| 1 | Dec 9, '24 | imagine the name of a fake restaurant right now. there is a 50% chance it already exists in Toronto, Canada | 49.6× | 12.1M | 43k | 2.3k | 3.1k |
| 2 | Dec 22, '22 | that’s exactly how i would collect them and im not even a geologist | 37.5× | 9.2M | 131k | 5.5k | 1.5k |
| 3 | Feb 13, '25 | he looks like if Einstein discovered 4loko | 36.7× | 9M | 203k | 13k | 4.6k |
| 4 | Sep 22, '25 | who thought this was ok to have at charlie kirks memorial? disgusting. | 32.8× | 8M | 61k | 1.7k | 8.4k |
| 5 | Oct 9, '25 | yeah the 6 piece combo president #fatass 😂🤦♂️ | 27.5× | 6.7M | 282k | 18k | 6.2k |
| 6 | Aug 1, '25 | switched to candles and my life has changed completely | 26.8× | 6.6M | 135k | 1.8k | 3.5k |
| 7 | Dec 5, '24 | jacket expert here: those are different jackets. | 25.9× | 6.3M | 224k | 8.9k | 2.8k |
| 8 | Sep 29, '25 | i went to high school with tilly norwood and she said the n word all the time | 25× | 6.1M | 247k | 9.3k | 3.8k |
| 9 | May 13, '24 | salt is literally the most important seasoning in the kitchen | 24.1× | 5.9M | 180k | 5k | 1.6k |
| 10 | Aug 1, '23 | the worst thing about this is that you cant explain to people who dont skate how kooky this trick is. this is the skateboarding equivalent of jingling keys | 21.5× | 5.3M | 45k | 1.4k | 1.1k |
| 11 | Sep 26, '23 | if you tried to do this to me id beat the fuck out of you | 19.6× | 4.8M | 40k | 1.4k | 902 |
| 12 | Jul 2, '21 | how is skateboarding going to be in the olympics if you cant smoke weed | 17.5× | 0 | 516k | 53k | 2.3k |
| 13 | Jul 7, '24 | why does the soccer goalie wear a different shirt do they not fw him? | 17.3× | 4.2M | 113k | 5.5k | 2.5k |
| 14 | Mar 7, '23 | ive been doing this soooo wrong | 15.5× | 3.8M | 76k | 2.7k | 688 |
| 15 | Jul 13, '24 | wasnt as funny as shane gills said it would be | 13.5× | 3.3M | 63k | 2.9k | 1.3k |
| 16 | May 27, '23 | taste like fuckin shit @Elfbar | 13.5× | 3.3M | 59k | 3.3k | 623 |
| 17 | Feb 19, '23 | has someone been throwing this guy down the stairs every time i see a photo of him he looks like he got his shit rocked | 13.2× | 3.2M | 43k | 1.1k | 488 |
| 18 | Feb 3, '25 | he is going to be on euphoria as a student | 13× | 3.2M | 79k | 3.6k | 1.2k |
| 19 | Aug 28, '20 | because it is funny | 12.2× | 0 | 356k | 39k | 1.6k |
| 20 | Feb 27, '25 | buddy, it delights patrick in the usa! | 11.4× | 2.8M | 133k | 5.3k | 2.7k |
| 21 | Jul 21, '24 | jesus fucking christ. the day just gets worse. | 11.3× | 2.8M | 44k | 1.8k | 832 |
| 22 | Sep 25, '25 | fighting against groceries when your name is literally “ate a lunch” | 10.1× | 2.5M | 78k | 2.1k | 1.2k |
| 23 | Jun 24, '20 | this is how the news should be. no headline. no context. you fuckin fugure it out | 9.8× | 0 | 280k | 33k | 1.9k |
| 24 | May 1, '23 | thats just someones house | 9.7× | 2.4M | 36k | 503 | 495 |
| 25 | Jan 9, '24 | (trying really hard to do gay slang) yup, that mother is a cunt and she shits in the toilet. | 9.3× | 2.3M | 54k | 4k | 1.5k |
| 26 | Aug 1, '24 | look up tom and jerry dumb ass | 8.9× | 2.2M | 73k | 2.7k | 977 |
