| 1 | Oct 23, '25 | Zero print in sweats no wonder Nancy was the #PARKINGLOTDEMON | 43.6× | 9.7M | 76k | 4.2k | 5k |
| 2 | Mar 10, '25 | In high school, we had our minecraft server, we had one guy. He was our resource guy. He would mine for hours. We would tell him that's enough, we have enough, come up, come build | 41.6× | 9.2M | 397k | 15k | 20k |
| 3 | Aug 9, '25 | This is the worst thing that’s ever happened to me | 40.9× | 9.1M | 269k | 6.3k | 4.9k |
| 4 | Oct 15, '25 | I like how the Young Republicans all store their groyped mass in their central torso. They look like they've been genetically engineered to survive golf cart crashes | 28.6× | 6.4M | 55k | 3.1k | 2.3k |
| 5 | Dec 9, '23 | Imagine watching your oldest son get his brain devoured from the inside out by cancer and then The Dark Gooner steps in to fill his place | 22.4× | 5M | 64k | 3.2k | 3.1k |
| 6 | Aug 22, '25 | Mom loading screen tips | 22.1× | 4.9M | 206k | 9.2k | 5.9k |
| 7 | Dec 20, '24 | Bartender plucked my glasses off my head and cleaned them with her shirt and then put them back on my head mid conversation yesterday | 21.7× | 4.8M | 232k | 5.4k | 7.6k |
| 8 | Feb 24, '25 | I met two cartel guys in prison who would sit in bed and watch live footage of alien dissections in a warehouse in the Sonoran Desert for 18 hours a day, i kept trying to get the l | 18.6× | 4.1M | 145k | 5.4k | 9.1k |
| 9 | Nov 9, '24 | If I was president i'd be drunk dialing that contact list so hard. coming home blacked outon espresso martinis tweaking on the phone with the king of thailand. 4 in the morning on | 18× | 4M | 87k | 3.9k | 4k |
| 10 | Feb 19, '25 | When I was 13 i was in a lot of minecraft survival servers i was on skype making beautiful castles with 38 year old men that lived in trailer parks they were like Man never ever ge | 17.9× | 4M | 167k | 5.9k | 7.5k |
| 11 | Jun 7, '24 | “Fapping” is one of the most disgusting words that you can use. I hope it just disappears. its claustrophobic and swampy. It sounds like a cheap cafeteria mustard packet. Compares | 17.8× | 4M | 47k | 3.1k | 2.8k |
| 12 | Aug 15, '24 | Alien is the best horror movie because most of the first half of the movie is the crew pressing buttons and flicking switches. But they’re fantastic buttons, they look very clicky | 16.5× | 3.7M | 39k | 3.5k | 1.4k |
| 13 | May 30, '25 | Evil fortress here | 15.9× | 3.5M | 184k | 6.2k | 4.5k |
| 14 | Jun 24, '23 | remembering my filipino roommate jon from freshman year. he played Apex every night until 6AM and slept with the lights on. ate every meal in the room. once i got him to drink the | 15.4× | 3.4M | 41k | 954 | 1.5k |
| 15 | Oct 9, '25 | I bought this stupid-ass horsey shirt at a thrift store for $6. I wore it to my favorite biker bar exactly once and now every time I walk in they call me “The Congressman” | 13.9× | 3.1M | 92k | 1.9k | 2.8k |
| 16 | Apr 5, '23 | Imagine getting chunked out by a hand that has pressed play on Brockhampton thousands of times | 12.8× | 2.8M | 40k | 1.7k | 1.2k |
| 17 | Jan 1, '25 | Trump seems like he would be really impressed if you assembled a PC in front of him, he'd be like "That's the motherboard? Everything goes on it, that makes sense. It just goes rig | 12.5× | 2.8M | 100k | 3.5k | 4k |
| 18 | Mar 1, '25 | folded my slice in half and ate it in 3 bites at the pizza place & random toddler across the room stared at me eyes wide, awestruck, proceeded to repeat the exact sane maneuver | 12.4× | 2.7M | 238k | 9.4k | 5.4k |
