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1Mar 10, '25LOL126×5.6M175k11k3.5k
2Jan 31, '25The JP Morgan analyst has had enough LOL59.1×2.6M37k2.7k5.3k
3Mar 8, '23In honour of this @iamharaldur Vs @elonmusk showdown You’re welcome 😁😁😁57.5×2.5M6.6k1.3k744
4Mar 4, '23Oh god , I wanna throw up.49.1×2.2M7.7k6805.2k
5Apr 4, '25Dave Chappelle in 2017 talking about Trump bringing Chinese jobs back to America LOL34.7×1.5M21k3.9k4.8k
6Apr 5, '23Never forget the time Chamath thought he had an edge on Buffett. This should be in Smithsonian.34.6×1.5M3.8k263293
7Jan 12, '23Where are we in the Economic Cycle you ask ? Well sir, we’re still in the “hot nurses buying second homes” part of the cycle sir.19.9×879k1.3k95227
8Aug 3HALL OF FAME RATIO19.8×876k69k4.1k1.4k
9Jun 6, '24$NVDA Employee Share Ownership plan has a look-back clause for 2 years and you get a 15% discount. OMG19.3×852k3k114528
10Jan 13, '25Random girl showing her booty: 3k likes Wallstreet Wizard who calls the gall fill in the S&P500 2-months ahead of time exactly to the day : 600 likes17.5×771k5.1k167871
11Feb 19, '24The faith of the entire US economy16.8×740k6k375246
12Nov 29, '24LOL16.5×731k3k3151.2k
13Oct 6, '25BREAKING: Bank of America to invest 10% in Goldman Sachs who's going to invest 10% in JP Morgan who's going to invest 10% in Bank of America who's going to invest 10% in Goldman Sa15.6×690k12k941606
14Mar 2, '25Sir , We have $36 Trillion $ of public debt US Gov’t: let’s buy Cardano and Solana with US tax payer money15.5×686k9.7k772349
15Jan 24, '25So wait wait wait , the founder of DeepSeek is basically the Jim Simons of China and was doing this LLM thing only as a side project and for $6M was able to dethrone every AI compa14.5×640k7.4k9112.3k
16Jul 14, '24Free Cash Flow Adjusted EBITDA14.2×629k4.2k318431
17Jul 18, '22When Retail investors outperform HedgeFunds12×015k1.9k618
18Nov 18, '23This man is a legend11.8×520k2.6k164208
19Nov 21, '24$MSTR11.8×519k5.3k304238
20Nov 10, '24I can already see the future of $HIMS And its going to be marvellous11.7×519k1.4k37356
21Mar 31, '24This is what the pearly gates must look like11.2×496k1.7k102435
22Sep 18, '25It’s gonna be ok you’re gonna live with me now11.2×494k5.4k759280
23Nov 26, '23S&P 500: +19% S&P 493 : +6% S&P 7: +71% lol I love this year10.9×480k2k396332
24Nov 12, '24$CAVA 352 restaurants worth $19B $51M per store LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO10.6×468k2.8k144538
25Jan 20, '25THE PASTOR THAT SANG AT THE INAUGURATION IS NOW SHILLING HIS OWN MEMECOIN 😭😭😭10.4×460k2.1k301248
26Feb 23, '24He waited for the +172,000% run in $NVDA before buying the stock just to be safe10.3×455k3.9k148114
27Sep 22, '25Nvidia gives money to OpenAI who gives money to Coreweave who gives money to Nvidia who gives money to OpenAi who gives money to Coreweave who gives money to OpenAi who gives money10.1×446k6.1k544734
28Apr 10, '25Great summary by the WSJ on how events unfolded. Bessent was really worried they broke something in the credit mkt Lobbyists did their thing also and then the Jamie Dimon interview10×442k3k5901.4k
29Sep 25, '22Milton Friedman on inflation 🎯🎯9.6×07.8k2.5k1.5k
30May 28, '24$CAVA has about ~340 stores. EV: $9.8 Billion That's ~$29M valuation per store lol9.1×404k1.5k33141
31Dec 5, '24View post on X8.9×394k3.9k239394
32Oct 31, '25View post on X8.9×391k4.1k143436
33Jan 23, '25View post on X8.3×368k3k18199
34Nov 5, '25Avg account size: • Robinhood — $15,000 • IBKR — $183,400 • Schwab — $253,000 I hate to say it, but $HOOD might be the real winner heading into the Great Wealth Transfer — Boomers 8.3×368k1.6k78284
