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Khaya Dlanga

@khayadlanga580k followers

Bestselling author of These Things Really do Happen To Me & To Quote Myself (Shortlisted for the Sunday Times Alan Paton Prize). Marketer.

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1Mar 9, '25“It’s so much easier for someone to pull you down, than for you to pick them up.”66.6×5.4M144k22k27k
2Apr 22, '25Will definitely delete later. @Anele35×2.8M6.4k356423
3Jun 7, '25A mother’s prayer answered. Congratulations Coco Gauff! 2 Majors at 21 is crazy! Well done!34.1×2.8M43k3.9k1.1k
4Oct 15, '17Many of us know this famous picture of Tommie Smith and John Carlos. But few know the bravery and tragedy of the white guy, Peter Norman.22.9×063k38k109
5Feb 23, '23Kiernan passed on the 10th of Feb 2023. On the 11th of February 2022 he asked me to write a book about his life. Almost exactly a year to the day before he passed on.22.4×1.8M12k2.1k1k
6Mar 11, '25Apple co-founder, Steve Wozniak saying that Elon Musk stole money and lied about the capabilities of Tesla, and got banned from X when he spoke out.22×1.8M50k13k5.9k
7Apr 24, '25Just to clarify, what took place was not a wedding. It was the final stage of the lobola process, along with a ceremony called ukwamkela abakhwenyana, which is to say the formal ac11.1×899k7.4k579448
8Jan 28, '25Actually, if we must correct, it should be “Anymore.” One word. “Anymore” refers to time, and “any more” refers to quantities.10.6×858k9.5k961330
9Sep 6, '17So awesome. Scene from a Malawi Kung Fu movie by Malawi Kufewa Acrobatics. They deserve be stuntmen tat least for a movie.9.2×022k17k67
10Feb 8, '25Donald Trump has signed an executive order to give refugee status to white South Africans 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣 This is clearly an order he got from President Elon Musk. The irony. This guy c7.9×643k7.6k2.4k1.4k
11Nov 6, '23What an absolutely beautiful, kind and classy tribute to Siya Kolisi by Squidge Rugby. This is not only a tribute to Siya but in some ways, a love letter to the Boks and maybe, jus7.2×587k6.3k2k1k
12Feb 19, '23Kevin: Is that Khaya you were talking to? Trevor: Yes, it’s him. Kevin: No way bro! You know him? You think he’d be cool to take pic? Trevor: He’s pretty humble for a guy who wears7.2×586k6.2k17525
13Oct 10, '21And then they were married 💍7.1×040k3.5k356
14Feb 11, '25These are the South Africans (or very strong connections to apartheid South Africa) running America.6.1×496k8.7k4.4k5.3k
15Mar 28, '22We were represented at the Oscars5.6×036k1.6k23
16Nov 20, '24No one is having more fun than Denzel Washington during this round of Gladiator II promo.5.2×422k24k3.6k4.6k
17Oct 4, '19My Uber driver who picked me up from the Airport in Durban stopped at the garage to fill up. He poured R80 worth of gas. Just before he started his car, I told him I wanted to fill5.1×020k5.6k91
18May 21, '25Julius Malema has made it into the White House 😂🤣🤣 I knew this would be theatre. I knew it!4.4×360k7.3k782170
20May 13, '25South Africans are ridiculous people. I just found out that you’re calling the South African “refugees” leisurely trip to the United States, The Great Tsek 😂🤣😂🤣😂3.9×319k7.8k855226
21Jun 9, '24South African school kids 🫶🏾3.6×291k6.8k862356
22May 11, '25An American married to an Afrikaans woman welcoming Afrikaaners to America.3.6×289k5.2k1.8k988
23Nov 9, '19And that ladies and gentlemen how how Trevor Noah, filled up Madison Square Garden! What an achievement! He killed it! South Africa is untouchable right now3.5×016k3.7k51
24Nov 12, '19Two weeks ago, another South African, Caitlin Rooskrantz, quietly made history by winning the Gold medal at the 2019 World Artistic Gymnastics Championships, making her our first i3.4×016k3.6k11
25Oct 28, '23Rassie, no one like you. The greatest Rugby coach of all time. You are a hero and a legend. May your legacy continue.3.4×272k15k1.8k32
