| 1 | Feb 12, '25 | There were two shooters involved in the JFK assassination. You’d think that would get bigger headlines… | 27.9× | 6.6M | 33k | 4k | 618 |
| 2 | Jul 3, '25 | Am I the only one starting to question why Israel is involved with all of our wars? Probably the same reason we had to lock up all of our gear when they came to train with us. I’m | 21.1× | 5M | 50k | 4.8k | 3.3k |
| 3 | Nov 5, '25 | Once Mamdani is sworn in, the girl bosses who voted for him should avoid the subway. Ain’t nobody comin’ to help… | 17.7× | 4.2M | 40k | 3.7k | 550 |
| 4 | May 3, '23 | Alright. The U.S. Navy is now using an enlisted sailor Drag Queen as a recruiter. I’m done. China is going to destroy us. YOU GOT THIS NAVY. I can’t believe I fought for this bulls | 16.9× | 4M | 36k | 6.7k | 367 |
| 5 | Nov 6, '24 | I’m here. That little punk is crying his eyes out right now. | 12.2× | 2.9M | 48k | 2.3k | 2.1k |
| 6 | Jan 26, '25 | I am a practicing Catholic and went to Catholic school my entire life. I will say The Rosary every day but WILL NOT go to mass again or pay the Church a single dime until they get | 10.7× | 2.5M | 53k | 6.9k | 628 |
| 7 | Jul 17, '24 | The shooter was a registered republican but now he’s dead so he’s voting democrat. | 7.2× | 1.7M | 43k | 3.8k | 485 |
| 8 | Jan 25, '25 | Good morning, Kentucky. Trump won your state by over 30%. Your zombie senator, McConnell voted against Pete Hegseth for SECDEF. He does not represent you. Clean up your house and e | 7.2× | 1.7M | 120k | 19k | 402 |
| 9 | Jul 16, '24 | I’m a sniper. We use camouflage to get into places. Kind of like registering as a republican to fly under the radar into a rally… just sayin. | 6.1× | 1.4M | 42k | 4k | 575 |
| 10 | Jan 6 | There needs to be an immediate investigation to find out if anyone in the democrat party has ties to the United States. | 6.1× | 1.4M | 51k | 6.6k | 766 |
| 11 | Jul 17, '24 | Thank God bin Laden didn’t have a slanted roof… | 5.7× | 1.3M | 44k | 5.3k | 309 |
| 12 | Jun 17, '25 | Turns out, it doesn't matter who you vote for... the bombs will just keep dropping. | 5.5× | 1.3M | 36k | 2.9k | 484 |
| 13 | Feb 8, '25 | Elon musk is not stealing anything. He’s exposing the thieves. The thieves are screaming. | 4.5× | 1.1M | 81k | 11k | 351 |
| 14 | Aug 1, '20 | The last thing Osama bin Laden saw was an American Flag. It was on my shoulder. I was standing. | 3.9× | 0 | 105k | 19k | 416 |
| 15 | Sep 15, '24 | When I was at SEAL Team Six, we called our jobs “no-fail”. We never failed. Why is our government continually failing?? They in on it? | 3.6× | 856k | 43k | 8.3k | 375 |
| 16 | Sep 12, '19 | Osama bin Laden died scared shitless. Hiding behind his wife. | 3.2× | 0 | 88k | 15k | 344 |
| 17 | Apr 17, '25 | From the river to the sea, Harvard is no longer tax-free. | 3.0× | 711k | 33k | 3.2k | 217 |
| 18 | Feb 3, '25 | The people throwing tantrums over @elonmusk not being elected are the same people that gave George Soros the presidential medal of freedom. | 3.0× | 708k | 62k | 11k | 464 |
| 19 | Nov 4, '24 | You’re not men. You’re boys. If there was no social media, you would be my concubines. | ⚡ 2.9× | 65.8M | 46k | 2.9k | 8.8k |
| 20 | Oct 11, '25 | He didn’t get the Nobel Peace Prize but he DID prove that Hamas is easier to negotiate with than democrats. | 2.9× | 675k | 39k | 3.9k | 458 |
| 21 | Aug 16, '20 | Taylor Swift has made millions of dollars on how she ALWAYS chooses the wrong man. She just endorsed Joe Biden... | 2.4× | 0 | 62k | 11k | 126 |
| 22 | Apr 11, '22 | I recommend teaching your boys to be men before their teachers teach them to be women. | 2.3× | 0 | 67k | 11k | 209 |
| 23 | Mar 9, '22 | Republicans just agreed to spend $14 Billion to defend Ukraine’s border. They refused $4 Billion to defend ours. | 2.3× | 0 | 56k | 14k | 242 |
