chris evans

@notcapnamerica295k followers

✊🏽🏳️‍🌈 Small business owner. Receipts provider 🧾 Movie live-tweeter. Sign up for my FREE monthly newsletter! business inquiries: chris@notcapnamerica.com

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1Apr 13, '25LMFAO31×30.1M190k4.9k14k
2Jan 16, '23Bro said “the whites killed a good man” 😭30.1×29.2M129k19k8.2k
3Nov 2, '24I’m Chris Evans and I endorse this message26.3×25.5M503k21k4.8k
4May 18, '25Wait, I thought —26×25.1M213k3.5k8.6k
5Jan 12, '25Excuse me????24.4×23.6M161k6.4k15k
6Jul 24, '25And nothing of value was lost24.3×23.6M159k18k16k
7Jun 11, '24She hit him in the face with her iPad then acted shocked when she got bopped right back. A whole ass clown 🤡23.9×23.2M159k9.9k21k
8Aug 6, '23This video shows how the whole Alabama ferry brawl started. Brother man was doing his job telling these folks to move their boat so the ferry could dock. Privileged ass white peopl23.3×22.6M124k23k19k
9Apr 13, '25Their spouses have to be some of God’s strongest soldiers23×22.3M188k9.3k6.5k
10Jul 31, '24Does anyone have that clip of Fox News freaking out when they realized Obama had won the election?20.9×20.3M156k4.2k28k
11Jun 30, '25Bitch where TF else is it supposed to go?19.8×19.2M276k10k4.2k
12May 17, '24JUST NOW: Marjorie Taylor Greene made a derogatory comment about Rep. Jasmine Crockett and "false eyelashes" during a House committee hearing. Personal attacks against other member18.8×18.2M140k15k12k
13Dec 27, '24He was bad all year so he got coal. Not him immediately closing the box 😭18×17.4M172k6.1k13k
14Feb 2, '23How do I sign my parents up for this tutorial?17.9×17.4M224k33k13k
15Jul 28, '24When I lied on my resume to get the job 🌚17.9×17.3M154k12k14k
16May 29, '24IM LITERALLY SCREAMING 💀17.2×16.6M173k23k35k
17Sep 13, '24He tried that dominating handshake move and Kamala said AHT AHT. Joe’s face has me SCREAMING16.9×16.4M222k14k15k
18Oct 21, '24This is an ACTUAL sign of cognitive decline.16.9×16.3M342k19k8k
19Jan 8, '25Outing your husband’s deepest darkest secrets to the public after his suicide so you can sell a book is nasty work.16.7×16.1M160k8.3k9.7k
20Jun 19, '24Justin Timberlake when the officer told him to walk a straight line16.2×15.7M313k38k20k
21Mar 6, '23Handled that without breaking a sweat 😮15.8×15.3M157k19k5k
22Jun 14, '24SCREAMING15.4×14.9M475k38k24k
23Aug 28, '23Adele got security ALL THE WAY together15.1×14.6M162k11k12k
24Sep 16, '23Holy. Fucking. Shit.15.1×14.6M144k26k27k
25Aug 22, '24“I’m JD Vance, I’m running for Vice President.” “…Okay.”14.3×13.8M154k8.1k15k
26Jun 6, '24So a conservative Mexican family on TikTok left California for Idaho cause they wanted to live in a red state with other Republicans and they posted a video about how they’re movin12.5×12.1M260k19k13k
27Feb 7, '25Oh my God, this lady dragged Republican women for their make up style on TikTok like a month or two ago, and they have been crashing out in her comments ever since. She has them tr12.4×12M283k9.8k14k
28Jun 24, '24You proposed to your girlfriend and your first thought was gay people? Weird flex, babe.11.9×11.5M508k28k3.7k
29Mar 9, '25Conservatives are melting down because a man on Love Is Blind got rejected at the altar for being a right wing homophobe antivaxxer11.6×11.2M157k6.1k12k
30Jun 8, '24Not us still getting new angles of the Alabama boat brawl a year later 😩11.5×11.1M131k13k10k
31Mar 1, '23I told y’all leave these retail workers alone with the TikTok pranks 😭11.1×10.7M133k12k3.6k
32Feb 12, '25I'M SCREAMING11×10.6M223k21k28k
