| 1 | Oct 20, '25 | when your ai girlfriend was on aws us east 1 | 213× | 59.5M | 76k | 5.1k | 3.1k |
| 2 | Sep 1, '24 | her: “i haven’t heard from him, i bet he’s cheating on the boys trip” him on the boys trip: | 54.7× | 15.3M | 82k | 4.7k | 4.5k |
| 3 | Jul 31, '24 | “as per my last email” | 54.1× | 15.1M | 353k | 37k | 9.8k |
| 4 | Sep 3, '24 | View post on X | 38.6× | 10.8M | 163k | 4.4k | 7.3k |
| 5 | Sep 27, '23 | leonardo dicaprio has announced he’s switching to bing | 37.4× | 10.4M | 155k | 14k | 908 |
| 6 | May 20, '25 | pokemon go summer was 9 years ago | 34.3× | 9.6M | 26k | 1.7k | 763 |
| 7 | Feb 8, '25 | View post on X | 30.9× | 8.6M | 163k | 3.3k | 7k |
| 8 | Jul 25, '24 | when you say 50 basis points instead of half a percent | 27.6× | 7.7M | 33k | 2.6k | 4.5k |
| 9 | Jun 23, '24 | her: i’m worried he’ll cheat on the boys trip him on the boys trip: | 23.9× | 6.7M | 29k | 1.8k | 5.4k |
| 10 | Sep 9, '24 | View post on X | 22.7× | 6.3M | 80k | 18k | 4.3k |
| 11 | Sep 30, '24 | unmuting at the end of a call just to say “nothing from my end, thanks” | 22× | 6.2M | 180k | 15k | 6k |
| 12 | Jul 14, '25 | guy who thinks you hire mckinsey for their insights | 19.5× | 5.4M | 62k | 2k | 4k |
| 13 | Jul 26, '24 | “Presidential candidate Robert Kennedy meets Hawk Tuah girl at Nic Carter’s Karate Comba-” You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. You are not online. It is 217 BC. You are th | 18.6× | 5.2M | 108k | 8.9k | 5k |
| 14 | Jul 10, '24 | does anyone actually know what salesforce does | 18.5× | 5.2M | 38k | 2.3k | 2.2k |
| 15 | Jul 17, '24 | he was so real for this | 18.2× | 5.1M | 187k | 10k | 2.7k |
| 16 | May 13, '24 | View post on X | 18× | 5M | 39k | 3.7k | 2.7k |
| 17 | Jan 8, '25 | imagine unmuting to say “nothing from my end” here | 17.9× | 5M | 145k | 5.2k | 4k |
| 18 | Oct 10, '24 | he’s now dating lana del rey | 17.7× | 5M | 116k | 3.4k | 744 |
| 19 | Nov 18, '24 | bro did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes | 17× | 4.7M | 157k | 8.6k | 7.6k |
| 20 | Sep 22, '25 | every time i text the group chat | 14.4× | 4M | 128k | 8.8k | 7.1k |
| 21 | Jul 5, '24 | >calls zuck uncool >posts video of himself struggling to use a hammer while wearing safety glasses | 14.1× | 3.9M | 45k | 1.1k | 689 |
| 22 | Jul 20, '24 | View post on X | 13.7× | 3.8M | 82k | 7.5k | 3.8k |
| 23 | Jun 2, '24 | when you’re back at your desk monday morning, doing the most soulless work imaginable, and your boss comes by and says “hope you got some rest this weekend, big week ahead!” | 13.6× | 3.8M | 45k | 4.3k | 1.9k |
| 24 | Jul 27, '23 | i must study war so my sons can study business so their sons can study art so their sons can write gay vampire fiction | 13.1× | 3.7M | 58k | 4.7k | 1.2k |
| 25 | May 28, '24 | hello, my pronouns are jp/morgan | 12.7× | 3.5M | 55k | 2.5k | 1k |