| 19 | Nov 13, '24 | I really like the idea that you can become powerful and wealthy just by keeping a strange creature locked in your house | 12.3× | 2.7M | 90k | 2.6k | 5.4k |
| 20 | Jan 12, '25 | Texting gf “All quiet on the menstrual front?” and immediately getting jaw blown apart by a sniper on an adjacent apartment building | 12.3× | 2.7M | 151k | 7.8k | 8k |
| 21 | Dec 26, '24 | My cousin has invented a man called "Insane Richard" to tell his family stories about his drug related debauchery, but the family's in on it too, they keep saying "Can we meet this | 12.2× | 2.7M | 150k | 4.8k | 6.5k |
| 22 | Feb 27, '25 | The only time I have experienced "FOMO" in my life is when I got kicked out of a vietnamese sandwich restaurant at 11:30PM so the illegal vietnamese uncle gambling games could star | 12.2× | 2.7M | 171k | 6.4k | 5.2k |
| 23 | Mar 22, '25 | Morning routine 5:34 AM: get inside the poop tub 5:36 AM: Hover in front of minion | 11.6× | 2.6M | 101k | 5k | 2.8k |
| 24 | Jun 2, '24 | Remembering when my dad was laid off for a month, he started watching Chinese news, not english language reporting on Chinese, just watching Chinese language news on youtube with z | 10.9× | 2.4M | 71k | 2.1k | 2.9k |
| 25 | Feb 10, '25 | Grave goods always get me because this is 400 BC, this is a skull of a young girl, eight years old or something. Think about how much time all those took to make. Somebody loved he | 9.7× | 2.2M | 46k | 3k | 4.2k |
| 26 | Jan 23, '23 | Awesome how it takes weeks to get used to waking up early and then you can just piss it all away in one night by watching youtube gnome sightings in South America until 3 am | 9.5× | 2.1M | 71k | 10k | 1.3k |
| 27 | May 16, '25 | The irrepressible human instinct to drop some shit in /all chat | 9.4× | 2.1M | 68k | 3k | 2.8k |
| 28 | Oct 17, '24 | Read the news about the one direction guy and around 30 minutes later, walking outside, i see two campus security guards talking and pointing, one goes, "that building right there, | 9.3× | 2.1M | 112k | 4.3k | 3.6k |
| 29 | May 23, '23 | Old man in public library is watching gladiator clip by clip on youtube while his wife sits next to him reading a magazine and frowning. On this floor a homeless man is reading pri | 8.9× | 2M | 34k | 1.4k | 1.1k |
| 30 | Jun 25, '23 | If i was married i’d wake her up with “huh? what was that” 7-8 times a night | 8.8× | 2M | 44k | 2.8k | 964 |
| 31 | Dec 18, '22 | (Getting defensive) Clown college has a lot of really fucking cool electives actually | 8.5× | 1.9M | 50k | 5.4k | 571 |
| 32 | Jun 2, '23 | married men usually have to find something to tinker with to prevent insanity, old guys have an old car to work on, middle age guys love building a home theater or a hi-fi audio sy | 8.4× | 1.9M | 27k | 1.4k | 1.2k |
| 33 | May 18, '23 | Back home for the summer tried to pay for my kebab at the pakistani restaurant but the guy said “for free, since you back brother” | 8.3× | 1.8M | 51k | 1.5k | 1k |
| 34 | Jun 1, '23 | Song has an extended instrumental outro | 7.9× | 1.8M | 37k | 2.1k | 1.2k |
| 35 | Jan 20, '25 | View post on X | 7.8× | 1.7M | 85k | 4.6k | 2.6k |
| 36 | Jul 12, '24 | in middle school my gym teacher paused class for 20 min to outline a detailed scenario in which all the boys work together to stop an active shooter he was like "we're not sitting | 7.6× | 1.7M | 58k | 1.9k | 2.1k |
| 37 | May 17, '23 | This was the coolest summer internship you could get back then | 7.3× | 1.6M | 51k | 2.4k | 1.4k |