| 24 | Sep 7, '18 | Do you know who you’re talking to? | 2.2× | 0 | 48k | 14k | 349 |
| 25 | Oct 2, '21 | The big issue with natural immunity is that nobody gets rich. | 2.1× | 0 | 57k | 11k | 221 |
| 26 | May 23, '20 | 19 people in Chicago died this week from Covid-19 related gunshot wounds. They will be voting by mail. | 2.1× | 0 | 51k | 13k | 168 |
| 27 | Feb 17, '22 | Quick reality check. | 2.0× | 0 | 57k | 10k | 117 |
| 28 | May 30, '22 | It’s not the gun. It’s the evil. Raise your damn kids. Take them to church. Spank them when they deserve it. Be good to your neighbors. Throw this woke shit out of the window. Fire | 2.0× | 0 | 51k | 8.9k | 267 |
| 29 | Dec 23, '21 | BREAKING: There is a new medication for Omicron. It's called NyQuil. | 2.0× | 0 | 59k | 7.7k | 167 |
| 30 | Feb 22, '22 | Now would be a good time to crank up the Keystone pipeline. And secure our own border. | 1.9× | 0 | 56k | 8.3k | 48 |
| 31 | Jun 10, '20 | You know who else destroys statues? ISIS, al Qaeda and The Taliban. | 1.9× | 0 | 44k | 13k | 93 |
| 32 | Aug 29, '20 | I’ve needed doctors and nurses. I’ve needed truck drivers and grocery clerks. I’ve never needed a point guard. | 1.8× | 0 | 51k | 9.2k | 67 |
| 33 | Jan 27, '22 | Last year, 105 congressmen bought and sold nearly $290 million worth in stock. They beat the S&P 500. It’s almost like they cheated. | 1.8× | 0 | 47k | 11k | 142 |
| 34 | Sep 12, '21 | 20 years after 9/11. The Taliban controls Afghanistan. The guy who killed bin Laden is on a no-fly list. | 1.8× | 0 | 44k | 11k | 330 |
| 35 | Jan 12, '22 | We have food shortages and inflation here. Our government is sending over $300 million to the Taliban. Put that in your gas tank this morning. | 1.8× | 0 | 44k | 11k | 136 |
| 36 | Dec 6, '22 | Before the election is stolen tomorrow, I’d like to mention that I’ve been to Georgia. A lot. It’s not blue. Neither is Arizona. | 1.7× | 0 | 47k | 6.8k | 70 |
| 37 | Feb 4, '22 | Glacier National Park had signs up warning that the glaciers would be gone by 2020. Ya know, climate change. They’re gone now… the signs. Not the glaciers. | 1.7× | 0 | 47k | 9.4k | 271 |
| 38 | Feb 6, '21 | “If fascism ever comes to America, it will come in the name of liberalism.” -Ronald Reagan | 1.7× | 0 | 45k | 9.4k | 161 |
| 39 | Jan 2, '22 | Twitter had deleted @joerogan interviews with Dr. Robert Malone and Dr. Peter McCullough. Why do you think that is? | 1.7× | 0 | 45k | 8.2k | 150 |
| 40 | Feb 24, '22 | Want to know who is very nervous right now? Taiwan. | 1.7× | 0 | 51k | 5.9k | 180 |
| 41 | Jan 25, '22 | Keep in mind: politicians will start foreign wars to distract us from domestic issues. | 1.7× | 0 | 47k | 8.2k | 83 |
| 42 | Nov 13, '22 | It doesn’t take this long to count the votes. It does take this long to find out how many more you need. | 1.6× | 0 | 42k | 7.7k | 87 |
| 43 | Sep 7, '20 | Listen up, media. | 1.6× | 0 | 40k | 11k | 246 |
| 44 | Oct 27, '19 | If you’re the House Intel Chairman and are not told about the raid to kill the world’s #1 terrorist ... you might be a leaker. @RepAdamSchiff | 1.6× | 0 | 40k | 10k | 35 |
| 45 | Jun 23, '20 | Derek Chauvin was a Democrat. His union is democrat. His chief is a democrat. His mayor is a democrat. His representative in the house: democrat. Both senators from Minnesota are d | 1.6× | 0 | 36k | 11k | 337 |
| 46 | Jun 13, '22 | I’m going to watch the hearing about the 13 service members who were murdered during our botched Afghanistan withdrawal. Oh wait, there won’t be one. | 1.6× | 0 | 41k | 8.2k | 71 |
| 47 | May 1, '20 | 9 years ago right now, 23 dudes were fucking some shit up. | 1.6× | 0 | 44k | 6.1k | 102 |
| 48 | Sep 29, '21 | We go into debt. They threaten to shut down. They increase the debt. They raise taxes. They go into more debt. They threaten to shut down. We pay more in taxes. They spend more. We | 1.5× | 0 | 41k | 8.1k | 109 |
