| 1 | Mar 27, '24 | OMG!! I've been caught doing something not remotely similar to Trump! I guess all I need to do now is start a fraud college, steal classified docs, bankrupt casinos, pay hush money | 28.4× | 8.4M | 49k | 5.5k | 885 |
| 2 | Jan 4, '23 | This is the best season of cspan…ever. | 20.1× | 6M | 83k | 7.2k | 282 |
| 3 | Jan 29, '21 | So...if I do really well on here I get to be President, yes? | 18.9× | 0 | 346k | 17k | 479 |
| 4 | Apr 7, '23 | CSPAN in the motha fuckin hooouuussseee!!!! | 17.6× | 5.2M | 28k | 2.8k | 1.2k |
| 5 | Jan 24, '24 | Friends. After much reflection I have decided to enter the transfer portal for my last year of eligibility. Excited for the future! 5’7” ish 165 14.8 second 40 #Blessed #NILBABY #T | 17.1× | 5.1M | 48k | 3.5k | 341 |
| 6 | Jul 29, '22 | A Message to and from Mister Senator Ted Cruz...Attorney at Law #PassthePactact | 16.9× | 0 | 188k | 64k | 4.7k |
| 7 | Jan 28, '21 | This is bullshit. The Redditors aren't cheating, they're joining a party Wall Street insiders have been enjoying for years. Don't shut them down...maybe sue them for copyright infr | 16.2× | 0 | 271k | 30k | 1.2k |
| 8 | Feb 29, '24 | umm...note to CNN...a "chaotic incident" is college kids storming a basketball court, not a massacre at a food line... | 15.9× | 4.7M | 88k | 17k | 1.3k |
| 9 | Mar 3, '23 | If you watch only one video today….make it a monkey washing a cat… | 15× | 4.5M | 31k | 4.5k | 945 |
| 10 | Jul 21, '24 | Legend. | 14.7× | 4.4M | 59k | 2.8k | 632 |
| 11 | May 13, '23 | Dear TV The problem w the Trump Town Hall wasn't platforming...or a fragile siloed audience unable to be exposed to newsworthy opinions antithetical to their own...the problem was | 13.6× | 4M | 50k | 7.8k | 463 |
| 12 | Jan 29, '21 | Thanks for the warm welcome! I promise to only use this app in a sporadic and ineffective manner. | 12.3× | 0 | 225k | 9.3k | 378 |
| 13 | May 30, '24 | This is the dumbest thing The UK has done since electing Boris Johnson…what the actual fuck… | 10.9× | 3.2M | 43k | 8.3k | 3k |
| 14 | Jun 19, '23 | I’m supposed to talk to who about what now?? | 9.9× | 2.9M | 16k | 938 | 88 |
| 15 | Apr 24, '23 | 👀 | 9.6× | 2.8M | 31k | 1.5k | 59 |
| 16 | May 3, '22 | Sooo…it appears the Supreme Court believes their opinions have a fundamental right to privacy… | 9.3× | 0 | 151k | 20k | 569 |
| 17 | Dec 15, '22 | Today's Trump announcement is the closest we'll ever get to a concession speech. #Sad | 9.2× | 2.7M | 24k | 1.4k | 64 |
| 18 | May 24, '23 | It’d be like if the escalator had just stopped halfway down… | 9.1× | 2.7M | 25k | 2.2k | 87 |
| 19 | Jun 28, '24 | Soooo… | 8.9× | 2.6M | 22k | 704 | 281 |
| 20 | May 13, '23 | I learned nothing from this town hall about Trump and his most ardent supporters I haven't known since 2016. I learned a lot about CNN. | 8.8× | 2.6M | 48k | 6.5k | 145 |
| 21 | Sep 18, '25 | Wait….whaaaaattttt??? | 8.2× | 2.4M | 35k | 1.4k | 672 |
| 22 | Apr 18, '23 | Their business model is lying…and paying a bit of the profit they make from lying isn’t accountability… #FOX #lyingtax | 8.0× | 2.4M | 27k | 4.1k | 94 |
