| 1 | Oct 19, '17 | fuckin Diamond plaid, double collar, pants like wtf lookin motherfucka and the shoes? What in the actual fuck. Why they do me so dirty 😂🤦♂️ | 367× | 0 | 351k | 110k | 91 |
| 2 | Oct 2, '17 | Hi! I'm Mitchel Musso and you already know wtf time it is baby | 224× | 0 | 209k | 70k | 57 |
| 3 | Sep 23, '17 | When I started ballin' I was young. "Love these women" | 178× | 0 | 186k | 46k | 26 |
| 4 | Oct 28, '17 | Call me fucking Picasso | 135× | 0 | 142k | 34k | 7 |
| 5 | Sep 26, '17 | Take that knee | 123× | 0 | 125k | 33k | 8 |
| 6 | Oct 19, '17 | I just want to say, from the bottom of my heart. I’d like to take this chance and apologize. To absolutely nobody! I do wtf I want!!!! | 111× | 0 | 91k | 40k | 50 |
| 7 | May 21, '17 | Morgan Morgan Morgan smh | 110× | 0 | 127k | 23k | 1 |
| 8 | Nov 4, '17 | done. with. helping. others. I’m about to be so selfish. I’m on my 24hr selfish sabbatical. Don’t text me unless it’s about me. | 96.4× | 0 | 90k | 29k | 42 |
| 9 | Dec 5, '17 | You are not a yellow starburst You are a pink starburst... and he’s a fuckin broke, no goal, cheatin, waste of ur time candy corn. There’s AMAZING people out there. specifically an | 83.4× | 0 | 87k | 20k | 22 |
| 10 | Nov 17, '17 | S/o to all the woman who are standing up right now and speaking the truth on these disgusting men. You are all super hero’s out here serving justice every day. U are all saving liv | 68.7× | 0 | 76k | 16k | 3 |
| 11 | Jan 12, '18 | Glo-up bitch | 65.8× | 0 | 70k | 14k | 26 |
| 12 | Nov 9, '17 | W man I had the MOTHA fuckin jerky | 65.2× | 0 | 66k | 18k | 11 |
| 13 | Oct 14, '17 | I’m the man who had the cheese | 52.6× | 0 | 51k | 15k | 11 |
| 14 | Mar 4, '18 | My girl pissed me off. So I went and bought all the hair, skin, face masks an beauty shit she has been wanting and I’m gunna use it all in front of her. she not even getting a drop | 52.1× | 0 | 65k | 8.3k | 117 |
| 15 | Oct 19, '17 | listen to her, focus on her, don’t be a fucking idiot. | 50.4× | 0 | 44k | 17k | 6 |
| 16 | Nov 12, '17 | Just fixed my relationship in 2 min by telling her she’s right about everything. SHES. ALWAYS. RIGHT. A healthy relationship is bottling everything up until you fucking explode!! H | 48.9× | 0 | 62k | 7.1k | 2 |
| 17 | Sep 27, '17 | Babygirl: I kid Me: I don't | 48.3× | 0 | 51k | 9.2k | 3 |
| 18 | Feb 11, '18 | SEND HELP- thought my girl was delicate like a flower, or angel, like a princess... until she plucked my eyebrows...that bitch is brutal as fuck. Called me a pussy 3 times an told | 48.2× | 0 | 56k | 9.2k | 23 |
| 19 | Nov 25, '17 | No Hell NO I am so done with these- 🖤, “I want to die”, “life sucks”, bullshit. 2018 is all about positivity. Done with all this sad sappy dumb shit. Fuck off my timeline you fuck | 45.1× | 0 | 45k | 9.9k | 5 |
| 20 | Oct 21, '17 | Don’t ever disrespect a woman. You treat women right. You better be polite. Unless she’s an ungrateful thot. Then you respectfully decline | 39.4× | 0 | 40k | 10k | 6 |
| 21 | Sep 24, '17 | I disagree - Oliver should've ended up with Rico | 34.3× | 0 | 36k | 9k | 1 |
| 22 | Oct 22, '17 | Find sum cheeks tonight. Respect those cheeks. Honor thy cheeks. Savor those cheeks. shoot, let those cheeks clap! but only on cheeks terms. | 30.3× | 0 | 29k | 8.6k | 10 |
| 23 | Jan 10, '18 | Love use | 28.1× | 0 | 35k | 4.3k | 15 |
| 24 | Sep 27, '17 | I fucking love passionate people, endearing and humble people, The kind of people you're proud to call your people. Special beautiful people | 27.9× | 0 | 24k | 10k | 3 |
| 25 | Dec 12, '17 | Dear Santa, “Naughty or nice” should be “bad or nice Because naughty sounds niiiiice an I definitely been niiiiice | 26× | 0 | 31k | 4.6k | 5 |
