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Kim Congdon

@kimberlycongdon58k followers

Comedian. Writer. Roaster. Producer. Comedy Central, MTV, TruTV, HBO for booking: aginivisian@levitytalent.com

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1Mar 30, '20Not to brag but what a time to be childless1008×0410k82k1.5k
2May 20, '19“He said Brienne of Tarth had the bombest pussy””509×0211k39k1.4k
3Oct 9, '22If u saw me kick a guys ass after the show last night, I am sorry. He sexually assaulted me after my set (and bragged about it on his way out),ruining an otherwise perfect night fo63.7×033k1.4k414
4Feb 20, '24Watch my comedy special "Childless Milf" here. RT36.8×360k72711756
5Apr 14, '23If anyone has seen this man his name is @luisjgomez , and he owes me child support . Plz RT for awareness.26×255k1.2k1748
6Mar 28, '22I just know when Chris rock nodded his head and mumbled “oh I could…” then sort of shook it off I know he wanted to call jada a whore on live tv but didn’t. Goat.22.4×012k47974
7Feb 25, '24Shane killed it.21.5×211k1.9k387
8Sep 28, '23Fucked the owner19.3×189k655111
9Mar 28, '22Chris Rock should fuck Jada17.4×08.4k44512
10Sep 5, '23Jesus fuck….15.6×152k9012138
11Oct 3, '235 years of crowd surfing at #Skankfest w no groping. Best festival ever.14×137k685232
12May 6, '23I saw a video of a guy with terminal cancer. His gf was shaving his head because he was losing his hair. In the middle of shaving his hair she started shaving her own . So sad. Cou12.1×119k1.6k937
13Jun 3, '23View post on X11.4×111k6151719
14Mar 28, '22Will smith needs to learn to take a joke the way his wife can take a dick.11.1×05.5k35324
15Nov 27, '21If a girl says “cum in me” you have to do it, it’s the rule of cumming.11.1×04.9k36099
16Jan 12, '24I was robbed by this man last night. Don’t know his name but please share in case anyone recognizes him 🙏10.9×106k987555
17Jan 21, '23The saddest part of being single is when I’m cooking and I need someone to open a jar and there’s no one there and I just have to make something else10.5×103k746191
19Oct 9, '22The response to my last tweet is why Women don’t tell their stories ✌🏽8.4×04.4k13928
20Mar 9, '24Sorry about the "twitter beef" earlier. This guy hacked my account. If anyone knows who he is, hit me up!7.7×75k741137
23Sep 30, '24Skankfest rocked5.5×54k848171
24Sep 23, '25The future first female president #los5.1×50k558135
25Feb 22, '22I’m a true believer that everyone needs to be hit at least once5.0×02.3k2026
26Mar 29, '22Kanye west is the greatest rapper of all time. Fight me.5.0×02k18414
27Feb 6, '20Went on a date last night and he tipped 5% 😩😩😩😩4.8×02.1k297
29Jun 20, '24I'm shadow banned and "on warning" with every social media except "X". Thinking of moving my pod over. So tired of being censored, scammed, and monitored. I want to say whatever I 4.5×44k791261
30Jun 13, '25I will never stop calling it tweeting3.6×36k719325
31Feb 6, '22Rogan’s “cancellation” is the new “I knew Bob Saget”3.5×01.8k654
32May 6, '24So proud but not surprised to watch one @TonyHinchcliffe absolutely crush the roast of Tom Brady last night. What a moment for comedy.2.9×28k492151
33Jun 17, '21Any comic who has tried to cancel another comic for a joke is DEAD TO ME2.8×01.4k683
34Apr 28, '22At least I’m not “Amber Heard crazy”2.5×01.2k484
35Nov 18, '20Your secret is safe with me and 4 of my closest friends and my mom.2.5×01.2k1135
37Mar 30, '22Imagine a guy eating you out then running to the sink and saying “I’m a spitter”2.5×01.2k5110
38Jan 4, '20Your favorite comedian cries after sex2.4×0951465
39Oct 14, '22Uh @danawhite just got to #skankfestvegas 🤯2.3×01.2k272
41Mar 6, '21Well @bigjayoakerson didn’t make it tonight but I honored him the best I could2.0×01k300
43Nov 14, '21Wow such good funny writing ! Comedy for sure!1.9×0858295
44May 18, '22Best friends forever1.9×0973117
45Nov 2, '21Rest In Peace to my baby cousin Jayvian. He was so strong and fought for so long but his little body couldn’t take it anymore. Please keep my family in your prayers.1.9×093570
46Mar 6, '22The cure to a hangover is a large McDonald’s coke1.8×0791383
47Aug 17, '22Just bombed my dick off and I asked the crowd why and one guy said my nipples were too hard lmfaooooooo1.8×090498
48Dec 9, '21I’ll ppv fight that chick that’s cancelling @LegionOfSkanks if y’all get my money right 😂1.7×0888312
49Dec 22, '21Stop expecting comics to be smart and Moral people. We’re traumatized and horny.1.7×0883501