| 27 | Dec 27, '22 | before my girlfriend leaves the house she puts on “Norm MacDonald Jokes Compilation” so I dont bite the sofa or tear up the rug | 8.9× | 2.2M | 54k | 3.3k | 807 |
| 28 | Nov 18, '23 | real big fan of Olaf. Never seen him before. | 8.7× | 2.1M | 42k | 1.5k | 1.2k |
| 29 | Dec 1, '24 | yes because we would be wearing the same outfit | 8.6× | 2.1M | 55k | 1.4k | 1.1k |
| 30 | Jun 7, '24 | i have been mentally preparing for this to be the worst game in the world. i know i will be hurt. | 8.6× | 2.1M | 33k | 1.6k | 808 |
| 31 | Jan 10, '21 | i take no pleasure reporting this, but scientists have found a crazier frog | 8.0× | 0 | 242k | 21k | 1.3k |
| 32 | Oct 2, '24 | for jimmy Carters birthday he will be going on Hot Ones! | 7.6× | 1.9M | 55k | 1.6k | 788 |
| 33 | Feb 24, '24 | all my friends hate coming over because this is my living room | 7.0× | 1.7M | 52k | 1.3k | 1.1k |
| 34 | Dec 4, '24 | BEAUTIFUL: they are flying a patagonia vest at half mast to honor the fallen CEO ❤️ | 6.0× | 1.5M | 52k | 2.6k | 1.2k |
| 35 | Jul 20, '24 | its so cool that elon has pretty much turned twitter into a gore website… | 5.5× | 1.4M | 47k | 1.7k | 1.7k |
| 36 | Dec 7, '21 | its healthy to mumble “i want to kill myself” at the grocery store when you remember something you said 5 years ago | 5.0× | 0 | 149k | 13k | 1.8k |
| 37 | Jun 21, '24 | View post on X | 4.5× | 1.1M | 35k | 1.9k | 894 |
| 38 | May 12, '21 | I guess this is how I find out I’m unemployed next year :/ Im the guy who hit the interns with the cattle prod | 4.3× | 0 | 141k | 6.8k | 745 |
| 39 | May 10, '25 | wishing i could share this tropical paradise with you @DojaCat | 4.2× | 1M | 37k | 1.5k | 698 |
| 40 | May 29, '21 | if I spend $10 on sprite it better kill me | 4.0× | 0 | 117k | 11k | 825 |
| 41 | Aug 11, '25 | venue did not let me in bc my ID is expired. If I was under 21 and I looked like this I would have kill myself | 3.9× | 964k | 60k | 993 | 803 |
| 42 | Jul 26, '24 | you know who else is having a brat summer? my nephew tyler! he bit a kid at summer school | 3.9× | 963k | 44k | 1.7k | 490 |
| 43 | Feb 25, '22 | every three months I think too hard about eating meat and realize how disgusting and inhumane it is then like two hours later I go to Taco Bell and order the Fat Fucking Idiot Comb | 3.7× | 0 | 112k | 8.1k | 1.5k |
| 44 | Dec 23, '24 | Non Aesthetic Things | 3.6× | 890k | 36k | 493 | 508 |
| 45 | Nov 30, '24 | girlfriends at the flea market: | 3.6× | 879k | 41k | 1.2k | 893 |
| 46 | Aug 28, '20 | if I jaywalk a cop should shoot me sixteen times in the head. facts. | 3.4× | 0 | 100k | 10k | 383 |
| 47 | Sep 26, '21 | soo i did a thing 😃 | 3.2× | 0 | 102k | 4.5k | 623 |
| 48 | Sep 30, '21 | dont ever day “its giving ___ vibes” about me. im not giving any energy. im taking energy away. im a negative force in this world. im evil | 3.1× | 0 | 88k | 11k | 1.1k |
| 49 | Sep 13, '20 | your honor, my client only did that because he thought it was funny | 3.1× | 0 | 90k | 9.5k | 540 |
| 50 | Mar 30, '21 | crazy to realize that Kermit was just a name guys had before it was the name of a famous frog | 3.1× | 0 | 97k | 5.8k | 430 |
