| 1 | Aug 4, '20 | ME LOOKING AT INSTAGRAM WONDERING WHY EVERYONE IS POSTING THEIR SUPERSPREADER ACTIVITIES WITH RECKLESS ABANDON | 28.2× | 0 | 35k | 4k | 140 |
| 2 | Apr 16, '20 | The fun thing about alcohol in a quarantine is that you never know how it’s gonna hit. Is my margarita gonna spark joy? Is it gonna take the edge off? Is it gonna make me spiral? R | 13.6× | 0 | 18k | 1.4k | 60 |
| 3 | Jan 14, '21 | Kinda wild that if you’re in the House, your version of an annoying coworker is a complete and utter lunatic who tries to bring guns into the office and willfully give you Covid | 12.5× | 0 | 17k | 1k | 38 |
| 4 | Mar 31, '21 | LEAVE CHAMP AND MAJOR ALONE | 12.2× | 0 | 15k | 1.5k | 22 |
| 5 | Feb 21, '20 | IN WHICH I TOLD ELIZABETH WARREN TO “TAKE CARE” 😭🤦🏽♀️ Thank you @TeamWarren for making this happen and saving the Internet from my most embarrassing rambling!!! | 8.3× | 0 | 12k | 403 | 107 |
| 6 | Oct 15, '20 | im sorry but we do not talk about what a fucking weirdo the president is nearly enough | 7.4× | 0 | 9.5k | 793 | 20 |
| 7 | Sep 19, '20 | Fuck you Mitch | 5.9× | 0 | 6.4k | 1.1k | 13 |
| 8 | Aug 11, '19 | I dogsat Pundit this weekend and she was an angel and yea this tweet is just for likes but so what look at that face!!! | 5.0× | 0 | 7.4k | 53 | 9 |
| 9 | Oct 15, '19 | found out my boss is getting married via tweet which is kinda weird but also completely checks out | 4.7× | 0 | 6.5k | 189 | 32 |
| 10 | Oct 21, '19 | Good advice via @AOC (h/t @jordan_silver) | 4.2× | 0 | 4.3k | 946 | 47 |
| 11 | Mar 19, '20 | How does one break it to this face that your bed is not in fact their bed???! | 4.1× | 0 | 5.2k | 81 | 18 |
| 12 | Oct 12, '19 | This campaign is so fucking smart it’s honestly exciting to watch | 3.9× | 0 | 5.1k | 387 | 17 |
| 13 | Aug 23, '24 | Me after posting the TMZ article in all my group chats................... | 3.8× | 279k | 8.3k | 479 | 179 |
| 14 | Sep 27, '18 | Watching Dr. Ford relive her trauma was devastating. Watching her recall the laughter of Judge/Kavanaugh that still haunts her was devastating. Watching her be made to feel like sh | 3.7× | 0 | 4.1k | 758 | 4 |
| 15 | Dec 7, '18 | Hey NBC WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU DOING | 3.6× | 0 | 4.8k | 340 | 5 |
| 16 | Feb 20, '20 | SHE CALLED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | 3.5× | 0 | 5.1k | 53 | 2 |
| 17 | Jul 16, '20 | Congratulations to Dr Fauci on his @InStyle cover???? | 3.4× | 0 | 4.6k | 197 | 14 |
| 18 | Feb 20, '20 | Hello @TeamWarren it’s me again. Just wondering—if one donates multiple times, does that enter their phone # multiple times for potential calls from @ewarren? Is this a raffle tick | 3.3× | 0 | 4.7k | 122 | 2 |
| 19 | Nov 4, '20 | The Wisconsin GOP was SO CLOSE to winning a supermajority in the state leg, meaning they'd have the ability to veto everything that the state's Democratic Gov wants to make happen. | 3.2× | 0 | 4.1k | 342 | 12 |
| 20 | Apr 2, '19 | So weird that Amy Klobuchar can get $17k from her exes but some of us can’t even get CLOSURE | 3.0× | 0 | 4k | 266 | 13 |
| 21 | Sep 20, '20 | Extremely weird to get hit on while wearing a hat, a mask, AND sunglasses, like... are you sure about this? You’re really rolling the dice here! | 2.9× | 0 | 4.2k | 98 | 7 |
| 22 | Sep 20, '24 | Knowing I could never explain how funny this is to anyone whose brains aren’t as deeply addled as ours is only making me laugh harder | 2.9× | 208k | 2.4k | 105 | 89 |
