JohannesBorgen

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Le poids d'un oiseau qui s'y pose suffit à déplacer la terre. The weight of a bird landing on it is enough to move the Earth

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1Jun 10, '24By now you've probably read 10 times that Macron called parliamentary elections to put RN/Le Pen in power & wait for them to mess up so much that Macron's heir will win in 202777.2×1M1.3k212771
2Mar 19, '23CS confirms shareholders will get 3bn and AT1 holders 0. This won't go down very well as it's an obvious breach of the hierarchy of claims63.5×847k1.2k22983
3Sep 25, '24The 5Y yield of Greek government bonds is now below the French ones. Μπράβο55×733k1.7k502232
4Nov 7, '24Something absolutely wild is happening on the Euro swap cash basis and it's both extremely important & very puzzling - first time it's negative since 1999 Lots of theories arou40.4×539k1.8k275828
5Mar 24, '23Tbf there’s probably not much to add to this, but the people have spoken, so a thread on Deutsche Bank and the market action today that's been pretty wild32.4×432k480103195
6Mar 11, '23You'll see zillions of hot takes about bankruptcy of SVB $SVIB but bottom line is: they were just greedy and reckless. All they had to do was buy t-bills or deposit at the Fed &amp30.3×404k1.2k17997
7Jan 21, '23I must confess this chart & numbers surprised me because it seemed wrong but also it was tweeted by reliable accounts afaik. So what’s going on? Are corporate treasurers in pan28.2×377k44870117
8Jun 21, '24Non seulement le calcul d'Antoine est juste, mais la réalité est bien pire que ce qu'il dit et très loin des calculs fantaisistes ci-dessous. Voici ce que cela donne réllement. (Sp25.1×335k998180312
9Mar 21, '22The narrative sounds simple: sanctions will crash the Ruble, isolate Russian economy, create massive inflation and hopefully Russia will cave. But the chart for EUR vs RUB stubborn24.9×06k1.9k1.8k
10Mar 12, '23Probably foolish of me to make forecasts about the future, but what do I think will happen with SVB next week? $SVIB #SVB (I know this will horribly backfire but never mind)24.6×329k550106190
11Mar 15, '23Big move: SNB annonces liquidity backstop for Credit Suisse22.7×303k42414040
12Jul 8, '24Thoughts about what's next in France + some important budget geekery in the middle. A long thread. There is obviously no party capable of governing, But the two most important figu21.3×283k532111365
13Mar 14, '23One the most hilarious fact in this SVB/Signature debacle is that in Q4 2022 the geniuses at Signature decided to hedge the rates risk of their book... in the wrong direction !!! I20.9×279k734106129
14Feb 28, '24An absolute MUST READ on Bloom today about the private credit market. In a nutshell - ppl invest because there's no trade so pricess don't move (artifically low vol) - marks in fun20.3×270k664110286
16Oct 29, '24BNP has very good notes on the US elections and how to trade them. They are mostly focused on timing and the info you should focus on. Here's my summary18×240k761128990
17Mar 15, '23I've done my fair share of dunking on CS in the past, so let me point out two big items that make the contagion from SVB a bitabsurd: - CS has a very large amount of liquidity (sti17.7×236k5029881
18May 13, '24Is another (what ?! not again!) Italian bank going to be bust? The price action of BFF certainly doesn’t inspire much confidence. What happened? Simple: the Bank of Italy did an in16×214k49486294
19Jun 9, '24Unbelievable !!! Macron calls for general elections ! This is an earthquake in French politics.15.5×207k4264823
20Mar 20, '23About the CS AT1 wipeout and for the "read the docs, duh" crowd, may I point out that the docs were not the legal basis for wiping out AT1 but a new law that was passed yesterday? 15.5×207k5468469
21May 19, '25Ivy league unis being cut from federal funding means they have to sell private equity stakes at deep discount. You'd think it's because they have to fund their operations. But no, 13.6×182k1.2k151230
22Jun 20, '24Barclays just introduced a US Immigration tracker which they say provide better insights than the many official sources. Bottom line is huge increase in "Humanitarian" migration + 13.4×179k617122482
23Dec 19, '21Looking at French Covid hospital data I found something very intriguing. Since the beginning of the pandemic, I pay attention to a metric I call ICU exit rate: the % of ICU patient12.9×03.9k1k381
24Nov 26, '24Come on, people, we can do it !!! French 10y vs Greek 10y is at the tightest since data is available & only 3bps from turning positive ! GO GREEEECE12.7×169k66612155
