| 1 | Aug 1, '24 | Could any picture sum up our new men’s rights movement better? The smirk of a male who’s knows he’s protected by a misogynist sporting establishment enjoying the distress of a woma | 64.3× | 124M | 412k | 79k | 15k |
| 2 | Mar 31, '25 | This is totalitarian insanity. If you think small children should be punished for being able to recognise sex, you are a dangerous zealot who should be nowhere near kids or in any | 41.7× | 80.4M | 126k | 21k | 4.1k |
| 3 | Sep 29, '25 | I'm seeing quite a bit of comment about this, so I want to make a couple of points. I'm not owed eternal agreement from any actor who once played a character I created. The idea is | 38.3× | 73.8M | 426k | 66k | 49k |
| 4 | Apr 16, '25 | I love it when a plan comes together. #SupremeCourt #WomensRights | 33.1× | 63.9M | 444k | 30k | 12k |
| 5 | Oct 17, '23 | No. | 24.6× | 47.4M | 369k | 35k | 6.6k |
| 6 | Feb 6, '25 | Congratulations to every single person on the left who’s been campaigning to destroy women’s and girls’ rights. Without you, there’d be no images like this. | 21× | 40.4M | 698k | 79k | 21k |
| 7 | Jan 22, '23 | Citation needed. | 20.3× | 39.2M | 142k | 8.5k | 904 |
| 8 | Feb 27, '25 | Explain what makes them trans. | 19.7× | 38M | 304k | 21k | 10k |
| 9 | Jun 30, '25 | Stephen Ireland, who targeted me with endless abuse on here because I oppose the chemical castration of children and the removal of protected spaces for women and girls, has just b | 19× | 36.6M | 401k | 88k | 15k |
| 10 | Jan 25, '23 | Men defining what a woman is, what women should and shouldn’t fear, what women should and shouldn’t say, what rights women should be fine with giving up and, of course, what consti | 16× | 30.9M | 265k | 46k | 4.6k |
| 11 | May 12, '24 | I didn’t compare him to one. He IS one. | 15.7× | 30.3M | 429k | 46k | 10k |
| 12 | Oct 23, '24 | 'We must not publish a study that says we're harming children because people who say we're harming children will use the study as evidence that we're harming children, which might | 14.6× | 28.1M | 170k | 48k | 12k |
| 13 | Oct 16, '23 | Kidnapping children is despicable and wholly unjustifiable. For obvious reasons, this picture has hit home with me. May Noya and all hostages taken by Hamas be returned soon, safel | 14.3× | 27.5M | 131k | 19k | 1.4k |
| 14 | Sep 11, '25 | If you believe free speech is for you but not your political opponents, you're illiberal. If no contrary evidence could change your beliefs, you're a fundamentalist. If you believe | 13.9× | 26.7M | 603k | 137k | 49k |
| 15 | Jun 28, '25 | Can't say I feel very shut down, but keep at it, Pedro. God loves a trier. | 12.7× | 24.5M | 282k | 13k | 5.6k |
| 16 | Sep 24, '24 | I get the same royalties whether you read them or burn them. Enjoy your marshmallows! 😘 | 12.6× | 24.4M | 483k | 32k | 6.2k |
| 17 | Aug 1, '24 | Watch this (whole thread), then explain why you’re OK with a man beating a woman in public for your entertainment. This isn’t sport. From the bullying cheat in red all the way up t | 11.8× | 22.8M | 214k | 39k | 6.9k |
| 18 | Jun 21, '23 | 'Cis' is ideological language, signifying belief in the unfalsifiable concept of gender identity. You have a perfect right to believe in unprovable essences that may or may not mat | 11.1× | 21.4M | 197k | 32k | 5.4k |
| 19 | Sep 2, '25 | What the fuck has the UK become? This is totalitarianism. Utterly deplorable. | 10.9× | 21M | 139k | 23k | 3.5k |
