbation is the most disrespectful thing you can do to your body and soul, as a guy. | 14.8× | 2.1M | 14k | 2.8k | 780 |
| 10 | Jan 19, '24 | You gotta fuck her till she asks “why are you fucking me like this? 😩” Dem no dey pity toto | 13.9× | 1.9M | 13k | 2.5k | 1.5k |
| 11 | May 21, '24 | Nowadays it’s more expensive to be a boyfriend than a parent. | 13.6× | 1.9M | 25k | 6.2k | 1.8k |
| 12 | Oct 18, '23 | Tweeting this with a Davido tattoo between your breasts is funny to me ngl. | 13× | 1.8M | 14k | 2.9k | 145 |
| 13 | Mar 26, '25 | All i know is i will never in my life pick a drake concert over a kendrick’s concert | 12.7× | 1.8M | 24k | 1.4k | 451 |
| 14 | Jan 12, '25 | Funny talk. A trained fighter will win in a street fight 9 out of 10 times. | 12.5× | 1.7M | 17k | 2.2k | 910 |
| 15 | Feb 5, '24 | Na now i know why the guy no dey talk. | 11.8× | 1.6M | 15k | 3.2k | 741 |
| 16 | Mar 22, '24 | I can understand a Drake diss, but J cole? That nigga just wanna wear joggers and ride bicycle around the city. | 11.6× | 1.6M | 32k | 2.7k | 656 |
| 17 | Nov 23, '23 | If you see Egan, you can tell he is dangerous. But if you see Shelby, you’ll think he is a gentleman. That’s why he’s more dangerous. | 11.5× | 1.6M | 16k | 2.9k | 291 |
| 18 | Nov 11, '24 | Bro to bro: na yahoo you wan dey do forever? | 11.3× | 1.6M | 15k | 2.1k | 874 |
| 19 | May 18, '24 | “Make money first, the girls will come after” To do what? | 11.2× | 1.6M | 13k | 3.1k | 1.1k |
| 20 | Mar 30, '25 | How yansh go soft like this 😳😍? | 10.9× | 1.5M | 18k | 1.1k | 5.5k |
| 21 | Feb 4, '24 | All these won’t be necessary if she has shown you her breast before y’all met. | 10.8× | 1.5M | 10k | 2.4k | 1.4k |
| 22 | Oct 29, '25 | The choice of shoe don make me believe Ned. | 10.4× | 1.5M | 14k | 1.2k | 506 |
| 23 | Feb 8, '24 | This is the corniest nigga I’ve ever witnessed in my life. | 10.3× | 1.4M | 11k | 2k | 498 |
| 24 | Apr 16, '25 | Seeing things like this will make you understand how much of a stand up guy someone like Mr. Macaroni is. | 10.1× | 1.4M | 19k | 4.2k | 639 |
| 25 | Aug 4, '24 | The realest niggas serve God | 9.5× | 1.3M | 26k | 6.8k | 595 |
| 26 | Oct 3, '23 | Shall i remind you that you are a rib? | 9.2× | 1.3M | 12k | 4.3k | 327 |
| 27 | Feb 12, '24 | You remove subsidy on fuel in a country that has the most people living in poverty, thereby making their lives worse. Yet you want to subsidize a 5million naira trip for people tha | 8.5× | 1.2M | 16k | 5.3k | 163 |
| 28 | Apr 2, '23 | Easiest way to scare a gold digger away is to act like you are a stingy man. | 8.3× | 1.2M | 17k | 5.2k | 207 |
| 29 | Oct 13, '23 | Crying on twitter cause you can’t handle being blocked by someone you rejected is a madder ting imo. | 8.2× | 1.1M | 14k | 3.7k | 167 |
| 30 | Sep 11, '25 | I don’t have any tattoos because i’m of the opinion that no amount of tattoos can make a body more artistic than a physically fit body with zero tattoos. | 8.0× | 1.1M | 12k | 1.1k | 266 |
