gabriel shapiro

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corpsec attorney, now tokenizing companies at @MetaLeX_Labs ex-BigLaw Buyside Tech M&A (Weil, Hogan Lovells) ex-@Delphi_Labs GC @BrownUniversity grad

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1Nov 9, '22CFTC and Democrats were palling around with SBF, suing DAOs and devs, decrying the scourge of DeFi and plotting to regulate websites and wallet APIs while FTX played with customer 88.8×03.9k1k174
2Oct 29, '25even giga-rich pro athletes are subject to this kind of humiliation from their women nowadays, crazy work80.1×879k38k2k1.8k
3Aug 25, '23Proposed treasury regs for crypto asset 'brokers' just dropped and do indeed explicitly characterize various persons involved in DeFi (including operators of websites that communic69.5×763k672159166
5May 23, '24alpha on why ETH isn't mooning: -->only 19b-4s approved, not S-1s -->approval was by division of trading/markets on 'delegated authority' -->means a commissioner can challenge in n59.5×652k1.6k285581
6Dec 2, '23ETH vs SOL the real issues, a thread53.9×591k1.1k1991.2k
8Feb 16, '23whew lad, lots to digest in the SEC lawsuit vs Do Kwon and Terraform Labs right off the bat, a very interesting fact is that the SEC is being more thorough than usual--specifically47.3×519k717185185
9Aug 2, '24we got the psyops girl now it's over for team blue35.8×392k1.9k49264
11Feb 26, '23now that Gensler has made clear he regards every single token (including stablecoins) other than BTC as securities under U.S. law, can we start asking "what is the plan here?" some30.2×331k674158165
13Jun 7, '22okay, so here are my quick thoughts on the Lummis bill:23.1×0761223214
14Oct 19, '22I have long been a believer in transparency and open discussion of the future of cryptolaw. Accordingly, I have obtained a copy of a draft of the notorious DCCPA circulating secret22.9×0740237151
15Oct 26, '21If you talk to lawyers in the space who are working on SEC defenses for DeFi projects, one of the biggest issues is that internal chats/communications (discoverable by SEC) lapse i21.6×0855176146
16Apr 22, '25again I must stress, I respect the hustle and skill that went into Solana & I understand the worldview & premises behind it & think there is some chance they could be correct, but 21.2×233k1.2k11893
17Nov 7, '22it's dicta, but here the LBRY judge reasons that even if team is completely silent about efforts--no promises, no contracts--but premines tokens, that alone creates a sufficient ex21.2×071916678
18Nov 18, '22SEC thought they were gangsta; then the Bahamanian Securities Commission walked onto the yard18.8×095411341
19Dec 10, '22if you make your blockchain into a bundle of contracts with "constitutions" etc., govts/courts/law enforcement will treat them accordingly--immutability is not legal cryptosystems 18.3×070711446
20Oct 28, '24unpopular opinion: all of Ethereum's "problems" would be "solved" if the EF just hired a good marketing department and Vitalik RT'd one great project from the Ethereum ecosystem pe18.2×199k92680152
21Jan 21, '25A lot of good people are crashing out on and off the timeline right now, some who got rich from crypto, some who never made it after years in the industry (both versions are repres17.8×195k991137288
22Feb 27, '24Many of you have asked what I've been working on in recent months. It's called MetaLeX. Signifying a movement beyond (μετα-) law (-lex), MetaLeX is devoted to cybernetic law soluti17.6×193k653103101
23Apr 14, '23an absolutely blistering dissent from @HesterPeirce that will likely be remembered by history16.9×186k74818386
24Nov 11, '22`The recent collapse of a major crypto exchange proves that the bill we were colluding with the owner of that crypto exchange to draft after he spent $40M in political bribes to ge16.8×076216224
25Jul 2, '23go ahead, keep pretending that the Prometheum CEO, Robinhood CEO, & DeepFuckingValue aren't all the same exact guy wearing different funny costumes they have played us for abso16.3×179k1k10137
26Apr 18, '22Today, @Delphi_Digital submitted to the SEC our strong objections to the SEC's recent proposed amendments to Reg ATS, which, in part, seek to re-define all "communications protocol16.2×075515743
27May 11, '22I'll join the pain train. Yes, I got completely wiped out to after-taxes negative net worth from Terra. Weirdly, although I'm pretty pessimistic and depression prone as a person, I16×01k1136
28Aug 19, '22from talking to lawyers and devs for the last two weeks re: sanctions stuff, I think USGoV has won Andre Cronje's prediction that DeFi will divide into "regulated DeFi" and "badlan16×069810183
30Aug 4, '22I now completely understand how OG Bitcoin maxis became the way they are. When you witness scam after scam, you just want to go all-in on something that has standards and a track r15.4×08906811