| 23 | Apr 6, '23 | As a nation we must always seek to root out the pubic hairs of corruption from the Coke can of our beloved Republic. | 7.8× | 2.3M | 20k | 2.3k | 107 |
| 24 | Apr 26, '23 | Looks like House Republicans are getting ready to break another promise to America’s Veterans…less than a year after making it!! Damn Hypocrites. #ProtectVeteransHealthCare | 7.7× | 2.3M | 37k | 9.4k | 121 |
| 25 | Mar 11, '21 | I called Tucker Carlson a dick on National television. It’s high time I apologize...to dicks. Never should have lumped you in with that terrible terrible person. | 6.9× | 0 | 116k | 13k | 299 |
| 26 | May 1, '24 | Respect to Maxey…but damn…I’m clearly getting too old for this shit… | 6.7× | 2M | 38k | 2.1k | 572 |
| 27 | Aug 5, '22 | Friends. Tonite I am sad. @TuckerCarlson believes me too short to date…and yet somehow, miraculously, I remain tall enough to not know what Victor Orban’s ass tastes like! Is it go | 6.5× | 0 | 104k | 12k | 366 |
| 28 | Dec 17, '22 | Powerful yet somehow still aggrieved man-babies are my least favorite man-baby. | 6.1× | 1.8M | 24k | 1.5k | 49 |
| 29 | Feb 13, '21 | “The President was guilty of everything he was accused of...which is why I voted to acquit” | 6.0× | 0 | 98k | 13k | 238 |
| 30 | Mar 31, '23 | Convinced FoxNews would rather have a Civil War than lose even a smidge of market share… | 6.0× | 1.8M | 24k | 2k | 51 |
| 31 | Feb 27, '24 | Hello! A quick thanks for all the kind words and awesome pictures and stories of your special furballs. A reminder that social media isn't entirely a cesspool...just mostly. Here's | 5.5× | 1.6M | 45k | 1.7k | 347 |
| 32 | Feb 18, '23 | Jimmy Carter is one of the kindest most thoughtful people I’ve ever had the honor of meeting. He’s the best of us. | 5.4× | 1.6M | 48k | 3k | 96 |
| 33 | Jul 31, '22 | Funny. @SenToomey never called for spending caps on the war…only on the health care for veterans sickened by said wars. Interesting priorities. #PassthePactact | 5.4× | 0 | 79k | 16k | 125 |
| 34 | Feb 27, '23 | Please get him fired! Seriously, what the fuck! It needs to stop immediately, like tonight. It’s measurably hurting the company. The stock price is down, not a joke. #Murdoch #foxf | 5.1× | 1.5M | 18k | 2.2k | 149 |
| 35 | Apr 20, '23 | So sad…am I…still me? | 4.9× | 1.4M | 23k | 674 | 29 |
| 36 | Dec 6, '23 | Goodnight Norman. Love you. Thanks for raising me. | 4.7× | 1.4M | 20k | 943 | 87 |
| 37 | May 5, '21 | Trending??...I didn’t realize I was still alive!! | 4.5× | 0 | 88k | 2.8k | 157 |
| 38 | Feb 22, '25 | Severance…is so…fucking good. | 4.5× | 1.3M | 29k | 1.5k | 563 |
| 39 | Jan 4, '23 | If only there was a gif of someone watching this with great anticipation whilst enjoying popcorn… | 4.5× | 1.3M | 22k | 929 | 44 |
| 40 | Jan 10, '22 | Bob Saget… Just the funniest and nicest… | 4.4× | 0 | 86k | 3.3k | 143 |
| 41 | Jun 5, '25 | Good thing Trump didn’t willfully hand over the entirety of our country’s operating system to Elon and his…oops. | 4.4× | 1.3M | 47k | 4.6k | 706 |
| 42 | Feb 28, '24 | Sleep well Richard…I’ll try to take good care of our face. | 4.3× | 1.3M | 28k | 735 | 108 |