| 26 | Sep 18, '17 | "it's FINE everything's cool" F-fuck I-ing N-no E-everythingismostcertainlynotcool | 23.8× | 0 | 20k | 8.5k | 11 |
| 27 | Aug 4, '18 | My mom found these photos. I’m glad she did. Other then the fedora. Who tf let me wear a fedora. I chose my fate the very sec. FEDORaaaaa the explora | 21× | 0 | 25k | 3.6k | 129 |
| 28 | Mar 24, '16 | 10 year ❤️ @EmilyOsment @MileyCyrus | 20× | 0 | 15k | 8.5k | 11 |
| 29 | Sep 29, '17 | Pł. 1 | 18.4× | 0 | 16k | 3.4k | 91 |
| 30 | Nov 3, '17 | Get you a man who buys u a massage membership. Cause u know what’s better then fuckin flowers? A 90 min hot stone massage every month duh 🙄 | 17.8× | 0 | 21k | 3.3k | 0 |
| 31 | Oct 25, '17 | Here’s some sound advice, try and date ONE person at a time. That would be cool. and also make you not look like such a piece of shit. | 17.3× | 0 | 19k | 3.7k | 2 |
| 32 | Mar 10, '18 | Happy birthday @EmilyOsment I guess I should get to my uhh flight | 17.2× | 0 | 23k | 2.1k | 56 |
| 33 | Feb 25, '18 | If I’ve ever blocked you, it’s not because I’m being reactive or childish. you didn’t “WIN” anything. It means that I woke up one day and realized that u have such a negative impac | 17.1× | 0 | 17k | 4.9k | 51 |
| 34 | Oct 27, '17 | it’s not that I don’t care, I just don’t care about.... meaningless. irrelevant waste of my time shit. say something important NOODLEHEAD | 15.4× | 0 | 15k | 4.7k | 6 |
| 35 | Oct 10, '17 | idgaf you better cherish your woman | 14.9× | 0 | 13k | 4.9k | 3 |
| 36 | Oct 17, '17 | “damn bro she won’t text me back” Well fuck boy... are you there for her? did you listen to her? OR did u go out with ur boys? -I’ll wait | 14.8× | 0 | 16k | 3.3k | 7 |
| 37 | Oct 16, '17 | Don’t get caught up in the same shit everybody els be doin. make your own lane, and then drive throu that bitch at whatever tf speed u want | 14.3× | 0 | 12k | 5.1k | 4 |
| 38 | Oct 12, '17 | Trick or cheeks baby😈 | 14× | 0 | 14k | 4k | 11 |
| 39 | Feb 4, '18 | If nobody told you today you are beautiful you are perfect you are loved you are smart you are fun you are rich you are amazing you are needed you are a blessing you are sexy you a | 13.4× | 0 | 13k | 3.9k | 18 |
| 40 | Jan 1, '18 | Happy New Years babymommas and Baby soon to be mommas and mommas who don’t need baby’s to be mommas | 12.4× | 0 | 15k | 2.1k | 4 |
| 41 | Oct 14, '17 | Sry about last night. I was drunk. but not on our alcohol. on your bullshit. | 10.4× | 0 | 11k | 2.7k | 5 |
| 42 | Oct 3, '17 | Daaaaaaamn 😂😂♥️ | 10.3× | 0 | 13k | 1.4k | 5 |
| 43 | Oct 18, '17 | oliver < all of her | 10.3× | 0 | 11k | 2k | 7 |
| 44 | Feb 1, '18 | Relationships are dope. but have u tried the dollar menu | 9.7× | 0 | 10k | 2.5k | 3 |
| 45 | Oct 14, '17 | My girl is so fine! but gawDAMN she can be a cold b. but thass my cold b. so you say one thing bad I’ll staple your lips to your ass cheeks. | 9.5× | 0 | 10k | 2k | 1 |
| 46 | Oct 4, '17 | Yes I delete shit. Yes I block people. Fuck with me and get buried. But I am a lover at heart so try an be sweet. Or I’ll end you. ♥️ | 9.4× | 0 | 9.8k | 2.1k | 1 |
| 47 | Sep 28, '17 | you can't say I miss them when you have their #... if you miss them hit them up. That's right bitch you don't. So take yo lie ass elsewher.. | 9.3× | 0 | 8.4k | 2.8k | 1 |
| 48 | Mar 24, '16 | Convos from the fam @EmilyOsment @MileyCyrus @DukeofEarles | 8.6× | 0 | 6.9k | 3.3k | 8 |
| 49 | Dec 16, '17 | I don’t have any good tweets right now so I’ll copy my dads text he sent me Me: Dad I love you Dad: who is this? Me: it’s Mitchel... your son Dad: fuck off pussy | 8.6× | 0 | 12k | 898 | 4 |
