| 1 | Jul 24, '25 | Meryl Streep at 76 Me at 30 | 66.8× | 2.5M | 98k | 14k | 2.2k |
| 2 | Aug 25, '24 | Um | 46.9× | 1.8M | 106k | 1.9k | 1.2k |
| 3 | Nov 27, '24 | Bushwick girls taking a break from their grungy instagram aesthetic to join their parents for thanksgiving dinner in greenwich, connecticut | 26.9× | 1M | 19k | 634 | 912 |
| 4 | Jul 6, '22 | Lululemon Employee: “Hi! What are you shopping for today?” Woman: “Rehab.” Employee, enthusiastically: “Ok so we’re thinking COZY.” | 18.4× | 0 | 18k | 743 | 183 |
| 5 | Apr 7, '25 | New thumbs-up emoji just dropped | 16.6× | 624k | 20k | 709 | 734 |
| 6 | Mar 31, '25 | How your email finds me | 15.6× | 586k | 18k | 1.8k | 541 |
| 7 | Sep 24, '22 | “Do you want to have kids?” “Nah. I’m trying to reduce my trauma footprint.” | 13.7× | 0 | 11k | 1.7k | 233 |
| 8 | Apr 16, '22 | "I think I realized I was gay last night." "You took that much molly?" "No, but I saw Harry Styles' set." | 12.3× | 0 | 11k | 728 | 158 |
| 9 | Apr 7, '25 | When you realize you’re not cut out for camping at Coachella | 10.0× | 375k | 12k | 438 | 289 |
| 10 | Apr 7, '25 | When you get paid on the 1st | 9.8× | 369k | 19k | 1.5k | 341 |
| 11 | Jul 23, '25 | Your bank account watching you join a group chat called MALLORCA 2025 | 8.6× | 323k | 7.6k | 373 | 181 |
| 12 | Apr 1, '25 | The richest person you know when you owe them $7 | 8.4× | 318k | 11k | 440 | 196 |
| 13 | Jun 18, '25 | Carrie Bradshaw on her way to get froyo: | 8.1× | 305k | 15k | 691 | 173 |
| 14 | Oct 8, '19 | Spin class with Taylor Swift playing Instructor: “You know life can be rough, there was a time when I was having family issues, relationship issues, work issues. And you know what, | 7.2× | 0 | 6.2k | 679 | 36 |
| 15 | Oct 10, '21 | Flight Attendant: “Ladies, we’ve done a study here and found that Prada, Gucci, and Chanel purses do, in fact, fit under your seats. And if your purses were real, you wouldn’t be f | 6.4× | 0 | 5.3k | 507 | 67 |
| 16 | Jan 13, '25 | Everyone in LA this week: | 6.1× | 230k | 5.7k | 874 | 175 |
| 17 | Apr 3, '25 | Finance bros | 5.7× | 215k | 5.5k | 266 | 164 |
| 18 | Aug 17, '16 | View post on X | 5.0× | 0 | 4k | 482 | 55 |
| 19 | Apr 7, '25 | After upgrading to Economy Plus | 4.6× | 171k | 5.8k | 254 | 238 |
| 20 | Aug 26, '25 | All the guys in 3+ year relationships watching Travis propose to Taylor | 3.7× | 141k | 3.9k | 93 | 128 |
| 21 | Nov 5, '20 | “Nevada is literally home to the city that never sleeps. Except for when the fate of the nation depends on them.” | 3.5× | 0 | 2.9k | 404 | 18 |
| 22 | Nov 25, '19 | Guy to TSA: “Please don’t take my CBD I’m about to spend a week with my Republican grandparents.” | 3.4× | 0 | 3k | 246 | 3 |
| 23 | Apr 1, '25 | Twitter when couples have more than a two year age difference | 2.7× | 103k | 3.7k | 218 | 91 |
| 24 | Oct 14, '22 | “What can I get you to drink?” “A negroni, spag-“ “Oh for fuck’s sake.” | 2.7× | 0 | 2.4k | 216 | 21 |
| 25 | Apr 11, '25 | View post on X | 2.5× | 95k | 1.6k | 53 | 49 |
| 26 | Jun 26, '25 | His time has come | 2.4× | 90k | 1.4k | 161 | 11 |
