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1Mar 11, '23HIGNFY producers hoping BBC don’t find out that Ian Hislop also edits a satirical magazine occasionally critical of government policy.16.8×3.5M53k7.9k119
2Jan 4, '23As Rishi Sunak unveils plans to make maths compulsory until age 18, AQA unveils new A-level question:9.6×2M24k4.1k148
3Jan 9, '24After the effect of 'Mr Bates vs the Post Office', let’s hope Toby Jones is also working on new TV dramas about water pollution, climate change, covid, PPE contracts, the refugee c8.3×1.7M41k8.2k195
4Jan 9, '23As the NHS is given an extra £250m to buy beds, bookies begin taking bets on which minister’s mate owns a mattress company.7.1×1.5M21k3.3k38
5Apr 14, '25A special moment for humanity as the world gets to watch billionaires play astronauts with the tax money they avoided paying6.0×1.2M56k9.5k543
6Sep 25, '23Live scenes from the HS2 just north of Watford:5.0×1M21k3.1k104
7Jan 16, '23Lives of the British public cannot be disrupted by a small minority, says man elected by 0.0001% of the population:4.9×1M20k4.6k53
8Feb 21, '24GB News presenter Eamonn Holmes has ripped into Taylor Swift saying “I wouldn’t date her.” Which finally explains why she was forced to settle for a 6ft4 professional athlete4.5×928k23k2k184
9Jul 5, '24KING CHARLES: 'Really? How fascinating. What kind of tools?'4.5×920k20k1.9k265
10Apr 17, '20BREAKING: Hundreds of people gather on Westminster Bridge to applaud the NHS staff who will be treating them for coronavirus next week.4.0×073k14k119
11Sep 8, '20‘Brexit deal never made sense’ says man who negotiated it, signed it, prevented MPs from scrutinising it, campaigned for it and won a general election on the back of it:3.4×050k17k241
12May 26, '20‘It’s time to move on’ says government that’s worked harder to safeguard one man’s job in three days than it has to protect frontline workers and care home residents in three month3.3×054k15k74
13Jan 11, '22Tense days ahead as Boris Johnson waits to find out if inquiry ordered by Boris Johnson finds that Boris Johnson attended a party at Boris Johnson’s house.3.0×058k9.7k148
14May 26, '22Vatican investigates possible miracle as UK government inexplicably finds £10bn for energy bills just 24 hours after the Sue Gray report.2.9×052k10k147
15Mar 4, '25Donald Trump says stopping military aid is the best way to get peace, except in the middle East where apparently it's best to keep arming Israel2.9×588k24k6.2k341
16Jan 26, '22Met Police call first witness:2.7×056k6.3k122
17Jan 14, '22Credit where credit’s due - turns out the government can organise a piss-up.2.6×053k7.3k106
18Dec 20, '21Widespread chaos across UK as people arrive at work meetings armed with cheese, wine, 15 other people and a baby.2.6×051k7.9k117
19May 25, '20BREAKING: Dominic Cummings press conference went ‘really well’ says Prince Andrew.2.4×047k7.7k47
20May 27, '20BREAKING: Vatican designates Barnard Castle a sacred site after thousands of blind pilgrims are miraculously cured over the past 24 hours.2.3×042k8.5k74
21Aug 4, '22New series of Big Brother receives 50 million applications after producers confirm that the house will have food and central heating.2.3×047k5.8k112
22May 7, '20BREAKING: British media reacts as death toll passes 30,000.2.3×031k11k180
23Jan 3, '19After a vegan sausage roll sends Piers Morgan into a meltdown, experts say it’s a good job he isn’t one of those easily-offended snowflakes he's always talking about.2.2×040k8.6k42
24Oct 20, '22BREAKING: The Government.2.0×043k4.6k66
25Jan 1, '22World begins unprecedented third attempt at 2020.2.0×040k5.9k167
26May 11, '21After Matt Hancock says six cases of voter fraud is ‘six too many’, the UK’s 280,000 homeless people ask for a quick word.2.0×035k7.5k53