| 26 | Jul 23, '24 | ok she’s kinda cooking with this one | 12.4× | 3.5M | 22k | 800 | 4.2k |
| 27 | Aug 22, '24 | View post on X | 12.4× | 3.5M | 45k | 2.7k | 2.1k |
| 28 | Nov 15, '24 | “yeah 4pm friday works great for a meeting” | 12.3× | 3.4M | 109k | 6.2k | 2.9k |
| 29 | Aug 29, '24 | this has to be one of the most friday thursdays of the year | 11.9× | 3.3M | 82k | 5.4k | 1.2k |
| 30 | Oct 10, '24 | you turn 30 and the whole squad starts talking about taking magnesium | 11.4× | 3.2M | 71k | 6.8k | 3.1k |
| 31 | Oct 18, '24 | “nothing from my end, thanks!” | 11.1× | 3.1M | 125k | 6.9k | 3.1k |
| 32 | Jul 17, '25 | the coldplay incident confirms what most of us already knew: you can never trust HR | 10.9× | 3M | 86k | 10k | 1.4k |
| 33 | Nov 2, '24 | sorry babe the salesforce backpack stays on during our kitchen talk | 10.8× | 3M | 110k | 2.1k | 1.6k |
| 34 | Jul 8, '24 | thursday, july 4 monday, july 8 | 10.3× | 2.9M | 49k | 2.3k | 874 |
| 35 | Nov 9, '24 | absolute peak performance, bryan johnson in shambles | 10.3× | 2.9M | 26k | 870 | 4.1k |
| 36 | Nov 30, '24 | “it’s usually $800 but i bought it for $200, so i saved $600” | 10.3× | 2.9M | 40k | 777 | 2.1k |
| 37 | Jul 19, '24 | idk what’s worse, that crowdstrike has kernel access to basically every system in the world or that airlines run on windows server | 10.1× | 2.8M | 49k | 4.4k | 1.6k |
| 38 | Feb 5, '23 | thread of book reviews/summaries: | 9.6× | 2.7M | 2.1k | 228 | 4.7k |
| 39 | Jul 8, '23 | a future central banker fr | 9.5× | 2.7M | 38k | 5.7k | 210 |
| 40 | May 1, '24 | View post on X | 9.2× | 2.6M | 38k | 2.6k | 475 |
| 41 | Jun 3, '24 | your european coworker for 8 weeks in the summer: | 9.2× | 2.6M | 32k | 1.5k | 710 |
| 42 | Jul 13, '23 | “slurp slurp. interlinked. yes yes yes ice cream so good. interlinked. thank you lopez. interlinked. gang gang. interlinked. slay haha. interlinked.” | 9.2× | 2.6M | 36k | 3k | 1.1k |
| 43 | Jul 30, '24 | when i say i’m locked in this is what i mean | 9.2× | 2.6M | 98k | 6k | 3.1k |
| 44 | Oct 15, '24 | ever since i was young i wanted to transform unstructured data into actionable business insights | 9.0× | 2.5M | 69k | 6.6k | 4k |
| 45 | Jul 26, '25 | i know a guy in his 40s who’s handsome, super wealthy, throws huge parties at his long island mansion, war veteran, into jazz… and yet he spends many of his nights staring across t | 8.8× | 2.5M | 52k | 2.4k | 2.3k |
| 46 | Dec 19, '24 | your parents watching you change the hdmi input | 8.8× | 2.5M | 77k | 2.7k | 1.9k |
| 47 | Dec 9, '23 | me to panera’s management team | 8.5× | 2.4M | 40k | 3k | 654 |
| 48 | May 29, '24 | this is me to the homies every single day | 8.5× | 2.4M | 44k | 5.4k | 3.8k |
| 49 | Oct 30, '24 | make sure the dashboards are providing actionable insights into critical business functions | 8.3× | 2.3M | 46k | 3.4k | 1.5k |
| 50 | Oct 3, '24 | View post on X | 8.2× | 2.3M | 101k | 7k | 1.8k |