| 27 | Jul 8, '20 | What's your most LA moment? We'll go first - Seeing Ron Jeremy take his blood pressure at the CVS in Hollywood. | 2.2× | 0 | 852 | 37 | 39 |
| 28 | Jul 9, '21 | MAGA hat guy: “You can take the mask off, COVID is over.” Mask guy: “You can take that hat off, the election is over.” | 2.2× | 0 | 1.9k | 205 | 10 |
| 29 | Feb 23, '22 | “How old are you? “25, but if you adjust for covid I’m actually 22.” | 2.1× | 0 | 1.6k | 255 | 21 |
| 30 | Nov 18, '19 | Delta flight attendant at LAX: “Someone left an iEar at the gate. I have a samsung, I don’t know what to call them.” *20 seconds later* “I’ve been informed they are AirPods, ladies | 2.1× | 0 | 1.9k | 141 | 8 |
| 31 | Jan 21, '21 | When it's 68 in LA | 2.0× | 0 | 1.6k | 261 | 5 |
| 32 | May 10, '18 | “People in LA are terrible.” “The natives are actually pretty normal, it’s the ones that move here from Iowa wanting to be Kardashians that are fucked.” | 2.0× | 0 | 1.3k | 319 | 6 |
| 33 | Dec 28, '18 | “What’s your type?” “I don’t really have a type, I’m kinda just looking for someone to ruin my life.” | 1.9× | 0 | 1.4k | 280 | 7 |
| 34 | Jul 7, '25 | Everyone is circling back | 1.9× | 72k | 1.4k | 150 | 28 |
| 35 | Apr 14, '25 | View post on X | 1.9× | 70k | 1.3k | 55 | 19 |
| 36 | Aug 3, '18 | Guy: "I wish I could, like, be a girl but with male privilege." Girl: "So equality?" Guy: "Oh shit." | 1.8× | 0 | 1.4k | 256 | 6 |
| 37 | Jul 4, '19 | “This kombucha is really fucking me up, are you sure there isn’t alcohol in it?” “Dude this is an earthquake.” | 1.8× | 0 | 1.5k | 187 | 3 |
| 38 | Apr 24, '23 | Woman to barista: “Oh no, I forgot my wallet. I can walk home and get it.” Guy behind her: “It’s cool, I got your drink.” Woman, excitedly: “Oh my god, you’re amazing. What’s your | 1.8× | 66k | 1.4k | 117 | 17 |
| 39 | Jul 18, '18 | Girl at Target answers phone: “Hey what’s up...? I’m at the gym.” | 1.7× | 0 | 1.5k | 142 | 2 |
| 40 | Feb 2, '20 | “Who’s playing in the super bowl today?” “J Lo and Shakira.” | 1.7× | 0 | 1.2k | 287 | 1 |
| 41 | Nov 13, '21 | Flight Attendant, after landing at LAX: “Today is Free Brittany Day, I want us to take a moment to think of her and wish the best for her and her future.” | 1.6× | 0 | 1.4k | 122 | 9 |
| 42 | Oct 31, '22 | Girl to friend: "I don't want to assume he's lying..." Friend: "Bitch assume!" | 1.6× | 0 | 1.5k | 87 | 11 |
| 43 | Jun 18, '19 | “Hey sorry I can’t make it tomorrow.” “Oh no! How come?” “I don’t wanna go.” | 1.6× | 0 | 1.1k | 253 | 6 |
| 44 | Jan 22, '17 | Woman: "Excuse me, how long is this march going to go on for?" Police office: "About 4 more years, lady." @DTLA City Hall | 1.6× | 0 | 894 | 376 | 0 |
| 45 | Mar 13, '20 | “I grew up in a war zone for 12 years in Beirut, Lebanon. Bombs going off all the time. Not ONCE did we run out of toilet paper.” | 1.5× | 0 | 1.1k | 204 | 9 |
| 46 | Jan 14, '19 | Girl to boyfriend taking pictures of her: "Oh my god these are horrible!" Boyfriend: "Well, what do you want me to do? That's what you look like." | 1.4× | 0 | 1.2k | 147 | 6 |