| 49 | Feb 7, '21 | Just remember: The people who told you that walls and guns don’t work have surrounded themselves with walls and guns. | 1.5× | 0 | 39k | 9.7k | 113 |
| 50 | Sep 11, '21 | It’s very early on September 11th, 2021. Your kids are asleep. Get up and go look at them. Kiss and love your wife. Remember those who can’t do this. Never Forget. | 1.5× | 0 | 45k | 6k | 59 |
| 51 | Feb 8, '18 | A military parade is third world bullshit. We prepare. We deter. We fight. Stop this conversation. | 1.5× | 0 | 34k | 9.4k | 5 |
| 52 | Apr 29, '22 | Good news! The government is going to tell us what is true and what isn’t! Seems legit… | 1.5× | 0 | 44k | 4.9k | 52 |
| 53 | Jan 20, '21 | “If fascism ever comes to America, it will come in the name of liberalism” -Ronald Reagan | 1.5× | 0 | 39k | 8.6k | 165 |
| 54 | May 23, '22 | Remember when suburban moms didn’t want to vote for Trump because “he was mean”? Remember when suburban moms used to be able to buy baby formula? | 1.4× | 0 | 41k | 6.1k | 51 |
| 55 | Mar 18, '22 | A lot of right-wing conspiracies sure are turning out to be true. | 1.4× | 0 | 43k | 5.4k | 92 |
| 56 | Jun 6, '20 | The real anti-fascists stormed the beaches and climbed the cliffs at Normandy 76 years ago so we could be free. | 1.4× | 0 | 37k | 8.1k | 44 |
| 57 | Oct 31, '22 | Instead of piling up on @elonmusk just release the security footage of the Pelosi house. That will clear everything up, right…? | 1.4× | 0 | 40k | 4.5k | 45 |
| 58 | Nov 18, '19 | You said “no” to the bin Laden raid. Then you announced “SEAL Team Six” when we did it. I still had my body armor on when you turned my life around. How dare you... | 1.4× | 0 | 33k | 9.5k | 106 |
| 59 | Dec 12, '20 | Not one person shutting down your business has missed a single paycheck. Media included. | 1.4× | 0 | 39k | 6.7k | 74 |
| 60 | Feb 2, '22 | The further I get from war, the more I realize what a shame it is that so many have been killed and maimed by suits in DC who have never risked anything. | 1.4× | 0 | 40k | 5.9k | 79 |
| 61 | Aug 19, '20 | Democrats refuse to condemn ANTIFA. They do condemn the My Pillow guy. Let that sink in... | 1.4× | 0 | 35k | 8.8k | 74 |
| 62 | Sep 12, '20 | Today we are all Americans. Except ANTIFA. Fuck ANTIFA. | 1.4× | 0 | 42k | 4.9k | 40 |
| 63 | May 11, '22 | How much baby formula could we buy with $40 Billion. I’m betting it’s a lot. | 1.4× | 0 | 39k | 4.8k | 25 |
| 64 | Jun 9, '20 | People losing their jobs because of what they tweet is proof that free speech is dead. | 1.3× | 0 | 35k | 7.1k | 88 |
| 65 | Apr 30, '22 | I believe in four things: Red, White, Blue and fucking term limits. | 1.3× | 0 | 43k | 3.5k | 17 |
| 66 | Jul 1, '20 | Dear cities getting destroyed: You elected these people. | 1.3× | 0 | 35k | 7.6k | 46 |
| 67 | Dec 4, '20 | 19-year-olds don’t have the mental capacity to understand the student loans they signed, but 4-year-olds can decide their gender. Got it. | 1.3× | 0 | 33k | 7k | 229 |
| 68 | Sep 9, '21 | Am I the only one who’s had enough of this shit? | 1.3× | 0 | 39k | 3.7k | 36 |
| 69 | Jul 31, '20 | The DNC is requesting $50 Million for security at their convention in Milwaukee. Taxpayer money. How about we just spring $100 for some “Gun-Free Zone” signs? Should be good... | 1.3× | 0 | 31k | 7.6k | 52 |
| 70 | May 31, '22 | If you have blue / purple hair, I’m not hiring you. | 1.3× | 0 | 39k | 1.9k | 85 |
| 71 | Jun 28, '20 | I could watch this all day... | 1.3× | 0 | 31k | 6.4k | 361 |
| 72 | Sep 12, '21 | Joe Biden was booed at Ground Zero yesterday. I guess not one of the “81 million people” showed up. | 1.3× | 0 | 38k | 5.4k | 69 |
