| 1 | Mar 23, '23 | Nailing myself to a cross? I made one joke and went back to work...because unlike you, I still talk about sports for a living. Have a great day 👋 | 44.6× | 16M | 69k | 4.4k | 569 |
| 2 | Jul 12, '23 | At the espys, brought a date 💕 | 35.5× | 12.7M | 87k | 2k | 414 |
| 3 | Mar 8, '25 | Flat out: this is a terrible move by Seattle. Chances of upgrading are extremely low. | 25× | 8.9M | 52k | 4.5k | 1.5k |
| 4 | Sep 3, '24 | I have a gay friend who drafts every year entirely based on looks. He just texted me "Wanted Jimmy G but ended up with Mahomes" which has to be the first time in the history of the | 22× | 7.9M | 33k | 765 | 1.2k |
| 5 | Aug 19, '24 | Here's a tiny sample of reactions your "work" produces, and the disgusting hate you engender. You think you've been blackballed bc of your politics, but that's not true. There are | 18.4× | 6.6M | 35k | 2.2k | 769 |
| 6 | Mar 19, '25 | You cannot tell the story of Jackie Robinson--the ballplayer, serviceman, or human--without acknowledging our country's history of racial discrimination. From @AroundtheHorn: | 15.8× | 5.7M | 51k | 8.1k | 2.5k |
| 7 | Sep 15, '23 | Yeah that’s what happens when you’re 38 weeks pregnant 😘 | 15.7× | 5.6M | 28k | 506 | 85 |
| 8 | Sep 6, '23 | Cope harder | 15.3× | 5.5M | 53k | 3.4k | 353 |
| 9 | Sep 10, '23 | Sauron in The Return of the King: | 14.1× | 5.1M | 62k | 5.6k | 716 |
| 10 | Mar 15, '25 | My 18 month old loves this game (we call it airplane) | 13.7× | 4.9M | 60k | 2.1k | 958 |
| 11 | Nov 16, '23 | This man is undergoing the most exhaustive background check ever created and passing with flying colors | 12.8× | 4.6M | 43k | 1.5k | 498 |
| 12 | Sep 8, '23 | Me: Patrick Mahomes can win throwing to anyone The Chiefs WRs: | 12.2× | 4.4M | 35k | 3.6k | 302 |
| 13 | Jun 15, '23 | Meanwhile | 11.9× | 4.3M | 33k | 3.3k | 183 |
| 14 | Aug 16, '24 | View post on X | 11.6× | 4.2M | 68k | 5.1k | 1.4k |
| 15 | Jan 14, '24 | Picturing him angrily typing this with one finger and crying real tears | 10.8× | 3.9M | 47k | 3k | 307 |
| 16 | Sep 14, '25 | They realized they can't afford to waste Brandon Aubrey's prime | 10.7× | 3.8M | 59k | 2.2k | 469 |
| 17 | Nov 1, '24 | View post on X | 10.7× | 3.8M | 36k | 1.3k | 933 |
| 18 | Jul 13, '23 | THE OFFENSE IS COMPLETE | 10.4× | 3.7M | 37k | 2.5k | 139 |
| 19 | Mar 20, '25 | 1. I do hours and hours of football programming every week. Sorry you were triggered by 54 seconds of someone talking about Jackie Robinson's legacy. 2. You're not even a sports fa | 10.4× | 3.7M | 53k | 3.8k | 917 |
| 20 | Aug 10, '24 | When someone tells me the bar has been raised and they believe in me | 9.9× | 3.5M | 42k | 3.3k | 2.8k |
| 21 | Jan 6, '25 | Some news here: He won the whole damn league | 9.8× | 3.5M | 49k | 1.2k | 1.3k |
| 22 | Aug 1, '24 | I know this story has reached thermonuclear levels of BS and grift-fueled hate on here, but if anyone is actually interested in learning more about Imane Khelif, I found this helpf | 9.4× | 3.4M | 29k | 5.7k | 2k |
| 23 | Mar 16, '24 | Rodgers foiled by a Shanahan yet again | 9.4× | 3.4M | 38k | 3.4k | 422 |
| 24 | Jan 12, '23 | Just caught myself saying “whopper whopper whopper whopper” for the third time today, send help | 9.3× | 3.3M | 27k | 1.5k | 141 |
