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Patton Oswalt

@pattonoswalt3.9M followers

Head over to for tour dates, comics & whatever else I’m working on. I like making stuff. IG, Threads & BlueSky: @pattonoswalt

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1Sep 1, '24expect a call from my attorneys14.8×8.7M145k4.7k1.7k
2Sep 3, '25No tears, Nancy. You voted for this.12.8×7.6M234k12k5.8k
3Apr 18, '20Anne Frank spent 2 years hiding in an attic and we’ve been home for just over a month with Netflix, food delivery & video games and there are people risking viral death by stor8.4×0323k69k1.6k
4Jun 8, '25View post on X8.3×4.9M253k29k7.4k
5Sep 24, '24Jesus fucking CHRIST7.5×4.4M92k3.1k5.3k
6Feb 2, '25This movie should have made a billion dollars and we should be on the 3rd sequel. A ridiculously funny, entertaining, heartfelt slice of action and comedy with a truly well thought6.5×3.9M83k5.8k5.2k
7Aug 10, '24Oh God I hope this doesn’t make Joe Biden drop out of the race.6.3×3.7M136k4.5k806
8Jun 9, '25View post on X4.8×2.8M141k17k3.4k
9Sep 15, '17These are just...shots of you. No first responders, no memorial. Just...you. Holy shit this is offensive.4.6×0160k53k3
10Feb 8, '25View post on X4.5×2.7M119k13k3k
11Jul 16, '22I would watch 9 seasons of this.4.5×0200k23k7.6k
12Jul 7, '20Could everyone PLEASE stop sharing this video of Michael Lofthouse? He’s the founder & CEO of Solid8, a tech company based in San Francisco. If it goes viral it could hurt Mich4.5×0121k63k1.6k
13May 25, '23View post on X4.4×2.6M51k7.7k306
14May 15, '22We don’t need gun control. We just need to avoid churches, malls, supermarkets, mosques, concerts, synagogues, cinemas, parks, pre-schools, middle schools, high schools, college ca4.0×0177k22k1.4k
15Aug 15, '17What...the...FUCK is happening in our country? Our president just...sided...with...Nazis and white nationalists. Holy. FUCK3.8×0115k52k3
16Jun 15, '18Dear people citing The Bible: It’s a cool book with some wonderful passages but it also has ghost sex & giants & super babies & demons. It’s why we don’t make laws base3.8×0145k34k389
17Feb 6, '19Congrats to @SpeakerPelosi for inventing the “fuck you” clap. #sotu3.6×0145k28k447
18Dec 12, '19The President is a stupid asshole and if you voted for him you’re a stupid asshole and if you still support him you’re a stupid asshole. Oh no this Tweet is going to make all the s3.4×0134k20k336
19Nov 7, '20This is not over. For we shall mount our righteous stand at Four Seasons Total Landscaping. Next to Fantasy Island Adult Books. Across the street from the Delaware Valley Cremation3.4×0132k20k2.2k
20Jun 24, '22The dude who cried about beer on TV has made a BIG decision about your life, ladies!3.4×0157k17k609
21Aug 15, '17Liberal arts college professor brutalizes Nazi, who has a permit. More alt-left indoctrination.3.3×0108k41k9
22Aug 9, '24Never leaving this site.3.1×1.9M115k7.2k993
23Jun 15, '25🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡3.0×1.8M58k7.3k1.2k
24Nov 9, '16What I've learned so far tonight: America is WAAAAAAAAY more sexist than it is racist. And it's pretty fucking racist. #ElectionNight3.0×079k45k27
25Jun 27, '20When seat belts were first introduced in 1968, there were idiots who insisted they “infringed on their freedoms” and would physically cut them out of their cars. We make fun of tho3.0×0122k23k413
26Nov 7, '19THEN HOW THE FUCK IS HE STILL PRESIDENT2.9×0123k22k361
27Sep 19, '20I’m not gonna stick to comedy these next 46 days. Sorry.2.9×0149k4.9k117
28Jan 20, '19I want #NathanPhillips to be the only name that's remembered from today's ugliness. Nathan Phillips. Not the horde of bland, frightened, forgettable kids who'll grow up to be bland2.8×0100k30k148
29Feb 20, '18You. Piece. Of. Shit.2.5×095k24k5
30Oct 5, '19Seriously WHO is this actress? She's having such a blast being evil. And she's gotta riff the whole thing. Just amazing.2.5×0104k17k4.4k
31Nov 25, '17Jeffrey Dahmer: I made an altar from the bones and genitalia that I didn't eat from my victims. NY Times reporter: Meet the Midwestern sex-postive locavore who adds a Goth twist to2.5×0101k23k5
32Nov 13, '22Holy shit OOOOOOOOOF2.5×0124k8.6k1k