| 73 | Aug 1, '20 | Hey, @NBA ... when I took a knee, I didn’t put a towel down. I wasn’t shooting hoops. I was shooting terrorists. Have a nice “game”. | 1.3× | 0 | 34k | 6.7k | 77 |
| 74 | Sep 13, '20 | These are not peaceful protests. These are terrorists. Someone is funding them. | 1.2× | 0 | 33k | 6.3k | 29 |
| 75 | Oct 12, '21 | This will get “fact-checked”, but whatever. | 1.2× | 0 | 30k | 8k | 138 |
| 76 | Dec 31, '19 | Our Embassy asked for help. They got it. Weird. | 1.2× | 0 | 30k | 6.9k | 88 |
| 77 | Aug 8, '20 | Antifa doesn’t have the stones to show up at Sturgis. | 1.2× | 0 | 33k | 4.7k | 19 |
| 78 | Jun 13, '20 | Wanna know what happens when everyone gets a participation medal??... Seattle. | 1.2× | 0 | 32k | 6.4k | 39 |
| 79 | Feb 9, '22 | They admit masks don’t work. They admit masks are seriously impairing children. Why is there even a debate? | 1.2× | 0 | 34k | 4.8k | 59 |
| 80 | Jun 6, '22 | I don’t think we have a gun problem. I think we have a crazy problem. | 1.1× | 0 | 32k | 3k | 35 |
| 81 | Jun 17, '20 | Good cops are walking off the job. Be very careful of what you demand. | 1.1× | 0 | 32k | 5.7k | 31 |
| 82 | May 30, '20 | You wanted Somalia. You got it. @IlhanMN | 1.1× | 0 | 30k | 6.4k | 68 |
| 83 | Jul 15, '21 | This country is suffering from systemic stupidity. | 1.1× | 0 | 33k | 4.4k | 35 |
| 84 | Dec 18, '21 | If you think someone else's money is "your fair share'', you are part of the problem. | 1.1× | 0 | 33k | 4.3k | 49 |
| 85 | Oct 1, '21 | I’ve been traveling through Pennsylvania for the past few days. I have yet to meet a Biden voter. | 1.1× | 0 | 32k | 3.3k | 35 |
| 86 | Aug 9, '22 | I’ll give you 87,000 reasons why Monday’s raid should concern you. | 1.1× | 0 | 31k | 3.8k | 33 |
| 87 | Feb 13, '22 | It’s frightening how the media is pushing an unnecessary war. | 1.1× | 0 | 32k | 3.9k | 41 |
| 88 | Sep 21, '21 | We generally have about 2,500 Navy SEALs. It takes time to get to certain levels. Hundreds are leaving because of nonsense. | 1.1× | 0 | 30k | 5.1k | 97 |
| 89 | May 3, '22 | And just like that, leftists know what a woman is. | 1.1× | 0 | 33k | 3.6k | 33 |
| 90 | Nov 4, '20 | Isn’t it weird how fast they are calling blue states but totally stalling on red? | 1.1× | 0 | 31k | 3.9k | 38 |
| 91 | May 6, '22 | Ever notice that Chuck Schumer, Al Sharpton, Nancy Pelosi & Jesse Jackson are rich as shit and you aren’t?… weird… | 1.1× | 0 | 31k | 4.1k | 20 |
| 92 | Jun 21, '20 | Remember when we could joke and laugh? That was cool... | 1.0× | 0 | 30k | 4.3k | 32 |
| 93 | Dec 26, '19 | 'I don't want any officers' — Trump held private meetings with enlisted troops to candidly discuss the war in Afghanistan | 1.0× | 0 | 26k | 5.6k | 88 |
| 94 | Dec 23, '20 | Our new “COVID relief” bill includes $10M for gender studies in Pakistan. I know a few restaurant owners in NYC who didn’t hide bin Laden... | 1.0× | 0 | 29k | 4.8k | 41 |
| 95 | Dec 22, '21 | This new variant sounds a lot like a cold. Odd for cold season. | 1.0× | 0 | 31k | 3.6k | 39 |
| 96 | Aug 28, '20 | Don’t show up to a gunfight with skateboard. | 1.0× | 0 | 30k | 3.6k | 37 |
| 97 | Jul 7, '20 | If Minneapolis gets federal funding to rebuild, I’ll never pay taxes again. | 1.0× | 0 | 27k | 4.9k | 26 |
| 98 | Nov 26, '20 | I’d rather die on my feet than live on my knees. I’m also eating dinner with my family today. | 1.0× | 0 | 32k | 2.5k | 21 |
| 99 | Oct 27, '19 | Hey scumbag, tell bin Laden I said what’s up. | 1.0× | 0 | 28k | 4k | 42 |
| 100 | Apr 27, '22 | When conspiracy theories turn out to be true, they cease being theories. | 0.9× | 0 | 30k | 2.9k | 28 |
| 101 | Dec 19, '20 | When I get asked for proof of vaccination, I’ll simply say, “I don’t need an ID, I’m just here to vote.” | 0.9× | 0 | 29k | 3k | 44 |
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