| 1 | Jan 9, '25 | I did not realize drinking a hot beverage when you’re cold actually makes you warmer physically I thought people just liked hot drinks bc of the vibe | 605× | 24.9M | 249k | 5.3k | 8.9k |
| 2 | Nov 5, '25 | “hey! just bumping this in case you didn’t see it!” | 325× | 13.4M | 280k | 12k | 28k |
| 3 | Oct 10, '25 | it’s been 2 years since I stopped seeing my lash lady and today I got this text should I go back to her | 36× | 1.5M | 15k | 65 | 219 |
| 4 | Oct 14, '25 | I went back | 27.6× | 1.1M | 35k | 140 | 845 |
| 5 | Jan 9, '25 | this might change my life | 25.4× | 1M | 22k | 59 | 100 |
| 6 | Mar 28, '23 | before I make a scene can y’all confirm that this date would mean this document isn’t expired am I crazy | 17× | 699k | 5k | 8 | 34 |
| 7 | Jan 10, '25 | wtf yall this is embarrassing pls stop i understand now | 14.1× | 579k | 9.9k | 19 | 47 |
| 8 | Nov 10, '25 | bf brought me a hot fudge sundae should I father his children | 14× | 576k | 8k | 58 | 203 |
| 9 | Jan 28, '23 | i am so violently hungover i want to cry | 13.4× | 552k | 3.1k | 6 | 4 |
| 10 | Jul 3, '25 | it’s bc the sexual tension became too strong | 11.3× | 467k | 15k | 115 | 407 |
| 11 | Nov 15, '25 | do u guys think LeBron is mad at me | 11.2× | 463k | 17k | 225 | 243 |
| 12 | Jul 12, '23 | imagine having to fill up ur own tire when u literally have a bf … | 9.6× | 395k | 3.3k | 17 | 12 |
| 13 | Jul 14, '25 | frew up again | 9.5× | 393k | 5.1k | 19 | 44 |
| 14 | Apr 7, '23 | is it just me or does Twitter push the most ludacris incel-driven chronically online transphobic insufferable bullshit on all y’all’s for you pages too | 8.8× | 364k | 6.6k | 150 | 26 |
| 15 | Jul 3, '23 | i have angered the americans | 8.8× | 361k | 3k | 6 | 7 |
| 16 | Nov 4, '25 | I am officially becoming a spurs fan | 8.4× | 345k | 5.2k | 82 | 158 |
| 17 | Feb 2, '23 | third shelf ????? | 8.1× | 332k | 3.8k | 6 | 16 |
| 18 | Jan 23, '25 | chat do I need to go get this checked out | 7.9× | 325k | 3.6k | 9 | 32 |
| 19 | May 30, '23 | bf play game i drinky drink | 7.4× | 305k | 3.2k | 4 | 23 |
| 20 | Oct 15, '25 | I’m not even joking someone brought a harmonica on the plane for their child as a toy | 7.2× | 296k | 18k | 315 | 294 |
| 21 | Jun 30, '25 | naw this shit is incredible life is worth living | 7.2× | 295k | 4.6k | 46 | 105 |
| 22 | Nov 4, '25 | if my bf thinks I’m a hufflepuff does that mean he thinks I’m stupid | 7.0× | 287k | 4.3k | 19 | 86 |
| 23 | Jan 31, '23 | wish i had an ice cream rn one that looks like this 🍦tho not this 🍨 | 6.7× | 276k | 3.1k | 17 | 5 |
| 24 | Jul 14, '25 | frew up | 6.6× | 273k | 4.9k | 12 | 31 |
| 25 | Oct 25, '23 | to the girl that asked me to draw a heart to get tattooed at TC I am haunted bc I feel like I did a bad job do you want me to draw something else or have you already gotten it or w | 6.5× | 269k | 2.9k | 7 | 20 |
| 26 | Nov 10, '25 | View post on X | 6.4× | 263k | 5k | 34 | 98 |
| 27 | Aug 29, '25 | I will no longer experience calorie deficits | 6.2× | 257k | 3.4k | 19 | 55 |
| 28 | Jul 10, '25 | if qt and I were to sing a duet what do u guys think it should be lol | 5.8× | 239k | 3.9k | 8 | 44 |
| 29 | Apr 19, '23 | dinner | 5.6× | 231k | 2.9k | 7 | 11 |
| 30 | Jul 6, '23 | just cried for an hour straight bc of burn out so im cancelling my keeping stream on friday see you next week | 5.3× | 217k | 3.1k | 2 | 3 |