| 38 | Mar 6, '24 | told my parents to check out curb your enthusiasm. Backfired | 7.1× | 1.6M | 48k | 1.1k | 1.7k |
| 39 | Jun 6, '23 | reading about this italian guy that washed up on an island and lived in an abandoned world war II bunker for like 40 years and then got kicked out. they don’t want you to contempla | 7.0× | 1.6M | 32k | 1.6k | 1.2k |
| 40 | Jun 27, '23 | “not gonna lie bro shorty was irksome” “she was a mild irritant?” “shortys presence was exasperating” “shorty plagued you?” “i found myself vexed” | 7.0× | 1.5M | 37k | 4.6k | 1.8k |
| 41 | Dec 17, '24 | Teaching a grey alien how to drive stick in a 1994 Mazda Miata. "I love how she corners," he remarks, "Not that dissimilar from flying an orb." I say, "You're right. You're absolut | 6.9× | 1.5M | 39k | 3.8k | 2.3k |
| 42 | Jun 14, '25 | Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid | 6.8× | 1.5M | 67k | 5k | 4.3k |
| 43 | Feb 26, '25 | Continually baffled at how many jobs you could get in the first half of the 20th century by just aggressively hanging out at a location | 6.8× | 1.5M | 66k | 2k | 2k |
| 44 | May 4, '24 | Elder scrolls loading screen text | 6.7× | 1.5M | 32k | 2.2k | 630 |
| 45 | Dec 16, '24 | You look exuberant today my slime | 6.7× | 1.5M | 42k | 5.8k | 2.3k |
| 46 | Feb 20, '23 | Look at his eyes. He knows philosophy and mathematics beyond our current comprehension | 6.3× | 1.4M | 33k | 1.4k | 453 |
| 47 | Feb 20, '25 | You never went chalice for chalice with a real goblet sipper bro i can tell | 6.0× | 1.3M | 44k | 4.8k | 1.9k |
| 48 | Dec 30, '23 | I asked my dad’s buddy why he’s so well read and laid back and just chilling all day he told me the SEC banned him from ever working for a publicly traded company again | 6.0× | 1.3M | 27k | 882 | 1.4k |
| 49 | Nov 14, '21 | nice 400lb squat bro she just let me hit cuz i’m goofy | 6.0× | 0 | 152k | 12k | 2.8k |
| 50 | Jun 7, '23 | White boys after two weeks on arrakis | 5.9× | 1.3M | 26k | 1.8k | 564 |
| 51 | Jun 18, '23 | the saddest thing about people posting their dad on father’s day is you get to see the decline in american fashion in real time even the dorkiest dads were wearing the freakiest sh | 5.3× | 1.2M | 33k | 997 | 552 |
| 52 | Feb 13, '25 | My friend told me that he experiences a phenomenon that he calls "Chinese recurrence," in which the same guys keep showing up in his life except they are Chinese the second time ar | 5.2× | 1.2M | 61k | 2.5k | 4.2k |
| 53 | Jun 11, '25 | Gavin newsom (sealing me into combat mech) When you're up there... think about me. Think about california Me: I will never forget you sir | 5.0× | 1.1M | 34k | 2.5k | 1.9k |
| 54 | Sep 23, '24 | My coworker has a speech disorder thats similar to tourettes but instead of interjecting curse words he slides made-up chinese proverbs in between his sentences, like "i'll get tho | 4.7× | 1M | 51k | 2.9k | 3.9k |
| 55 | Dec 1, '23 | My dad is teaching me life lessons | 4.6× | 1M | 33k | 981 | 832 |
| 56 | Aug 21, '23 | Mom just took fall damage | 4.3× | 950k | 44k | 3.2k | 451 |
| 57 | Dec 31, '24 | Ive never seen it before but Hot Ones kinda seems like something the Greeks would warn you about, where some sort of mythological entity challenges you to a chicken eating contest | 3.9× | 861k | 60k | 3.2k | 1.7k |
| 58 | Jun 1, '22 | *sends you a spotify link* (sexually) | 3.9× | 0 | 90k | 12k | 2.1k |