35Jul 25, '23$SNAP Management would once again like to thank our shareholders for financing our homes in the Hamptons and paying for diamond shoes for the mistress.8.1×357k1.3k8955
36Aug 19, '25This mf’er really said if retail investors lose their entire capital with this SPAC there can be « no crying in the casino » in his S1 filing 🤣🤣🤣🤣8.0×355k1.9k177333
37Sep 20, '24$FICO 101x P/E +65% YTD $IRM 145x P/E +61% YTD $LLY 116X P/E +60% YTD $AXON 102x P/E +50% YTD $WELL 203x P/E +40% YTD $NOW 166x P/E +31% YTD7.9×348k2.7k226462
38Jan 27, '23Intel is the same price as November 1998. Longterm shareholders:7.5×329k1.3k15626
39May 23, '25View post on X6.9×307k2.7k237174
40Oct 24, '23Big congratulation to $SNAP for reporting $40M in Adjusted EBITDA and paying themselves $350M of SBC. VERY PROUD6.9×303k1.5k11874
41Jul 5, '24What can be unburdened by what has been6.7×296k1.6k57165
42Nov 5, '25BREAKING: Bill Ackman changes his legal name to Bill Abou Ackman6.4×283k5.2k257220
43Nov 15, '25This is so Bill Ackman I can’t even LOL6.3×277k3k67457
44Feb 14, '25This is gold - Jamie going off the rails on WFH culture6.2×275k1.6k1561k
45Oct 5, '22Michael Burry on being investigated and audited when he called out the FED6.1×05.8k1.4k831
46Sep 29, '23Square buys AfterPay for $29B in 2021 Square Mkt Cap today: $27B6.0×265k1.4k5237
47Sep 10, '25Added +88B$ today and my wife is 33 and Asian6.0×265k4.9k175364
48Nov 4, '25Fair warning , around this time tomorrow night when Mamdani likely wins as NYC Mayor , Bill Ackman will tweet the longest tweet in the history of tweets. Probably the size of the O5.9×258k7.6k273251
49Jul 29, '24$ARKK has underperformed US Treasuries in the last 5Y lol5.7×254k1.4k6897
50Apr 4, '25Trump tweeted a video saying Buffett supports what he's doing and then Berkshire says it's BS LOL Clown Show continues5.7×250k3.8k552279
51Nov 11, '22There was no red flags.5.6×05.9k834486
52Jan 20, '25MY BOY ZUCK IS A GOON LOL5.6×247k1.6k40135
53Jun 11, '25Obama is far from my favorite president but this is right on the money 🎯🎯 This applies just as much in investing The largest AUM PM’s have been some of the biggest fools/douches5.6×247k3k2972.1k
54Oct 5, '25Never forget: the biggest fortunes are made in bubbles. And when bubbles pop, the next generation of leaders emerges. I watched it happen in the 2000s when gold ripped from $300 → 5.5×245k1.7k122682
55Sep 5, '25Chamath at the tech leaders dinner last night5.5×244k4.6k138174
56Apr 28, '22We are all sinners5.4×07.3k474262
57Oct 4, '24This has to be one of the most insane stories I’ve never read. Guy turns his $88k account into $415 Million buying Tesla options and then forgets to sell and loses everything This 5.2×228k1.3k84448
58Aug 4, '25$PLTR > Hire JD Vance to your venture firm > Spend $15M to get him elected VP > Win every defense gov't contract known to man > Grow to $400 Billion Mkt Cap > Rinse 5.1×226k3.6k173504
59Mar 13, '25I really dread the day Warren Buffett is no longer with us. This generation will think the All In Podcast is what Finance is about. Bunch of low T grifters jerking each other off. 5.0×219k3.1k141238
60Jun 23, '24Last thing you see before losing -50% of your portfolio5.0×219k2.5k12339
61Oct 10, '25I'M READY WHENEVER YOU ARE SIR4.7×208k2.6k9066
62Feb 12, '25You jerkoffs are selling the whole stock market because of egg prices4.6×205k1.3k84135