| 51 | Mar 28, '21 | you are not going to believe what I found in my pad thai | 3.0× | 0 | 102k | 2.5k | 269 |
| 52 | Nov 14, '24 | wait…why does this make me want to gamble on stake .com? | 2.9× | 698k | 37k | 824 | 326 |
| 53 | May 15, '21 | if I spend more than $50 at a restaurant i should be allowed to go in the managers office and play on their computer | 2.7× | 0 | 82k | 6.6k | 368 |
| 54 | May 29, '19 | me watching the guy at subway make the subs | 2.7× | 0 | 70k | 12k | 673 |
| 55 | Sep 30, '24 | dont ever let anyone tell you you cant make a difference in this world! | 2.5× | 620k | 34k | 1k | 638 |
| 56 | Nov 10, '21 | beer should cost $1.00 | 2.5× | 0 | 76k | 6.7k | 159 |
| 57 | Apr 28, '20 | sometimes girls will post something with the caption “The chaotic energy in this photo” and its just a pic of their friend lisa holding a four loko and a red bull in a finished bas | 2.5× | 0 | 77k | 5.6k | 513 |
| 58 | Aug 19, '20 | like 75% of viral tweets now are just stuff someone needs to tell a therapist | 2.5× | 0 | 76k | 5.7k | 304 |
| 59 | Dec 21, '21 | the matrix is a movie about the hottest people in the world using the computer | 2.4× | 0 | 74k | 6k | 684 |
| 60 | Dec 14, '21 | If you are experiencing Covid-19 symptoms, knock it off. You are killing the vibe. | 2.4× | 0 | 76k | 4.9k | 335 |
| 61 | Sep 27, '22 | im really invested in the drama surrounding a guy who looks like this | 2.4× | 0 | 77k | 1.9k | 1k |
| 62 | Oct 6, '21 | roommates going through another phase :/ | 2.3× | 0 | 77k | 2.9k | 364 |
| 63 | Aug 10, '21 | wow why is he doing this | 2.3× | 0 | 74k | 3.7k | 401 |
| 64 | Apr 17, '25 | yeah no fuckin shit | 2.3× | 562k | 45k | 1k | 1k |
| 65 | Mar 30, '21 | putting this on my bed frame and hitting it like a hamster’s water bottle | 2.2× | 0 | 68k | 5.3k | 598 |
| 66 | Aug 25, '21 | yeah I have Havana Syndrome. Im Havana nother beer lol | 2.2× | 0 | 67k | 5.6k | 695 |
| 67 | Dec 12, '21 | handing the guy at the liquor store a fake ID that says im 15 years old | 2.1× | 0 | 69k | 2.6k | 337 |
| 68 | Oct 16, '22 | i think the people liking and retweeting this should be turned into a nutritional paste that we feed animals at the zoo | 1.9× | 0 | 60k | 3.3k | 1.3k |
| 69 | Mar 29, '20 | lmao | 1.9× | 0 | 57k | 4.2k | 823 |
| 70 | Aug 27, '21 | my favorite spongebob quote | 1.8× | 0 | 57k | 4.2k | 427 |
| 71 | Jul 13, '22 | i think JFK did all that stuff for attention and so he could get the airport named after him | 1.8× | 0 | 55k | 4.2k | 469 |
| 72 | Jan 12, '22 | no he fucking didnt | 1.8× | 0 | 59k | 2.1k | 192 |
| 73 | Apr 21, '20 | i hate sex so much its unreal | 1.7× | 0 | 51k | 5.3k | 456 |
| 74 | Mar 7, '22 | why? | 1.7× | 0 | 55k | 2.6k | 311 |
| 75 | May 1, '22 | just open it now. who gives a fuck… | 1.7× | 0 | 55k | 2k | 282 |
| 76 | Jun 21, '20 | in tony hawks pro skater 3 you can grind a pirate flag on skater island and unlock a pirate ship | 1.6× | 0 | 48k | 5.2k | 328 |
| 77 | Sep 10, '21 | LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO | 1.6× | 0 | 46k | 5.3k | 438 |