33Oct 28, '19Imagine being so hated that on the day you announce that the LEADER OF ISIS HAS BEEN KILLED ON YOUR ORDERS a stadium full of baseball fans still boos you.2.4×0105k16k693
34Jun 2, '20what the fuck is happening WHAT IN THE FUCK2.4×078k27k1.4k
35Jun 8, '18National Suicide Hotline 1 800 273 8255 I’ve brushed up against this darkness and I know it’s a tempting exit but REACH OUT to ANYONE. Stay on this side of it — in the light and wa2.3×083k26k80
36Jun 8, '22JUST PUT ONE DOOR ON KAVANAUGH’S HOUSE AND ARM HIS FAMILY PROBLEM SOLVED2.3×099k13k442
37May 27, '20View post on X2.2×091k18k294
38Aug 9, '19Amen, Bob. She should be a real American like you, growing up on a six acre estate complete with tennis court and horse paddock, and then bravely adopting a faux “redneck shitkicke2.2×0104k10k197
39May 2, '19THE HARDEST OF SELF-OWNS2.2×093k16k341
40Jan 25, '20My wife walked in 15 minutes ago and caught the last moment of a two year journey. The look on Alice’s face says it all. Thank you @jk_rowling.2.1×0112k4.2k824
41Jan 6, '21Shut down his goddamn Twitter feed and throw him in motherfucking jail. NOW.2.0×093k12k85
42Apr 20, '22What an intriguing medical mystery! Guess we’ll never know the answer to this one!2.0×087k12k485
43Jan 13, '21OOOF. @MikeDrucker for the forever win2.0×091k9.6k613
44Apr 6, '21When the polio vaccine dropped in 1955 people lined up to get it, & we were 2 years away from artificial satellites. Now in 2021 we carry external world-brains in our pockets &1.9×076k16k407
45Jul 7, '20jeez would everyone calm down it’s just a massive flock of crows descending from a grey, eldritch, doom-tinged sky during a global pandemic1.9×076k12k1.2k
46Dec 12, '17Guys, if you're gonna write an article about me being a "failed comedian" maybe don't use a pic of me holding up the Emmy I won for doing comedy?1.8×085k10k3
47Feb 10, '21I just hope this impeachment trial gets to the bottom of who riled up that violent mob waving all those Trump flags. What a mystery!1.8×089k8.1k125
48Apr 24, '20"The President didn't tell people to DRINK bleach. He suggested injecting it into their veins or lungs. With the help of a DOCTOR." -- folds arms, satisfied smile, another libtard 1.8×083k8.6k224
49Sep 22, '19holy shit FUCK YOU you desperate, insane, stick-stone-stupid lump of shit1.7×084k7.3k193
50Mar 16, '21Please please watch this1.7×070k12k1.8k
51Nov 7, '20Gonna watch this on a loop1.7×077k8.1k982
52Jul 21, '19Oh my God. OH MY GOD. You see this @DavidKHarbour?1.7×080k8.1k476
53May 1, '16"When your mom dies you're the best memory of her. Everything you do is a memory of her." -- Alice Oswalt, 71.6×065k14k5
54Sep 14, '18In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who shoot them in their homes; and the district attorneys, who 1.6×063k14k82
55Mar 24, '18#MarchForOurLives1.6×059k16k52
56Aug 4, '20How...does ANYONE watch this and think this is a good leader? How many gears do you need to strip in your brain to reach that conclusion? Seriously.1.6×063k12k1k
57Sep 27, '19Still one of the most amazing dance sequences I've ever seen on film. Unrehearsed, one-take, and the studio built bleachers on the sound stage so all of the other stars on the lot 1.6×063k12k1.7k
58Nov 11, '18Remember when we had a president who: Wasn’t afraid of the rain? Knew how to treat ladies? Knew how to CLOSE AN UMBRELLA?1.6×068k10k110
59Jul 21, '20I do very well on the dementia tests I constantly have to take, said the guy in charge of nukes.1.5×073k8.2k166
60Feb 8, '20My mom just sent this e-mail to the family after seeing the Trump pic.1.5×070k7.8k232
61Mar 19, '20this incompetent racist asshole1.5×066k9.9k346
62Jun 29, '20THE RAISINS. ARE STAYING. IN. THE POTATO SALAD.1.5×068k6.5k184
63Jun 6, '20😂😂😂😂😂1.5×068k7.9k183
64Oct 8, '20Everyone who's tweeting, "I'm bored" -- this is SUPPOSED TO BE BORING. POLITICS SHOULD BE BORING, COMPETENT PEOPLE TAKING CARE OF SHIT SO YOU CAN LIVE YOUR LIFE. IT SHOULDN'T GOBBL1.4×065k8.2k149
65Jan 10, '21HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA1.4×065k5.8k449
66Dec 27, '21Never forget.1.4×059k8.5k735
67Jan 6, '21👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇1.4×051k13k224
68Jan 12, '18At least Trump finally paid one of his subcontractors.1.3×051k12k0
69May 9, '19👇👇👇👇👇👇1.3×048k13k226
