Hari Kondabolu

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Comic from Queens, living in Brooklyn. New special “Vacation Baby” now available for FREE on YouTube:

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1Jun 24, '24When you find out who doesn’t have Asian friends.179×2.9M27k2k1k
2Apr 21, '23Dear @AOC, please accept this as my formal apology.176×2.8M5k284273
3May 30, '20WHITE DUDES WHITESPLAINING MARTIN LUTHER KING TO HIS SON. ENJOY.92×0218k53k2.4k
4May 27, '18Don’t tell me that your racist relatives are “the product of their time.” If they’ve figured out how to use cellphones & the internet, they can figure out how to not be racist.15.7×038k9.4k82
5Sep 5, '17America hating immigrants is like a body rejecting its own blood.14.9×032k11k2
6Oct 23, '18White people who traveled great distances to find prosperity were “pioneers.” Brown people who do the same thing now are part of a “migrant caravan.”13.8×032k8.9k116
7Apr 10, '21Colin Kaepernick took a knee & they said he disrespected the military. How about this?13×027k10k293
8May 19, '19PEOPLE OF COLOR: "Game of Thrones" ends tonight. White people will be at their most vulnerable. Tonight is the night we make our move. #GOTFinale12.5×036k4.1k164
9Jul 26, '17So, let me get this straight: Just because the last President was Black, now everyone has to die?11.5×025k7.7k2
10Nov 3, '21As a society, we were willing to call a man “Puff Daddy,” then “P. Diddy” and then just “Diddy.” But if a Trans person asks us to use the pronouns “they/them,” we freak out?8.3×023k3.4k180
11Jun 11, '19OLDER WHITE PERSON: What part of India is your family from? ME: The South. Specifically Andhra Pradesh & Telangana. OLDER WHITE PERSON: Ok. I will now tell you about my experie8.1×024k1.8k109
12Feb 8, '21Never Forget. #SuperBowl7.7×020k3.3k143
13Feb 21, '19What Jussie Smollett is accused of is despicable. However, don’t forget that we believed he was the victim of such a horrendous hate crime because its the type of thing that happen7.5×011k1.8k41
14Apr 25, '18Thank you, @HankAzaria. I appreciate what you said & how you said it.7.4×021k2.8k200
16Apr 30, '22No masks mandatory on airplane, but still can’t have over 3oz of toothpaste in your bag. Death total due to toothpaste still currently at ZERO.6.4×019k2.3k95
17Jun 4, '22Tonight, white woman in front row interrupted my set before I even started talking. I tried to regain control of room by teasing her. She gave me two middle fingers & climbed o6.2×021k582267
18Jul 7, '16Are any cops planning to publicly renounce police brutality or do only Muslims have to do that after every terrorist attack?6.1×08.6k6.7k1
19Jun 8, '18Anthony Bourdain was a Hall of Fame white dude. He was interested in the foods of other cultures, but more than that, he was interested in other people. He shared their stories...a5.2×015k1.9k22
20Jul 4, '19By your eyebrows, you should be a white brunette. Things change.5.2×016k1.2k31
21Jan 30, '20I’m a Hindu. I wear a saffron prayer string with Hanuman around my wrist. I pray every morning. I refuse to let Hinduism be defined by a Hindutva movement that is trying to redefin5.1×013k2k84
22Jun 16, '18How many immigrants & refugees would have stayed in their homelands if Western countries had not colonized them to begin with, continued to exploit them for natural resources &4.7×09.4k3.6k89
23Jul 19, '16Rep. Steve King said white people contributed most to civilization. Melania Trump then showed us how...by stealing from a Person of Color.4.5×06.3k4.8k0
24Oct 24, '17Saying you’re “Politically Incorrect” is the Politically Correct way of saying you’re an asshole.4.2×010k2.6k0
