| 1 | Jul 30, '24 | This girl is a movie character like how is she real | 113× | 53.7M | 326k | 30k | 28k |
| 2 | Jan 8, '25 | Found a solution to fires in California It’s called water | 72.9× | 34.6M | 97k | 5.1k | 2.6k |
| 3 | Jan 16, '23 | Which way western man | 45.9× | 21.8M | 205k | 14k | 2.2k |
| 4 | Aug 8, '25 | View post on X | 31.6× | 15M | 384k | 22k | 8.5k |
| 5 | Jul 18, '23 | Most insane community note | 30.6× | 14.5M | 158k | 17k | 3.3k |
| 6 | Feb 14, '24 | He fried Apple's ass here. Honestly insane the CEO of a company of Meta's size would just shoot a video on his couch clearly impromptu and upload it and just absolutely wreck. What | 29.2× | 13.8M | 76k | 4.3k | 17k |
| 7 | Sep 28, '23 | Okay this is sick | 27.9× | 13.2M | 48k | 4.9k | 6.5k |
| 8 | Apr 22, '24 | Okay the porn bots are literally putting hardcore pornography in my replies @elonmusk this is becoming deranged | 24.9× | 11.8M | 44k | 985 | 1.6k |
| 9 | Apr 20, '25 | Apparently the new ChatGPT model is obsessed with the immaculate conception of Mary. There’s a whole team inside OpenAI frantically trying to figure out why and a huge deployment e | 24.8× | 11.8M | 85k | 4.2k | 18k |
| 10 | Nov 30, '24 | This makes Joe Rogan look stupid | 24.1× | 11.4M | 134k | 3k | 1.9k |
| 11 | Feb 23, '24 | We need more immigration from India | 20.6× | 9.8M | 67k | 2.3k | 2.4k |
| 12 | Mar 8, '24 | I’d jump off golden gate if I got zoned this hard | 20.4× | 9.7M | 83k | 4.5k | 2.1k |
| 13 | Nov 17, '23 | Three years. | 19.8× | 9.4M | 55k | 1.3k | 1.4k |
| 14 | Nov 19, '25 | No culture is safe from nerds in Japan. Any song your people have or dish they make. Japanese autism will seize it and do it ten times better than your ancestors could’ve ever imag | 19.8× | 9.4M | 94k | 6.4k | 20k |
| 15 | Jul 31, '24 | View post on X | 19.5× | 9.2M | 179k | 10k | 2.7k |
| 16 | Mar 31, '24 | Jesus was a carpenter which means for a split second when they handed him his cross he probably clocked it and was like hmmm cedar | 19.3× | 9.2M | 106k | 9.1k | 4.5k |
| 17 | Apr 17, '24 | When did Priscilla become hot | 18.8× | 8.9M | 39k | 956 | 6k |
| 18 | Jun 24, '24 | View post on X | 18.4× | 8.7M | 104k | 7.2k | 4.3k |
| 19 | Aug 19, '25 | Like moths to a flame | 18.3× | 8.7M | 430k | 24k | 5.7k |
| 20 | Jan 29, '25 | Awwww did someone take your hard work and use it to train a model to mimic your expertise without compensation | 18.2× | 8.6M | 336k | 34k | 9.9k |
| 21 | Dec 19, '24 | I've known a few girls who have been suddenly "dumped" by their best friend in jarring ways and its one of the oddest aspects of female relationships | 17.3× | 8.2M | 83k | 3.8k | 9.5k |
| 22 | Jun 9, '25 | Fire everyone | 17.2× | 8.2M | 274k | 8.5k | 2.6k |
| 23 | Jan 3, '25 | The guy who blew up his cybertruck accidentally went to the wrong Las Vegas at first Happy New Year | 15.6× | 7.4M | 139k | 5.2k | 4.4k |
| 24 | Aug 10, '23 | Community notes committed a murder | 15× | 7.1M | 110k | 5.2k | 4.4k |
| 25 | Feb 4, '24 | Jesus isn't coming back is he | 14.3× | 6.8M | 52k | 3.1k | 1.7k |