| 47 | Apr 2, '20 | "All my social anxiety is gone." "What's your secret?" "There's no society anymore." | 1.4× | 0 | 1.1k | 183 | 3 |
| 48 | Jul 10, '18 | "I'm so broke I stole toilet paper from SoulCycle." "You can afford SoulCycle but not toilet paper?" | 1.4× | 0 | 1.3k | 112 | 2 |
| 49 | Sep 19, '18 | Girl: "I have 100K instagram followers. If I tag this place in a photo, can I get a free meal." Waiter: "Instagram followers are not an accepted currency here." | 1.4× | 0 | 1.2k | 133 | 0 |
| 50 | Oct 18, '20 | “A lot of Trump supporters in the OC.” “Why the fuck do you think it’s called ORANGE County.” | 1.4× | 0 | 1.1k | 191 | 7 |
| 51 | Oct 28, '22 | “Plants are the new dogs, dogs are the new kids, and kids are just something rich people get to do.” | 1.4× | 0 | 1.1k | 164 | 25 |
| 52 | Feb 21, '20 | TSA officer: “If you have a Cartier bracelet that can’t be taken off come in this line.” | 1.4× | 0 | 1.2k | 116 | 13 |
| 53 | Aug 24, '19 | Man: "Hi, I'm looking for Satan." Whole Foods Employee: "You're looking for the devil?" Man: "Um, it's vegan?" Whole Foods Employee: "Ah, seitan. Next aisle in the fridge." | 1.4× | 0 | 1.1k | 138 | 8 |
| 54 | Jun 20, '19 | “As my dad was walking me down the aisle of my third wedding he goes ‘You know Sherry I keep giving you away but they keep giving you back.’” | 1.3× | 0 | 1.2k | 105 | 4 |
| 55 | Dec 22, '19 | Little girl: “Santa, do you drink Oat Milk?” Santa: “Only in LA, honey.” | 1.3× | 0 | 1.1k | 145 | 4 |
| 56 | Aug 22, '18 | “Now boarding group A as in 'apple bottom jeans'... and group B as in 'boots with the fur.'” | 1.3× | 0 | 1k | 177 | 7 |
| 57 | Aug 22, '19 | Drunk girl at LAX, crying on the phone.: “I’m bar hopping in the fucking airport.” | 1.3× | 0 | 1.1k | 94 | 4 |
| 58 | Jun 2, '18 | “Are you a morning person or a night person?” “I don't like being alive at any time of day, thank you very much.” | 1.3× | 0 | 873 | 250 | 1 |
| 59 | Oct 20, '18 | “It takes 30 minutes to get from LA to LA.” | 1.3× | 0 | 1k | 162 | 2 |
| 60 | Oct 19, '22 | “She’s a simple woman… She likes gardening and drugs.” | 1.3× | 0 | 981 | 151 | 21 |
| 61 | May 9, '19 | Woman: “Can I hit your juul?” Stranger: “This is a kit kat.” | 1.3× | 0 | 1k | 161 | 2 |
| 62 | Apr 28, '19 | Girl in Avengers t-shirt to friend: “I was surprised that his death affected me more than I thought it would.” Girl nearby: “Oh! No Endgame spoilers!” Girl in Avengers t-shirt: “I’ | 1.3× | 0 | 1.1k | 104 | 4 |
| 63 | Aug 25, '20 | “Hanging out with friends now is just like unprotected sex. It’s fun while you do it and then you’re stressed for 1-2 weeks wondering if you’ve made a terrible, life-altering mista | 1.2× | 0 | 1k | 126 | 15 |
| 64 | Oct 22, '18 | Flight attendant : "Please store your Louis Vuitton bag in the overhead cabin... we know it's fake or you wouldn't be flying Spirit." | 1.2× | 0 | 1k | 127 | 3 |
| 65 | Jan 22, '22 | Man to friend: "Things have been crazy lately." Stranger: "It's the Santa Ana winds, man." Man: "I'm not into that astrology shit." | 1.2× | 0 | 930 | 160 | 18 |
