southpaw

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Writer, lawyer, Dodger fan, idealist, hater. nycsouthpaw18 at gmail. RTs = endorsement or scorn. Insta / bluesky / threads same handle.

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1Sep 28, '23Just 11 adults are responsible for 60% of requests of ban books from school libraries nationwide, according to a Washington Post analysis of the 2021-2022 school year.24.3×5.8M27k8.2k1.7k
2Sep 7, '23*arches eyebrow*18.8×4.5M28k3.3k1.8k
3Jul 19, '24The name on the fire jacket is misspelled.13×3.1M23k2.2k579
4Jul 19, '24Ripping the flag in half to reveal the Trump campaign logo is just too on the nose.12.5×3M46k3.6k1.4k
5Aug 11, '21The absolute sauciest slide I have ever seen.12.3×0193k25k3.9k
6Jun 19, '21I still think about this.10.5×0193k13k1.2k
7Jun 24, '23I’m no military expert, but I feel confident that if soldiers are acting like this on a given street, you do not as a civilian want to continue hanging out on that street.10.2×2.4M17k1.1k334
8Feb 26, '24*olympic swimmer sized bong hit*9.6×2.3M37k2.5k1.5k
9Aug 24, '24The increasingly emphatic teleprompter messages to Kari Lake are my new roman empire.8.8×2.1M42k3.4k2.4k
10Jul 29, '21I love mr bean8.3×0123k19k3.2k
11Oct 16, '17What if we built a world where she didn’t have to worry about medical costs OR being shot w/ legal automatic weapons at a concert7.5×099k29k0
12May 30, '24The greatest city in the world.6.7×1.6M41k4.7k754
13Mar 18, '24Not trying to give Netflix ideas but I’d watch Barack Obama: London Detective in a heartbeat6.0×1.4M26k1.2k237
14Jul 19, '24The small ways in which he’s horrible still manage to take me aback sometimes.5.8×1.4M33k1.8k775
15Mar 23, '23One of the simplest joke formats there is, and he still totally misses.5.6×1.3M18k1.2k107
16Jul 22, '24Before it gets lost to history, I want to note that this immediate endorsement—which appears a day later to have nearly unified the Democratic Party—wasn’t foreordained. It wasn’t 5.4×1.3M19k2.2k781
17Mar 22, '24PR Strategy 1 : Chuck’s got cancer. It is what it is. Don’t expect more details or further updates. PR Strategy 2: Kate’s having mystery surgery. You won’t see her til April. Here’5.2×1.2M30k1.6k970
18Aug 17, '17Build statues of these men.4.8×063k18k6
19Aug 6, '24Here is your Vice Presidential pet report. Reported VP pick Tim Walz has a dog named Scout and a cat named Afton.4.4×1M23k2.4k456
20Aug 3, '24Another broken campaign promise3.9×922k46k2.4k550
21Jun 20, '23“The sea is ours. Attempt no more voyages within it.”3.6×846k20k1.9k169
22Mar 5, '20The coronavirus is not the zombie apocalypse. Odds are if you—a randomly selected person—get it, you will get past it. But there are people who face much worse odds than a randomly3.4×049k11k257
23Dec 17, '17Elected Democrats are continually misunderstanding the conflict they’re in. The modern Republican party will never cooperate w you. They are plotting to destroy you and hurt the pe3.3×041k13k5
24Apr 19, '22We’re still going to keep taking our shoes off at TSA checkpoints forever though? Just to be safe?3.3×055k6.3k211
25Jan 20, '21January 6, 2021 / January 20, 20213.2×046k9.1k658
26Jun 5, '22The Texas grid is entirely cut off from the rest of the country’s electrical system, and Texas officials control the prices.3.2×049k8k437
27Jul 22, '20Donald Trump is the president currently. This happened last night.3.1×049k7.4k191
28Feb 1, '24almost like we put up a big statue in the harbor that says that2.9×695k19k2.4k212
29Jul 22, '24No no no no this wasn’t the plan at all. Disarray yourselves at once!2.9×680k18k949389
30Sep 2, '21Feels like we can pull the trigger and call that a tornado2.8×054k2.8k286
31Sep 30, '20Trump counterattacking on Hunter after Biden talked about his son’s death is one of the ugliest things I’ve ever seen on tv.2.7×042k7k149
32Oct 2, '20Video of the ACB announcement event on Saturday at the WH featuring Sen. Mike Lee of Utah, who has now tested positive for Covid-19. via @bubbaprog2.7×020k9k657
33Feb 22, '18Stoneman Douglas had an armed guard. Pulse had an armed guard. Mandalay Bay had enough armed personnel to occupy France. Fort Hood is a military base.2.7×031k12k6
34Sep 19, '20McConnell rejects RBG’s dying wish on the night of her passing.2.6×037k7.6k159
35May 28, '20ah2.6×043k5.2k536
36May 19, '22Republicans’ steadfast commitment to life begins at conception and ends at birth.2.4×035k7.4k358