27Jan 3, '20Jan 1st: New decade going fairly well, all things considered. Jan 2nd: Australia appears to be on fire. Jan 3rd: World War III announced.1.9×032k8k127
28Nov 13, '20BREAKING: Dominic Cummings to leave Downing St by Christmas. Unclear as yet who will take over as PM.1.9×038k4.7k29
29Apr 9, '20MPs offered an extra £10,000 each to work from home, coming as a great comfort to nurses wearing bin bags to protect themselves from coronavirus.1.9×028k9.3k52
30Jan 13, '20Harry and Meghan latest: World enters sixth day of coming to terms with 35-year-old man moving out of his nan’s house.1.8×036k5.3k57
31Jun 25, '21After Matt Hancock is accused of having an affair, lying to everyone and being 'fucking hopeless', bookies make him odds-on favourite for next PM.1.8×036k5.6k57
32Dec 12, '21BREAKING: Boris Johnson denies hosting quiz at No 10, as it was actually an emergency Cobra meeting to determine which Irish singer-songwriter released the 1990 hit single ‘Nothing1.8×036k5k94
33Aug 1, '19Government reveals new Brexit bus.1.8×024k10k34
34Sep 28, '22Kwasi Kwarteng receives shortest email in recorded history:1.8×033k5.5k181
35Oct 19, '19BREAKING: Three-and-a-half years, two extensions, seven defections, 21 deselections, three prime ministers, countless amendments, two prorogations, one Supreme Court judgement, 66 1.7×028k7.6k86
36Jan 27, '22BREAKING: Govt strikes exclusive deal with Wordle to release Sue Gray report one word at a time until 2028.1.7×035k4.4k63
37Nov 9, '18White House releases new footage of Jim Acosta incident:1.7×029k7.3k53
38Dec 9, '20After four and a half years, three prime ministers, two general elections, 64 resignations and 3,498 U-turns, Boris Johnson flies to Brussels at the last possible moment to secure 1.7×029k6k74
39Jan 6, '21BREAKING: Three, possibly four brain cells have entered the US Capitol building.1.6×032k4.6k94
40Aug 13, '20‘Increasing A-level grades will mean a whole generation could end up promoted beyond their abilities’ says Minister for Irony.1.6×028k6.3k59
41May 26, '21BREAKING: Several buses arrive at Westminster amid fears Dominic Cummings won’t be able to throw entire government under just one.1.6×032k4.5k61
42Feb 28, '22Despite overwhelming odds, 2022 somehow already more shit than 2021.1.6×033k3.9k92
43Jul 7, '22BREAKING: Thousands of work events reported across the UK.1.6×032k4.2k64
44Mar 31, '20BREAKING: World bids farewell to March, which began 36 years and nine months ago today.1.6×027k6.8k47
45Sep 15, '20‘I would call the police on people flouting Covid rules’ says woman who voted to break the law 14 hours ago:1.6×028k5.9k47
46Jan 20, '22Government scraps advice on working from home. No news yet on drinking at work.1.6×030k4.9k44
47Apr 6, '20After Matt Hancock asks Premier League footballers to donate their wages to help fight coronavirus, some wonder if he should ask the UK’s hedge fund owners, tax-dodging FTSE 100 co1.6×025k7k32
48Feb 19, '21After Julia Hartley-Brewer complains that Nasa can send a probe to Mars yet we’re not allowed to visit our next door neighbour, scientists point out that the R-rate tends to be pre1.6×031k4.2k44
49Sep 28, '22Police say they’re becoming increasingly concerned over the whereabouts of a Mrs L. Truss from Norfolk. Last seen driving entire country off a cliff.1.5×028k4.9k69
50Sep 27, '22Kwasi Kwarteng delivers on promise to make stamp duty a thing of the past by ensuring nobody can get a mortgage.1.5×030k4k64
51Aug 19, '20MISSING: Have you seen this man? Last seen mumbling to cameras in the Westminster area. Please check sheds, garages and fridges.1.5×024k5.6k38