| 51 | Sep 4, '24 | after saying “nothing from my end” at the technical all hands | 8.2× | 2.3M | 39k | 2.3k | 1.7k |
| 52 | Aug 10, '24 | when someone asks my weekend plans now that i’m 30: | 8.1× | 2.3M | 41k | 4.8k | 1.3k |
| 53 | Nov 20, '24 | if you're not happy single, you won't be happy in a relationship. true happiness comes from building dashboards that give executives deeper insight into critical business functions | 8.0× | 2.2M | 61k | 4.6k | 2.9k |
| 54 | Sep 5, '23 | crazy how literally all the best thinkers in history recommend going on walks | 7.9× | 2.2M | 26k | 2.7k | 1.7k |
| 55 | Jul 6, '24 | sooner than expected | 7.6× | 2.1M | 75k | 2.2k | 494 |
| 56 | Jan 31, '24 | me soon | 7.5× | 2.1M | 23k | 2k | 366 |
| 57 | Jul 2, '24 | View post on X | 7.4× | 2.1M | 53k | 2.9k | 1.6k |
| 58 | Feb 24, '24 | it’s not boring but GPS doesn’t get nearly enough hype for what an insane miracle it is | 7.1× | 2M | 49k | 3.3k | 795 |
| 59 | Jun 28, '24 | “a meeting has been scheduled for 4pm friday” | 7.0× | 2M | 44k | 2.3k | 925 |
| 60 | Mar 4, '25 | View post on X | 6.9× | 1.9M | 78k | 3.7k | 2.7k |
| 61 | Jun 28, '24 | gavin newsom rn | 6.8× | 1.9M | 31k | 2.1k | 1.2k |
| 62 | Sep 15, '24 | View post on X | 6.6× | 1.8M | 24k | 2k | 1.9k |
| 63 | Sep 21, '23 | another day of providing shareholder value | 6.6× | 1.8M | 24k | 1.8k | 537 |
| 64 | Dec 3, '24 | imagine unmuting to say "nothing from my end" here | 6.5× | 1.8M | 48k | 2k | 1.4k |
| 65 | Nov 12, '24 | imagine putting in 16 hour days doing research only to underperform scottie pippen trading off visions that came to him in a dream | 6.5× | 1.8M | 26k | 1.4k | 1.1k |
| 66 | Aug 28, '24 | View post on X | 6.5× | 1.8M | 22k | 799 | 1.2k |
| 67 | Jan 5, '24 | “hey mom so if someone calls and say they kidnapped me & demands ransom, it’s probably going to be a scam. yes they’re going to have a fake picture of me that you can’t possibl | 6.5× | 1.8M | 23k | 1.7k | 1.3k |
| 68 | Jul 19, '24 | View post on X | 6.1× | 1.7M | 27k | 1.8k | 1k |
| 69 | Nov 11, '25 | softbank is selling its nvidia stake to fund companies whose main expense is buying from nvidia? | 6.0× | 1.7M | 28k | 1.4k | 1.3k |
| 70 | Dec 10, '23 | Me: I want to buy a graphing calculator Texas Instruments: yep Me: …and a high-speed, high-res analog-to-digital converter TI: yeah nw we got you bro Me: also weird q but do you kn | 6.0× | 1.7M | 25k | 1.2k | 845 |
| 71 | Oct 2, '24 | jd vance like “chat, how we feeling about this?” | 6.0× | 1.7M | 47k | 1.9k | 1.6k |
| 72 | Sep 15, '24 | View post on X | 5.4× | 1.5M | 52k | 2.7k | 788 |
| 73 | Jul 6, '24 | View post on X | 5.3× | 1.5M | 69k | 3k | 748 |
| 74 | Jun 27, '23 | people: “the US has no original culture” the US: | 5.3× | 1.5M | 22k | 1.7k | 287 |
| 75 | Sep 4, '24 | ahhhhh i need to make a powerpoint at my job as a consultant ahhhhhh need to align some logos | 5.0× | 1.4M | 33k | 1.2k | 1.1k |