31May 19, '25Ethereum will not abandon self sovereignty to take scaling shortcuts, this is what sets it apart.15.2×167k7258116
32May 9, '24Robinhood has every possible securities license, TradFi securities relationship, an army of traditional securities lawyers, etc., and even THEY can't figure out how to offer crypto14.6×160k73516292
33Nov 4, '24don't worry, we got this now lads13.7×150k1.1k7437
34Aug 25, '22I sold my ETH at $30 to pay my student loans. I've paid AMT multiple years. Unmarried no dependents. No COVID relief funds. Worked extremely hard for years and can't even afford a 13.2×07353413
35Feb 13, '25starting to think dis crazy trump guy is un-psyoppable12.8×140k7262338
36Apr 11, '22a massively underrated aspect of Terra is the huge leap in UX from having a stablecoin as a gas token; it's just so much more intuitive, people like it12.2×07007011
37Aug 24, '24Had no idea the EF is spending $100M / year-- but they seem to be dumping even more than that. It's clearly not being spent with a strong enough focus on maximizing ETH value, or a11.1×122k71294147
38Nov 5, '25it's honestly hilarious, we basically had true DeFi professionalized to an insane level when you look at Uniswap, Curve, Aave, and Yearn decentralized/autonomous, transparent, some11×121k1.1k96105
39Jun 13, '24a lot of people are saying they want to donate to Joe Biden's campaign with crypto, but they're nervous it will be traced to them and they'll be shamed by @twobitidiot for doing so10.3×113k7459522
40Jun 11, '24very interesting feature of the ZK token....not to do a "premine" or "treasury mine" as such...much cleaner from a tax/legal POV imo than holding some huge % in a DAO treasury, whi8.3×91k2342975
41Jun 18, '24interesting points from cobie...we might see the meta change...8.3×91k39336114
42Jun 18, '24seems like a smart strategy--set airdrop wallet $ fairly high, don't waste time or weeks/months of attention on more exact sybil-detection, launch when market is low, realize farme8.0×88k2341927
43Nov 10, '25once worked for a BigLaw firm where in our particular office, all the women were older (40s+) or frumpy for years the older matronly office manager responsible for staff hiring got7.6×83k91619179
44Jan 2, '23this is it. this is the world now.7.5×82k71211847
45Jun 10, '24a propos of absolutely nothing, if a client got me to ~8 fig wealth I would simply not leave them in their time of greatest need when all the advice I got paid for is actually fina6.7×73k1531213
46Jun 11, '24this is the type of atty/client relationship I'm looking for...6.5×71k2253012
47Jun 11, '24I'm rooting Shkreli on this one. The case seems pretty weak as well.5.3×59k107198
49Jan 22, '25I have no inside baseball on this but Konstantin is consistently one of the highest-integrity founders/investors in the space and an ETH diamond-hand, so this would be unfathomably5.2×57k7374622
50Jun 19, '24I get this a lot and the answer is that everyone in crypto in the U.S. is assigned a lawyer, and that lawyer is your handler if you don't have a lawyer, you're assigned Adam Cochra4.9×54k1621810
51Jun 10, '24what "code is law" really means and why it remains an important ethos of DeFi no, it was never a prediction of how the legal system would view code--i.e., no one was ever so stupid4.7×52k1041750
52Aug 31As a corporate lawyer, I've been incorporating companies for 17 years, & it's a mess. Somehow we really got robots & AI before a halfway decent startup app. So I built it m4.4×49k3033696
54Jun 12, '24this is my breakfast, you cannot compete with this4.1×45k150187
55May 22, '25we love you @VitalikButerin3.9×43k8943315
56Jun 11, '24FWIW I did predict SEC would drag its heels a bit on the S-1 approvals...it will ultimately get approved though and I bet it won't be much longer (July?)3.8×42k84145
57Jun 10, '24these are my top clients, ngl I don't even think they know what paying a bill is3.7×40k7873
58Jun 12, '24brb, adding a "weekend in jail" perq to the @MetaLeX_Labs engagement letter3.6×39k58116
59Jun 10, '24View post on X3.6×39k3562
60Jun 12, '24don't be a cuck; side with the side that supports you...if they betray you later, withdraw your support and offer it to others simple as3.5×39k7797
61Jun 12, '24believe me, I am no fan of Terra, TFL or Do these days--I still have not recovered financially or mentally or reputationally from falling prey to Do's nonstop psyops that being sai3.4×37k1302310
62Jun 18, '24no need to say, we already know the culprit-- only David Hirsch could mastermind something so diabolical....3.3×36k106199
63Jun 18, '24no govt agency can keep up with this scale, it is why securities laws need a complete reform or special subrules for crypto... it is also why the SEC can only use one strategy for 3.2×35k1041410