| 31 | Jan 27, '24 | When two introverts fall in love >>> | 7.9× | 1.1M | 14k | 3k | 618 |
| 32 | Dec 4, '24 | 2025 activity. | 7.7× | 1.1M | 23k | 4k | 1.5k |
| 33 | Jan 10, '25 | If any rich person in this country ever hurt your family, please try as much as possible to take the law into your own hands. | 7.6× | 1.1M | 17k | 3.8k | 560 |
| 34 | Oct 20, '23 | Gotta respect people that don’t take any form of highness in this country. No weed, no alcohol, no drugs, just witnessing the whole shege with clear eyes. Respek 🫡 | 7.5× | 1M | 11k | 3.2k | 205 |
| 35 | Feb 17, '25 | Maturing is realizing that all our childhood punishment were just intense core workouts. | 7.4× | 1M | 28k | 5.1k | 1.1k |
| 36 | Sep 17, '25 | The kain lifestyle wey dem live for yankee too useless. | 7.0× | 978k | 15k | 1.7k | 349 |
| 37 | Dec 9, '24 | View post on X | 6.6× | 926k | 16k | 1.6k | 735 |
| 38 | Oct 3, '24 | Bro to bro | 6.5× | 903k | 20k | 3.3k | 1.1k |
| 39 | Mar 12, '24 | They are the loudest around their homeboys. | 6.4× | 892k | 15k | 3k | 602 |
| 40 | Oct 29, '25 | Everyone is supposed to use social media the way Justin Bieber uses social media | 6.4× | 888k | 24k | 3k | 764 |
| 41 | Mar 26, '24 | Sometimes i delay my haircut and intentionally look rugged just to make that glow up more iconic. | 6.3× | 878k | 21k | 5.7k | 1.2k |
| 42 | Jul 17, '23 | After school, you go begin realize say na man your papa be. | 6.3× | 875k | 18k | 6.3k | 305 |
| 43 | Jan 12, '24 | “How are you” is a conversation starter, if you are smart enough. | 6.2× | 864k | 15k | 3.9k | 310 |
| 44 | Oct 10, '25 | Networking in 2025 requires an ass licking skill set that i simply wasn’t born with. | 6.2× | 859k | 31k | 6.9k | 2.2k |
| 45 | Sep 20, '25 | You only need to be celibate for a while to realize that sex is not all that. | 5.8× | 806k | 13k | 1.8k | 673 |
| 46 | Nov 11, '24 | Your girlfriend na realtor for Lagos? Wow, say that’s crazyyyy. | 5.6× | 785k | 11k | 1.9k | 539 |
| 47 | Jan 11, '24 | See as e hold hin wife like award. | 5.4× | 756k | 12k | 1.7k | 73 |
| 48 | Dec 29, '24 | View post on X | 5.4× | 750k | 11k | 2.8k | 613 |
| 49 | May 25 | The biggest proof of a man’s greatness is how much he believes in his own greatness before there’s any visible evidence of it. | 5.4× | 747k | 38k | 8k | 4.1k |
| 50 | May 8, '24 | If you are a realistic person, then you must get used to being disliked, Because a lot of people do not like reality. | 5.4× | 746k | 18k | 5.3k | 1.3k |
| 51 | Jan 19, '25 | Omo, Nothing fih replace omo. | 5.3× | 736k | 17k | 3.4k | 168 |
| 52 | Jan 13, '24 | The more a man knows, the more lonely he becomes. | 5.2× | 720k | 15k | 4.1k | 745 |
| 53 | Jul 17, '23 | …and incompetence | 5.1× | 707k | 11k | 3.4k | 17 |
| 54 | Feb 8, '24 | Someone said the only handsome man y’all ever had was Nelson Mandela, and it’s even inner beauty. | 5.0× | 691k | 14k | 3.2k | 193 |
| 55 | Jan 23, '24 | Its twin brother is already popular, suffering. | 4.6× | 644k | 11k | 3.1k | 174 |