| 66 | Jun 8, '18 | * Woman buying wine and cookies Cashier: "Do you want your receipt?" Woman: "Does this look like a transaction I want to remember." | 1.2× | 0 | 992 | 158 | 0 |
| 67 | Jan 20, '20 | Boy in Trader Joe's points to Kombucha: “What's that?" Mom: “Gatorade for people who do yoga.” | 1.2× | 0 | 980 | 154 | 5 |
| 68 | Mar 24, '18 | 7 year old girl: "I love airports because they are like magic gateways to all the other places." Mom: "Yes they are. You could be a pilot when you grow up." 7-year old: "No that’s | 1.2× | 0 | 965 | 148 | 0 |
| 69 | Jul 28, '18 | Customer: "Can i have a cold brew?” Cashier: “We have iced coffee coffee, is that okay?” Customer: “That’s fine. I don’t even know what cold brew is.” | 1.2× | 0 | 1k | 117 | 2 |
| 70 | Jan 13, '22 | “I’d rather be be poor in Santa Monica than rich in Fresno.” | 1.2× | 0 | 908 | 99 | 14 |
| 71 | Oct 25, '18 | Barista: “Ok, that will be $4.84.“ Girl: “Ooh, how much would it be if I posted it for my 75k followers and tagged you?” Barista: “$4.84” | 1.2× | 0 | 984 | 128 | 2 |
| 72 | Jul 8, '18 | “Wait, what are you?” “Are you asking about my ethnicity, my zodiac sign or my diet?” | 1.2× | 0 | 898 | 173 | 2 |
| 73 | Mar 2, '22 | "Do you skateboard or snowboard?" "No, I only charcuterie board.” | 1.2× | 0 | 869 | 173 | 5 |
| 74 | Dec 14, '19 | Kid to Mom: “I want to be an adult!!”. Mom: “I assure you, you do not.” | 1.2× | 0 | 883 | 183 | 3 |
| 75 | May 22, '19 | Customer: “I’ll have the usual.” Food Truck Guy: "I dont know who you are." | 1.2× | 0 | 1k | 109 | 3 |
| 76 | Jul 6, '22 | TSA Agent: “Ma'am you have to take off your hoodie for the scan.” *Woman takes off hoodie TSA Agent: “Next time if you are only wearing a bra, you don’t have to take off your hoodi | 1.2× | 0 | 1.1k | 42 | 10 |
| 77 | Dec 11, '18 | "Your flight is at 9:15 so you should get to the airport at 7:15, which means we need to leave the Pho place by 6:15, which means we should just leave our apartment now." "It’s 2:4 | 1.2× | 0 | 920 | 83 | 9 |
| 78 | Sep 22, '18 | “My coffee this morning was $83.” “What the hell did you order?” “I got a $10 latte and a $73 parking ticket.” | 1.1× | 0 | 1k | 92 | 0 |
| 79 | May 3, '20 | “Dude, I just drove from K-town to Malibu in 25 minutes. LA is healing. We are the virus.” | 1.1× | 0 | 971 | 107 | 2 |
| 80 | Sep 8, '18 | “If I’m picking you up from Burbank, buy me coffee. If I’m picking you up from LAX, pay my rent for next month.” | 1.1× | 0 | 895 | 126 | 2 |
| 81 | Nov 10, '19 | Flight Attendant: "Unfortunately the Wi-Fi on this plane isn't working but it is a short flight so please use it for reflection." | 1.1× | 0 | 973 | 100 | 3 |
| 82 | Feb 26, '19 | Guy on phone: “I can't really explain how to illegally launder money right now. I'm in a Trader Joe's line." | 1.1× | 0 | 934 | 103 | 4 |
| 83 | Sep 21, '19 | Father to Adult Daughter: “You’re gonna need to get a new job if you want to afford the life you’re pretending to have on Instagram.” | 1.1× | 0 | 936 | 107 | 2 |
| 84 | Nov 29, '18 | "Can you edit something of mine?" "VSCO or Facetune?" "My English essay." | 1.1× | 0 | 915 | 116 | 3 |