64Jun 18, '24buy & burn is GOATed study Nikolai... honestly, you can not do better than Nikolai for decentralized autonomous system design; he had it wired3.1×34k861314
65Jun 12, '24it is very interesting that the determination of investment contract status is based on what the public reasonably expects, yet the SEC somehow always needs oceans of private infor3.0×33k91219
66Jun 18, '24localhost 8545 raising pre-seed KOL bridge round at $500M pre-money3.0×33k58144
67Jun 19, '24🚨🚨🚨 TODAY IS WORSE THAN 9/11 FOR CRYPTOLAWYERS✈️ ✈️ ✈️ 💥💥💥SHKRELI INSULTED PALLEY ON SPACES 🌌🌌🌌 💯💯💯WE NOW SUPPORT PLEASUREDAO, NO MATTER HOW RETARDED🥴🥴🥴 😡😡😡WE DO 3.0×32k3203410
68Jun 18, '24I beat the allegations.2.9×32k103178
69Jun 20, '24this is the kind of attorney/client relationship I am looking for2.9×32k102172
70Oct 12, '24turns out it was tradfi, not crypto, funding fentanyl2.8×31k7397428
71Jun 12, '24some great info here...2.8×30k51115
72Jun 19, '24I have two kind of category-defining things coming out soon showing how cybernetic law should be done. Think after that I'll take a long break from personally drafting big complex 2.7×29k104166
73Jun 13, '24want to do basically anything on the internet that could possibly be accessible to or used by Russians? yeah, you're gonna need a license for that current Dem leadership makes Demo2.5×28k124249
74Jun 19, '24I don't say this sort of thing often but huge props to the @Consensys legal team. They went into attack mode and played this whole thing beautifully...2.4×26k310283
75Jun 13, '24if I didn't want to get sued by the SEC over my memecoin I would simply not shill it on the literal floor of the New York Stock Exchange2.3×26k140197
76Jun 18, '24lawyers way ahead of the game on this one... measuring life in priced 6 minute increments? been there!2.3×25k82128
77Jun 18, '24today @cyberfund has published its thesis for @MetaLeX_Labs ... we are privileged to have a supporter who has thought through our product so deeply & shares the vision, and thi2.3×25k59165
78Jun 19, '24hopefully SEC capitulation on ETH signals we're back in "sufficient decentralization" William Hinman land for determining such matters nature is healing. . .2.3×25k166173
79Jun 13, '24F2.2×25k52126
80Jun 13, '24what an insane rug...holders might as well send it to $0 as revenge2.2×25k72135
81Jun 13, '24"ETH is an app store" sounds absolutely cringe and redacted but I'm honestly so far removed from the normie mind at this point I can't assume it's the wrong marketing ploy... anywa2.2×24k1041411
82Jun 18, '24EVERY DAY WE STRAY FURTHER FROM GOD* *a healthy LTV on our Aave positions2.1×24k66114
83Jun 13, '24crypto-X: ewww how dare that one guy who never sold a token to VCs and remains perma-bullish on his own protocol and saved himself from liquidation for years finally get liquidated2.1×23k99226
84Jun 13, '24the FTX bankruptcy plan seems utterly insane, corrupt and self-contradictory...seems it's getting rammed through after professionals have plundered all they reasonably can...2.1×23k85174
85Jun 13, '24if you think this is bad, just wait till the entire market structure is bifurcated under two different regulators (SEC and CFTC) in two separate markets for each token depending on2.1×23k75136
86Jun 19, '24me, @post_polar_ @DrNickA and @apolynya are the cypherpunk rebels worth delegating some $ZK to for a bit of governance diversity2.1×23k50132
87Jun 13, '24You're bearish? Trump just ignited an international Bitcoin mining arms' race and you're bearish??!!!2.1×23k81136
88Jun 19, '24seeennnd ittt!!!2.0×22k99113
89Jun 13, '24hearing rumors Trump will support a bill to slap "Made in America" on every UTXO mined in the U.S.2.0×21k84123
90Jun 13, '24this is the kind of chad crypto needs believe in something you cowards1.9×21k63174
91Jun 13, '24okay @PleasrDAO take the "DAO" out of your name rn1.9×21k3772
92Jun 19, '24bro am I like the only dude in crypto who can't make $100M bets as a flex 😭1.9×21k11192
93Jun 13, '24just need a girl who thinks like this to fix me1.9×20k71145
94Jun 13, '24you actually could've been donating crypto to Biden this entire time1.9×20k49123
95Jun 13, '24get ready for Solana KOLs to suddenly be cool with Stage 0 L2s bwahaha1.9×20k51115
96Jun 19, '24wow I'm really downbad, I had no idea, you're telling me this for the first time...1.8×20k38101
97Jun 19, '24very normal behavior to deposit the proceeds of a whitehat hack into TornadoCash immediately afterwards.... "all part of the service...white-glove, all-inclusive..."1.8×20k176205
98Jun 19, '24fellas is it gay to bet less than 10 figures?1.6×18k66121
99Jun 19, '24TIL I'm gay1.5×17k2951
100Jun 13, '24F...had some bangers in the last 24h but just wasn't enough to stay in the top 50, sorry bros I tried1.1×12k100174

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