| 59 | Dec 15, '24 | This one time I was really drunk in downtown LA and I decided to smoke cigarettes with some random Chinese guys outside a hotel. I don’t even smoke cigarettes but it felt like the | 3.6× | 788k | 32k | 649 | 1.5k |
| 60 | Feb 19, '25 | God... What a beast. I have no idea. | 3.5× | 767k | 32k | 1.1k | 769 |
| 61 | Nov 8, '25 | The message of the Great Gatsby is to crash out over a girl and kill yourself. The author is telling you to do that directly in the book. That's the message of that book and many o | 3.4× | 763k | 43k | 4.7k | 2.6k |
| 62 | May 19, '22 | Rich chinese kids operate on different physics. Never show up to class or submit any work, always pass. Drive their AMGs 95 mph in the parking lot, never hit anyone. Eat mcdonalds | 3.4× | 0 | 87k | 4.7k | 4.1k |
| 63 | Jan 24, '25 | Sometimes you get posed a fascinating quandary and you have no choice but to stroke the Reflection Sac | 3.3× | 723k | 28k | 2.5k | 1.8k |
| 64 | Apr 5, '22 | there is an earth shattering moment in every white boys life when he discovers UNIQLO | 3.2× | 0 | 81k | 4.5k | 2.9k |
| 65 | Apr 19, '25 | NASA: “THERE IS NO WAR ON EUROPA.” | 3.1× | 684k | 34k | 2.3k | 1.2k |
| 66 | Jul 7, '25 | Entering medieval tavern through time travel machine after 6 years rigorous training to blend in perfectly, sitting down, ordering, biting into a wing and it's literally 1:1 wingst | 3.1× | 679k | 48k | 1.8k | 1.8k |
| 67 | Sep 4, '22 | I just know she could carry dozens of tankards of ale across the tavern floor without spilling a single drop | 3.0× | 0 | 81k | 3.5k | 2.3k |
| 68 | Aug 14, '22 | Most music critics fail to consider if the song goes hard in the car or not | 3.0× | 0 | 79k | 6.1k | 712 |
| 69 | Apr 29, '22 | some of you say things that should never be uttered in public for like 8 likes | 2.9× | 0 | 74k | 5.3k | 862 |
| 70 | Dec 21, '24 | Picking my son up from school "How was school today" "It was OK dad, if you ignore all the Tricknology and Yakubian deception" | 2.9× | 634k | 32k | 2k | 1.9k |
| 71 | Jan 20, '25 | Finding one of these in the dive bar toilet | 2.5× | 548k | 27k | 1.3k | 634 |
| 72 | Jan 28, '22 | if you grew up in america you probably almost died in the woods when you were 14 or 15 it’s a universal experience | 2.4× | 0 | 59k | 4.3k | 756 |
| 73 | Jul 4, '25 | You ever get invited to a random guys house and you feel like youre inside the source engine | 2.2× | 494k | 27k | 1.3k | 1.6k |
| 74 | Nov 10, '22 | The entire plot of Lord of the Flies happened to me in the bathroom of the Lego Store in Manhattan | 2.2× | 0 | 57k | 4.3k | 1.3k |
| 75 | Apr 19, '25 | I have no fucking clue what green looks like anymore | 1.8× | 405k | 34k | 1.2k | 1.4k |
| 76 | Oct 6, '22 | Cops busted me for felony possession of various knickknacks and doohickeys | 1.8× | 0 | 43k | 5.5k | 513 |
| 77 | Sep 22, '22 | In 7th grade I would refuse to eat actual food during lunch and instead would drink 4-6 cartons of chocolate milk, and then shit it all out in a liquid slurry a one hour later. Sti | 1.8× | 0 | 50k | 1.5k | 815 |
| 78 | Jan 14, '22 | America lacks good “hanging out on rooftop” culture | 1.7× | 0 | 46k | 2.7k | 398 |
| 79 | Apr 14, '22 | Its crazy how some of you guys are prescribed stimulants that would give a Sumerian priest telekinesis and you use it to be in 8 twitter group chats at once | 1.6× | 0 | 41k | 3.6k | 1k |
| 80 | Sep 21, '22 | That was hillarious bro, I can’t wait to tell my strange 58 year old coworker about it | 1.6× | 0 | 42k | 3.2k | 394 |