| 76 | Aug 11, '22 | “why do you need a vertical monitor?” | 4.9× | 0 | 112k | 5.2k | 1.8k |
| 77 | Jul 31, '24 | the senior dev who writes the feature in a day | 4.8× | 1.4M | 48k | 2.4k | 1.5k |
| 78 | Oct 29, '24 | “see i build these dashboards so that our executives can have deeper insight into critical business functions. basically, my job is to turn unstructured data into actionable insigh | 4.8× | 1.3M | 30k | 1.5k | 4k |
| 79 | Feb 20, '22 | hearing rumors that boys like to just read Wikipedia at night | 4.5× | 0 | 95k | 4.8k | 1.7k |
| 80 | Jan 16, '25 | the masculine urge to monitor the situation | 4.5× | 1.3M | 24k | 908 | 1.3k |
| 81 | Nov 6, '24 | 3 million federal employees about to get hit with this | 4.0× | 1.1M | 27k | 1.4k | 886 |
| 82 | Nov 6, '25 | when you say 50 basis points instead of half a percent | 4.0× | 1.1M | 31k | 1.6k | 1.5k |
| 83 | Jul 30, '25 | enough | 4.0× | 1.1M | 69k | 592 | 326 |
| 84 | Sep 12, '22 | she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October | 3.7× | 0 | 80k | 7.9k | 583 |
| 85 | Dec 20, '24 | that’s him, his dashboards haven’t produced a single actionable insight | 3.7× | 1M | 24k | 1.1k | 1.4k |
| 86 | Jan 22, '25 | can’t let them down | 3.5× | 984k | 30k | 1.7k | 1.6k |
| 87 | Oct 20, '25 | 1969: we can send people to the moon with 4kb of ram 2025: a cloud outage means my smart bed won’t cool down | 3.5× | 969k | 62k | 3.8k | 1.1k |
| 88 | May 20, '25 | View post on X | 3.3× | 934k | 54k | 1.9k | 755 |
| 89 | Nov 7, '25 | View post on X | 3.2× | 890k | 69k | 2.5k | 1.1k |
| 90 | Aug 28, '24 | View post on X | 3.1× | 878k | 23k | 1.5k | 1.5k |
| 91 | Oct 15, '24 | oh you have an ipad kid? mine is already building dashboards that give executives deeper insight into critical business functions | 3.0× | 849k | 26k | 1.5k | 789 |
| 92 | Aug 29, '24 | humans saw this and invented data warehouses | 3.0× | 845k | 28k | 1.6k | 798 |
| 93 | Oct 4, '24 | “a meeting has been scheduled for 4pm friday” | 2.9× | 819k | 29k | 1.2k | 527 |
| 94 | Jun 28, '24 | we think this is bad but the next election is gonna be like mr beast vs taylor swift | 2.9× | 804k | 23k | 729 | 283 |
| 95 | Sep 13, '24 | “the meeting has been moved to 4pm on friday” | 2.9× | 798k | 23k | 889 | 303 |
| 96 | Apr 19, '24 | bank of england: let’s use social media to connect with our audience the audience: | 2.6× | 727k | 23k | 1.3k | 430 |
| 97 | Aug 8, '24 | when you accidentally retweet the wrong post in the UK | 2.5× | 701k | 26k | 2.1k | 207 |
| 98 | Sep 22, '25 | “mom how did we get so rich?” “grandma took lots of tylenol to make sure your dad would grow up to be an ai researcher” | 2.5× | 687k | 24k | 592 | 816 |
| 99 | Nov 12, '24 | bro got sent to the minor leagues of posting | 2.4× | 671k | 26k | 725 | 316 |
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