| 23 | May 30, '19 | What, and I can't stress this enough, the fuck | 2.6× | 0 | 2.4k | 601 | 22 |
| 24 | Jun 3, '20 | This site shows eight simple policies that have decreased police violence by 72%, allows you to see which your city has in place, and gives you the contact info of your local offic | 2.5× | 0 | 1.7k | 942 | 84 |
| 25 | Apr 11, '20 | Went to share a tweet with @jonlovett and found this gem.... the DM that started it all | 2.5× | 0 | 3.7k | 14 | 17 |
| 26 | Mar 30, '18 | THEY ICE EACH OTHER AT THE WHITE HOUSE YOU GUYS I CAN'T | 2.4× | 0 | 2.6k | 503 | 5 |
| 27 | Nov 6, '20 | THINKING ABOUT CHAMP AND MAJOR ROMPING AROUND THE WHITE HOUSE | 2.3× | 0 | 3.2k | 148 | 6 |
| 28 | Apr 20, '18 | Kinda bizarre that it's been like six days and we've all but forgotten that whole "the president may've had a secret kid and paid to cover it up" story | 2.3× | 0 | 2.6k | 397 | 0 |
| 29 | Sep 24, '19 | Faving the fuck out of impeachment tweets with an enthusiasm I truly have never known before | 2.2× | 0 | 3k | 170 | 3 |
| 30 | Oct 14, '20 | once again i am asking how and why wells fargo continues to exist | 2.2× | 0 | 2.5k | 367 | 13 |
| 31 | Mar 3, '20 | Reporting live from Crooked HQ where @jonlovett just popped into a crowded conference room to exclaim "DID YOU SEE ME TRIP??" before realizing that we were all on a call | 2.1× | 0 | 3k | 49 | 39 |
| 32 | Feb 28, '20 | @AkilahObviously The number of people who wear outside clothes in/on the bed is WILDDDD to me | 2.1× | 0 | 2.8k | 125 | 5 |
| 33 | Jul 19, '19 | Hi Twitter! Some news! I’m moving into a new role as @crookedmedia’s brand marketing editor! I’ll be creating & hosting new digital series (get ready to see lots more of me!), | 2.0× | 0 | 2.9k | 22 | 8 |
| 34 | Sep 19, '18 | Watching Republican senators try to bully Dr. Ford into testifying on Monday while disregarding her requests so they can stick to their timeline to confirm Brett Kavanaugh before t | 2.0× | 0 | 2.1k | 459 | 1 |
| 35 | Jul 30, '19 | Really fucked up that I have to miss the Bachelorette finale for my job/democracy | 1.9× | 0 | 2.8k | 68 | 3 |
| 36 | Nov 22, '19 | Realized I have literally never heard anyone described as “unlikable” in real life except for women who run for President | 1.8× | 0 | 2.3k | 217 | 3 |
| 37 | Mar 10, '20 | “Who the hell is gonna fly right now” asks my boss on the podcast playing in the background as I pack for my flight tomorrow 🙃 | 1.8× | 0 | 2.6k | 28 | 4 |
| 38 | Jun 5, '18 | #WhatADay is three months old today, and I'm celebrating with cucumber water (!) in our brand new office (!!!!) where the temperature isn’t exclusively controlled by @jonlovett (!! | 1.7× | 0 | 2.5k | 23 | 1 |
| 39 | Sep 24, '19 | i hate to say it, i hope i don't sound ridiculous, i don't know who this man is. | 1.7× | 0 | 2.2k | 192 | 4 |
| 40 | Mar 5, '20 | the sexism answer in this clip is getting a lot of attention (and rightfully so!) but the part about missing her parents really gutted me | 1.7× | 0 | 2.1k | 156 | 61 |
| 41 | Jul 15, '20 | Is my Pilates teacher making a political statement by using Goya beans as weights or do I have to send her a private message via Zoom | 1.6× | 0 | 2.3k | 19 | 3 |
| 42 | Aug 25, '18 | The FBI may be behind on our emails, but you shouldn’t be | 1.6× | 0 | 2.2k | 126 | 2 |
| 43 | Jul 13, '18 | Yea no shit | 1.6× | 0 | 1.9k | 245 | 1 |
| 44 | Sep 30, '20 | nikki....... this is embarrassing, even for you | 1.6× | 0 | 2.1k | 111 | 4 |