50Feb 22, '21If i get arrested for tax evasion just know i'm not a criminal, I'm just confused.1.7×0799912
51Mar 28, '22I will say something … Chris Rock must be meditating. He dealt with that like a fucking Buddhist.1.7×0919200
52Oct 9, '21How the fuck do people find soulmates? Is everyone lying ?1.7×0721436
53Apr 29, '22Never go full amber heard.1.7×0819462
54Jan 3, '20Sexually , I like being held like a bowling ball.1.7×0781424
55Feb 22, '22Why do kids breath so loud into cups when they drink1.6×0799454
56Dec 13, '21Anyone else just sit in silence in their cars when they get home for like 20 min?1.6×0765305
57Aug 6, '19No one ever chooses to go back in time to nurture baby Hitler instead1.6×0693682
58May 26, '21You’re mentally ill if you want to cancel a comedian1.5×0733600
59Nov 8, '21I just had the best weekend of my fucking life1.5×0759281
60Jun 24, '22You can still get abortions. You just have to get impregnated by a married politician.1.5×0655911
61Dec 8, '21Not me profiting off of @luisjgomez’s cancelling1.5×0750213
62Mar 5, '22Just smoked a blunt w my Uber driver. Austin is awesome.1.5×077192
63Aug 1, '19getting ready to go out: I’m not gonna shave my vagina so I don’t get tempted to bang a stranger. Me 4 drinks in: hope this dude likes hairy vag1.5×0711415
65Jul 1, '22The face you make when you find out you’re banned from @Enterprise @luisjgomez 😂😂😂1.5×0724172
66Jun 17, '20S’awkward1.5×0724480
68Aug 11, '19Me:1.4×0692590
69Mar 10, '21It finally happened... I farted in Jiu jitsu :(1.4×0674331
70Oct 10, '22Fuck that guy. I’m still crowd surfing this weekend at Skankfest.1.4×0740162
71Feb 19, '22I’m funny because my parents are fucked up1.4×0628584
72Jul 1, '19The best and worst part of being single is always having to be ready to maybe fuck1.4×0672445
73Mar 21, '21Who else grew up where the cereal stayed on top of the fridge?1.4×0693150
74Nov 7, '21Crowd surfed and didn’t get fingered. Another successful #Skankfest1.4×0724192
75Jan 23, '21I just farted and I heard my neighbor laugh 😕1.4×0711164
76May 22, '22Got a scanner and the first thing I did was put my boobs in it1.4×066921
77Nov 8, '21I (allegedly) dosed Ari at skankfest.1.4×0686133
78Jun 24, '19Asked Louis if he would jerk off in front of me and he said no :( #SkankfestNYC1.4×0653320
79Jan 7, '18Bombing as a woman comedian probably feels the same as getting in a car accident and being Asian1.3×0636540
80Mar 31, '20I miss sex1.3×0604461
81Jan 2, '19Trying not to smoke weed for 30 days. It’s been 10 hours. Help1.3×0601371
82Mar 29, '22I’m one of the funniest women on the planet.1.3×0502231
83Nov 26, '22Men will be balding and damn near 40 saying “I’m not ready for a relationship” what you are ready for is Metamucil.1.2×0510241
84Aug 10, '21I read “cuomo” and “allegations” and I thought my ex was in trouble again.1.2×0622161
85Nov 6, '20My mom just called me to tell me she’s partying w one of my fans. Whoever you are , PLEASE DONT FUCK MY MOM!1.2×0601111
86Jan 2, '19If you don’t like what Louis C.K is saying, there are other comedians you can listen to1.2×0541560
87Apr 4, '20People are mad about my childless tweet and keep saying at least they will have a way to leave a legacy. Uhm... your cum isn’t a legacy buddy. Make some art.1.2×0529532
88Apr 13, '22There’s been tension with my neighbors ever since they heard me having sex1.2×0483136
89Mar 4, '19I know a girl that used frozen peanut butter as a dildo. That chick was fucking nuts.1.2×0526480
90Sep 25, '20I turn 30 in 4 minutes send help1.1×050240
91Jul 30, '22Should I drop a special?1.1×048050
92Mar 31, '20Coughing is the new farting1.1×0463630
93Aug 18, '18Wow I’m sick of this world. Just got reprimanded for breastfeeding in public. Boyfriends gotta eat too.1.1×0489600
94Jul 23, '22Quick stream don’t miss it!1.1×0507320
95May 7, '22I told a guy he was hot and he said I was talented. #suicide1.0×051692
96Feb 25, '19Talentless? I can suck a dick with my butt!1.0×0474242
97Jun 14, '19In 5th grade I was dating a boy named Ricky for 3 days and I wrote him a note saying I wanted to kiss him on the playground.A group of girls came up to me and said “Ricky, doesn’t 1.0×0509240
98Feb 29, '20I shave my vagina because I don’t need another reason why he can’t find the clit1.0×048483
99Jun 17, '20Before you cancel me, I said “retarded” on a podcast once but IM SORRY I GREW UP IN FL AND IT SLIPPED.0.9×0495110
100Oct 9, '22Since you seem to be the one who wants attention. Here you go.0.9×0479132

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