37Jul 21, '22The Secret Service really went on a ride from ‘our boys will be up on the Hill directly going under oath to contradict Cassidy Hutchinson’ to ‘we deleted all the records you asked 2.4×036k6.7k362
38Dec 18, '20What if Joe Biden owned a private international business called the Biden Organization, didn’t divest, and had his children run it while he was in office, while a third child was a2.4×036k5.8k432
39Nov 15, '22The Twitter CEO is bantering mockingly about an employee he just fired with an account that traffics in anti-LGBT hate and very recently contributed to threats of violence against 2.3×036k5.2k645
40Apr 15, '18This photo wasn’t taken last night. Pence was in Peru.2.2×029k8k34
41Jun 22, '18I guess fox viewers can throw out those All Lives Matter signs in the back of their garage.2.2×029k8.1k57
42May 31, '20In the last twenty four hours we have seen hundreds if not thousands of clips in which police forces across America appear to escalate violence on the streets for no legitimate pur2.2×024k10k400
43May 13, '18I asked my three-year-old whether it would be more fun to have a job or be a parent and he reproached me for presenting him with a false dichotomy.2.2×035k5.2k50
44Nov 21, '17When he was 32, Roy Moore picked up an 8th grader outside a custody hearing and molested her. And the White House supports him becoming a Senator.2.2×024k10k1
45Jan 21, '21Ted Cruz expresses a lot more scorn for Seth Rogen than the domestic terrorists who rifled through his senate chamber desk and proclaimed he was with them and would be cool with th2.1×036k4.3k100
46Oct 3, '20Unless I forgot someone, as of tonight, every Trump campaign manager in history has either been taken into police custody or contracted Covid-19.2.1×033k4.9k186
47Jun 21, '17They made Jimmy Carter sell his goddamn peanut farm.2.1×022k11k0
48May 28, '21Four months of the Democrats’ rare and precious time with a trifecta in government has already gone by. They just sought to get a non-reconciliation bill passed by caving to every 2.0×030k5.5k260
49Jun 3, '22The most amazing thing about the original assault weapons ban of 1994, from a contemporary perspective, is it passed with less than 60 votes in the Senate and was not filibustered.2.0×034k4.1k369
50Sep 20, '20100,000 Americans dead vs 200,000 Americans dead2.0×026k7k336
51Dec 3, '17The President benefitted from a foreign power’s intervention in our election. Then, his team secretly conspired with that foreign power to undermine the United States government’s 1.9×023k8.1k0
52May 26, '22According to officials: - the shooter went in a classroom and locked the door - police on scene left him in there - when border patrol showed up they couldn’t break down the door -1.9×019k5.7k1.3k
53Sep 13, '18He can’t do the job. It’s been clear for a long time that he can’t. And the people conspiring to keep him in office to score another tax cut or another judge while he piles one hor1.8×024k6.3k52
54Aug 28, '19Today is the fifth anniversary of tan suit day. We keep the memory alive in our hearts.1.8×026k4.8k103
55Sep 28, '17still weird that we just breeze past this stuff. The president, who controls nuclear weapons, made up a sick senator out of thin air.1.8×019k8.8k0
56Nov 14, '22What a spectacle this is.1.7×029k2.4k656
57Apr 2, '20Georgia could’ve had Stacey Abrams in charge at this moment.1.7×024k5.2k151
58Jan 16, '19Despite what the headlines say, Pelosi is not asking.1.7×021k5.6k121
59Apr 10, '21Let’s stop playing Fox News on military bases and see if this number changes.1.7×029k3.1k68
60Mar 28, '20Thanks, David Geffen, for your thoughts.1.7×023k3k269
61Jun 23, '18Putting the owner of a little restaurant in a small town in rural Virginia on blast with your official, government-owned account followed by 3 million people is very polite and res1.6×023k4.6k19
62Aug 17, '20What Trump is saying here is that he modified an important US foreign policy stance toward Israel in service of an end-of-days biblical prophecy credited by Evangelical Christians 1.6×018k6.6k541
63Aug 23, '18Reality Winner is likely to serve 10x more time for exposing Russian hacking than any of the people who have pleaded guilty to abetting it or covering it up.1.6×017k7.4k66
64Oct 13, '17You sit in Bill O’Reilly’s chair in Roger Ailes’s house and advocate each night for Donald Trump.1.5×020k5.8k0
65Oct 25, '18Happy anniversary to this tweet.1.5×020k5.6k37