70Aug 21, '22We’ve had sex dozens of times and this has never happened.1.3×072k1.9k308
71Sep 19, '16This #Emmys after party is off da CHAIN!1.3×052k11k8
72Nov 11, '21Charles Manson, who loved dune buggies and idolized The Beatles, arrived in Los Angeles with dreams of recording success. A thwarted record deal and an address mix-up led to him ex1.3×054k9.2k382
73Aug 12, '20Imagine being Alex Jones and this is the life you’re living. Yelling through a bullhorn at disinterested teenagers.1.3×051k6.7k695
74Jul 8, '20then why is he broadcasting from home1.2×057k6.9k187
75Oct 11, '19daaaaamn elizabeth1.2×054k7.3k1.1k
76Feb 11, '21Aren’t they....jurors?1.2×053k7.1k157
77May 30, '20Y’know why you yell “virtue signaling” when you see anyone be an ally to the oppressed or abused or “othered”? ‘Cuz you can’t imagine an action not linked to a selfish motive. You 1.2×052k8.3k589
78Aug 28, '20Pouring one out for all the MAGA cheese doodles who are gonna boycott Jim Gaffigan and deprive themselves of one of the best comedians working today to own the libs.1.2×062k3.3k63
79Dec 2, '17Yeah, I’m one of those weirdos who cares about my friends as well as people I’ve never met. I have this fucked-up thing where I think you can be successful without actively crushin1.2×052k8.4k0
80Feb 27, '18You did it, baby. The book is excellent, the writing brilliant. You tried to bring kindness to chaos, which was your way. #IllBeGoneInTheDark #MichelleMcNamara1.2×059k4.4k25
81Dec 5, '17Democrats have forced Rep. John Conyers to step down. Good to see them doing the right thing. I'm sure the GOP would do the same if someone in their ranks were even worse, like a c1.2×045k11k0
82Jul 22, '21I miss you, Robin.1.1×063k1.5k52
83Jul 16, '18You could end this today. @GOP. You could caucus with the Dems and figure out a way to remove a President who's just committed blatant treason in full view. But you'll just be "dis1.1×043k10k19
84Jan 23, '22DUDE SHUT UP WE DIDN'T THINK ANYONE WOULD NOTICE THAT PLOT HOLE WE'RE NOT GIVING THE OSCAR BACK1.1×058k3.7k350
85Jan 12, '18Trump should make WAAAAAAAY crazier statements just for the fun of making his dipshit supporters defend them. “Toilet paper IS for weaklings and I’m glad Trump said it. No more wip1.1×049k8.3k5
86Aug 25, '20😂😂😂😂😂😂1.1×052k5.7k238
87Aug 10, '18Why does Ben Shapiro want to debate Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez? He’s not running for office. He should debate me. I’m also a short clown no one takes seriously. #fun1.1×051k5k16
88Mar 11, '21You...ran unopposed.1.1×056k3.2k96
89Nov 5, '17What’d you guys do yesterday? (Photo @jeffvespa)1.1×056k1.5k0
90Jun 23, '22Oh WOW the wording of the Matt Gaetz pardon request. “Any and all things I’ve done from the beginning of time to now.” Whaaaaaat?!?1.1×050k4.1k299
91Jul 6, '22Well, if he comes here tell him to wear Kevlar.1.1×050k4.8k133
92Mar 23, '20THE HEAVIEST, MOST DEFEATED SIGH EVER1.1×050k5.7k113
93May 27, '18Isn't it the just the best to snuggle your little one -- knowing exactly where they are, safe in your arms? It's the best. The BEST. Right, Ivanka? Right?1.0×046k6.9k12
94Nov 4, '20boom1.0×053k3.2k72
95Apr 14, '20Happy 50th, Michelle. I hope wherever you are there's good coffee, a strong WiFi connection, and endless mysteries for you to crack.1.0×058k84939
96Feb 10, '21I’m so in awe of Officer Eugene Goodman, perfect mix of steel-spine courage & Bugs Bunny-level brilliance. He tricked the moron mob into GOING THE WRONG WAY. I keep picturing h1.0×050k3.7k143
97Nov 17, '24View post on X1.0×590k92423364
98May 19, '20Sweet Jesus. I’m pouring a glass of wine, kicking back, and waiting for the meltdown. We got a Category 5 coming, kiddies.1.0×046k4.5k289
99Jun 6, '20I regret to inform all my followers that your grandparents are no longer fans of my comedy. Sorry to ruin your Thanksgiving.1.0×049k3k221
100Nov 5, '18Michael I am SO sorry if this creeps you out. My wife passed away in April of 2016. I met Meredith in May of 2017 and despite how sad I was we fell in love and married in November 1.0×051k1.7k31
101Jan 27, '1950 years ago today at this time (8:18am in Portsmouth, VA) I was born. Just wanted to be awake to watch the odometer click over. Okay, back to bed.0.9×047k79424

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