26Jan 11, '20Someone said to me the other day even married women are single mothers. That hit deep.3.0×011k3.5k147
27May 14, '18Would you make these vows? If you did, would you stick to them?2.8×07.6k4.6k151
28Jun 8, '18May your Friday be as lit as this school.2.7×08.2k4.4k187
29Jul 15, '20First borns deserve tax breaks and a grant.2.7×011k2.9k28
30Apr 23, '22“What does my love feel like?” Her answer ❤️2.6×08.5k2.1k1.7k
31Nov 9, '19Still filling up. Your man from South Africa filled up Madison Square Garden. Trevor Noah. Son of the soil.2.5×012k2.2k24
32Mar 28, '25I have a confession to make. Bafana Bafana have me believing that we can win the World Cup in America in front of Donald Trump next year.2.5×202k5.9k52291
33Feb 20, '18Black woman in white dominated sports have had it tough. We forget how the press treated Venus and Serena, how they were booed by crowds. But let me tell you about Surya Bonaly, a 2.5×06.7k4.6k78
34May 13, '20The war over which white person speaks the best Zulu is my favourite thing today. 🤣😂🤣 see thread. This kid is like Skrr skrr Zulu 🤣 love him2.3×08k3k386
35Oct 28, '19A look back at one of the greatest moments to happen on Xhosa Internet 🤣😂🤣 “Look at me now!”2.3×07.5k2.8k403
36Sep 5, '17Ladies and gentlemen, a South African classic.2.2×05.1k3.9k8
37Feb 16, '25As a South African, I know State Capture when I see it.2.2×180k5.4k80387
38Sep 29, '18Bill Gates on the first time he met Donald Trump 😂🤣🤣🤣2.2×06.2k3.9k183
39Jul 5, '17Thabo Mbeki preaching. The Africa we want.2.1×05.3k4k74
41May 14, '25This past weekend at my cousin’s 50th birthday. Family is blessed with the youth gene.2.0×158k5.8k248377
42Sep 13, '17Damn. Who is this? She is so good!1.9×05.4k3.4k6
43Sep 7, '20Worst thing a company can do is publicly blame a junior employee for a mistake.1.9×09.3k1.8k18
44Sep 2, '19The only times I have ever been afraid and have been fearful for my life, there were men involved. And I am man. #UyineneMrwetyana #LeighandreJegels1.9×05.8k3.4k55
45Jan 5, '22Good Lord, so many teeth in one pic.1.9×012k36018
46Apr 14, '21His wife was in hospital recovering from an operation, so he goes everywhere with son. He does not leave him with a female relative because he says, “Ngum ntanam.” The child is his1.8×010k97928
47Mar 25, '20A 52-year old man in KZN has been charged with attempted murder after continuing his saloon business after testing positive for the Coronavirus. Just in case you think South Africa1.8×06.8k2.8k17
48Oct 7, '19Just got a call from the Uber driver I spoke about on the weekend. He wants to thank everyone who eWalleted him. He also says he will give me a video call when he gets home because1.8×09.8k1.1k7
49Aug 4, '20Emmerson Mnangagwa is a pandemic.1.8×07.5k2.2k7
50Aug 6, '18My 93-year-old great aunt was about to wash dishes when I surprised her. She smothered me with kisses and then started admonishing me for only seeing her once last year. She has ev1.8×08.5k1.3k39
52Jun 6, '20Am I the only person who is still living like it’s level 5? Am I the only idiot in this cowntry?1.7×07.8k1.1k8
53May 11, '18Turns out Michael Jackson did the Gwara Gwara first. Also, he did a Gwara while doing the vosho. 😂1.7×05.2k2.6k84
55Mar 14, '20My dear brother, Nganga, whom I loved very much is no longer with us. I never imagined this day would come. I would also like to plead that no speculation take place as we are stil1.6×07.1k67611
56Nov 20, '18Do they have Black Friday for land?1.6×05.2k2.4k5
58May 1, '20I don’t understand people of the Republic of Cape Town. Look at this. That time Cape Town has the most infections and most fatalities in the country. Of the 297 cases reported nati1.5×05k1.8k23
59Mar 1, '22No recorded Covid 19 deaths in the last 24 hours in South Africa. First time since May 2020.1.5×07.7k1.3k26
60Mar 19, '20Congratulations Nganga, you’re now the first Dlanga Skrr Skrr ancestor.1.5×06.2k1.3k60
61May 3, '19Nike does it again.1.5×07k1.6k8