25Sep 9, '25YEEEEEEEEEEES WE'VE DONE IIIIIIIT CONGRATS FOLKS France 10Y yield is above Italian 10Y yield for the first time since the Euro was introduced10.5×140k2.1k326106
26Mar 5, '23This is really a fascinating chart - and definitely not what I expected : average age of human procreation over the last 250 000 (!) years.10.3×137k46176145
27Feb 21, '25Exemple sur la brillante idée de la taxe plancher à 2%: nos brillants ingénieurs qui ont développé Mistral ont la main sur une pépite qui vaut maintenant >100m chacun vu les val9.5×127k1.6k20398
28May 15, '23There's customer service, and then there's customer service at Revolut: "the head of Revolut’s UK operations accidentally texted a disgruntled customer to say he would be waiting f9.4×125k3995516
29Mar 14, '23Deutsche Bank has a new astonishing forecast for the next ECB & Fed meetings. "Absolutely no idea at the moment what the Fed and ECB are going to do at their meetings over the 8.2×110k6439514
30Oct 26, '20Last Friday, Macron floated the idea of a new general lockdown in France. Ouch. And because I’m fed up with reading so much garbage and contradictory stuff on Covid, I decided to h7.9×01.8k612372
31Jun 22, '23I could go on forever about Credit Suisse's legendary behaviour over the years, but this snippet is top ShitBanksDo Index stuff “[in] the past dozen years, Credit Suisse put 35 bil7.9×105k3816734
32Mar 20, '23I couldn't believe it but apparently it's true, he really said it. Being ridiculed by the Greek banking system is really another level.7.5×100k6199223
33Jan 10, '25This is pure gold, Greek edition. How did Eurobank achieve such an increase in capital ratios, in Q3 24? The trick is in the +99bps. Which comes from a mysterious decrease of 2.4bn7.5×99k42567366
35May 24, '24The market: OMG Goldman are so smart, they managed to dodge the loss on Archegos when everyone else got burned. The truth at trial: Archegos trader accidentally transfered 470m *to7.3×97k6064075
36Jul 2, '25France is famous for wine, cheese, Versailles, football… and credit ratings. Today I’m going to tell you how French banks will save billions of capital thanks to an old institution7.2×95k67994643
37May 18, '22Time to go back to the incredible Allianz story that broke yesterday: how did a boring German insurer end up paying 5.8bn$ in fines & client compensation? A thread + what I thi6.8×01.7k349620
38Mar 20, '23Unbelievable6.7×90k407721
39Feb 16, '24That's got to be 1 of the most hilarious non performing loan ever. Hamburg Commercial Bank booked a NPL on... its own headquarters! They lent the money (142m !) to Signa to buy the6.6×88k5118067
40Sep 19, '25France is the perfect example of an old phenomenon: brainwashing works. Like, it really really works. There are now millions of French people who believe that French companies rece6.4×85k1.7k198130
41Jun 15, '24France has approx the world record for public spending. Yet 70% of voters want more public spending. So what far left & far right are arguing about is who's antisemitic & w4.9×66k5419950
42Mar 2, '22Someone put an order on Sberbank at 0. Like 0.000.4.9×02.1k21646
43Jun 24, '24I'm sorry to inform you that France is now officially an Emerging Market.4.6×62k4103727
44Sep 5, '24This is going to be interesting Step 1: BBVA makes a bid on Sabadell Step 2: Spanish government firmly opposes the bid Step 3: Bank of Spain supports the bid Step 4: Gvt minister b4.5×61k76513567
45Oct 2, '24One big French company, when asked if higher corporate income tax would be very bad for profits : "Oh no, we never make any money in France"4.4×58k6856937
47Oct 10, '24French govt is presenting an extremely important budget today so for the less familiar, let me remind you the golden rule of French politics: "Spending cut" means spending will inc4.0×54k1.2k14044
48Apr 8, '25Bloomberg has some nice charts on the tariffs’ impacts. The first one argues that tariffs on China are coming globally: too many countries will see a spike of imports from China &a3.9×52k441100250
49Dec 20, '24Watching Musk Tweet is like watching a teenager get radicalised on YouTube videos. From "I'm in the center with no political bias" to "I support AFD" in a few years. Don't try this3.7×50k9309131
50Jun 25, '21Long overdue, the thread I promised about ESG investing – mostly personal experience and thoughts. Remember I mostly invest in fins – but not only.3.6×0812159389
51Mar 1, '22What’s going on with European banks and what are the risks from the Ukrainian conflict? I know it might sound slightly irrelevant, considering all is going on, but the past few day3.5×0849235295
53Oct 3, '22I haven’t tweeted much about Credit Suisse mayhem over the weekend – mostly because I found the tweet that triggered the whole thing a bit silly. Btw the tweet has been deleted and3.1×0962130238