| 25 | Oct 29, '24 | funniest receiver in the NFL by a mile | 8.9× | 3.2M | 45k | 2.5k | 1.1k |
| 26 | Apr 11, '24 | Shogun is like Game of Thrones if Ned Stark was smart | 8.8× | 3.1M | 37k | 4.4k | 1.7k |
| 27 | Mar 20, '25 | I see @NFL_DovKleiman keeps posting weird stuff about me today. Flattered bc I think this means I now have something in common with Jennifer Lawrence? | 8.7× | 3.1M | 42k | 1.8k | 975 |
| 28 | Feb 13, '23 | That’s such a crappy way to decide a Super Bowl man | 8.7× | 3.1M | 33k | 3.1k | 53 |
| 29 | May 7, '24 | For every 1k likes I will add another Korean flag to my backdrop | 8.5× | 3M | 33k | 509 | 128 |
| 30 | Oct 3, '23 | The Seahawks have never lost a game in his lifetime | 8.4× | 3M | 55k | 1k | 134 |
| 31 | May 16, '24 | yoooooooooo 😭😭😭 | 8.2× | 3M | 35k | 1.9k | 628 |
| 32 | Nov 2, '24 | The internet’s thoughts on whether Jason Kelce was in the right | 8.0× | 2.9M | 92k | 4.5k | 635 |
| 33 | Aug 30, '25 | Pro's pro. Mascot code is real. | 7.5× | 2.7M | 35k | 944 | 799 |
| 34 | Mar 16, '25 | And yet. | 7.5× | 2.7M | 46k | 3.6k | 1k |
| 35 | Apr 27, '23 | Lamar Jackson signing a deal to give his family generational wealth, five years after he sat in the green room with his mom, watching the picks go by as he fell in the draft….hard | 7.4× | 2.7M | 42k | 4.4k | 283 |
| 36 | Aug 25, '23 | View post on X | 7.0× | 2.5M | 30k | 1.4k | 156 |
| 37 | Mar 5, '25 | Just fell to my knees in a CVS | 6.8× | 2.5M | 37k | 1.5k | 429 |
| 38 | Feb 14, '23 | "He called him Tik Tok Boy" | 6.7× | 2.4M | 41k | 2.1k | 164 |
| 39 | Jan 15, '24 | Packers fans after their team found yet another elite quarterback for the third time in a row | 6.7× | 2.4M | 39k | 1.6k | 468 |
| 40 | Sep 6, '24 | This is both hilarious and a tremendous effort by Hill | 6.0× | 2.1M | 32k | 1.2k | 357 |
| 41 | Jan 5, '20 | Taysom Hill lining up in a new spot on every drive like | 5.2× | 0 | 124k | 20k | 938 |
| 42 | Oct 25, '24 | Yo he literally grabbed his own helmet bc he was frustrated with himself 😭 | 4.4× | 1.6M | 33k | 1.4k | 391 |
| 43 | Jan 13, '21 | Brooklyn adding Harden to the Nets locker room | 4.0× | 0 | 95k | 14k | 731 |
| 44 | Mar 20, '25 | On @FirstTake and NFL Live today 🤗 | 4.0× | 1.4M | 33k | 591 | 813 |
| 45 | Sep 8, '25 | You know Derrick Henry is an all-timer bc even the nerds have abandoned the usual carries/age arguments when it comes to him. Like everyone just acknowledges he isn't a real person | 4.0× | 1.4M | 36k | 1.7k | 525 |
| 46 | Oct 27, '24 | The Jets are 0-3 since firing Robert Saleh and were favorites in 2 of those games. Wild. | 3.7× | 1.3M | 36k | 2.5k | 278 |
| 47 | Feb 14, '25 | He lifted that fully grown human with less effort than it takes me to pick up my toddler | 3.4× | 1.2M | 29k | 1k | 465 |
| 48 | Dec 19, '23 | View post on X | 2.9× | 1.1M | 26k | 701 | 123 |
| 49 | Mar 8, '22 | you good? | 2.9× | 0 | 76k | 5.3k | 316 |
| 50 | Oct 26, '25 | View post on X | 2.9× | 1M | 34k | 1.7k | 411 |
| 51 | Jan 5, '20 | would you rather tackle Derrick Henry or group text with someone who has Android | 2.5× | 0 | 60k | 7.3k | 152 |
| 52 | May 7, '18 | tom brady looks like he's about to ask a room full of people to suspend their disbelief and believe in the power of magic just for one night | 2.5× | 0 | 58k | 9.2k | 89 |