52Apr 1, '22Downing St officials begin to receive £50 fines for lockdown parties - just a fraction less than the £10,000 ones members of the public got.1.4×025k5.4k56
53Sep 14, '20BREAKING: The law.1.4×027k4.6k54
54Jul 23, '19BREAKING: We’re screwed.1.4×022k6.1k53
55Dec 21, '21Boris Johnson confirms no further restrictions yet, meaning UK might have to wait until next week to completely ignore what he says.1.4×029k3.7k35
56May 30, '18Raheem Sterling in hot water again after The Sun photographs him smiling on the 587th anniversary of Joan of Arc’s death.1.4×024k6.1k4
57May 19, '20URGENT: Have you seen this man? Last spotted a week ago in the Westminster area. Police urge anyone with information to kindly keep it to themselves.1.4×024k5.1k30
58Sep 5, '19BREAKING: Jo Johnson resigns to spend less time with his family.1.4×025k4.9k29
59Oct 5, '22Suella Braverman says sending asylum seekers to Rwanda before Christmas would be her ‘dream’ - closely followed by ‘drowning kittens in a river’ and ‘pushing an orphan off a cliff’1.4×026k4.1k44
60May 21, '20Richard Branson hoping to send a rocket into space this weekend, coming as a bit of a surprise to the 3,000 staff he said he couldn’t afford to pay two weeks ago.1.4×024k5.2k29
61Jan 17, '22Today reportedly the most depressing day of the year, unlike the previous 700 which have famously been a barrel of laughs.1.4×028k3.1k43
62Nov 20, '22President Zelensky says it was great to meet yet another British PM, and he can’t wait to see who we send in December.1.4×028k3.1k78
63Apr 1, '19BREAKING: Government reveals Brexit was an April Fool’s prank all along - “We never even sent Article 50 letter”.1.3×023k5k19
64Jul 3, '20‘I don’t believe in gestures’ says man who drove a digger through a wall to promote Brexit and clapped on Thursday nights for people he failed to protect:1.3×021k5.2k46
65Dec 21, '21Ministers said to have considered three options during yesterday’s cabinet meeting, thought to be Stilton, Wensleydale and Brie.1.3×025k3.3k32
66Jul 7, '20After Boris Johnson criticises them for ‘not following procedures’, care homes wonder whether they should have booked a coach trip to Durham or Greece instead.1.2×022k4.7k22
67May 10, '20BREAKING: UK declared coronavirus-free after scientists discover all we had to do was stay alert.1.2×024k3.7k39
68Apr 13, '22MPs accused of not taking the cost-of-living crisis seriously after Michael Fabricant wastes £5 worth of spaghetti:1.2×025k2.6k53
69Sep 30, '22As petition calling for an early general election passes 100,000 signatures, furious Conservative Party members argue that huge political decisions shouldn’t be dictated by such a 1.2×024k3.6k45
70Nov 10, '21Report finds 1 in 10 people regret extravagant purchases made over lockdown, such as hot tubs, exercise equipment and £37bn test and trace systems.1.2×025k3.4k35
71Mar 25, '22More embarrassment for Rishi Sunak at the petrol station as he tries to pay for a sausage roll with six uncut diamonds and a Fabergé egg.1.2×025k3k32
72Sep 30, '19Greta Thunberg "unstable" says man who had an emotional breakdown over a sausage roll:1.2×023k3.5k23
73May 22, '20No 10 prepares to launch new ‘track and trace’ app, in latest effort to locate Boris Johnson.1.2×021k4.6k24
74May 24, '20Live scenes as Dominic Cummings pops out for his morning paper:1.2×023k3.7k33
75May 16, '20BREAKING: Huge anti-lockdown protest currently taking place at Hyde Park, with further gatherings expected at intensive care units across the UK next week.1.2×022k3.9k28
76Apr 30, '20BREAKING: Matt Hancock hits his 100k-a-day target after getting Priti Patel to read out the number.1.2×022k3.8k24
77Dec 19, '21Lord Frost reportedly furious with the terms of his resignation after negotiating them himself.1.1×022k3.4k29