| 50 | Oct 27, '17 | Every time I say “Thank You” to someone for holding the door, and they don’t say anything back. Just know I ment “Fuck You”....but like thx | 8.6× | 0 | 9.7k | 1.9k | 1 |
| 51 | Sep 24, '17 | I just wanted to look cool in front of my friends on Twitter 😔 | 8.4× | 0 | 11k | 1.2k | 1 |
| 52 | Sep 26, '17 | s/o to all those who broke my heart growing up. You still ain't doing shit. but you deserve some appreciation and for that... thank you 🙌 | 7.7× | 0 | 7.8k | 2k | 0 |
| 53 | Nov 16, '16 | The Fuck I want your nudes for? Take that shit somewhere els. Probably Orlando brown page | 7.4× | 0 | 4.7k | 2.7k | 1 |
| 54 | Jan 21, '18 | The world loves you. The earth needs you. You are loved. You are never alone. We are all children of god and deserve great things. Unless you a piece a shit. Then you deserve like. | 7.0× | 0 | 7.9k | 1.5k | 7 |
| 55 | Dec 8, '17 | if your car has more wheels than 4 you should be driving slower than everybody else. And if your car has 18 of those motherfuckers you should most fucking certainly not be driving | 6.8× | 0 | 8.8k | 952 | 1 |
| 56 | Sep 11, '17 | If you look, talk, or speak on women like they are less then you? Like pieces of meat? as a man... you have failed. Women are priceless | 6.8× | 0 | 6.9k | 1.7k | 1 |
| 57 | May 22, '17 | This is always the hardest part | 6.7× | 0 | 7.7k | 1.3k | 1 |
| 58 | Sep 22, '17 | you text me back 24 hrs later.. you better have been swallowed by a shark, swept up by a tornado, or fell in a well. I swear to gawd | 6.3× | 0 | 5.4k | 2.1k | 2 |
| 59 | Apr 12, '17 | Adults be like 🤤 | 5.6× | 0 | 5.8k | 1.2k | 5 |
| 60 | Aug 3, '17 | I think she's confused | 5.3× | 0 | 6.4k | 796 | 5 |
| 61 | Jan 13, '18 | new screensaver 2 who dis? | 5.2× | 0 | 7.2k | 480 | 10 |
| 62 | Jan 12, '18 | new screensaver who dis? | 5.1× | 0 | 6.7k | 609 | 7 |
| 63 | Jun 14, '17 | sending me the same snap that is on your story is very disrespectful and you should be ashamed of yourself | 4.7× | 0 | 4k | 1.6k | 0 |
| 64 | Aug 26, '17 | I want to cuddle then cuddle and cuddle maybe cuddle and prolly cuddle and then maybe cuddle after we cuddle and then cuddle an only cuddle | 4.7× | 0 | 3.7k | 1.6k | 3 |
| 65 | Oct 7, '17 | my lil chicken nugget | 4.6× | 0 | 5.7k | 669 | 1 |
| 66 | Sep 11, '17 | working on myself, for myself, by myself | 4.5× | 0 | 3.4k | 1.8k | 0 |
| 67 | Sep 13, '17 | fucking happy I'm not the president. Because if I was...weed be legal. Gay everything be legal. An all religions. But that's not ok right? | 4.2× | 0 | 4.6k | 862 | 7 |
| 68 | May 19, '17 | a girlfriend is potential wifey. if you ask me, relationships are investments, not hobbies. | 4.0× | 0 | 4.1k | 1k | 0 |
| 69 | Sep 17, '17 | dont be a bully, dont be a racist, dont be a basic bitch with two faces, talk shit? you insecure? pray 4 them bitches an thy hurtful words🙏 | 3.8× | 0 | 3.8k | 1.1k | 1 |
| 70 | May 23, '17 | all those kids. parents. families man. 💔Manchester we are all praying for you | 3.8× | 0 | 4.2k | 901 | 0 |
| 71 | Sep 5, '17 | I love you, I hope you love you too | 3.8× | 0 | 3.2k | 1.3k | 2 |
| 72 | Mar 24, '16 | And it's all freaky freakyy freaky fresh | 3.6× | 0 | 2.5k | 1.6k | 2 |
| 73 | Mar 17, '16 | I love these people and that will never change, 🙌🏼@MileyCyrus @EmilyOsment @DukeofEarles @ImNotMoises @billyraycyrus this is why I'm here | 3.5× | 0 | 2.4k | 1.5k | 4 |
| 74 | May 21, '17 | if you miss someone tell them | 3.5× | 0 | 2.8k | 1.2k | 0 |
| 75 | May 9, '17 | sometimes you have to accept that people are shitty humans and stop trying to see the good that isn't there | 3.4× | 0 | 2.5k | 1.3k | 1 |