| 31 | Jun 30, '25 | WHY HASNT ANYONE EVER TOLD ME ABOUT WALLACE AND GROMIT OMG | 5.0× | 207k | 4.8k | 28 | 94 |
| 32 | Jul 24, '25 | tony stark was able to build this in a cave with a box of SCRAPS | 4.8× | 199k | 3.7k | 36 | 49 |
| 33 | Apr 20, '25 | THE ROCK WAS A WRESTLER ??? | 4.8× | 197k | 3.6k | 24 | 42 |
| 34 | Jun 25, '25 | sign this pls | 4.8× | 197k | 3.6k | 157 | 99 |
| 35 | Apr 26, '25 | heads up this is not me and if u think I dm’ed or added you on discord I promise I didn’t!! | 4.7× | 195k | 4.1k | 25 | 32 |
| 36 | Sep 14, '25 | I frew up | 4.1× | 169k | 3.5k | 19 | 26 |
| 37 | Jun 18, '25 | uber driver is a man and he’s playing classical music it’s ggs | 4.1× | 167k | 3.6k | 5 | 36 |
| 38 | Oct 29, '25 | got blood drawn this morning and nobody gave me a lollipop after this world is sick | 4.1× | 167k | 6.9k | 127 | 56 |
| 39 | Jan 14, '25 | I heard people were being mean about the hot drink tweet but I just skimmed and I .. if something that unserious and silly makes u viscerally angry u need to address that w a profe | 3.9× | 161k | 4.8k | 40 | 38 |
| 40 | Mar 12, '23 | just now going to bed bc qt and I recorded an entire episode recapping today. trying to put it on the patreon tomorrow. rly cool to see everyone so excited about it being back. tha | 3.9× | 160k | 3.6k | 10 | 6 |
| 41 | May 4, '25 | I did this braid smile | 3.8× | 158k | 6.3k | 21 | 109 |
| 42 | Apr 28, '22 | say it with me: if you think you hate everyone, you should eat if you think everyone hates you, you should sleep | 3.8× | 0 | 9.5k | 637 | 220 |
| 43 | Nov 5, '25 | I saw this pic on Twitter today of an orange cat squinting one eye and I wanted to save it and it disappeared and I can’t find it anywhere does anyone know what I’m talking about I | ⚡ 3.4× | 13.9M | 9.1k | 55 | 527 |
| 44 | Dec 22, '22 | dwip🐶 | 3.3× | 136k | 2.9k | 11 | 25 |
| 45 | Oct 22, '25 | girls if u didn’t wake up to this text from ur bf dump him | 3.3× | 136k | 3.6k | 39 | 57 |
| 46 | Nov 6, '25 | due to unforeseen circumstances I will now be glazing Victor Wembanyama forever | 3.1× | 128k | 3.1k | 53 | 47 |
| 47 | Jan 26, '25 | at my first Waffle House and this is the best waffle I’ve ever had what the heck | 2.9× | 118k | 4.3k | 16 | 48 |
| 48 | Apr 22, '22 | View post on X | 2.8× | 0 | 7.9k | 62 | 82 |
| 49 | Oct 16, '24 | imagine donating him to goodwill (he is mine now) | 2.3× | 97k | 6k | 63 | 85 |
| 50 | Aug 13, '21 | think he just realized | 2.3× | 0 | 6.6k | 69 | 26 |
| 51 | Jul 7, '22 | formally announcing that I’ve lost it | 2.2× | 0 | 6.1k | 238 | 14 |
| 52 | Jun 8, '25 | female driver btw | 2.2× | 91k | 3.2k | 19 | 66 |
| 53 | Apr 3, '22 | TRIPLE DIGITS BBBBB | 2.0× | 0 | 5.7k | 10 | 33 |
| 54 | Mar 8, '22 | View post on X | 2.0× | 0 | 5.8k | 39 | 18 |
| 55 | Mar 2, '22 | watching a show guess what it is | 1.9× | 0 | 5.5k | 15 | 48 |
| 56 | May 1, '22 | View post on X | 1.8× | 0 | 5.4k | 23 | 46 |
| 57 | Jun 15, '22 | alarming dm | 1.8× | 0 | 5.2k | 31 | 23 |
| 58 | Apr 18, '22 | need new friends asap | 1.8× | 0 | 5.1k | 21 | 37 |
| 59 | Aug 13, '21 | esfand learning how to take care of a dog: | 1.7× | 0 | 4.9k | 59 | 19 |
| 60 | Dec 21, '21 | View post on X | 1.6× | 0 | 4.7k | 48 | 40 |
| 61 | Sep 23, '21 | View post on X | 1.5× | 0 | 4.3k | 11 | 14 |
| 62 | Aug 8, '21 | GOOD FRIEND | 1.4× | 0 | 4.2k | 12 | 10 |