| 20 | Apr 6, '24 | You’ve asked me several questions on this thread and accused me of avoiding answering, so here goes. I believe a woman is a human being who belongs to the sex class that produces l | 10.4× | 20.1M | 175k | 33k | 30k |
| 21 | Nov 5, '24 | I didn't. | 10.3× | 19.8M | 205k | 11k | 3.4k |
| 22 | Jan 28, '23 | Deeply amused by those telling me I’ve lost their admiration due to the disrespect I show violent, duplicitous rapists. I shall file your lost admiration carefully in the box where | 9.7× | 18.7M | 266k | 21k | 2k |
| 23 | Sep 1, '25 | As another man who once worked with me declares himself saddened by my beliefs on gender and sex, I thought it might be useful to compile a list for handy reference. Which of the f | 9.5× | 18.3M | 247k | 41k | 22k |
| 24 | Jun 26, '17 | 20 years ago today a world that I had lived in alone was suddenly open to others. It's been wonderful. Thank you. #HarryPotter20 | 9.2× | 0 | 789k | 312k | 61 |
| 25 | Jun 19, '25 | No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no | 7.7× | 14.8M | 164k | 7.7k | 8.2k |
| 26 | Oct 12, '23 | We said ‘never again.’ The UK was a safe haven. Now, after the biggest massacre of Jews since the holocaust, British Jewish children are being advised to hide their identities as t | 7.1× | 13.6M | 124k | 27k | 2k |
| 27 | Apr 16, '25 | To those celebrating the fact that I'm smoking a blunt: it's a cigar. Even if it decided to identify as a blunt for the purposes of this celebration, it would remain objectively, p | 6.4× | 12.3M | 254k | 15k | 4.4k |
| 28 | Apr 21, '23 | Dreadful news, which I feel duty bound to share. Activists in my mentions are trying to organise yet another boycott of my work, this time of the Harry Potter TV show. As forewarne | 6.3× | 12.1M | 151k | 11k | 1k |
| 29 | Dec 28, '24 | There are no trans kids. No child is 'born in the wrong body'. There are only adults like you, prepared to sacrifice the health of minors to bolster your belief in an ideology that | 6.1× | 11.8M | 225k | 27k | 5.8k |
| 30 | Jun 29, '25 | When you tell a woman she must pretend a man is a woman, you’re asserting the right to control her speech and perception of reality, while also trivialising and devaluing her femal | 6.1× | 11.7M | 185k | 32k | 9.2k |
| 31 | Dec 26, '24 | I just read this to Neil and he said something that made me laugh so hard I nearly coughed up a kidney 🤣😆🤣😆 | 5.8× | 11.1M | 216k | 8k | 3.7k |
| 32 | Jul 17, '24 | I think I'm JK Rowling. Who the fuck are you? | 5.8× | 11.1M | 264k | 16k | 2.8k |
| 33 | Feb 25, '24 | That's my career over, then. | 5.5× | 10.5M | 149k | 7.8k | 2.5k |
| 34 | Aug 1, '24 | A young female boxer has just had everything she’s worked and trained for snatched away because you allowed a male to get in the ring with her. You’re a disgrace, your ‘safeguardin | 5.2× | 10.1M | 139k | 27k | 2.2k |
| 35 | Sep 27, '24 | Somehow I thought she'd live forever. RIP Dame Maggie Smith. | 5.2× | 10.1M | 345k | 27k | 3.5k |
| 36 | Feb 6, '25 | This 'why do you care about a tiny fraction of the population?' line is, and always was, utterly ridiculous. Gender ideology has undermined freedom of speech, scientific truth, gay | 4.6× | 8.8M | 195k | 38k | 22k |
| 37 | May 12, '24 | Calling a man a man is not 'bullying' or 'punching down.' Crossdressing straight men are currently one of the most pandered-to demographics in existence, and women are under no obl | 4.3× | 8.3M | 188k | 24k | 3.6k |