| 76 | Nov 28, '16 | RT if you'd watch Pair Of Kings Movie? | 3.4× | 0 | 1.8k | 1.6k | 5 |
| 77 | Jan 10, '18 | I just can’t believe this... 😍 | 3.3× | 0 | 3.9k | 486 | 17 |
| 78 | Sep 9, '17 | I just want every single person to be happy af. I wish there was a button I could just press. I would click that thing so fast. prolly SMACK | 3.2× | 0 | 3.1k | 952 | 2 |
| 79 | Aug 26, '17 | funny how best friends turn into lost numbers | 3.2× | 0 | 2.7k | 1.1k | 0 |
| 80 | Sep 1, '17 | "If it's stupid to you but important to her… just shut up and do it" - The smartest person in the entire world | 3.2× | 0 | 3.1k | 945 | 1 |
| 81 | Aug 31, '17 | don't let trashy people consume your beauty babe | 3.2× | 0 | 2.9k | 987 | 2 |
| 82 | Aug 17, '17 | s/o all those flaky ass friends that only hit you up when it's convenient for them. you're not a terrible person... you're just a bad person | 2.5× | 0 | 2.4k | 696 | 0 |
| 83 | Dec 6, '16 | Amazon, ITunes, GooglePlay, Dish, Vudu, XboxLive, PlayStation, and Demand 🔫🔫🔫Sins Of Our Youth🔥🔥🔥🎄💊⚰️😇🍼🚬 RT=Follow | 2.2× | 0 | 1.2k | 986 | 1 |
| 84 | May 20, '17 | if it makes you happy, no one else's opinion should matter | 2.2× | 0 | 1.6k | 921 | 1 |
| 85 | Dec 25, '16 | Mistletoe Mistletoe Mistletoe | 2.1× | 0 | 2.5k | 356 | 5 |
| 86 | Sep 15, '17 | me: Hi this is Mitchel Musso and I'm calling about Phineas and Ferb! receptionist: Latrell? calling for ferbeo queefits? me: ...no | 1.9× | 0 | 2.4k | 241 | 1 |
| 87 | May 15, '17 | God is greater than any problem you have | 1.8× | 0 | 1.6k | 610 | 0 |
| 88 | May 13, '17 | Being a dick is not cool. Like 100% of the time it's not cool. Like I'd give it a 0/10 for being cool. Alright cool thanx fuck you | 1.8× | 0 | 1.6k | 569 | 0 |
| 89 | Mar 24, '16 | When I think of family I think of you girls ❤️ thank you for always being my best and always… | 1.8× | 0 | 1.3k | 735 | 2 |
| 90 | Jun 8, '15 | Phineas and Ferb's "Last Day of Summer" airing on Friday, June 12. Jeremy out!! "Oh Hey Candace" #PhineasandFerb | 1.2× | 0 | 1.1k | 397 | 3 |
| 91 | Jan 10, '13 | THE MOMENT I WAKE UP | 1.2× | 0 | 982 | 364 | 0 |
| 92 | Dec 8, '16 | You should be good to yourself because you are so important. There is only one of you. I hope and pray you all know how important you are 😇😘 | 1.1× | 0 | 988 | 321 | 1 |
| 93 | May 15, '17 | You ever hear a rumour about yourself and you're like "oh word?" Lol. People talk too much, stay out of my lane. | 1.1× | 0 | 947 | 329 | 0 |
| 94 | Aug 14, '16 | Just remember, God has a plan for you, he didn't leave you out here to watch everybody else... | 1.0× | 0 | 842 | 379 | 0 |
| 95 | Nov 21, '16 | A relationship takes a lot of fucking work so if you don't want to work for it then you don't deserve it - food for thought.. I love my girl | 1.0× | 0 | 1k | 235 | 0 |
| 96 | Sep 26, '23 | 🤔didn’t steal a thing in my life. nevertheless a chip. Worked hard for what I have. And $upport anyone and everyone that I can. HOWEVER…..that chip on your shoulder you got for th | 1.0× | 248k | 774 | 51 | 46 |
| 97 | Apr 20, '17 | If u feel like all those doors you've been praying for keep closing in your face.. kick them the fuck open | 1.0× | 0 | 891 | 288 | 0 |
| 98 | Feb 10, '15 | Commander swag going to fuck shit up on @shanedawson show #MitchelOnDawson | 0.9× | 0 | 898 | 224 | 0 |
| 99 | Jan 1, '17 | I hope your new year is beautiful and you transform into the next chapter of your life | 0.9× | 0 | 865 | 226 | 0 |
| 100 | Nov 24, '16 | I just prayed for all of you guys I hope y'all have an awesome Thanksgiving. Let me know what you do send pictures love, Mitchel ☺️ | 0.8× | 0 | 967 | 108 | 0 |
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