78May 20, '19BREAKING: Nigel Farage says voters have a clear choice this week; namely strawberry, chocolate or vanilla.1.1×020k4.1k18
79Jun 18, '20As a new book alleges Donald Trump thought Finland was controlled by Russia, Finnish authorities say to be fair they thought the same about him.1.1×021k4k29
80Jul 26, '19BREAKING: MPs go off on their 5 week summer holidays, as everything’s completely under control and there’s absolutely no work to do.1.1×020k4.4k10
81Jun 26, '20BREAKING: Dominic Raab orders closure of all beaches in Bournemouth, Swindon, Derby and Leeds.1.1×021k3.3k34
82Apr 14, '20After Boris Johnson speaks of the great debt he owes to the NHS, medical staff across the UK agree that about £350 million a week should cover it.1.1×020k4.3k18
83Jun 1, '20After two NASA astronauts travel to the ISS, 400km above the Earth’s surface, critics say surely there’s a cheaper way to test their eyesight.1.1×021k3.4k21
84Aug 15, '19After Arron Banks picks a fight with Greta Thunberg on Twitter, Oxford Dictionary updates its definition of ‘hardman’.1.1×019k4.4k39
85Aug 17, '20Damage from A-level fiasco now affecting all aspects of government, as Dominic Raab is downgraded to 'Dominic Rbbb'.1.1×021k3.4k34
86Aug 25, '20BREAKING: Storm Francis downgraded to light breeze after Gavin Williamson finds out it went to a state school.1.1×020k3.5k34
87Dec 8, '21Today’s headlines: Guardian - XMAS PARTY OUTRAGE Daily Mail - PM ACCUSED OF LYING Metro - THEY’RE LAUGHING AT US The Sun - Unusually large pigeon spotted in Devon1.1×022k2.4k38
88Oct 24, '22Boris Johnson claimed to have the backing of 102 MPs, just like he claimed to have those 40 new hospitals, 50,000 new nurses and £350million a week for the NHS.1.1×020k3.4k41
89Apr 16, '20As 99-year-old Captain Tom Moore raises over £12 million for the NHS, the government says if he could raise another £338 million by the end of the week that would be great.1.0×020k3.4k21
90Dec 20, '21BREAKING: Cabinet reportedly meeting this afternoon after Grant Shapps is spotted wheeling a karaoke machine into No 10.1.0×021k2.6k19
91Nov 29, '22President Zelensky up against King Charles for Time’s Person of the Year, as panellists struggle to choose between leading a country against a barbaric invasion and being the eldes1.0×021k2.4k106
92Jun 6, '22Fixed penalty notices: 126 Backbones: 1481.0×020k3k22
93Jan 6, '21Government announces mandatory Covid testing at UK airports, to celebrate six-month anniversary of other countries doing it.1.0×020k3.1k30
94Jun 6, '22After Graham Brady receives the 54 letters required to trigger a confidence vote in Boris Johnson, Nadine Dorries insists most of them are letters of support.1.0×021k2.4k28
95Mar 4, '21Corporation tax to rise from 19 to 25 percent in the UK, leaving Apple and Google facing bills of up to £12.1.0×020k2.9k29
96May 26, '22Guns to be banned from Donald Trump’s upcoming NRA appearance, proving that the US can protect a child when it wants to.1.0×019k3.1k43
97Feb 9, '22Boris Johnson reportedly furious over claims about Carrie in new book. Fair enough, never nice when someone spreads unsubstantiated allegations then refuses to retract them.1.0×019k2.8k28
98Nov 13, '20BREAKING: As Dominic Cummings leaves No 10 with immediate effect, the government is advised to wait 14 days to make sure he’s completely gone.1.0×020k2.4k17
99Sep 30, '22New poll reveals 44% of people think Rishi Sunak would be doing a better job as PM than Liz Truss, just behind Larry the Cat on 61% and ‘a boiled egg’ on 53%.1.0×020k2.2k46
100Dec 17, '20As anger mounts over Dominic Cummings’ £40k pay rise, No 10 says it was mainly to cover petrol.0.9×020k2.1k16

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