| 45 | Sep 26, '18 | This is some deranged dictator shit | 1.6× | 0 | 1.9k | 239 | 2 |
| 46 | Nov 7, '20 | STREAM IT | 1.5× | 0 | 2k | 136 | 6 |
| 47 | Oct 28, '19 | We have a declassified picture of the wonderful dog (name not declassified) that did such a GREAT JOB in the @crookedmedia office pumptacular | 1.5× | 0 | 2.2k | 49 | 3 |
| 48 | Aug 23, '21 | Someone at this coffee shop did not realize how small a cortado was and I am sorry to report that that someone was me | 1.5× | 0 | 2.2k | 15 | 7 |
| 49 | Mar 12, '20 | In hindsight, @CircleNetflix was just a preview of life/socializing in the time of Coronavirus | 1.5× | 0 | 1.8k | 256 | 0 |
| 50 | Apr 13, '20 | This is an endorsement but it’s also an ad for ring lights | 1.5× | 0 | 2.1k | 87 | 9 |
| 51 | Jul 25, '18 | Worth noting that O'Rourke's campaign has been trying to schedule debates with Cruz since April, and that the Cruz campaign is apparently not open to negotiating the dates, locatio | 1.5× | 0 | 1.6k | 351 | 0 |
| 52 | Mar 5, '20 | Hey @TeamWarren what are the venmo handles??? | 1.5× | 0 | 1.6k | 102 | 17 |
| 53 | Nov 8, '20 | I’LL BE PROUD OF @votesaveamerica UNTIL THE DAY I DIE 🤍 | 1.5× | 0 | 2.2k | 41 | 4 |
| 54 | Aug 16, '21 | I have worked at/with @crookedmedia for FOUR YEARS | 1.5× | 0 | 2.2k | 1 | 1 |
| 55 | Jun 25, '19 | Lol Megan Rapinoe is the fucking best | 1.4× | 0 | 1.9k | 151 | 7 |
| 56 | Mar 17, '20 | Mint, this is NOT THE TIME | 1.4× | 0 | 2.1k | 51 | 0 |
| 57 | Mar 5, '20 | At some point during my surprise donor call from @ewarren a couple weeks back, I remember telling her “this might sound weird, but watching you and your campaign makes me really pr | 1.4× | 0 | 2.1k | 41 | 6 |
| 58 | Jul 28, '20 | are! you! kidddddding!!!! | 1.4× | 0 | 1.8k | 159 | 6 |
| 59 | Aug 21, '18 | OMAROSA THIS IS NOT THE TIME | 1.3× | 0 | 1.7k | 99 | 0 |
| 60 | Jun 30, '21 | My dad has been on the phone with @Humana for a 1.5 hrs trying to do a prior auth for a drug a patient needs to NOT DIE and they have been giving him a very hard time. I asked him | 1.3× | 0 | 1.7k | 100 | 4 |
| 61 | Nov 5, '20 | SAAAAAYYYYYY ITTTTTTTTT | 1.3× | 0 | 1.8k | 56 | 1 |
| 62 | Feb 21, '20 | Nice to see that my mom is also “dreaming big” | 1.3× | 0 | 1.9k | 14 | 4 |
| 63 | Nov 4, '20 | this one really fucking sucks | 1.3× | 0 | 1.8k | 61 | 2 |
| 64 | Nov 26, '19 | A presidential candidate making masala dosa omg 😱 | 1.2× | 0 | 1.6k | 124 | 23 |
| 65 | Dec 3, '19 | Extremely rude of Elizabeth Warren to make me cry at 9:30am! | 1.2× | 0 | 1.6k | 116 | 38 |
| 66 | Aug 24, '20 | Joe Biden I get it but one email per day is the max ok | 1.2× | 0 | 1.8k | 50 | 0 |
| 67 | Dec 19, '20 | I appreciate @aoc so much for constantly meeting people where they are and answering common questions like this clearly and conversationally | 1.2× | 0 | 1.6k | 92 | 7 |
| 68 | Feb 22, '20 | anderson fucking cooper !! | 1.2× | 0 | 1.5k | 111 | 44 |
| 69 | Dec 27, '20 | Not nearly enough people talking about Hilaria Baldwin on the TL, that’s for sure | 1.2× | 0 | 1.7k | 60 | 7 |
| 70 | Apr 5, '19 | look me in the eye and tell me this is not one of the best shows on television | 1.2× | 0 | 1.4k | 156 | 35 |
| 71 | Aug 20, '20 | My dad got his @JoeBiden sign | 1.2× | 0 | 1.8k | 11 | 2 |
| 72 | Mar 19, '20 | Ren's first Google hangout | 1.2× | 0 | 1.7k | 4 | 1 |
| 73 | Jun 2, '20 | I gassed my own people and all I got was this pathetic video | 1.2× | 0 | 1.5k | 120 | 13 |
