| 1 | Feb 7, '24 | Nigerians hate going home so much that they’re going to stay in Ivory Coast until the last day of the tournament. Migration specialists | 68.9× | 7.5M | 22k | 3.5k | 749 |
| 2 | Nov 9, '24 | 📍 | 67.2× | 7.3M | 286k | 21k | 16k |
| 3 | Sep 8, '23 | You’re only afford 1 romantic heartbreak as a man and it’s advisable to cash it in as early as possible | 63.4× | 6.9M | 53k | 8k | 2.1k |
| 4 | Feb 17, '24 | Finding out what my friends do is always hilarious cause why would they trust YOU with that?! 😭😭 | 57.7× | 6.2M | 80k | 14k | 3.7k |
| 5 | Jul 1, '24 | 📍 | 52.6× | 5.7M | 83k | 11k | 4.4k |
| 6 | Jun 24, '24 | 📍 | 48× | 5.2M | 66k | 11k | 4.6k |
| 7 | Jul 15, '24 | What do you mean? = scanning. Buying time on the ball. | 37.4× | 4.1M | 36k | 3k | 2.3k |
| 8 | May 9, '25 | 1. TV 2. PS5 3. Soundbar 4. Couch 5. Everything else | 30.9× | 3.3M | 67k | 8.5k | 3k |
| 9 | Jun 2, '25 | He understands that the Ballon D’or is 50% PR. He’s winning it | 29.3× | 3.2M | 94k | 5k | 1.1k |
| 10 | Feb 7, '24 | Losing to Nigeria feels like your tenant’s child outperforming your child in life | 26.9× | 2.9M | 14k | 2.3k | 389 |
| 11 | Feb 6, '25 | Quite possibly the greatest head loss I’ve ever seen 😭😭😭😭 | 25.1× | 2.7M | 36k | 1.5k | 3.1k |
| 12 | Jun 3, '24 | Ligue 1 defenders | 24.8× | 2.7M | 51k | 5.5k | 1.2k |
| 13 | Jul 7, '24 | Back to work tomorrow? This thing of not being from generational wealth is inconveniencing my life. | 24.7× | 2.7M | 72k | 17k | 1.6k |
| 14 | Jul 22, '24 | 📍 | 23.8× | 2.6M | 26k | 4.2k | 1.7k |
| 15 | Jul 14, '24 | How sure are we that England actually won the World Cup in 1966? | 23.3× | 2.5M | 48k | 5.2k | 800 |
| 16 | Jan 4, '24 | 😭😭😭 | 22.5× | 2.4M | 26k | 4.7k | 1.1k |
| 17 | Sep 21, '24 | Medicals passed before agreeing personal terms. I’ve never seen this one before 😭 | 22.4× | 2.4M | 50k | 5.5k | 1.4k |
| 18 | Mar 20, '25 | This man is looking for the chemistry he had with Ozil 😭😭 | 21.5× | 2.3M | 44k | 4.7k | 2k |
| 19 | Jul 16, '23 | Gents are using the MLS approach 😭 | 20.9× | 2.3M | 19k | 5.6k | 647 |
| 20 | Apr 22, '24 | Cabbage so underrated, man. Elite vegetable | 20.9× | 2.3M | 42k | 8k | 459 |
| 21 | Mar 12, '24 | You have no idea what you’ve just given your rivals 😭😭😭 | 20.2× | 2.2M | 29k | 3.7k | 2.4k |
| 22 | Sep 30, '23 | Women leave the house to buy eggs and come back with new clothes. These people are filthy rich | 19.8× | 2.1M | 20k | 4.7k | 491 |
| 23 | May 9, '25 | Take over their duties for a month and you’ll see why they get paid the big bucks | 19.5× | 2.1M | 32k | 3.9k | 1.9k |
| 24 | Jun 23, '24 | Retiring in your 40s is for people whose grandparents did things we learned about in history textbooks | 19.2× | 2.1M | 63k | 11k | 1.7k |
| 25 | Jul 26, '23 | Depends on his progress towards project Mbappe. If there are no promising signs, ✌🏾 | 18.2× | 2M | 20k | 4.6k | 269 |
| 26 | Dec 7, '23 | I could’ve been born anywhere in Africa and it happened to be South Africa. Not gonna lie, I won the lottery on this one case | 17.1× | 1.8M | 23k | 8.8k | 787 |
| 27 | May 22, '24 | Getting the Bayern Munich job after relegating a team, being black, with very little experience, whilst BEING BLACK! He might be greater than Mandela and Martin Luther King | 16.8× | 1.8M | 33k | 6.3k | 962 |