| 81 | Sep 21, '22 | In high school there was was a jolly greek guy who owned a deli and used to sell us blunt wraps but would constantly pester us if were getting pussy or not. Anyway one day he said | 1.5× | 0 | 41k | 1.9k | 1.1k |
| 82 | Mar 8, '22 | the male version of cutting your bangs in a moment of crisis is doing like 22 push-ups in your childhood bedroom | 1.5× | 0 | 41k | 2k | 532 |
| 83 | Nov 30, '22 | I think about the star wars guy with headphones glued on a lot. I bet his deep house playlist goes crazy | 1.5× | 0 | 40k | 2.2k | 627 |
| 84 | Jul 7, '22 | there are only three types of boomer rock comments a.) LOVE FROM ARGENTINA b.) Im 6 but this is osome b.) Love this song… My son henry was killed in a horrific highway accident off | 1.4× | 0 | 37k | 2.9k | 622 |
| 85 | Jul 1, '22 | caught my son with ‘Frog’ memes on his laptop and immediately shipped him off to an underground fight club in Brazil. Let’s see how much his ‘frens’ can help him when he faces off | 1.4× | 0 | 30k | 5.2k | 1.1k |
| 86 | Nov 6, '22 | Guy at this breakfast place rn is plowing through a tall stack (14?) of pancakes while watching police chase footage compilations on youtube on like 2X speed | 1.4× | 0 | 38k | 1.4k | 600 |
| 87 | May 14, '22 | Just met someone named “Leaf” i asked them if they were non-binary they were like nah my parents just listen to the Grateful Dead | 1.3× | 0 | 37k | 1.5k | 410 |
| 88 | Mar 25, '22 | my moms uncle in india is like 6 foot 6 and only lifts weights that look like these during the day and at night he smokes a shit ton of ganja and then drinks an entire thermos full | 1.3× | 0 | 34k | 1.4k | 869 |
| 89 | Aug 3, '22 | Women shoplifting is so hot for no reason | 1.3× | 0 | 33k | 2.3k | 558 |
| 90 | Oct 6, '22 | Me watching TV: Lmfao i’m so scoobypilled deadass i’m such a fucking scoobycel it’s not even funny bro My 4 year old son ( poised at the brink of second floor window pane): These a | 1.3× | 0 | 32k | 2.6k | 963 |
| 91 | Dec 26, '21 | nice sweatpants bro she let me hit cuz i dress like Frog and Toad | 1.3× | 0 | 33k | 2.4k | 395 |
| 92 | Feb 2, '22 | every strokes song sounds like the beginning scene of a TV teen movie where the main character is skateboarding to school while eating a piece of toast he grabbed from the kitchen | 1.2× | 0 | 30k | 2.1k | 702 |
| 93 | Nov 22, '21 | on the TL: yo can someone help me with my broken toaster… mutuals of many years: (complete silence) 4 follower account named KratomSniffa1488 (sending me the exact schematics of my | 1.0× | 0 | 26k | 2.4k | 402 |
| 94 | Sep 17, '22 | (dark souls location text) LATINA TWITTER | 1.0× | 0 | 27k | 1.8k | 653 |
| 95 | Sep 19, '22 | It was pretty wild playing online games with guys from all over the world at like age 13. I would ask them questions like “is your country beautiful?” and they were like “Yes. I pl | 1.0× | 0 | 28k | 1.1k | 630 |
| 96 | Jul 12, '22 | If you watch Family Guy with a notebook and pen and a growth mindset you might be able to unlock a part of yourself that was previously missing | 1.0× | 0 | 25k | 2.2k | 486 |
| 97 | Aug 10, '22 | Rich people pretending to be country is such a hillarious thing to observe. Pulling up in your Toy Story ass cowboy hat and boots and $86,000 truck to stand in line at Panera bread | 1.0× | 0 | 26k | 1.4k | 265 |
| 98 | Sep 13, '22 | Asian grandpas instinctively understand streetwear | 0.9× | 0 | 25k | 1.4k | 498 |
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