| 56 | Oct 3, '24 | At least Wizkid never scam me before. | 4.5× | 633k | 12k | 2.8k | 134 |
| 57 | Mar 27, '25 | What a beauty! | 4.1× | 569k | 17k | 1.9k | 461 |
| 58 | Jun 2, '24 | View post on X | 4.1× | 566k | 13k | 3.8k | 7.4k |
| 59 | Jan 20, '25 | View post on X | 4.0× | 559k | 12k | 3.6k | 927 |
| 60 | Jul 6, '24 | The downfall of a man begins when he starts to think he can save a hoe. | 3.8× | 533k | 15k | 3.9k | 1k |
| 61 | Oct 14, '20 | Don’t get tired. I need 1000 comments of #EndSWAT on this post. Shall we? | 3.7× | 0 | 16k | 17k | 1 |
| 62 | May 12, '24 | The moment you decide to take your life seriously, here comes the baddest bitch you’ve ever witnessed waving the greenest flag ever at you. | 3.7× | 513k | 11k | 2.4k | 1.4k |
| 63 | Jan 31, '24 | Any money you spend on eating well, dressing well, and smelling well is never a waste. | 3.7× | 512k | 18k | 5k | 518 |
| 64 | Nov 16, '23 | If you like allow one mumu for twitter dey whine you about God, body go tell you. Real niggas know God is real, and na hin sure pass. | 3.5× | 492k | 14k | 4.6k | 107 |
| 65 | Jan 7, '25 | E get some kain wicked naps wey you go take, when you first wake up you go confuse about your identity, time and location for like 10 mins. | 3.4× | 476k | 13k | 2.7k | 498 |
| 66 | Oct 13, '20 | Did i hear Youth Democratic Party? ✊🏾 #EndSWAT | 3.4× | 0 | 18k | 16k | 12 |
| 67 | Sep 30, '24 | As Nigeria be now; 1. No give woman belle 2. Drink plenty water and eat healthy 3. No let anything do your phone 4. Avoid wahala wey go land you for police station 5. Read number 1 | 3.3× | 462k | 11k | 3.1k | 588 |
| 68 | Oct 15, '20 | “What an elder sees while sitting down, a child cannot...” Baba shut up! We go use drone. #EndSWAT | 3.3× | 0 | 16k | 16k | 36 |
| 69 | Aug 21, '22 | This man was gisting us about his pain and the whole of Africa was dancing. | 3.1× | 0 | 21k | 7.8k | 2.7k |
| 70 | Oct 18, '20 | Edo people blocked the busy roads in benin to cook party jollof 😂😂😂 #EndSARS | 3.0× | 0 | 16k | 14k | 60 |
| 71 | Feb 11, '24 | No matter how gangster you are, PRAY. No be advice, na serious warning. | 2.9× | 398k | 16k | 4.6k | 253 |
| 72 | Mar 2, '25 | I was born a Muslim but i rediscovered Islam myself. Alhamdulilah. | 2.7× | 378k | 18k | 1.9k | 314 |
| 73 | Aug 21, '24 | Any money you spend on acquiring knowledge, looking good or eating well is never a waste. | 2.3× | 317k | 14k | 3.8k | 796 |
| 74 | Nov 20, '23 | You fih get 1000 problems, but once you fall sick, you only have 1 problem. Take good care of your body. | 2.2× | 302k | 12k | 3.5k | 143 |
| 75 | Jan 31, '20 | Using whose instead of who's is almost as bad as using am instead of I'm. | 2.1× | 0 | 20k | 5k | 74 |
| 76 | Sep 4, '22 | This is very valid 😂😂😂 | 2.1× | 0 | 16k | 5.6k | 1.2k |
| 77 | Dec 13, '20 | Twitter now has double like, means you can now like a post twice. Double tap on the like button, then tap it once. | 1.8× | 0 | 26k | 347 | 21 |