| 28 | Mar 24, '25 | Haircuts are now lasting 5 days max. By day 7 you look like an SRC President. | 16.7× | 1.8M | 36k | 5.9k | 1.4k |
| 29 | May 12, '24 | It was just Friday 2 hours ago! We are being scammed here | 16.5× | 1.8M | 43k | 10k | 435 |
| 30 | Jul 28, '25 | Mondays are for pretending. Real work begins on Tuesday | 16.4× | 1.8M | 52k | 9.3k | 1.2k |
| 31 | Sep 8, '24 | 📍 | 16.3× | 1.8M | 29k | 3.2k | 1.3k |
| 32 | May 3, '24 | Sometimes…. Just sometimes… I understand corruption 😭 | 15.4× | 1.7M | 17k | 3.4k | 893 |
| 33 | Apr 24, '25 | There’s nothing R9 is better than CR7 at. Absolutely nothing. Numbers, eye test, accolades, absolutely NOTHING. | 14.9× | 1.6M | 15k | 1.9k | 644 |
| 34 | Feb 22, '25 | Lol nah 🤣 he has many things, aura just ain’t one of them. | 13.5× | 1.5M | 28k | 2.5k | 241 |
| 35 | May 22, '24 | Incredible reading of the game, great interception and positioning. We need her at CB against Man City for the FA cup final. | 13.4× | 1.5M | 21k | 2.2k | 1.4k |
| 36 | Feb 17, '24 | Just stepping outside is a financially irresponsible decision | 13× | 1.4M | 33k | 9.5k | 877 |
| 37 | Jan 29, '25 | I hope Betway CEO also created a betslip because he’s going to need an income after we’re done with his company tonight | 12.8× | 1.4M | 34k | 5.6k | 759 |
| 38 | Jul 7, '24 | Brother fell in love with a loan player 😭😭 | 12.7× | 1.4M | 24k | 3.1k | 621 |
| 39 | Oct 30, '24 | Auditors will ask you to explain something that was done 11 months ago. I only joined this company 6 months ago. What do you want from me?? | 12.5× | 1.4M | 23k | 3.3k | 1.1k |
| 40 | Apr 16, '24 | Not fast enough. I need it to be the last weekend of April | 12× | 1.3M | 23k | 5.9k | 164 |
| 41 | Jul 12, '25 | The amount of wealth on display here is crazy. Sustaining 3 kids Nando’s Each kid has their own pizza Sustaining 3 kids Heater on 4 bars | 12× | 1.3M | 30k | 2.7k | 886 |
| 42 | Sep 4, '23 | He inserted a buy back clause 😭 | 11.3× | 1.2M | 14k | 2.6k | 244 |
| 43 | Jul 12, '25 | Haircut done but I just realised there’s no onion in the house. Now I have to go to Mall of Africa to buy onions 😔 | 10.9× | 1.2M | 35k | 2.5k | 1.1k |
| 44 | Feb 11, '24 | Not so fast, Rio 😭 | 10.7× | 1.2M | 22k | 5.1k | 1.3k |
| 45 | Sep 10, '24 | Tomorrow is not Friday but it ain’t Tuesday either. We getting somewhere | 10.1× | 1.1M | 68k | 12k | 2.5k |
| 46 | Apr 11, '25 | Brother in the background looks like he’s already enrolled for the next degree and has his sights on that. | 9.9× | 1.1M | 28k | 2.4k | 495 |
| 47 | Feb 19, '24 | J Cole - Love Yourz. A timeless record, perfect for this social media era we’re living in. | 9.7× | 1.1M | 22k | 7.5k | 807 |
| 48 | Feb 13, '24 | Being called a real man/secure man would ruin my day on the spot. | 9.6× | 1M | 17k | 4.5k | 1.3k |
| 49 | Feb 1, '24 | Onion can never and should never be the main character in a meal | 9.6× | 1M | 16k | 2.6k | 196 |
| 50 | Aug 8, '24 | It’s not covid, it’s dust in the lungs Tebogo made him eat. | 9.1× | 989k | 27k | 6k | 285 |
| 51 | May 27, '17 | Does turning 22 come with a house? | 9.1× | 0 | 70k | 42k | 1 |