| 43 | Feb 28, '24 | And the pictures I’m seeing of all of your Dippers is giving me so much needed joy!!! | 4.2× | 1.3M | 20k | 380 | 82 |
| 44 | Feb 28, '24 | Holy shit guys!!! Dipper is trending!! I’m bawling…again…thank you so much… | 4.2× | 1.2M | 43k | 1.7k | 204 |
| 45 | Feb 13, '21 | This impeachment highlights a fundamental tenet of our legal system. All Americans,regardless of status, are entitled to a speedy trial by a jury of your cowardly partisan sycophan | 4.1× | 0 | 68k | 8.5k | 178 |
| 46 | Feb 9, '21 | I can’t believe they assigned Trump such a shitty Public Defender. | 4.0× | 0 | 69k | 5.5k | 131 |
| 47 | Jul 22, '25 | New Daily Show tonight…I wonder what we shall talk about???? | 3.7× | 1.1M | 21k | 695 | 149 |
| 48 | Nov 21, '22 | Beautiful. In solidarity with the incredible courage and resilience of the women of Iran. | 3.7× | 0 | 63k | 6.3k | 504 |
| 49 | Jul 31, '22 | Bill Russell was one of the kindest, most thoughtful people I’ve ever met. Once called out of the blue because he thought I looked sad on TV…best pep talk of my life. RIP | 3.6× | 0 | 67k | 4.1k | 173 |
| 50 | Sep 19, '25 | Dear leader approved!!! | 3.6× | 1.1M | 27k | 2.4k | 1.8k |
| 51 | Jul 30, '22 | Ah dearest Theodore. I do appreciate you and @JesseBWatters trying to rally the forces of misinformation to try and kill more vets…but not tonite sweetie. I’ll go slow cuz I know y | 3.4× | 0 | 47k | 9.6k | 539 |
| 52 | Sep 14, '21 | No one could make you break like Norm Macdonald. Hilarious and unique. Fuck cancer. | 3.4× | 0 | 63k | 4.4k | 122 |
| 53 | Aug 2, '22 | The fight continues…fucking exhausting… #PassthePactact | 3.3× | 0 | 56k | 5.3k | 49 |
| 54 | Jan 5, '22 | No I didn't. | 3.2× | 0 | 57k | 3.9k | 312 |
| 55 | Mar 31, '22 | Hey all!! Just found out I’m woke… all this time I just thought I was good at history. | 3.2× | 0 | 57k | 3.8k | 186 |
| 56 | Aug 18, '23 | There is no finer legacy than having the right people hate you. Frauds, liars and hack ideologues. Discuss. | 3.1× | 922k | 20k | 1.3k | 120 |
| 57 | Feb 20, '23 | @mtgreenee But we get to keep the name right? | 3.0× | 901k | 18k | 259 | 23 |
| 58 | Feb 25, '21 | First they came for Mister Potato Head...and I said nothing...because it didn’t seem like something to get that upset about. | 3.0× | 0 | 53k | 4.2k | 98 |
| 59 | May 31, '21 | Dasani is the Arby’s of water. | 2.9× | 0 | 46k | 5.7k | 258 |
| 60 | May 13, '23 | We promise good sir...we are no longer Fake News!!! An enemy of the people!!! Let us prove it to you!!! We are fair and good and will do this however you would like...just come bac | 2.9× | 863k | 19k | 1.5k | 30 |
| 61 | Nov 5, '24 | Vote. Please. | 2.9× | 848k | 17k | 1.4k | 176 |
| 62 | Dec 20, '22 | First Responders Last Priority!! Congress fails to close funding gap in World Trade Center Healthcare Program…but DOD gets an extra 850 billion!! Priorities!!! Please fix this on b | 2.7× | 812k | 16k | 2.1k | 23 |
| 63 | Jul 28, '22 | The perfect end to this perfect day | 2.7× | 0 | 50k | 1.6k | 94 |