| 63 | Mar 19, '22 | View post on X | 1.4× | 0 | 4.2k | 18 | 14 |
| 64 | Feb 16, '22 | just frew up at the olive garden | 1.4× | 0 | 4.1k | 38 | 10 |
| 65 | Sep 15, '22 | Pain | 1.4× | 0 | 4.2k | 9 | 8 |
| 66 | Oct 22, '21 | ive made it | 1.4× | 0 | 4.1k | 12 | 14 |
| 67 | Aug 30, '21 | a series of me trying to play cup pong with my family | 1.4× | 0 | 3.9k | 34 | 21 |
| 68 | Mar 10, '22 | View post on X | 1.3× | 0 | 3.9k | 17 | 20 |
| 69 | Jul 21, '22 | he wants in thetub | 1.3× | 0 | 3.8k | 52 | 31 |
| 70 | Jul 5, '21 | DINO TATTOOOOOOO | 1.3× | 0 | 3.9k | 8 | 9 |
| 71 | Apr 26, '22 | what the fuck is with men and making so much eye contact everywhere is it bc I’m a woman or do y’all do this to each other ?? | 1.3× | 0 | 3.5k | 26 | 28 |
| 72 | May 9, '21 | college maya | 1.3× | 0 | 3.7k | 17 | 41 |
| 73 | Jul 21, '21 | View post on X | 1.3× | 0 | 3.6k | 45 | 10 |
| 74 | Mar 2, '22 | my body is a temple | 1.2× | 0 | 3.4k | 48 | 70 |
| 75 | Apr 20, '22 | played fortnite until 4am what is happening to me | 1.2× | 0 | 3.5k | 18 | 10 |
| 76 | Apr 6, '22 | does anybody else spam the close door button in an elevator if they hear someone coming so you don’t have to ride alone w them or am I a bad person | 1.2× | 0 | 3.4k | 29 | 5 |
| 77 | Aug 5, '22 | i frew up at the big time rush reunion concert | 1.2× | 0 | 3.5k | 23 | 11 |
| 78 | Dec 11, '22 | just got PUSHED at a bar and fell on a guy and then stepped on his Jordan’s bc I fell and he YELLED at me fuck his Jordan’s hope he steps in gum | 1.2× | 0 | 3.4k | 9 | 16 |
| 79 | Nov 22, '22 | View post on X | 1.2× | 0 | 3.4k | 5 | 14 |
| 80 | Mar 14, '22 | kids need to grow up | 1.2× | 0 | 3.4k | 35 | 6 |
| 81 | Mar 10, '22 | I cried doing my taxes today🤙 | 1.2× | 0 | 3.5k | 12 | 6 |
| 82 | Jun 1, '21 | ready for madden w the boys | 1.2× | 0 | 3.4k | 31 | 12 |
| 83 | Jan 8, '22 | WHY BABY FEET IN ELEVATOR | 1.2× | 0 | 3.3k | 29 | 14 |
| 84 | Feb 18, '22 | blessed | 1.1× | 0 | 3.3k | 17 | 8 |
| 85 | Aug 19, '21 | very few thoughts still | 1.1× | 0 | 3.2k | 60 | 21 |
| 86 | Mar 12, '22 | View post on X | 1.1× | 0 | 3.3k | 28 | 10 |
| 87 | Nov 20, '21 | this account has too many followers leave | 1.1× | 0 | 3.1k | 2 | 5 |
| 88 | Sep 24, '21 | 2014 lol | 1.1× | 0 | 3.1k | 9 | 14 |
| 89 | Mar 11, '22 | View post on X | 1.0× | 0 | 3.1k | 7 | 7 |
| 90 | Dec 18, '21 | not being able to sleep bc ur stressed about being tired the next day>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> | 1.0× | 0 | 2.9k | 77 | 14 |
| 91 | May 13, '22 | sister just asked if I know pop smoke irl | 1.0× | 0 | 3k | 5 | 11 |
| 92 | May 11, '22 | it’s 11:11 my wish is prezoh | 1.0× | 0 | 3.1k | 12 | 6 |
| 93 | Jul 21, '21 | pouts when he’s put to bed at night | 1.0× | 0 | 3k | 21 | 12 |
| 94 | Aug 13, '21 | friends | 1.0× | 0 | 2.9k | 32 | 15 |
| 95 | Nov 20, '21 | a man just asked me if I wanted to fight him ????? | 1.0× | 0 | 3k | 4 | 4 |
| 96 | Apr 2, '22 | slick is in prison | 1.0× | 0 | 2.9k | 10 | 5 |
| 97 | Oct 2, '21 | i am nervous for tomorrow | 1.0× | 0 | 2.9k | 9 | 5 |
| 98 | Oct 3, '21 | View post on X | 1.0× | 0 | 2.9k | 8 | 9 |
| 99 | Jul 10, '22 | the lady next to me on the plane got me a cookie while I was sleeping and gave it to me when we landed😭 | 1.0× | 0 | 2.9k | 7 | 9 |
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