| 78 | Dec 12, '22 | (creep - radiohead) cause i am pete im peter griffin holy crap this is freakin sweet i live in quahog | 1.5× | 0 | 43k | 5.1k | 1.3k |
| 79 | Aug 25, '20 | this scene was never in uncut gems. I think this just happened on set | 1.5× | 0 | 47k | 3.3k | 651 |
| 80 | Oct 14, '22 | i fucking hate how warm and inviting my best friends smile is. i cannot fucking stand how pleasant my good buddy is | 1.5× | 0 | 45k | 3.1k | 930 |
| 81 | Dec 23, '21 | you take me to a spot where the beer gets more expensive as i drink, im gonna piss inside your car | 1.5× | 0 | 45k | 3.4k | 285 |
| 82 | Mar 23, '21 | so depressing that this is the jobs kids want now. | 1.4× | 0 | 42k | 4.1k | 389 |
| 83 | Jan 5, '22 | texting my chef friends and saying “i love fresh ingredients” then texting my rat friends and saying “i love to eat trash” | 1.4× | 0 | 43k | 2.5k | 312 |
| 84 | Nov 9, '21 | ohio is mad beautiful this time of year | 1.3× | 0 | 42k | 2.4k | 260 |
| 85 | Jul 9, '20 | i want to hot box the car with them | 1.3× | 0 | 35k | 4.5k | 305 |
| 86 | May 31, '20 | tear gas is illegal to use in war but it’s perfectly fine for Frank Delviccio, a 350 pound 43 IQ cop from Long Island to throw it in a crowd of people in the street | 1.2× | 0 | 35k | 4.8k | 209 |
| 87 | Jul 27, '20 | (daft punk harder better faster stronger voice) COVID Nine teen killed my Uncle | 1.2× | 0 | 37k | 2.9k | 635 |
| 88 | May 19, '20 | girls make fun of 3 in 1 body wash because there jealouse of how much free time it gives guys to play with there friends on the computer | 1.2× | 0 | 36k | 3.9k | 214 |
| 89 | Sep 7, '22 | another day using y=mx+b | 1.2× | 0 | 39k | 2.3k | 224 |
| 90 | Sep 22, '22 | Mia Goth is the perfect name for that lady | 1.2× | 0 | 38k | 1.9k | 399 |
| 91 | Mar 24, '22 | scariest thing that ever happened to me was when I went to a bookstore on acid without knowing that Bill Clinton was speaking there | 1.1× | 0 | 37k | 1.1k | 278 |
| 92 | Sep 21, '22 | any tattoo artists willing to cover up this tattoo i got last week for free. i just heard some awful news :/ | 1.1× | 0 | 37k | 878 | 211 |
| 93 | Jun 13, '21 | lots of negativity regarding my article. | 1.1× | 0 | 34k | 1.6k | 256 |
| 94 | Jun 25, '20 | wow. they are removing Italian People from Dungeons and Dragons. I cannot belive this. | 1.0× | 0 | 30k | 3k | 259 |
| 95 | Oct 21, '21 | funniest intrusive thought i have been having lately is picking up a rat or pigeon off the street. i will end up doing it eventually. | 1.0× | 0 | 32k | 1.6k | 212 |
| 96 | Feb 1, '21 | "dad are you the sopranos" | 1.0× | 0 | 31k | 2k | 175 |
| 97 | Oct 22, '21 | ready for a wild night… | 1.0× | 0 | 32k | 1.6k | 230 |
| 98 | Nov 21, '21 | the scariest thing about iCarly is that it could happen in real life | 1.0× | 0 | 30k | 1.8k | 193 |
| 99 | Dec 15, '20 | I have also been accused of this by many of my middle school bullies | 1.0× | 0 | 31k | 1.3k | 191 |
| 100 | Jun 9, '20 | scooter handle | 0.9× | 0 | 29k | 1.8k | 74 |
| 101 | Jan 26, '19 | patrick | 0.2× | 0 | 5.6k | 383 | 85 |
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