| 64 | Jul 9, '22 | But while I have your attention, could all of you (including news orgs) please ask @PatToomey why he is single-handedly stalling a veterans health care bill that passed w huge bipa | 2.6× | 0 | 36k | 8.6k | 59 |
| 65 | Jul 31, '22 | Morning @SenToomey I'd rather be a pseudo celeb than pseudo Senator! Take your amendment vote at the same 60 threshold Veterans had to hit...Good luck capping and rationing care!!! | 2.6× | 0 | 42k | 5.8k | 52 |
| 66 | Feb 4, '21 | I too, renounce SAG-AFTRA!!! You have let me down as well, done nothing...I will no longer abide your gross abdication of...oh wait...I’m just shitty at acting...never mind. Presid | 2.5× | 0 | 46k | 2.8k | 54 |
| 67 | Feb 18, '21 | Windmills and Ted Cruz’s children are taking this country down a very dark path. | 2.4× | 0 | 42k | 3.5k | 84 |
| 68 | Jan 31, '21 | I believe compromise is the heart of unity. Progress demands concessions. So, to the right, in exchange for universal health care, I will allow all future space lasers to be non de | 2.3× | 0 | 40k | 3.3k | 96 |
| 69 | Mar 16, '21 | McConnell to Democrats: Don’t you dare go full McConnell! | 2.3× | 0 | 38k | 4.3k | 71 |
| 70 | Jan 30, '21 | Yes...I’ve come back up on you...much like one of your nasty nasty sandwiches.... | 2.2× | 0 | 41k | 1.9k | 90 |
| 71 | Nov 8, '22 | Vote today… | 2.2× | 0 | 37k | 4.1k | 16 |
| 72 | Jul 27, '22 | Congratulations @SenToomey You successfully used the Byzantine Senate rules to keep sick veterans suffering!!!! Kudos! I’m sure you’ll celebrate by kicking a dog or punching a baby | 2.2× | 0 | 32k | 6.3k | 96 |
| 73 | Dec 31, '21 | In 2021 I learned I might owe 2020 an apology. Good riddance to a shit show of a year. | 2.1× | 0 | 38k | 2.5k | 103 |
| 74 | Jul 28, '22 | This is what it’s come to. Veterans. The sick, the dying. Fed up. Pulling an all nighter to support their fellow vets. This is the hell their service has brought them. | 1.9× | 0 | 28k | 5.6k | 61 |
| 75 | Jul 28, '22 | Not one of these stab vets in the back Senators should get to leave for the Summer til this shit is fixed. Not one. | 1.9× | 0 | 32k | 3.6k | 48 |
| 76 | Jul 30, '22 | No one is playing politics with the Pact Act but you, Toomey and your band of merry monsters. Stop fucking around and pass the bill you already had passed. Thank you for coming to | 1.9× | 0 | 32k | 3.6k | 41 |
| 77 | Jan 5, '22 | Newsweek et al, may eat my ass. | 1.9× | 0 | 25k | 3.8k | 936 |
| 78 | Jun 23, '22 | Perhaps Roe can be salvaged if women reclassify their vaginas as holsters. #iykyk | 1.8× | 0 | 29k | 4k | 105 |
| 79 | Jul 30, '22 | Show everyone where in the Pact Act is this 400 billion dollars blank check or unrelated spending that was added/snuck in…OR show section 805 c of the actual bill that explicitly s | 1.8× | 0 | 29k | 3.9k | 84 |
| 80 | Mar 6, '21 | Thumbs down on minimum wage hike!!!! Way to stick it to “Big Don’t Make Enough Money”!!! | 1.8× | 0 | 32k | 2.5k | 61 |
| 81 | Feb 13, '21 | Constitutional scholars agree!!! The Statute of Limitations on an attempted coup has always been 30 to 35 days!!! | 1.7× | 0 | 31k | 2.5k | 67 |