| 26 | Aug 7, '25 | Honorable death. The animal freaks cheer but the real hunter knows. Hunting something that can kill you is a dangerous game, and there is no shame in dying in the endeavor. | 13.8× | 6.5M | 64k | 1.6k | 2.6k |
| 27 | Nov 7, '24 | women on here are threatening to stop having casual sex and warning us they'll start making sure their partner aligns with their values how is the entire culture fixing itself from | 13.1× | 6.2M | 153k | 9.2k | 8.7k |
| 28 | Jan 27, '25 | Love the Deepseek app, using it to organize all my finances and passwords. They make it so easy | 12.9× | 6.1M | 93k | 3.6k | 3.8k |
| 29 | Dec 29, '23 | Apparently the chancellor of a university in Wisconsin was fired after filming internet porn with his wife and the screencap from the news story has honestly piqued my interest | 12.8× | 6.1M | 47k | 1.7k | 12k |
| 30 | Feb 16, '24 | I miss when tech and programming was just this | 12.6× | 6M | 149k | 5.6k | 2.1k |
| 31 | May 22, '23 | Breathe bro. Focus. | 12.4× | 5.9M | 41k | 1.2k | 1.2k |
| 32 | Jun 26, '25 | Honestly you can’t throw this guy a curveball he’ll hit anything | 12.4× | 5.9M | 76k | 3.2k | 12k |
| 33 | Mar 5, '24 | final LinkedIn post | 12.2× | 5.8M | 93k | 2k | 2.4k |
| 34 | Oct 27, '24 | Insane this website is only $8 | 11.6× | 5.5M | 115k | 2.6k | 5.5k |
| 35 | Feb 28, '25 | View post on X | 11.5× | 5.5M | 102k | 9.8k | 5.8k |
| 36 | Mar 3, '24 | Wait they’re actually building this fucking thing | 11× | 5.2M | 51k | 1.6k | 1.7k |
| 37 | Aug 14, '23 | I love how fucking stupid the internet is | 10.9× | 5.2M | 54k | 1.8k | 449 |
| 38 | Feb 23, '24 | r/meth people are God's strongest soldiers | 10.8× | 5.1M | 86k | 2.8k | 2.1k |
| 39 | Jan 21, '25 | ZUUUUCKKK NOOOOO LIKES ARE PUBLIC ON INSTAGRAMMMM | 10.4× | 4.9M | 68k | 1.8k | 4k |
| 40 | Apr 30, '25 | .@grok my car just skid off the highway and hit a tree. I can’t see clearly and there’s blood everywhere and a huge piece of metal is sticking out of my leg. Please administer last | 10.3× | 4.9M | 81k | 2.4k | 3.9k |
| 41 | Oct 11, '23 | This is 10x meaner than anything anyone has said on twitter about her | 10.1× | 4.8M | 52k | 1.9k | 1.2k |
| 42 | Feb 9, '24 | WIFE: why did you like this girl's half naked selfie? ME: | 10.1× | 4.8M | 42k | 1.7k | 1.3k |
| 43 | Jun 3, '25 | First guy to date a bipolar chick must’ve been like wowwww. What the fuuuuck is going onnnn | 9.8× | 4.7M | 148k | 8.6k | 4.6k |
| 44 | Jun 9, '25 | JD Vance I know you’re reading this and you have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever | 9.7× | 4.6M | 41k | 931 | 2k |
| 45 | Jul 3, '24 | I’m going mentally ill I can’t take this anymore | 9.5× | 4.5M | 82k | 1.5k | 4.8k |
| 46 | Feb 9, '24 | Putin smoothly bringing up Tucker Carlson getting rejected by the CIA right out of college | 9.2× | 4.3M | 47k | 2k | 1.4k |
| 47 | Mar 11, '24 | Community notes is beating this man to death just finding the L in every single tweet | 9.0× | 4.3M | 55k | 3.6k | 914 |
| 48 | Jan 12, '25 | Many women are sexually attracted to mens hands. Lots to unpack there | 9.0× | 4.3M | 65k | 3.3k | 5.5k |
| 49 | Jul 19, '23 | Get the fuck out of my fucking way I have to fucking get home and relax | 8.9× | 4.2M | 74k | 18k | 1.4k |