25Mar 31, '22A white reporter recently started an interview with me with “Namaste.” It went downhill from there.4.1×014k334118
26Apr 9, '18In “The Problem with Apu,” I used Apu & The Simpsons as an entry point into a larger conversation about the representation of marginalized groups & why this is important. T3.9×09.4k1.6k40
27Feb 4, '19It’s terrible that Liam Neeson thought about committing a hate crime. However, it should be noted, Mark Wahlberg ACTUALLY committed hate crimes.3.7×09.7k1.6k47
28Jan 29, '19Someone send Marie Kondo to the British Museum, so some of us can get our shit back.3.7×09.7k1.8k26
29Jun 15, '18They separated parents & children during Slavery. They separated parents & children during the Holocaust. Nowhere in the history of the world has the violation of the sanct3.5×07.7k2.6k10
30Jul 7, '16If the cops kill People of Color in the US so easily, even when filmed, can you imagine what our military does in the countries we invade?3.3×03.7k4k0
31Jan 14, '16#OscarsSoWhite that Rocky got nominated in a movie about Apollo Creed's son.3.3×04k4k0
32Mar 17, '21The fact he sees ASIAN WOMEN as “temptations” for his sex addiction is racial motivation. Not seeing this as racist IS racist. #StopAsianHate3.2×06.9k2.3k74
33Dec 22, '18Sometimes racism isn’t an action. It’s a look or a tone that makes it clear that you are not welcome. People of Color know what this feels like. White people often think you are ma3.2×07.4k2k83
34Oct 2, '20Just remember that even Trump is somebody’s child. My thoughts are with Satan at this time. #TrumpHasCovid3.2×08.6k1.2k102
35Jan 10, '18Hey People who are upset about The Simpsons maybe getting rid of Apu, are you just as upset about the 7-Eleven immigration raids? Or do you just worry about the loss of immigrants 3.2×07.7k1.8k0
36Jan 17, '20If @HankAzaria is indeed no longer doing the voice of Apu, I do hope they keep the character & let a very talented writing staff do something interesting with him. If not to be3.1×08.5k76587
37Aug 15, '15If "All Lives Matter," then why don't we have Universal Healthcare? And why are prisons privatized? And why are there still homeless people?3.0×03.9k3.6k2
38Jan 7, '15Muslims made to answer for actions of Muslims anywhere. But, you bring up slavery to white American & it's "I had nothing to do with that!"3.0×03.2k3.9k0
39Apr 30, '18Well, that seals it. Matt Groening finally responded & sounds like every other troll on the internet who didn’t see the documentary. No one is offended by this character. It wa2.9×07.2k1.4k25
40Apr 11, '18In order to make it clear they weren’t going to change Apu in any way, The Simpsons changed Lisa. That’s some serious spite.2.9×08.2k1.2k11
41Feb 17, '20I‘m still a registered Democrat but I think I might go Independent. The fact there are so many Democrats who would rather vote for a Billionaire to prevent a Democratic Socialist f2.8×08.1k63533
42Dec 4, '17What is happening to Rohingya Muslims in Myanmar is a genocide that is committed by Buddhists & is being justified by monks. This shows you how the “nation-state” construct can2.8×05.5k2.3k2
43May 30, '17If you're white & don't mind me talking about "white people," it's bc you know it's not about you. If you get mad, it's bc it's about you.2.7×06.1k1.8k3
44Jun 23, '19If Immigration Agents Show Up At Your Door. Via @ACLU2.7×04.3k2.8k46
45Jan 17, '25NEW YORK CITY! MAY 29TH! GET TICKETS!2.7×43k2517
46Mar 3, '20An infectious disease is spreading across the US. Quickly, we must prevent Universal Healthcare!2.7×07.2k1.3k29
47Oct 11, '18I get invited to speak on panels about diversity in casting more than I actually get cast.2.6×07.7k90817