| 52 | Jan 29, '25 | Someone is crying tonight. Either us or Betway but tears will be shed 🙏🏾 | 8.9× | 968k | 22k | 2.8k | 318 |
| 53 | Feb 11, '24 | The mask of Sorrow | 8.4× | 915k | 18k | 3.2k | 158 |
| 54 | Oct 21, '25 | Naira is very dramatic currency. | 8.4× | 914k | 17k | 1.8k | 307 |
| 55 | Mar 24, '25 | Y’all better look for these men at church and stop trying to convert our homeboys. Our Sunday chillas is now boring because our braaimaster is now the Treasurer of the Church Youth | 8.0× | 871k | 17k | 3.3k | 750 |
| 56 | Apr 14, '24 | Retired from the streets and got into a successful marriage | 7.9× | 853k | 32k | 4.3k | 373 |
| 57 | Feb 12, '24 | Congratulations 🥳 | 7.8× | 846k | 19k | 4.2k | 195 |
| 58 | May 21, '25 | “He runs the Western Cape. We have gangs violence there” - Rupert 😭😭😭 | 7.5× | 815k | 14k | 2.7k | 595 |
| 59 | May 27, '25 | This weekend we drink on behalf of our fallen brother, a fellow beveragist. Farewell Cobrizi 🤍 | 7.2× | 784k | 19k | 4.9k | 4k |
| 60 | Nov 17, '24 | View post on X | 7.1× | 774k | 14k | 3k | 617 |
| 61 | Apr 30, '22 | Fine dining is a social experiment to see how far humans are willing to go in their quest for luxury | 7.0× | 0 | 87k | 14k | 1.2k |
| 62 | Mar 5, '24 | Gotta have a certain type of wardrobe to rock these properly | 6.8× | 732k | 13k | 1.2k | 298 |
| 63 | Aug 6, '25 | The English my girlfriend speaks makes me feel like I’m in multiracial relationship. The other day she said “it’s a bit nippy today” … I just said “eish yah” and went to Google wha | 6.6× | 714k | 16k | 1.3k | 804 |
| 64 | Apr 22, '24 | This week is not moving fast enough for my liking | 6.4× | 696k | 14k | 4.6k | 272 |
| 65 | Jul 14, '24 | View post on X | 6.1× | 666k | 25k | 3.5k | 313 |
| 66 | Feb 11, '24 | Ghana and South Africa uniting to cook the immigration specialists | 6.1× | 664k | 21k | 3.5k | 227 |
| 67 | Sep 5, '24 | CR900 | 6.1× | 664k | 31k | 3.1k | 213 |
| 68 | Jan 29, '25 | Betway has been trending the whole day. No promo, no free vouchers. Just gents with R10 and a dream 😭😭 | 5.7× | 621k | 19k | 2.3k | 226 |
| 69 | Feb 11, '24 | Drafts delayed are not drafts denied 😭😭😭😭 | 5.5× | 599k | 14k | 2.9k | 125 |
| 70 | Jul 28, '24 | The people that approved the 5 day work, 2 day rest split have been dead for some time now. Can we reconsider this setup please. | 5.5× | 594k | 24k | 7.6k | 432 |
| 71 | Feb 17, '25 | Date nights are just scheduled sessions where I get to listen to my favourite yapper. All I bring is an appetite, listening skills and follow up questions | 5.5× | 591k | 19k | 2.8k | 1.5k |
| 72 | Jun 7, '25 | LE MMOLAILEEEEE 😭😭😭😭😭😭 | 5.4× | 590k | 14k | 2.5k | 258 |
| 73 | Jan 29, '25 | I don’t want surprises | 5.4× | 588k | 17k | 1.4k | 224 |
| 74 | May 7, '25 | Scotts Maphuma put a multi million rand career in jeopardy all because he didn’t want to pretend and take pictures with fans. People pretend for 8 hours Mon-Frid for way lesser, ge | 5.3× | 577k | 18k | 2.7k | 451 |
| 75 | Feb 11, '24 | They went unbeaten the entire tournament only to lose the 1 game that really matters 😭😭😭😭😭😭 | 5.2× | 564k | 20k | 3.2k | 107 |
| 76 | Feb 19, '25 | 17% VAT. These people must think we all do crime for a living like them | 5.2× | 560k | 17k | 3.7k | 350 |