| 50 | Sep 5, '24 | Women are so awesome I love all the stuff they do | 8.7× | 4.2M | 167k | 7.7k | 4.7k |
| 51 | Oct 12, '23 | oh okay my bad | 8.3× | 4M | 71k | 3.4k | 1.1k |
| 52 | Aug 18, '25 | This lady’s entire intellectual training is just a condescending style of speaking and retreating to vagaries. This has been the sole output of universities for over a decade now. | 8.2× | 3.9M | 49k | 3.1k | 8.8k |
| 53 | Sep 2, '24 | life hack: if you do not have an API key for a service or you cannot afford to run it simply type the name of the service with "api_key" after it and copilot will provide you one f | 8.0× | 3.8M | 40k | 1.9k | 18k |
| 54 | Jun 8, '24 | when your phone is at 1% but for some reason it lasts forever | 7.8× | 3.7M | 60k | 1.9k | 719 |
| 55 | Dec 15, '24 | Tim Walz literally just seems like a guy to me | 7.5× | 3.6M | 53k | 892 | 1.3k |
| 56 | Aug 5, '25 | I love that sydney Sweeney seemed vaguely conservative and now we’re learning she’s like CrossFit wife in rural Indiana conservative | 7.2× | 3.4M | 64k | 2.1k | 3.6k |
| 57 | Mar 28, '24 | AHHHHHHH | 6.9× | 3.3M | 51k | 1.1k | 1.2k |
| 58 | Aug 7, '25 | Bribing the President with a block of gold live on TV is wild | 6.9× | 3.3M | 107k | 12k | 4.1k |
| 59 | Apr 9, '24 | The one on the left shares our values. Let him in | 6.5× | 3.1M | 45k | 1.7k | 786 |
| 60 | Oct 28, '25 | World Series of performative working going on | 6.3× | 3M | 80k | 1.5k | 2.2k |
| 61 | Aug 5, '24 | 72 hours ago | 6.2× | 2.9M | 44k | 837 | 620 |
| 62 | Jul 21, '24 | Wish I was alive when fuckin at work was still legal | 5.9× | 2.8M | 73k | 3.3k | 2.6k |
| 63 | Oct 25, '23 | That TikTok girl is right, most jobs suck and commuting sucks too | 5.8× | 2.7M | 84k | 6.4k | 610 |
| 64 | Jul 1, '25 | never forget | 5.7× | 2.7M | 41k | 1.5k | 2.4k |
| 65 | Feb 19, '25 | Bought a $300 windows laptop for work just to do little testing and dev things specific to windows environments and wow, $300 windows laptops are literally unusable | 5.6× | 2.7M | 45k | 614 | 1.5k |
| 66 | Jun 22, '24 | AND IM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN WHERE AT LEAST I HAVE A/C | 5.5× | 2.6M | 46k | 2.6k | 548 |
| 67 | Jun 5, '25 | What do you mean you don’t love each other anymore | 5.4× | 2.5M | 113k | 5.5k | 2.6k |
| 68 | Feb 15, '25 | I understand the payout system now. I now know what I must do. | 5.2× | 2.5M | 51k | 2.1k | 1.5k |
| 69 | Dec 5, '21 | Didn't believe it at first, but | 4.9× | 0 | 191k | 18k | 4.2k |
| 70 | Jul 21, '24 | shiiiiiittt never mind | 4.8× | 2.3M | 53k | 1.3k | 728 |
| 71 | Jun 13, '25 | Sports bars exist. There should be bars for Monitoring the Situation | 4.8× | 2.3M | 57k | 2.9k | 2.3k |
| 72 | Feb 20, '25 | HOLD ON WHAT | 4.6× | 2.2M | 44k | 760 | 2.1k |
| 73 | Mar 1, '25 | "Did you even say thank you" was the most bitchmade line in history | 4.4× | 2.1M | 116k | 4.8k | 1.9k |
| 74 | Jun 27, '25 | real talk you have to be a fucking idiot to fall for this | 4.2× | 2M | 48k | 956 | 3.1k |
| 75 | Nov 3, '24 | We need to double the fluoride in the water and add ozempic and adderall too | 3.5× | 1.7M | 67k | 5k | 1.3k |
| 76 | Jan 22, '23 | What if you wake up and the bed is super cozy. What then | 3.5× | 1.6M | 40k | 4.8k | 221 |