48Aug 12, '20Wanting Biden to win this election, doesn’t mean I turn my brain off & agree with everything he does. These aren’t teams to root for. These are elected leaders to be held accou2.6×06.6k1.4k40
49Nov 25, '17I beg you to put LaVar Ball on the cover.2.6×07.7k8280
50Mar 21, '18White Supremacist terrorism is not seen as terrorism because it does not affect the white power structure or question its power.2.5×05.2k2k9
51Jun 26, '20Re: The Simpsons using People of Color to voice minority characters. All it took was 30 years, a documentary, more relevant shows doing it first & a conversation about racism s2.4×06.9k77450
52Aug 17, '20So multi-billion dollar sports teams can’t prevent their players from getting COVID while in a bubble & without fans... but underfunded public schools can figure it out? GOT IT2.4×06.4k1.2k22
54Jan 4, '19REPUBLICANS: Would it have been better if Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib didn’t call Trump a “motherfucker,” and instead threatened to “grab him by the pussy”? I don’t know how your r2.3×05.7k1.2k8
55Apr 9, '18Wow. “Politically Incorrect?” That’s the takeaway from my movie & the discussion it sparked? Man, I really loved this show. This is sad.2.3×05.1k1.1k38
56Apr 28, '15A riot is a symptom, not the disease. #BaltimoreRiots2.2×03.5k2.3k0
57Jul 31, '18Racism is not making a return in America because it never left. Much like farting, racism was not done in polite company. However, in the Trump era, people just shit in public.2.2×05.5k1.2k14
58Oct 2, '20Donald AND Melania have COVID, so we know it’s not sexually transmitted. #TrumpHasCovid2.2×05.9k82739
59Jul 9, '21We Lost The #SpellingBee. I am an Indian-American & I am devastated.2.1×05.2k674152
60Nov 24, '20White privilege is a random white lady giving America permission to transition to a new President.2.1×06.5k49918
61Sep 6, '19I will never be ok with the name “Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse.”2.0×06.2k4477
62Mar 4, '17Trump says random shit & media analyzes it forever instead of just saying "The President is a fucking liar & this is another fucking lie."2.0×03.7k1.7k0
63Dec 27, '18The term “Caucasian” is nonsense. All white people don’t come from the Caucasus Mountains. It was created to give “whiteness” legitimacy by connecting it to a region of common heri1.9×04.8k92561
64Jun 18, '18There are Americans who are angrier about guns being taken from their owners than children being taken from their parents.1.8×04.2k1.2k6
65Sep 11, '18“Nanette” by @Hannahgadsby is a crucial work of art. If you say it’s “anti-comedy,” you didn’t see it or are projecting your own insecurities. She told us how limiting standup was 1.7×05.1k53114
66Jun 17, '19Today, I saw a Korean woman speaking Spanish to one of her Mexican employees. Then, I saw a Muslim woman in a head scarf speaking what Spanish she knew to a guy who then spoke what1.7×05k5166
67Dec 20, '16When we discuss immigrants as good or bad for the economy, we are judging other humans based on their economic value to us. THIS IS WRONG.1.7×03.1k1.5k0
68Jul 8, '18Apparently, European countries only love immigrants when they help their soccer teams win.1.6×04.1k8884
69Oct 31, '16Halloween is a day when white people finally get asked "What are you?"1.6×03.2k1.3k2
70Mar 28, '1918 years ago, my friends & I sat in the front row at The Comedy Cellar. Kevin Brennan was on stage & asked us if we were Indian. He said cows are sacred there & then st1.6×04.5k64015
71Apr 9, '18TO THE JOURNALISTS WHO HAVE ASKED ME FOR A PUBLIC STATEMENT ABOUT LAST NIGHT’S SIMPSONS EPISODE, I JUST WANT SAY: “Congratulations to the Simpsons for being talked about & bein1.6×04.4k5523