63Aug 30, '25Reminder that Ken Griffin/Citadel are many order of magnitude ahead of everyone. They account for 25% of all US equity trades and 35% of retail with $653B in notional trades per da4.5×199k2k96774
64Nov 6, '22Hey @elonmusk , Can you suspend Jim Cramer ? He’s impersonating a successful investor. Thanks, From everyone4.4×06.5k40128
65Jan 29, '22In 1974, Warren Buffett had his worst year ever in terms of performance. Berkshire Hathaway had lost -48.7% that year due to soaring inflation and oil prices. In November 1974, Buf4.4×03.3k6801.4k
66Sep 12, '25Sold $UNH in July @ 260$ Buys $UNH today @ 360$ Congrats to Steve Weiss on joining the American Autism Association4.3×188k2.1k8570
67Aug 13, '24Starbucks CEO going for his yearly review this morning4.3×188k2.1k6732
68Jul 21, '24View post on X4.3×188k2.5k33061
69Aug 13, '24BREAKING: Laxman Narasimhan was the first Indian CEO to ever suck at his job4.1×182k1.4k3744
71Oct 10, '22View post on X3.8×05k451161
72May 26, '22Warren Buffett’s Portfolio Evolution.3.7×03.3k1k458
73May 26, '25In case you were wondering what part of the cycle we’re in3.7×164k1.6k5389
74Oct 26, '22$META the time for an Indian CEO has come3.7×05.3k33539
75Jan 29, '25I used to think $GOOG had the best business in the world with the widest moat possible. I think this $META quarter changed my mind. 60% operating margins (ex-reality labs) on a top3.7×162k1.4k76166
76Nov 6, '24It’s kiss the ring time fellas3.6×160k1.3k66136
77Mar 13, '25Instant Classic by JP Morgan3.6×158k1.9k153433
78Oct 28, '25Nvidia Mkt Cap is now worth nearly twice the GDP of the whole continent of Africa which only means one thing… Nvidia is still under valued3.4×148k3.6k153167
79May 13, '25I will never understand the fascination of quasi tech bros with Naval. The whole fortune cookie wisdom , tons of survivorship bias, over-hyped intellectualism. At least with Chamat3.3×145k1.8k68171
80Apr 28, '25For a small fee of $500k you too can have access to non public inside information3.2×143k1.4k140128
81Dec 15, '21Murdered 💀💀3.2×04.7k34132
82Oct 25, '22EVERY TECH COMPANY CAN REDUCE HEADCOUNT BY 20%3.2×03.8k297259
83Oct 7, '25All of us3.2×140k2.6k144227
84Apr 9, '25When you missed the easiest lay up3.2×140k4.6k284461
85Jun 7, '25View post on X3.2×140k2k72118
86May 12, '25View post on X3.1×137k1.5k87112
87Oct 6, '25If you don't own at least one ponzi during the ponzi bubble are you even investing3.0×132k2.3k82121
88Oct 17, '25If you’re 18 years old and invest $10k/year and CAGR at 25% for 72 years you can become a billionaire at 90 which is the perfect time to start enjoying your life ofc2.9×126k1.5k31123
89Mar 28, '25BREAKING: Trump pardoning El Chapo. Says he watched Narcos and enjoyed it very much.2.9×126k1.7k6550
90May 10, '24RIP to the real quant OG2.5×111k1.7k15460
91Jul 21, '24Bill Ackman right now2.5×109k1.8k8821
92Jan 19, '25Ok retard lol2.4×107k1.4k2631
93Aug 11, '22If you get this joke, you’re probably a seasoned investor by now.1.9×02.7k15754
94Nov 15, '22BlockFi said to be preparing for potential bankruptcy per WSJ. Throwback to when the grifters were grifting. Pomp pomp the jam1.8×01.7k227132
95Nov 25, '22$5M House in 🇺🇸 $5M House in 🇨🇦1.7×02k18776
96Jul 13, '21Founder-led Stocks > Non Founder-led Source: Bain & Company1.5×01.4k272221
97Apr 16, '22$COST Just perfect 🌭1.5×02.1k14526
98Oct 17, '21Tinder Real life1.1×01.6k638
99Oct 28, '22Parag leaving Twitter with his $42M Termination Package.1.1×01.4k10870
100Aug 18, '22Only a matter of time0.9×01.4k399

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