| 53 | Oct 3, '25 | Mac Jones tonight | 2.4× | 863k | 34k | 1.1k | 790 |
| 54 | Mar 13, '22 | the NFL every time another sport tries to have a moment | 2.0× | 0 | 53k | 5.2k | 405 |
| 55 | Jan 25, '21 | Super Bowl LV | 1.9× | 0 | 49k | 6.2k | 181 |
| 56 | Jan 24, '22 | SCREW THE SUPER BOWL GIVE US BEST OF 3 | 1.9× | 0 | 50k | 5.1k | 77 |
| 57 | Aug 15, '21 | my brain: just don’t embarrass yourself in front of Aqib Talib my body: | 1.8× | 0 | 51k | 2k | 1.1k |
| 58 | Feb 4, '18 | brady looks like the overconfident european assassin who dies in the last twenty minutes of an action movie | 1.8× | 0 | 36k | 9.6k | 5 |
| 59 | Apr 30, '22 | Taken as many snaps in the league as you, champ | 1.7× | 0 | 51k | 1.7k | 69 |
| 60 | Dec 6, '20 | some people here are confused by the Jets coverage there--I diagrammed it to make it a little clearer, hope this helps | 1.7× | 0 | 43k | 5.1k | 125 |
| 61 | May 13, '19 | Dany rejoining the Starks after taking down King's Landing like | 1.7× | 0 | 41k | 6.2k | 172 |
| 62 | Feb 10, '22 | Promises kept 🤝 | 1.7× | 0 | 46k | 2.6k | 258 |
| 63 | Jun 11, '22 | 15 mph gas 🔥🔥🔥🔥 | 1.6× | 0 | 48k | 1k | 251 |
| 64 | Jan 31, '22 | View post on X | 1.6× | 0 | 36k | 4.9k | 114 |
| 65 | Sep 10, '20 | Dak Prescott's honesty about battling depression after his brother's death will not only help countless people; it makes him a *stronger* leader, because of his authenticity and vu | 1.5× | 0 | 38k | 4.8k | 72 |
| 66 | Oct 16, '19 | A few years ago, I noticed DeAndre Hopkins wearing cleats that said "End Domestic Violence" on them and wondered why. This is his story--and the story of his mother, who has overco | 1.5× | 0 | 29k | 7.1k | 944 |
| 67 | Dec 22, '18 | this is my dream NFL team celebration someone make it happen please | 1.5× | 0 | 34k | 5.3k | 77 |
| 68 | Apr 7, '19 | don't think this occurs to most guys, so: when you get into a hotel elevator with a strange woman, try to press your button first. and if you get off on the same floor, exit the el | 1.4× | 0 | 29k | 5.1k | 269 |
| 69 | Sep 9, '22 | Pretty unfair that the Bills have a QB who is an actual buffalo | 1.4× | 0 | 36k | 3.6k | 128 |
| 70 | Jan 6, '20 | DK Metcalf cried when the Seahawks took him after he slid in the draft. Worked out pretty well for them. | 1.4× | 0 | 32k | 4.7k | 427 |
| 71 | Jun 8, '22 | The Browns bet $230 million on Deshaun Watson because they hoped everyone would just move on. But the NY Times did something that the team arrogantly refused/pretended to do: They | 1.4× | 0 | 33k | 3.5k | 643 |
| 72 | Jun 21, '20 | How are people only now learning that Kpop fans are the world’s most powerful demographic? If I was running for president the first thing I’d do is seek a BTS endorsement. | 1.3× | 0 | 32k | 4.8k | 455 |
| 73 | Sep 1, '18 | toxic masculinity | 1.3× | 0 | 31k | 5.1k | 54 |
| 74 | Nov 6, '17 | it cannot be overstated how many 2017 headlines read like @TheOnion stories from ten years ago | 1.3× | 0 | 27k | 7.3k | 0 |
| 75 | Nov 1, '21 | Cooper Rush looks he would play Carson Wentz in a movie about the Eagles' Super Bowl run | 1.3× | 0 | 36k | 2.6k | 111 |
| 76 | Jan 10, '21 | this goddamn website | 1.3× | 0 | 37k | 1.4k | 130 |