| 38 | Jan 14, '16 | There are no words to express how shocked and devastated I am to hear of Alan Rickman's death. He was a magnificent actor & a wonderful man. | 4.3× | 0 | 263k | 212k | 48 |
| 39 | Dec 19, '19 | Dress however you please. Call yourself whatever you like. Sleep with any consenting adult who’ll have you. Live your best life in peace and security. But force women out of their | 4.2× | 0 | 338k | 98k | 13k |
| 40 | Feb 3, '25 | This is the first and likely the last time I’ll retweet an ad, but I love it. | 4.2× | 8M | 185k | 38k | 17k |
| 41 | Nov 21, '24 | If a man is a woman, there's no such thing as a woman. You're desperate to be categorised as female, but by entering the category, you destroy it. You know that, which must suck fo | 4.1× | 7.9M | 179k | 20k | 4.5k |
| 42 | Oct 20, '24 | 9¾ | 4.1× | 7.9M | 218k | 13k | 2k |
| 43 | Oct 8, '25 | A woman is someone who doesn't need to put in any work to become a woman, because she's already a woman. | 4.1× | 7.8M | 212k | 22k | 3.6k |
| 44 | May 25, '17 | You tiny, tiny, tiny little man. | 3.9× | 0 | 299k | 140k | 48 |
| 45 | Jul 17, '24 | Amazed this still needs saying, but some don't seem to have got the memo. If calling me 'transphobe' and 'fascist' was going to scare me out of speaking up for women's rights, it w | 3.9× | 7.5M | 158k | 15k | 2.2k |
| 46 | Feb 14, '25 | *Man appears in court accused of raping and sexually assaulting two children. No, I don't respect his fucking 'identity'. | 3.8× | 7.3M | 202k | 26k | 2.6k |
| 47 | Sep 1, '17 | Today's the day Albus Severus Potter boards the Hogwarts Express at King's Cross for the first time #19yearslater ⚡️ | 3.7× | 0 | 298k | 140k | 40 |
| 48 | Dec 26, '24 | Married 23 years today ❤️ | 3.6× | 7M | 271k | 6k | 1.2k |
| 49 | Jan 31, '17 | Well, the fumes from the DVDs might be toxic and I've still got your money, so by all means borrow my lighter. | 3.4× | 0 | 321k | 98k | 101 |
| 50 | Jun 24, '25 | Attention all men telling me I look like a trans woman: I’m sensing that this isn’t meant as a compliment. In fact, the implication seems to be that trans women look male, or odd, | 3.2× | 6.1M | 181k | 11k | 2.9k |
| 51 | Jun 4, '17 | It's called 'leadership', Donald. The terrorists were dead 8 minutes after police got the call. If we need an alarmist blowhard, we'll call. | 3.2× | 0 | 289k | 100k | 4 |
| 52 | Dec 8, '15 | How horrible. Voldemort was nowhere near as bad. | 3.1× | 0 | 166k | 169k | 27 |
| 53 | Dec 17, '18 | Oh, piss off. | 3.1× | 0 | 376k | 54k | 643 |
| 54 | Apr 16, '25 | It took three extraordinary, tenacious Scottish women with an army behind them to get this case heard by the Supreme Court and, in winning, they’ve protected the rights of women an | 2.8× | 5.4M | 151k | 21k | 2.3k |
| 55 | Aug 7, '24 | For the record, bombarding me with pictures of athletic women to ‘teach’ me that women don’t all look like Barbie is like spamming me with pics of differently-shaped potatoes to pr | 2.8× | 5.4M | 149k | 12k | 2k |
| 56 | Jun 6, '20 | If sex isn’t real, there’s no same-sex attraction. If sex isn’t real, the lived reality of women globally is erased. I know and love trans people, but erasing the concept of sex re | 2.8× | 0 | 210k | 38k | 7.8k |
| 57 | Jan 30, '17 | He. Is. A. Terrorist. Not. A. Lone. Wolf. | 2.7× | 0 | 193k | 120k | 9 |