| 85 | Nov 8, '19 | “I just kept staring at my therapist’s coffee cup the whole session, wondering if someone who buys coffee at Panera possesses the adequate judgement to help me with my life.” | 1.1× | 0 | 922 | 102 | 6 |
| 86 | Jun 9, '20 | Guy hitting on a girl at protest: “Can I get your number?” “Send me a screenshot of a donation you’ve made, then we can talk.” | 1.1× | 0 | 901 | 101 | 2 |
| 87 | Mar 11, '20 | “Coachella is going to have Post Malone?” “No bro, Coachella has been postponed!” | 1.1× | 0 | 891 | 112 | 3 |
| 88 | Aug 8, '19 | “Everyone is boycotting Equinox.” “People in LA hate Trump so much they’re willing to get fat.” | 1.0× | 0 | 865 | 113 | 1 |
| 89 | Aug 4, '19 | *Girl enters with a yoga mat Driver: “Going to yoga?” Passenger: “No, I carry this to my office on days I look like shit so that everyone assumes I just worked out.” | 1.0× | 0 | 928 | 70 | 6 |
| 90 | Jul 11, '22 | *Zoom conference call Guy in Tampa: “Man, those CA taxes are something else. Thinking about a move?” Coworker: “Nah, some of us gladly pay a 13% convenience fee to not live in Flor | 1.0× | 0 | 872 | 92 | 14 |
| 91 | Sep 29, '19 | Professor: “I’m so sick, I don't feel like being here tonight.” Student 1: “We can cancel class tonight.” Professor: “If I don't teach, I don't get paid. I need the money.” Student | 1.0× | 0 | 933 | 75 | 2 |
| 92 | Jun 22, '18 | “Cashier: I think I know you from somewhere." Customer: "I have a big following on Instagram." Cashier: "Don’t you work at the car wash on 3rd?" Customer: "Yes. It could also be fr | 1.0× | 0 | 886 | 96 | 2 |
| 93 | Jul 9, '19 | Exercise Instructor: "Don't get me wrong, I love your business, but what the fuck do you all do for a living to be in my class at 10am on a Tuesday?" | 1.0× | 0 | 917 | 75 | 1 |
| 94 | Oct 3, '19 | Customer: “Do you carry overnight oats.” Cashier: “Umm we carry oats.” Customer: “Not the same thing.” Cashier: “Tomorrow they will be.” | 1.0× | 0 | 911 | 82 | 0 |
| 95 | Jun 19, '19 | *4 guys enter car after saying goodbye to group of friends Guy in front seat: “Yo. I’m so fucking glad Luke went home.” Luke: “I’m back here, you dumbass.” | 1.0× | 0 | 917 | 61 | 3 |
| 96 | Dec 20, '21 | Bouncer: “Sorry, your vaccination card and ID don’t match. Vax card says your under 21.” Girl: “No no no, I’m vaxxed. The Vax card is real, the ID is fake.” | 1.0× | 0 | 876 | 79 | 11 |
| 97 | Nov 27, '19 | “Wanna do a bump?” “To go to Trader Joe’s?” “Yeah.” “That’s a vibe.” | 1.0× | 0 | 883 | 76 | 4 |
| 98 | Nov 4, '21 | “People here make fun of religion, but then take life advice from their yoga teacher who was an extra on One Tree Hill.” | 1.0× | 0 | 841 | 70 | 10 |
| 99 | Aug 9, '22 | Friend: “I think you should just get married tomorrow. You can always get it annulled!” Stranger: “Sorry. I know that’s your friend and I’m just a random bitch in the bathroom but | 0.9× | 0 | 852 | 62 | 7 |
| 100 | Dec 19, '19 | * Girl puts a six pack and a pregnancy test on the counter Cashier: *Looks at ID.* “Oh my gosh! Happy birthday!” Girl: “Yeah, we'll see about that.” | 0.9× | 0 | 896 | 44 | 1 |
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