| 78 | Dec 18, '21 | If you die today, your babe get option but your mama no get. Try dey remember house. | 1.7× | 0 | 15k | 5.2k | 157 |
| 79 | Jul 23, '19 | I’m not afraid of death, I’m afraid of dying at a time when God is not pleased with me. | 1.7× | 0 | 15k | 5.7k | 78 |
| 80 | Oct 13, '20 | Wizkid don postpone hin Album, na this people i go transfer all the anger too. Dem never see anything #EndSWAT | 1.6× | 0 | 10k | 7.3k | 3 |
| 81 | Jan 6, '20 | This relationship is 2 days old. | 1.6× | 0 | 14k | 4k | 93 |
| 82 | Apr 26, '22 | Love to Patrick from Nigeria ❤️ | 1.6× | 0 | 14k | 4.3k | 402 |
| 83 | Nov 15, '20 | You go church today, or you dey wear big polo for person kitchen dey cook nonsense? | 1.5× | 0 | 14k | 2.9k | 56 |
| 84 | Aug 27, '22 | I no go comot here until the owner of this car come out, e must tell me where dem dey see this money. | 1.4× | 0 | 16k | 2.1k | 126 |
| 85 | Jun 4, '21 | If I can’t use twitter in Nigeria I’ll use it in New York from Nigeria. 🤝 | 1.3× | 0 | 14k | 2.8k | 19 |
| 86 | Mar 17, '21 | I think we need to report Wande Coal’s unseriousness to his parents or something | 1.3× | 0 | 13k | 3.4k | 39 |
| 87 | Feb 17, '21 | You take advice from Bobrisky and Toke Makinwa but suddenly you want to be Okonjo Iweala? O foolish mehn | 1.3× | 0 | 13k | 3.4k | 27 |
| 88 | Apr 22, '21 | May your mother live long to see you succeed in life 🙏🏾 | 1.2× | 0 | 12k | 2.9k | 13 |
| 89 | Nov 18, '20 | ATTENTION! #EndSars part 2, load din din din loading! | 1.2× | 0 | 10k | 4k | 3 |
| 90 | Feb 16, '22 | Sometimes i delay my haircut and intentionally look rugged just to make that glow up more iconic. | 1.2× | 0 | 12k | 2.6k | 95 |
| 91 | Sep 2, '22 | E be like say FG don send ASUU money to NEPA oh, because i no cun understand this light again. | 1.2× | 0 | 12k | 2.4k | 49 |
| 92 | Nov 4, '21 | Every guy wants sex at the end. Not me tho, I’m different, i want it at the beginning. | 1.1× | 0 | 10k | 2.8k | 167 |
| 93 | Nov 17, '22 | View post on X | 1.1× | 0 | 13k | 1.1k | 54 |
| 94 | Jul 29, '20 | Birthday boy 🎉 | 1.1× | 0 | 12k | 1.4k | 15 |
| 95 | Dec 19, '20 | Na Mumu dey fall in love for NYSC camp. | 1.0× | 0 | 11k | 1.7k | 26 |
| 96 | Feb 16, '22 | A breast in hand is better than two in the bra | 1.0× | 0 | 10k | 2k | 121 |
| 97 | Apr 29, '20 | I am Super excited to announce that I’ve officially signed as the Brand Ambassador for @mybellefriendNG. Thank God and THANK YOU. You all made this possible. | 1.0× | 0 | 10k | 1.4k | 1 |
| 98 | Nov 1, '22 | Whoever shot Quavo and Takeoff better pray the police gets to him first. Because if street hol am, omo. | 1.0× | 0 | 12k | 1.4k | 44 |
| 99 | Dec 28, '20 | Wizkid dey ignore drama on and off line. | 1.0× | 0 | 11k | 1.9k | 6 |
| 100 | Jan 25, '22 | I wasn’t playing in these pictures. | 0.9× | 0 | 10k | 1.5k | 65 |
| 101 | Dec 1, '20 | EVA’20, Social Media Influencer of the year. 🦅 | 0.8× | 0 | 11k | 837 | 4 |
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