| 58 | Aug 17, '17 | Unbelievable. He actually did bring the Middle East together. | 2.7× | 0 | 255k | 88k | 8 |
| 59 | May 2, '18 | It's that anniversary again. This year, I apologise for killing someone who didn't die during the #BattleofHogwarts, but who laid down his life to save the people who'd win it. I r | 2.6× | 0 | 245k | 69k | 267 |
| 60 | Jan 30, '25 | Someone's lost a Patronus. | 2.4× | 4.7M | 137k | 11k | 3.4k |
| 61 | Nov 1, '17 | Fill her bucket with old candy left by her great-grandfather, then explain that she has more because she's smarter than all the other kids. | 2.2× | 0 | 235k | 56k | 12 |
| 62 | Jun 13, '25 | I’d like to take this opportunity to thank everyone who bought one of my books even though you never cared about them. It was very kind of you to take pity on me 🙏 #blessed | 2.1× | 4.1M | 197k | 8.4k | 1.4k |
| 63 | Oct 13, '22 | I read my most recent royalty cheques and find the pain goes away pretty quickly. | 2.1× | 0 | 259k | 19k | 2.2k |
| 64 | Nov 23, '17 | Reported and blocked. | 2.0× | 0 | 212k | 57k | 4 |
| 65 | May 2, '17 | OK, here it is. Please don't start flame wars over it, but this year I'd like to apologise for killing (whispers)... Snape. *runs for cover* | 2.0× | 0 | 164k | 65k | 98 |
| 66 | Oct 14, '22 | I'll never know anyone remotely like Robbie again. He was an incredible talent, a complete one off, and I was beyond fortunate to know him, work with him and laugh my head off with | 2.0× | 0 | 265k | 25k | 892 |
| 67 | Apr 8, '25 | I hate to disappoint, but you don’t turn me into a quivering heap of anguish by telling me I am, or look, old. I’ve lost too many people too young to feel anything but celebratory | 2.0× | 3.8M | 167k | 9.3k | 1.5k |
| 68 | Jun 13, '17 | I still have access. I'll DM them to you. | 2.0× | 0 | 204k | 53k | 4 |
| 69 | Apr 17, '25 | In case it wasn't clear: don't fuck with Scottish women 💜🤍💚🏴 | 1.8× | 3.5M | 132k | 14k | 2.7k |
| 70 | Apr 7, '25 | Oh look, another of those things that never happen has happened again. | 1.8× | 3.4M | 139k | 27k | 3.2k |
| 71 | Jun 20, '25 | Really hope go big or go home is still a thing. | 1.7× | 3.4M | 193k | 6k | 1k |
| 72 | Nov 6, '17 | People keep retweeting these Obama anniversary tweets into my timeline and it's like stumbling on pictures of the ex who broke your heart. | 1.7× | 0 | 178k | 51k | 3 |
| 73 | Jan 30, '17 | *sighs* Well, who knows? If I try harder, I might be reincarnated as a lonely virgin hiding behind a cartoon frog. | 1.7× | 0 | 173k | 46k | 6 |
| 74 | Aug 4, '25 | Only four weeks apart - we're practically twins! Yet on the one hand you've got someone who created a whole fantasy world, and on the other hand, you've got me. | 1.7× | 3.3M | 139k | 7.6k | 2.2k |
| 75 | Feb 11, '17 | .@piersmorgan If only you'd read Harry Potter, you'd know the downside of sucking up to the biggest bully in school is getting burned alive. | 1.7× | 0 | 170k | 43k | 11 |
| 76 | Feb 11, '17 | Because you had a premonition that one day the author would roar with laughter at seeing you called out for your bullshit on live TV? | 1.7× | 0 | 172k | 43k | 1 |
| 77 | Jul 3, '18 | hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha someone told him how to spell 'pore' hahahahahahahahahahaha | 1.6× | 0 | 185k | 34k | 218 |