62Oct 14, '19You’re going to be ok. Things always work out in the end, just not in the way you imagined they would, but they work out.1.5×06.6k1.8k21
63Nov 8, '19What an incredible week for South Africa this has been. November has been a good week for our country. The Springboks, Shomadjozi, the KFC Proposal and how we have come together. A1.5×06.4k1.7k8
64Oct 28, '18Parents should be banned from calling us before 7am and after 8pm, because we always think someone died when they do.1.4×05.4k1.8k12
65Nov 17, '19Eastern Cape1.4×06.3k1k3
66Mar 23, '20The Rupert and Oppenheimer families must also be applauded for playing their part in this. R1 billion from each family.1.4×06.2k9886
67May 1, '20And people in the townships were mocked as unruly for congregating for basic needs. 🤷🏾‍♂️1.4×05.1k2k10
69Apr 2, '20Stopping the sale of alcohol was a great move. As a result, the casualty sections in hospitals from stabbings, shooting and car accidents have been reduced drastically. This has re1.3×05.8k1.4k11
70Apr 12, '20Today a month ago, around this time is the last time I saw my brother alive.1.3×06.3k73326
71Sep 4, '18Nike just did that. They are with Colin Kaepernick (Trump is going to be so upset) and Serena Williams. They are also poking the NFL in the eye. The campaign also features one-hand1.3×04.9k1.8k13
72Jul 19, '20May good things come to you this coming week.1.2×06.2k1.1k4
73Aug 18, '18Holding my third book. It’s a miracle that dreams can come true three times. I am blessed and fortunate, I do not take this blessing for granted. It’s going to be distributed in th1.2×05.7k1.1k13
76Sep 19, '20Normalise having Aromat in restuarants.1.2×05.8k1k10
80Dec 9, '19Yeeess! Zozibini has taken it! Miss Universe 2019. SA got the crown in 2017, runner up in 2018 and we regain in 2019! Congratulations Tolokazi, Dlangamandla, Zulu, Mchenge! #MissUn1.2×05.4k1.2k13
81Aug 19, '19Shout out to everyone of us who was not a prefect back in school.1.2×05.4k1.1k4
83Nov 8, '19So happy about that KFC wedding, especially after someone mocked the proposal. South Africans countered with positivity. This is a sign of what we can do when we counter negative e1.2×05.9k1k2
85May 6, '19Just saw Ciara outside my hotel, she's definitely going to the Met Gala.1.1×05.2k90818
86Oct 10, '19Some more good news for Simlindile, the Uber driver I met in Durban. @IamCeemie did something amazing for him. She used her skills as a graphic design student. I gave her his numbe1.1×05.3k1.1k16
87Aug 11, '19Is it me or am I imagining that it seems that @zozitunzi is the one Miss SA who’s reign most South Africans seem to be really emotionally vested in a very long time?1.1×06.2k5285
88Feb 14, '19I will not be attending #MenConference2019 this year. I have also asked the organisers to remove my name from the program. Sorry.1.1×06k3636
90Apr 24, '20Mr president, you have risen to the challenge during a difficult time. You have navigated a complex situation while uniting your people. There is still a long road to go and it’s n1.0×05.3k8801
92Mar 15, '20The advertising industry lost a rising star. My brother, Nganga was way more talented than I ever was. The very first ad he came up with won a Loerie Gold. It was for Channel O. Th1.0×05.5k52612
93Nov 27, '19Went to Buns Out @BunsoutL for the first time izolo. The portions are generous. I was like, “I won’t finish this, it’s too big.” Needless to say, so mnandi, I finished the thing. W1.0×05.9k3663
95May 14, '21Am at the airport watching The Underground Rail. No, look, that Emmy is ours. Thuso’s performance soaring. Barry Jenkin’s directing is masterful. Each shot is a great painting. #Th0.9×05.4k40310
96Mar 15, '20Who am I going to laugh at for being an Arsenal fan now? Who is going to teach me all the random skrrr music you listened to? You were and are still loved Nganga. Thank you everyon0.9×05.2k2433

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