33Aug 30, '24Not she making the Secret Service get their steps in 😭10.7×10.4M145k5.4k5.2k
34Jun 1, '25I’m dead @ “why does everybody know you” 😭10.2×9.9M139k6.1k16k
35Jul 7, '25Tag the contractor who installed that chandelier10.1×9.8M458k34k11k
36Jul 16, '25Absolutely not9.5×9.2M218k3.1k5.5k
37Oct 3, '24DONT EVER CO SIGN ANYTHING NOT A HOUSE A CAR A LOAN NOTHING9.4×9.1M123k9.1k6.1k
38Sep 11, '25Americans watching Brazil put their corrupt former president in prison9.2×8.9M469k39k7.5k
39Sep 13, '25Not MAGA trying to contact my boss only to find out I AM the boss here9.2×8.9M364k14k9.2k
40Sep 10, '25😭9.1×8.8M132k7.9k13k
41Aug 7, '23Not y’all already doing reenactments 😭9.1×8.8M120k16k5.5k
42Feb 16, '25The Trump admin has placed a ban on Julianne Moore’s children’s book ‘Freckleface Strawberry’ for being related to DEI. It’s about a little girl who dislikes her freckles but event8.9×8.7M139k12k6.8k
43Oct 30, '24I love white on white violence8.7×8.4M200k16k26k
44Feb 11, '23Zendaya really dragged that woman for filth. A moment.8.6×8.3M143k11k4.4k
45Sep 12, '24I’m crying 😭8.6×8.3M132k20k15k
46Jun 11, '24I’m crying 😭8.5×8.2M136k12k17k
47Jan 27, '25IM SCREAMING8.2×8M274k15k7.7k
48Jul 17, '25🌚7.8×7.6M188k14k3.4k
49Mar 11, '25….are straight men okay?7.8×7.5M280k17k3.4k
50Jul 24, '25Oh girl, they’re gonna bankrupt you.7.7×7.4M139k5.6k5.6k
51Feb 10, '25You do realize that likely means they were tuning in to wait for Kendrick’s performance and then turned it off after?7.3×7.1M322k14k2.8k
52Nov 4, '24What is this supposed to mean?7.1×6.9M274k7.9k4k
53Feb 19, '25And she’s supposed to do what exactly?7.0×6.8M299k13k2.8k
54Feb 24, '25Him not knowing any of the white people is sending me 😭6.8×6.6M175k7.6k7.7k
55May 30, '24Trump right now:6.5×6.3M121k13k3.3k
56Oct 31, '25BITCH that wasn’t no damn accident.6.5×6.3M165k8.5k7.1k
57Oct 18, '25You cannot “engage in sex” with a 6 year old. They were raped.6.4×6.2M321k38k3.6k
58Jul 30, '24I don’t know who in the Kamala Harris campaign was behind the strategy to call Donald Trump and JD Vance “weird” but I cannot remember the last time something so simple has had the6.4×6.2M168k8.5k4.8k
59May 16, '25Don’t make me call….Kendrick6.3×6.1M211k15k2.3k
60Jan 25, '24This is what it’s like for one of the richest women in America. Imagine what it’s like for the average woman who has a stalker. Why do they keep letting him back out?6.3×6.1M125k13k1.6k
61Aug 18, '25And he isn’t MAGA.6.2×6M160k7k2.1k
62Sep 5, '24Yesterday several news outlets WRONGLY identified a 14 year old Black child with autism as the shooter. He was in actuality one of the victims. I've yet to see any of them issue an5.9×5.7M212k36k2.5k
63Feb 3, '25Omg even the white people are getting their lashes in. You about to lose yo job5.8×5.6M235k13k11k
64Sep 12, '25Sweetie, you only found him because his family turned him in. This was after you arrested the wrong person twice. And then lied to the press and said it was related to transgender 5.7×5.5M221k30k5.8k
65Dec 29, '24We’re living in it, babe.5.6×5.4M212k26k2.1k
66May 10, '25No, why am I at the African-American history Museum in DC and a big ass group of white people wearjng MAGA hats just walked into this bitch?5.4×5.2M135k4.4k5.2k
67Jan 27, '25….are y’all dumb?5.4×5.2M224k12k6.1k
68Jan 21, '25There’s a teenage boy who turned his father into the FBI for being involved with January 6th. Now that Trump has pardoned his dad, he is going into hiding and terrified he’s going 5.3×5.1M196k11k5.6k
69Sep 5, '24I …4.9×4.8M203k20k4.7k