| 78 | Jan 14, '16 | My thoughts are with Rima and the rest of Alan's family. We have all lost a great talent. They have lost part of their hearts. | 1.6× | 0 | 117k | 70k | 15 |
| 79 | Aug 15, '17 | One good thing about that abomination of a speech: it's now impossible for any Trump supporter to pretend they don't know what he is. | 1.5× | 0 | 140k | 43k | 9 |
| 80 | Feb 11, '17 | Yes, watching Piers Morgan being told to fuck off on live TV is *exactly* as satisfying as I'd always imagined. | 1.4× | 0 | 135k | 42k | 16 |
| 81 | Aug 12, '17 | Thread 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 | 1.4× | 0 | 115k | 56k | 6 |
| 82 | Feb 16, '18 | Hi David! You seem to be struggling to make your fictional European friend sound authentic. Try something a *real* European might say, like 'we don't have armed school guards,' 'we | 1.4× | 0 | 151k | 32k | 16 |
| 83 | Oct 8, '17 | I just made up the phrase 'batshit crazy.' | 1.3× | 0 | 136k | 35k | 3 |
| 84 | Jun 26, '22 | 25 years ago today, I saw Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone in a bookstore (Waterstones, Prince's Street, Edinburgh) for the very first time. It was one of the best moments | 1.3× | 0 | 172k | 14k | 904 |
| 85 | Aug 29, '17 | Close your eyes. Open a telephone directory. Point at the page. Open your eyes. That's the name of the person who could do better than this. | 1.3× | 0 | 117k | 40k | 1 |
| 86 | Dec 2, '17 | Your professor appears to be what people of my generation call 'a bit of a dick.' | 1.2× | 0 | 132k | 33k | 6 |
| 87 | Jul 27, '17 | Truly, whom amongst us can forget Trump ordering the killing of bin Laden? Or Obama bragging about barging in on naked beauty contestants? | 1.2× | 0 | 118k | 36k | 18 |
| 88 | Jul 3, '18 | Sweetheart, if you read the whole of Harry Potter and thought the author would support an authoritarian braggart who's too dumb to know how dumb he is, burn away. And so will I. | 1.2× | 0 | 146k | 20k | 128 |
| 89 | Dec 13, '17 | Narrator's voice: Roy was right. God was in control. What he didn't realise was, She's black. | 1.2× | 0 | 126k | 29k | 10 |
| 90 | May 19, '18 | Love > Hate | 1.2× | 0 | 135k | 23k | 105 |
| 91 | Aug 19, '18 | I do'nt care what Kids at School call me because they are all Disgusting Fake Losers and my Real Friends go to a diffrent Scool you haven't heard of and they think Im the Coolest a | 1.1× | 0 | 125k | 23k | 160 |
| 92 | May 24, '20 | When you find out who it was, let us know. I want to give them a year’s salary. | 1.1× | 0 | 127k | 20k | 246 |
| 93 | Mar 19, '22 | It's a donkey, though. | 1.1× | 0 | 121k | 6.7k | 648 |
| 94 | Dec 17, '16 | *its* | 1.0× | 0 | 113k | 23k | 1 |
| 95 | Nov 1, '18 | I've never felt worse about that thing I did to Hedwig. | 1.0× | 0 | 129k | 15k | 348 |
| 96 | Sep 8, '22 | Some may find the outpouring of British shock and grief at this moment quaint or odd, but millions felt affection and respect for the woman who uncomplainingly filled her constitut | 1.0× | 0 | 135k | 7.5k | 691 |
| 97 | Apr 23, '18 | I’m in a meeting with Warner Bros and I can’t really concentrate because look | 0.9× | 0 | 124k | 12k | 126 |
| 98 | Jul 7, '18 | Made all my own money, never been investigated for collusion and can go a whole sentence without lying. Swings and roundabouts. | 0.9× | 0 | 115k | 13k | 55 |
| 99 | Dec 23, '17 | Watching Die Hard. Alan Rickman really was insanely great. 💔 | 0.9× | 0 | 114k | 9.8k | 21 |
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