| 77 | Nov 11, '21 | Cam Newton showing up at the Panthers stadium like | 1.3× | 0 | 29k | 4.7k | 483 |
| 78 | Jan 3, '22 | Sir this is a Wendy’s | 1.3× | 0 | 31k | 1.3k | 181 |
| 79 | Jul 21, '22 | sports prom 🕺🏻 | 1.3× | 0 | 37k | 445 | 227 |
| 80 | Dec 21, '19 | handsomely | 1.2× | 0 | 35k | 1.4k | 45 |
| 81 | Jul 6, '20 | waking up every morning and seeing sports highlights from countries that took this seriously months ago | 1.2× | 0 | 29k | 4.5k | 232 |
| 82 | Feb 13, '20 | that Astros press conference | 1.2× | 0 | 30k | 3.9k | 235 |
| 83 | Sep 11, '22 | Setting my lineup even though my opponent has Josh Allen and Cooper Kupp | 1.2× | 0 | 33k | 1.5k | 559 |
| 84 | Nov 5, '21 | Aaron Rodgers said his decision to not get vaccinated was his choice for his body. He is correct—but his explanation of that choice, riddled with misinformation, will affect many p | 1.2× | 0 | 27k | 3.1k | 378 |
| 85 | Aug 9, '19 | Hard Knocks producers after reading the latest on Antonio Brown | 1.2× | 0 | 27k | 4.2k | 290 |
| 86 | Apr 10, '19 | ladies, if he: -ghosts you -tweets too much -holds a press conference where he tells the world he loves you but couldn’t break up face to face because he cares too much he’s not yo | 1.1× | 0 | 28k | 3.7k | 75 |
| 87 | Dec 16, '21 | Don’t let the Urban Meyer hoopla distract you from the fact that the @washingtonpost reported *two days ago* that Dan Snyder tried to obstruct an investigation into his alleged sex | 1.1× | 0 | 26k | 4.3k | 57 |
| 88 | Dec 18, '20 | if Marcus Mariota starts against Tua next weekend, 100% of the televisions in Hawaii might tune in | 1.1× | 0 | 32k | 1.4k | 52 |
| 89 | Dec 29, '21 | 1. He is my pick 2. I don’t have an MVP vote 3. I also don’t have a journalism degree ✌️ | 1.1× | 0 | 32k | 695 | 53 |
| 90 | Jun 29, '20 | don't mind me, just going back and reading the replies | 1.0× | 0 | 28k | 2.4k | 116 |
| 91 | Sep 6, '21 | This Brian Kelly thing is just peak 2021 stuff. Bunch of people mad about the possibility of other people being mad; very few people are *actually* mad. Everything is culture war. | 1.0× | 0 | 28k | 1.9k | 91 |
| 92 | Jan 10, '22 | This is dorky but seeing Andrew Luck smiling and thriving after walking away makes me really happy. | 1.0× | 0 | 30k | 955 | 99 |
| 93 | Oct 21, '21 | OK FINE HE'S THE MVP | 1.0× | 0 | 30k | 1.7k | 92 |
| 94 | Feb 10, '21 | View post on X | 1.0× | 0 | 27k | 2.8k | 55 |
| 95 | Mar 17, '22 | View post on X | 1.0× | 0 | 28k | 2.1k | 112 |
| 96 | Sep 23, '22 | Say *why* Watson was suspended on TV challenge | 1.0× | 0 | 28k | 1.9k | 82 |
| 97 | Nov 25, '20 | YOU’RE GONNA EAT YOUR NFC EAST FOOTBALL AND YOU’RE GONNA LIKE IT, AMERICA | 1.0× | 0 | 28k | 1.7k | 22 |
| 98 | Dec 12, '22 | Excited to see what's next for you bud! | 1.0× | 0 | 27k | 2.2k | 86 |
| 99 | Dec 29, '18 | tried to paint philip rivers this morning but I made him look like a beavis and butthead character 🥴 | 1.0× | 0 | 26k | 1.8k | 57 |
| 100 | Jan 5, '22 | Is it tho | 0.9× | 0 | 26k | 1.2k | 70 |
| 101 | Oct 15 | New pod! Previewing week 6 with @Nate_Tice 🏈 Seattle’s offensive issues 🏈 Pointspalooza in Packers Cowboys? 🏈 Caleb’s return and Marvin Harrison Jr’s fit in HOU 🎧: 📺: | 0.1× | 40k | 78 | 8 | 6 |
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