| 74 | Jul 3, '20 | help | 1.2× | 0 | 1.6k | 55 | 1 |
| 75 | Oct 26, '20 | Republicans voting for Amy Coney Barrett in the middle of an ongoing election in a rushed, last minute attempt to do whatever they can to impose their views on the country as their | 1.2× | 0 | 1.5k | 143 | 6 |
| 76 | Jun 25, '19 | Big ups to @BernieSanders' campaign for using their email list to do this | 1.1× | 0 | 1.4k | 151 | 0 |
| 77 | Dec 19, '19 | Worth noting that Nancy Pelosi's look is fucking phenomenal tonight | 1.1× | 0 | 1.6k | 80 | 1 |
| 78 | Jan 5, '18 | Really doubling down on this shitty joke, aren’t we? | 1.1× | 0 | 1.5k | 116 | 0 |
| 79 | Nov 6, '20 | UPDATE: THE BIDENS GOT CHAMP WHEN JOE BECAME VP SO THIS WIN MEANS THAT CHAMP IS COMING HOME 😭 | 1.1× | 0 | 1.6k | 54 | 3 |
| 80 | Apr 1, '20 | “You are a sweet, beautiful guy and my best friend” 😭 | 1.1× | 0 | 1.6k | 44 | 3 |
| 81 | May 3, '18 | Damn CNBC | 1.1× | 0 | 1.4k | 131 | 1 |
| 82 | Jul 24, '20 | Should I reject a meeting invite bc it conflicts with the block on my calendar to listen to Taylor Swift or what? | 1.1× | 0 | 1.6k | 49 | 1 |
| 83 | May 11, '18 | GUYS I have a hater!!!!!! | 1.1× | 0 | 1.6k | 19 | 1 |
| 84 | Aug 12, '20 | STOP IT THIS MAKES NO SENSE PHONETICALLY THIS CANNOT BE A THING NO NO NO | 1.1× | 0 | 1.6k | 51 | 5 |
| 85 | Mar 1, '19 | I woke up in the 5am hour to meet a trainer who did not show, I’m entitled to sue for damages correct? | 1.1× | 0 | 1.7k | 12 | 1 |
| 86 | Apr 3, '20 | apparently my mom has learned how to start a petition??? | 1.1× | 0 | 1.6k | 33 | 3 |
| 87 | May 17, '20 | Ignored a FaceTime from a friend who was calling to tell me she got engaged bc I was learning the savage dance from tiktok hows everyone else’s quarantine going???? | 1.1× | 0 | 1.7k | 14 | 2 |
| 88 | Mar 22, '19 | Holy shit | 1.1× | 0 | 1.4k | 81 | 33 |
| 89 | Sep 29, '21 | Help I am being charmed by fall in New York!!!!!! | 1.1× | 0 | 1.6k | 30 | 6 |
| 90 | Apr 24, '19 | Made the colossal mistake of starting Game of Thrones, talk to you people in 64 episodes | 1.1× | 0 | 1.4k | 19 | 21 |
| 91 | Oct 4, '19 | Hi Twitter! Today’s my last day writing What A Day. It’s not a real goodbye—I’ll still be at Crooked cooking up some fun new #content (hopefully soon!)—but wanted to say thanks to | 1.1× | 0 | 1.6k | 3 | 4 |
| 92 | Apr 27, '20 | Counterpoint: It’s them | 1.1× | 0 | 1.4k | 76 | 1 |
| 93 | Jan 12, '20 | It is so rude that I, a person who has given the prime years of my life to @crookedmedia, dont even get to listen to the Wilderness S2 early, like wtf @jonfavs?? | 1.1× | 0 | 1.6k | 12 | 2 |
| 94 | Mar 2, '21 | hello to everyone who is rapidly approaching the point in the year where they need some time away from work before they lose their entire mind but there is literally nowhere to go | 1.0× | 0 | 1.4k | 70 | 3 |
| 95 | Oct 17, '19 | Ok I’m sorry my broken brain thinks this is perhaps the funniest thing in our fucked up world | 1.0× | 0 | 1.4k | 74 | 8 |
| 96 | May 8, '19 | 😭😭😭😭 | 1.0× | 0 | 1.4k | 45 | 0 |
| 97 | Mar 26, '20 | Just had two glasses of wine and slid into the dms of a dog on Instagram | 1.0× | 0 | 1.4k | 25 | 2 |
| 98 | Sep 30, '19 | Hello here is the latest from my recent adventures in dogsitting Pundit, pls enjoy | 1.0× | 0 | 1.4k | 6 | 0 |
| 99 | May 24, '20 | Lovett has notes | 1.0× | 0 | 1.5k | 7 | 2 |
| 100 | Sep 15, '19 | My one claim to fame | 1.0× | 0 | 1.4k | 7 | 1 |
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