72Jan 11, '19The allegations of R. Kelly abusing women & girls are not new to the celebrities who are now apologizing for working with him. However, what is "new" to them is the idea that B1.6×03.8k98115
73Sep 1, '21Texas forgot to pass the bill where they will financially support, educate, feed, house & nurture the children that will now exist because of their anti-abortion law.1.6×04k79613
74Jul 17, '17Every time dudes freak out about a woman being cast in a role that used to be for a man, I feel less shocked Hillary Clinton lost.1.6×03.7k9280
75Jan 13, '20When they ask 2 People of Color to read the #OscarNoms & it’s almost all white people.1.5×04k68813
76Apr 15, '18I will drop all my complaints about Apu, if we make Jesus brown again.1.5×04.5k4341
77Jun 18, '18I stand by this.1.5×04.3k6051
78Dec 3, '17Apu doesn’t “offend” me, he “insults” me...and my community. I’m an adult with bigger things to deal with. My film was meant to tell you to go fuck yourself & discuss why I wan1.5×04.2k5560
79Oct 2, '20My response to people telling me to take the higher ground. #TrumpHasCovid1.5×04.1k44431
80Apr 9, '18The Simpsons always critiqued pop culture, mocked hypocrisy & went after broken institutions. I LEARNED FROM THE BEST.1.4×04.4k4170
81Mar 30, '19Superman is literally an “illegal alien” & no one has attempted to deport him. #MyWhitePrivilege1.4×03.9k49721
82Nov 9, '20I’m excited that Onion headlines will sound like satire again & not simply predictions of the future.1.4×04.3k3309
83Feb 15, '18Fox News just had an “expert” on to discuss how AR-15s are misunderstood & not as bad as you think. They think Muslims are all the same, but guns deserve to be treated as indiv1.4×03k9110
84Mar 29, '19I’m in a weird position with Brexit. As an Indian, I really enjoy British failure & suffering. However, as an American, I’m not really in a position to judge a bad decision mad1.3×03.9k43612
85Jan 24, '18It’s useless telling people that they will be on “the wrong side of history” when they don’t study or care about history.1.3×03.2k7101
86Jul 16, '17"Race and gender aside..." -A PHRASE NEVER UTTERED BY WOMEN & PEOPLE OF COLOR1.2×03.1k7480
87Dec 4, '17To @TheSimpsons Writers: Please do NOT remove Apu from The Simpsons. Killing him is lazy writing & an insult to the show’s legacy. Let him be upwardly mobile & own multiple1.2×03k5761
88Mar 12, '17Dear @SteveKingIA, here is a picture of me, a naturally born, brown-skinned U.S. citizen, dressed as a white "illegal immigrant."1.2×03k6050
89Apr 12, '21.@HankAzaria is a kind & thoughtful person that proves that people are not simply “products of their time,” but have the ability to learn & grow. Nothing. But. Respect.1.1×03.4k31829
90Apr 10, '18All these years I thought the Simpsons were yellow, yet last Sunday they reached peak whiteness.1.1×03.2k3444
91Jan 28, '19I believe in INTEGRATION, NOT ASSIMILATION. I don’t want to work to become you. I want us to work together to create a new whole.1.1×03k42810
93Jan 23, '19I feel bad for all the racist white kids who tormented me when I was younger. If they were born in another era, they would’ve been famous!1.0×03.1k3413
94May 12, '20Dr Fauci is 80 and he looks 50. If you want to stay healthy, do whatever he tell you to do!1.0×03.1k28711
96Jan 17, '20Let the death threats begin!1.0×03.2k12410
97Jun 26, '20Whoa.1.0×03.2k1909
98Nov 1, '20Happy Halloween from my son, Dr. Baby Fauci1.0×03.4k708
99Oct 25, '21Spent 4 days in a hospital with a sick 1 year old. Some thoughts: 1) Residents should be taught humility in Med School. 2) Hospital departments act like separate countries that can0.9×03.1k13117
100Apr 26, '18Now that I’ve destroyed comedy, should I go after horror or drama next?0.9×02.9k1360

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