66Mar 31, '21“You and I went to dinner... I brought a friend of mine. You’ll remember her.”1.4×018k2.1k641
67Jun 5, '2132 years ago today1.4×019k4.4k595
68Jul 15, '18As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.1.4×018k5.2k96
69Apr 4, '18The head of the show “Roseanne” asks viewers to separate the character Roseanne from the persona of the actress Roseanne, who plays the character Roseanne, which is based on hersel1.4×018k4.2k28
70Jan 2, '21No one in history has been alleged to be the zodiac killer as much as Ted Cruz. By his own standards, it needs to be independently investigated.1.4×023k2.8k71
71Sep 13, '21Sorry to nicki minaj’s cousin’s friend whose alibi for getting swollen nuts and having his wedding called off is about to fall apart under the intense scrutiny of the global media.1.4×022k2.8k212
72Nov 23, '20Did you talk about the journalist he had cut up with a bone saw?1.4×022k3.1k71
73Aug 3, '19Please stop selling guns.1.3×021k3.5k14
74Aug 23, '18Interesting moment on CNN: After Rob Astorino defends Trump’s post-conviction praise of Paul Manafort, Poppy Harlow notes Astorino is on Trump’s 2020 advisory cmte. He says yes. So1.3×016k5.1k93
75Jul 19, '19Can someone interest Kanye or Kim in the conditions inside CBP detention facilities?1.3×020k3.3k22
76Nov 27, '20I’ve been struggling to articulate why, to me, this is so funny1.3×020k1.2k258
77Nov 17, '17The voices of the dozen or more women who have credibly accused the President of sexual assault deserve to be amplified tonight.1.3×016k5k0
78Jun 23, '21This really is a remarkable, memorable answer, and the Gaetz reaction shot in the middle of this clip perfectly captures his character.1.2×017k3.3k877
79Jun 24, '19I just feel like I’m losing my mind all the time now.1.2×017k4.4k93
80May 28, '22I still kinda can’t believe the former president dared to speak the names of the fourth graders who were just murdered to an audience at the NRA convention with a hunger games gong1.2×021k1.8k174
81Nov 11, '18The only place anyone can apply for asylum is within the US or at a port of entry. You cannot apply by mail from a war torn region or a “safe third country” or whatever. You’re sup1.2×016k4.4k31
82Nov 14, '19Go fuck yourselves1.2×021k1.8k33
83Apr 20, '21Minnesota became a state in 1858.1.2×017k3.7k137
84Mar 6, '18Congratulations to the teachers of West Virginia, who just carried off one of the largest and most successful wildcat strikes in memory.1.2×017k3.7k6
85Nov 14, '17If you're banned from the mall, you should be banned from the Senate.1.2×017k3.6k0
86Nov 14, '18I happen to be a Democrat and a lawyer so let me see if I can help you out. Florida law is subordinate to the United States Constitution (the supreme law of the land, btw) and fede1.2×018k2.9k23
87Sep 4, '19Dan Crenshaw no longer randomly handing out firearms to his pals is a price I’m willing to pay.1.1×019k2.4k34
88Apr 7, '18Can we see your tax returns?1.1×016k3.8k4
89Oct 19, '22Stupid question, probably, but why does Netflix need to keep growing? Why can't it be 'we built this enormous thing. We think it's the right size now. It's profitable to the tune o1.1×020k968271
90Feb 21, '19What’s the worst that could happen?1.1×016k2.7k51
91Jun 25, '21Today’s a really good day for US military installations to stop playing Fox News on all their TVs all the time.1.1×017k2.6k23
92Nov 1, '20A lot people who were very vocal about the incivility of Sarah Sanders being politely asked to take a cheese plate and go don’t seem to have a lot of words to offer about trying to1.1×016k3.1k89
93Aug 20, '20THE POSTAL SERVICE CAPTURED BANNON AT SEA1.1×016k2.5k112
94Mar 14, '22A funny thing is if oil prices had gone up 25% since March 6, that would surely have been quickly reflected in gasoline prices at the pump. But when oil prices instead decline by 21.1×016k2.7k150
95Sep 27, '19They should’ve surprised her with a living wage.1.1×018k2k26
96Apr 30, '21“Hey, Roger Stone, can I pay you to secure a pardon for me, a Florida state official, and my friend, who is a United States Congressman?” “Why don’t you write me a letter first spe1.0×017k1.8k105
97Aug 13, '21What if there was another, much cheaper way to get antibodies into lots of peoples’ bloodstreams ?1.0×017k1.7k94
98Jan 28, '19Did the FBI shoot him in the face and throw his body into the sea?1.0×016k2k19

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