| 82 | Jul 28, '22 | Hello Media? 1030 AM. Senate Swamp. @CNN @FoxNews @MSNBC @ABCNewsPR @CBSNews @NBCNews Come hear the hurt, anger, frustration and disbelief from the veteran community. They’ve been | 1.7× | 0 | 26k | 5k | 45 |
| 83 | Jul 30, '22 | This isn’t a game. Real people’s lives hang in the balance…people that fought for your life. The PACT act you voted for, then inexplicably shot down is the same one Senators Tester | 1.7× | 0 | 30k | 3k | 29 |
| 84 | Aug 2, '22 | 🤞🙏 | 1.7× | 0 | 31k | 1.2k | 15 |
| 85 | Jul 28, '22 | The question is..How do you shame the shameless? @SenToomey @LeaderMcConnell #supportveterans #notthewarmachine or really..how do you shame the shameful? | 1.6× | 0 | 25k | 4k | 29 |
| 86 | Jul 30, '22 | The PACT Act is a stand alone bill. The PACT Act has no spending unrelated to Veteran's Health and Benefits. There is no "Pork". There is no budget maneuver that then allows Dems t | 1.4× | 0 | 19k | 4.8k | 155 |
| 87 | Aug 3, '22 | Congress did the right thing and DeGrom goes five beautiful innings?! #isthisreallife?? | 1.4× | 0 | 26k | 1.1k | 28 |
| 88 | Apr 12, '22 | RIP Gilbert. Opening for Gilbert Gottfried at Carolines and Princeton Catch was one of the great thrills of my early stand up life. He could leave you gasping for breath…just indes | 1.4× | 0 | 27k | 1.2k | 38 |
| 89 | Aug 3, '22 | Rosie and Lee Roy Torres almost lost it all because of his toxic exposure in Balad...instead, they won, for all others who served. Love you guys. | 1.3× | 0 | 24k | 1.6k | 44 |
| 90 | Mar 3, '22 | Alright folks. Today is the day I spam your feed...maybe even thread that shit...Today the House passed the PACT act...with bipartisan support...We are one step closer to finally r | 1.2× | 0 | 22k | 1.7k | 54 |
| 91 | Aug 30, '21 | It's Alive!!!!! @theproblem | 1.2× | 0 | 18k | 1.9k | 257 |
| 92 | Aug 17, '22 | I owe Arbys an apology. | 1.2× | 0 | 23k | 811 | 71 |
| 93 | Jul 30, '22 | Show everyone what was added/snuck into the Pact Act that YOU voted for on June 16, that made you change to No in July. Be specific. Or were you for the bill before you were agains | 1.1× | 0 | 20k | 1.9k | 14 |
| 94 | Feb 23, '22 | The Trump/Fox axis isn't soft pedaling Putin's actions...they agree with them. They are political allies. They believe in the same things. To them, the American Left and most of Eu | 1.1× | 0 | 16k | 2.3k | 102 |
| 95 | Nov 18, '22 | See you on the other side Arbys…#RIPTwitter | 1.1× | 0 | 20k | 998 | 29 |
| 96 | Nov 8, '21 | Sad news. Staff Sgt. Wesley Black passed away Sunday afternoon. Wes dedicated his last days to his wife Laura and son Ronan, family, friends and his Hartford Fire Dept. brethren... | 1.0× | 0 | 17k | 2k | 102 |
| 97 | Jul 18, '21 | Hello 911? I’d like to report that the NY Mets are trying to kill me. | 1.0× | 0 | 18k | 1.1k | 45 |
| 98 | Feb 23, '22 | It has come to my attention that I do not know how to make a “thread” My response to this accusation is a hearty “you are correct” | 0.9× | 0 | 17k | 263 | 48 |
| 99 | Jul 31, '22 | You are such a huge part of his unparalleled legacy. Blessings to your family. | 0.9× | 0 | 17k | 590 | 36 |
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