54Aug 5, '24Italy, summarised. "Italy implemented a tax on banks last year however, it didn’t lead to any payments made to the Government"3.1×41k4775534
55Jun 17, '22Answering to questions I often get (@kittysquiddy ) here’s a thread about what the BIG rates shock means for banks. I won’t get into the details of why banks are exposed to rates b3.1×0549107484
56Mar 7, '22This is wild. I've never seen anything like that in my life. The bond was due today. Traded at 0.5% yield for a year. Crashed to 50% par. Repaid at par today. * GAZPRU 6.51 03/07/22.9×0991176107
57Sep 13, '25You know France is screwed when @jburnmurdoch starts doing charts about French pensions 😅2.9×38k5583353
58Apr 7, '20I've never seen anything like the German loan guarantee program: instant loans for SMEs, 100% guaranteed, up to 3m of revenues (max 800k), only condition is profitable last year or2.8×077632542
59Jun 28, '22Something fascinating will happen in Q3 on the French mortgage market. How will French banks be able to make money at all on new loans? Follow me for a quick thread, because I thin2.8×0758135248
60Apr 3, '25Look, everyone is saying that Trump's tariffs formula has no basis in mainstream economic theories, but I'd like to point out that it also has no basis in batshit crazy economic th2.5×33k6079925
61Apr 6, '21We finally have the total cost of the Archegos disaster for Credit Suisse: 4.4bn CHF. There is one question I get A LOT: how is it possible that Credit Suisse took a multi-billion 2.4×0581130203
62Jun 27, '19STOP EVERYTHING YOU'RE DOING. IT IS HERE. THE FIRST ZERO COUPON PERPETUAL BOND EVER.2.3×071120640
63Jun 2, '20Holy cow ! The S&P downgrade/upgrade ratio on levered loans hit 43.2 ! That's not a %, btw. That's 43.2 downgrades for 1 upgrade 😱. The peak in the GFC was 8.4.2.3×068521647
64Aug 14, '20I don't even know where to start. The German finance minister confirmed that BaFin staff actively traded Wirecard stock in the months before the bankruptcy. Seriously?2.2×059323316
65Feb 4, '22Unsurprisingly after this Bund move, the question I get the most if this: what do rising rates mean for banks? Well, it’s both very important & not that simple, so here’s a sho2.1×042579312
66Oct 16, '19There is a lot of debate going on about what negative interest rates mean for banks and how it’s bad, but (life) insurers are often forgotten. So here’s a thread about this because2.1×0498165137
67Apr 29, '25The only upside of the Spanish blackout is reading about grid frequency, grid inertia, rotational energy, etc, and discovering how fascinating this topic is.2.1×27k4415133
68Aug 23, '22Little bombshell in the EP's proposed amendments on Basel 4 for banks: several proposals to severely penalise fossil fuels. 1) Exposures to existing fossil fuel at 150% risk weight2.0×0556118101
69Apr 29, '22Essential piece of research from Barclays today, on the economic impact of stopping the flow of Russian gas. Do read it, but if you can't, here's a summary 🧵1.9×0460129167
70Sep 28, '22Today's the sale of 5bn£ tap of 2053 Gilt. It was planned for mid Sept but postponed after the queen's death (weird if you ask me) Since then, you might have noticed slight market 1.9×057716235
71Dec 11, '22I think i know what happened in the very last minutes of that France England game yesterday, and that dramatic penalty miss. Hear me out, because it’s been a fascinating psychology1.8×06218570
74Jul 7, '22Eurocrisis veterans will remember that back in the days, Italy & Spain were basically in the same boat. Now that we're discussing fragmentation risk again, it's worth pointing 1.5×047110971
75Jul 8, '21I did an explainer of the ECB Policy review: If inflation goes down, ECB buys bonds. If inflation goes up, ECB buys bonds. We need to fight climate change, ECB buys bonds. You're w1.5×059910412
77Nov 19, '22To be honest I didn't expect the CFA franc conspiracy theory to pop up in mainstream European politics1.3×05213667
81Dec 7, '22I think Bloomberg just killed all ESG data providers with its new ESG function release this morning. Truly impressive stuff. The master of data strikes again?1.1×03772375
84Mar 16, '21I can't believe my 18 year old son living in the US will be vaccinated before my 84 year old mum living in France 😭1.0×0444516
85Apr 21, '22If you're an investor & not French, this is all you need to know about the debate between Macron & LePen - macron was arrogant but French ppl always are - le pen was shit b1.0×0433478
94Feb 26, '22Swift is to Russia what R* was to Covid 🙄 nobody has a clue what it really is, but it feels good to talk about it like you're an expert0.9×0397377

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