| 77 | Jul 13, '24 | 3 months rent? I need to get a nigga myself | 5.1× | 554k | 14k | 1.8k | 248 |
| 78 | Sep 10, '24 | 📍 | 4.9× | 534k | 14k | 1.7k | 855 |
| 79 | Apr 4, '25 | It’s an expensive, repetitive, time consuming, unhealthy hobby. The sooner you outgrow it, the better | 4.8× | 520k | 13k | 2.8k | 477 |
| 80 | Jan 29, '25 | This match day could feed generations bro 😭 | 4.8× | 517k | 14k | 1.2k | 250 |
| 81 | Feb 3, '24 | Hulle weet nie wat ons weet nie! | 4.6× | 498k | 13k | 2.7k | 104 |
| 82 | Apr 17, '24 | If you think I’m going to stay up for a 3rd night in a row to hate watch Liverpool in Italy while they’re already 3-0 down, you’re absolutely right. I need oxygen to breathe but ha | 4.5× | 487k | 13k | 3k | 403 |
| 83 | Oct 14, '25 | That’s not enough. Send me his banking details. | 4.3× | 469k | 14k | 973 | 118 |
| 84 | Mar 30, '25 | 40 goals a season is seen as a “normal” occurrence. I hate what those 2 aliens did to my sport | 4.1× | 449k | 14k | 1.1k | 146 |
| 85 | Apr 14, '24 | Sport. What a creation. | 4.1× | 448k | 17k | 1.8k | 91 |
| 86 | Aug 6, '17 | This is the alpha & omega of blankets. The Beyoncè of blankets. The iPhone of all blankets. | 4.1× | 0 | 35k | 17k | 1 |
| 87 | Oct 15 | Parents: Put that phone down, it won’t take you anywhere. Me in Spain 🇪🇸 with NIVEA Men because of my phone: | 4.1× | 439k | 22k | 1.6k | 327 |
| 88 | Oct 28, '24 | View post on X | 3.9× | 426k | 19k | 2.6k | 148 |
| 89 | Oct 28, '23 | It’s not easy being a citizen of the greatest rugby nation in the world but someone has to do it 🤷🏾♂️🇿🇦🏆 | 3.9× | 425k | 18k | 6.9k | 86 |
| 90 | May 29, '24 | It has been an eventful day but Mmusi calling Shimza, DJ Tintswalo, is definitely my highlight 😭😭😭 | 3.9× | 419k | 13k | 1.9k | 156 |
| 91 | Aug 19, '25 | Not being from generational wealth is really ruining my life 💔 | 3.5× | 376k | 15k | 3.5k | 410 |
| 92 | Dec 13, '22 | The GOAT debate wasn’t settled when Ronaldo was carrying Madrid to 3 peat Champions League titles but a WC run is what settles is? Laughable 🤣 | 3.4× | 0 | 38k | 6.6k | 485 |
| 93 | Jan 29, '25 | You can kill a man but you cannot kill his ideas | 3.4× | 365k | 14k | 2.1k | 323 |
| 94 | Oct 4, '25 | Parents: “alcohol won’t take you anywhere” Me in Cape Town courtesy of Flying Fish: | 2.9× | 309k | 14k | 976 | 180 |
| 95 | Oct 14, '25 | View post on X | 2.8× | 307k | 15k | 1.7k | 144 |
| 96 | Jul 2, '24 | No one is more excited about their new job than Gayton 🤣🤣 | 2.7× | 292k | 14k | 1.3k | 68 |
| 97 | Apr 30, '25 | Laminar Yamal is already in the “fine I’ll do it myself” category of footballers at 17. That’s absolutely ridiculous | 2.2× | 237k | 17k | 1.9k | 178 |
| 98 | Apr 30, '25 | Lamine Yamal pulled one back and told his teammates to calm down. 17 years my ass. That man is the head of a household somewhere | 1.8× | 197k | 13k | 1.2k | 164 |
| 99 | Jun 7, '22 | The streets will never make you this happy. Pack it up. YES YOU! | 1.8× | 0 | 19k | 4.5k | 677 |
| 100 | Mar 24, '18 | I think my sense of humour has depleted bc I don't find this funny | 1.7× | 0 | 14k | 7.2k | 19 |
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