| 77 | Oct 27, '24 | Going around Italy saying “gratzi” and “bonjorno” like brad Pitt in inglorious basterds. People fucking hate it | 3.4× | 1.6M | 44k | 1.6k | 1.4k |
| 78 | Jul 2, '24 | Born to fall out of a coconut tree, forced to live in the context | 3.4× | 1.6M | 43k | 5.2k | 1.2k |
| 79 | Jan 27, '25 | Finance guys are like I fucking knew you nerds were full of shit about needing that much money | 3.3× | 1.6M | 41k | 2.5k | 1.9k |
| 80 | Oct 15, '25 | Let us mute by country let us mute by country let us mute by country let us mute by country let us mute by country let us mute by country let us mute by country let us mute by coun | 3.0× | 1.4M | 46k | 1.8k | 660 |
| 81 | Feb 23, '25 | Isn't the CIA sort of a lifetime job. Doesn't it create national security issues to fire these people? Not just because of a lack of manpower but they have a bunch of secrets in th | 2.9× | 1.4M | 49k | 1.7k | 1.4k |
| 82 | Feb 4, '23 | Cum is actually blue when its in the body. It just turns red because of the oxygen | 2.9× | 1.4M | 36k | 2.1k | 378 |
| 83 | Apr 27, '24 | View post on X | 2.8× | 1.3M | 48k | 1.5k | 957 |
| 84 | Oct 27, '25 | Hasan piker origin story | 2.7× | 1.3M | 42k | 1.3k | 2k |
| 85 | Nov 8, '24 | Love x dot com | 2.5× | 1.2M | 67k | 945 | 922 |
| 86 | Aug 31, '22 | Here’s a map of the Louisiana Purchase. What happened up here? Did Canada ask nicely or something? I want it back. War is on the table. | 2.5× | 0 | 102k | 4.7k | 1.8k |
| 87 | Sep 21, '22 | The bravest thing a grown man can do is get out of bed when he’s really cozy | 2.4× | 0 | 97k | 7.6k | 1.2k |
| 88 | Sep 17, '22 | My son has been missing for for a full 24 hours now. If we can hit 10k likes I’ll report it to the police | 2.4× | 0 | 101k | 4.7k | 920 |
| 89 | Jul 9, '25 | This might be the most successful quote tweet bait post I've seen | 2.2× | 1M | 51k | 798 | 911 |
| 90 | Oct 14, '22 | *trying to impress a girl* I’ve actually dated several worms. Doesn’t bother me at all | 1.7× | 0 | 69k | 5.7k | 808 |
| 91 | Nov 17, '22 | Most difficult five days of my posting career but we got him | 1.7× | 0 | 71k | 4.3k | 1.2k |
| 92 | Oct 16, '22 | Just saw a guy make a strained face while tearing a croissant in half. Men used to go to war | 1.6× | 0 | 70k | 3.6k | 845 |
| 93 | Apr 30, '25 | @grok Gurgle gurgle hnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggg please grok | 1.5× | 716k | 47k | 342 | 241 |
| 94 | Nov 4, '22 | > get laid off from twitter > go home > enter the garage > close the door > sit in my car > turn it on > wait > 3 hours later the battery finally dies > | 1.2× | 0 | 53k | 2.7k | 624 |
| 95 | Oct 16, '22 | If you didn’t meet a spouse in college then it’s over | 1.2× | 0 | 46k | 2k | 1.5k |
| 96 | Nov 19, '22 | I know it smell crazy in there | 1.1× | 0 | 49k | 1.5k | 401 |
| 97 | Oct 30, '22 | KANYE: I won't say what race doctor diagnosed me as bipolar. I won't say it. I can't say it. Okay. It was a JEWISH doctor ME: *making note* Jews... are very good doctors... | 1.0× | 0 | 44k | 1.7k | 571 |
| 98 | Jul 2, '25 | @icmpressure You’re a very unkind person | 0.9× | 428k | 42k | 52 | 86 |