70Jul 27, '24What does Marie Antoinette have to do with Christianity? Am I missing something?4.9×4.8M167k5.9k2.2k
71Aug 2, '24Trump literally claims to be a billionaire and asks people to donate everyday.4.7×4.5M226k17k1.3k
72Jan 18, '25Who is “we”?4.3×4.1M145k9.7k2.7k
73Feb 4, '25This lady in Florida said her family is undocumented but she thought Trump was only going after Haitians LMAOOOOOO4.1×4M147k8.2k3.6k
74Dec 15, '24You lost your ten year old son in NYC (for the SECOND time) and he had to fend for himself for four days. Y’all better just pay the AMEX bill and be grateful nobody has called CPS4.0×3.9M165k9.7k3k
75Jun 12, '25“Where is Kamala Harris right now? 😡 “ At home where yall dumbasses sent her. TF?4.0×3.9M220k13k2.9k
76Mar 13, '25“I didn’t vote for this! 😡 ” Yes you did, Bethanny. You just voted for it to happen to other people and not you.4.0×3.9M212k19k2.8k
77Oct 28, '24I’m crying — not her going back and forth with community notes 😭😭😭3.9×3.8M127k5.6k2.8k
78Nov 10, '25….they’re quite literally private, single stall restrooms. Like the one in your house.3.9×3.7M196k8.6k1.9k
79Sep 11, '24Not the whole entire debate 😭3.7×3.6M156k8.2k8k
80Feb 25, '25Republicans will post shit like this and then the next minute say “why do you guys make everything about race?”3.6×3.5M167k11k3.4k
81Oct 21, '24This you?3.5×3.4M130k4.5k1.4k
82May 23, '24….Does she think Romeo and Juliet were real people?3.4×3.3M229k11k2k
83Sep 3, '24You promise?3.4×3.3M151k9.9k766
84Dec 27, '24They acted like they just got a silk press 😭3.2×3.1M154k7.6k2.3k
85Apr 22, '25Straight men in the comments talking bout “he better hope he never goes to jail” You know you can just say dude has a phat ass — you don’t have to resort to making rape jokes2.9×2.8M142k7.5k3.8k
86Sep 10, '25Wait, they said he was shot literally while telling the crowd gang violence is worse than mass shootings?2.5×2.4M144k8.2k3.3k
87May 5, '24You get accused of being a white person that needs to stay out of Black business and the first thing you do is…. *checks notes* …Threaten to call the manager2.3×2.3M26k4k492
88Oct 29, '22Now THIS is how you give a funny speech at an interracial wedding. Palette cleanser for that….other video2.2×0223k24k27k
89Feb 25, '20He said he sold his ex a car for $5000, she claimed she bought it for $1225. JJ was about to rule in the defendant’s favor until he pulled out receipts 🧾 😂2.2×0195k50k11k
90May 17, '22More white women have spoken out about being traumatized by Will Smith slapping someone than yesterday’s mass murder of innocent Black grocery shoppers.2.1×0227k44k1.9k
91Apr 14, '18White people: watch the Starbucks arrest video. See the white folks arguing with the police and asking why two innocent black men were being arrested? THIS is how you use your priv2.1×0211k50k434
92Oct 28, '24USPS lost my Fenty tinted moisturizer so Amazon gave me my money back but it just arrived in my mailbox today2.1×2M142k2.9k1.4k
93Jun 24, '20Is this what marriage is like for straight people? 🥴2.0×0151k30k7k
94Jun 5, '22Why am I CRYING 😭1.6×0156k16k9k
95Jan 25, '21I JUST FELL THE F*CK OUT1.6×0137k36k6.3k
96Sep 14, '22She met him in Italy and they’re getting married in a month. He’s still trying to learn English 😭1.5×0152k18k12k
97Oct 10, '22Holy shit.1.3×0126k18k5k
98Sep 16, '22Y'all this is trending under "sunscreen" -- I'M CRYING1.1×0140k8.7k1.5k
99Feb 26Once a month I send a free newsletter with what actually lived in my brain that month — movies, series, podcasts, books. 📺🎧📚 February just dropped 👇🏾0.5×449k41437148

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