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I used to review food in the shower | All Reviews: | gazpachomachine@gmail.com | Text or call me 404-548-8034

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1Sep 23, '23just stumbled upon an insane underground beyblade betting league155×22.4M194k21k9.9k
2Feb 27, '24just got 110 burgers from Wendy's. nice try but your surge pricing won't get me, I'm stocked up for the year 🖕99.7×14.4M134k5.5k2.2k
3Apr 25, '23Shower Food Review 37: Cotton Candy - For some reason this was the most highly requested Shower Food Review. Perhaps people wanted to see me accidentally get it wet and have it dis71.9×10.4M228k15k4.1k
4Nov 20, '23this japanese restaurant has a vegan version of their noodles & instead of taking a new photo they just censored out the egg64.5×9.3M229k14k3.3k
5Jul 17, '23why is he wearing 3 watches63.3×9.2M105k1.8k786
6Jun 1, '23My dream gf - nice61×8.8M116k8.5k1.5k
7May 2, '23Shower Food Review 42: Giant Sour Gummy Worm - This was the most shame I've ever felt in the shower. I'm worried even God won't forgive me for this one. My ex girlfriend is moving 55.6×8.1M157k11k3.4k
8Aug 9, '23Tony Hawk talked about my Shower Food Reviews on Bert Kreischer's show and Bert did not seem impressed53×7.7M13k325831
9Aug 9, '23Tony Hawk is my Friend now47.7×6.9M82k3.1k1.6k
10Dec 18, '24I hate when cops are parked like this for a little cop date. Get a room.39.6×5.7M286k15k3.8k
11Jul 8, '23true love: when my grandpa got back from Vietnam he tested positive for syphilis. he swore he hadn't been unfaithful & would get retested the next day. my grandma trusted him s39.2×5.7M161k5.3k2.2k
12Aug 17, '23Shower Food Review 92: Sushi Boat- The longer this goes the harder it gets. There's only so many foods & I don't know how much more I have to say. I never thought I'd be doing 39.1×5.7M78k3.6k1.1k
13Dec 30, '23I swore to my therapist I'd never eat food in the shower again. But this morning I had such a profound hangover I had to grant myself the luxury of a shower chalupa. Looking back o38.9×5.6M64k2k2.4k
14Jul 11, '23my ex saw me watching the home run derby once and she asked what it was so I told her it's when they hit as many home runs as they can and she said "Why don't they do that every ga33.8×4.9M79k1.6k749
15Nov 11, '19some employers are banning the phrase "ok boomer" considering it discrimination. here r some fun alternatives u can use 2 stay ahead of them: okey dokey about to croakey 10-4 dinos33.8×0251k56k6.4k
16Jul 19, '24View post on X33.3×4.8M76k4.8k3.5k
17Jan 1, '24explain this30×4.3M47k2.2k454
18Apr 8, '20every woman is bi. it's your job to find out if it's sexual, polar, or onicle30×0253k37k4.2k
19Jul 22, '23then where the hell am I supposed to eat29.8×4.3M69k1.6k535
20Mar 21, '25my first thought was who would need an app to count reps but then I remembered that 2008 forum thread where two bodybuilders argued about how many days were in a week (pics in thre28×4M47k1.6k5.5k
21Aug 3, '20these animals look cool af26.5×0251k23k1.3k
22Jun 29, '23Shower Food Review 75: Whole Roasted Snapper - This was a difficult challenge to eat in the shower but so worth it. I've been dating lately, each encounter ending in utter failure.25.8×3.7M66k4.5k900
23May 4, '23Shower Food Review 44 - Crab Legs: I didn't have a cracker so I had to gnaw these open. But it was so worth it. My landlord was in the backyard fixing something & I think he sa25.6×3.7M24k1.3k262
24Mar 2, '24Value Alert: if you don't have a cat cone the lid to the Dune Popcorn Bucket is a great substitute24.5×3.5M63k2.9k1.7k
25May 25, '23Shower Food Review 56: Chicago Deep-dish Pizza- Went on a date yesterday. She asked what I do in my free time so I showed her this. She looked at it for a few seconds in silence &a24.4×3.5M63k3.5k861
26May 25, '24found out some wild stuff on the lead singer of Creed's Wikipedia page24×3.5M17k7322.9k
27Apr 28, '23Shower Food Review 40- Indian Food: Things are really looking up. I'm feeling better than ever & this plate of curry was incredible in the shower. It just goes to show if you'r23.6×3.4M11k412196
28Apr 28, '23NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!23×3.3M52k3.4k708
29May 7, '23Happy birthday MrBeast sorry I left you on read22.8×3.3M21k314130
30May 3, '23taking shots to celebrate being 2 months sober21.9×3.2M13k604136
31Nov 5, '23I'm sure people have valid reasons to dislike this movie but my ex hated it because "the teacher was mean"21.2×3.1M31k549948
32Nov 24, '24straightening rebar is so fun when you don't have a bitch in your ear telling you it's structurally unsound21.2×3.1M108k2.8k1.5k
33Aug 1, '24coward21.1×3.1M119k4.6k1.7k
34May 4, '23Damn OK getting lots of hate for this one. I thought I was safe to share my life on this page. Apparently it's Illegal to celebrate your personal accomplishments.18.1×2.6M37k1.1k298
35Aug 25, '23my friend just got a therapist on BetterHelp and it is NOT going well17.8×2.6M43k1.1k1.1k
36Aug 18, '23BREAKING NEWS: For everyone who asked, the sushi boat does indeed float.17.7×2.6M73k3.5k497
37May 4, '23my landlord just texted me and said he needs to ask me something am I gonna get evicted 😑17.5×2.5M29k758344
38Jun 6, '23Shower Food Review 61: Giant Chipotle Burrito - This was the 1st time eating in the shower where I felt fear. But I managed to finish half with almost 0 collateral damage. If there17.4×2.5M38k2.1k481
39Dec 31, '23my friend left twitter and absolutely can not handle being away. look at this man he is going through intense posting withdrawals16.7×2.4M67k3.4k1.9k
40Jul 20, '23Shower Food Review 86: Pizza Hut Big Dinner Box- "Now I am become Shower Eater, clogger of drains." Pizza Hut worked with me for the most creative & horrifying sponsored post o14.9×2.2M43k2.7k674
41May 24, '24whatever I want. how about you mind your own business 👍14.6×2.1M40k2.4k765
42Apr 3, '23Shower Food Review: 32oz Tomahawk Ribeye- thnx to your donations I was able to buy this huge steak. If I were my ex right now I'd be having some second thoughts. One day you people13.5×2M25k2.3k448
43Jun 22, '23Shower Food Review 71: Whole Peking Duck - I took some time off to just relax. Each day I try to improve myself but I realized if you keep pushing the envelope one day it's going t13.3×1.9M38k3.2k559
44May 1, '23Shower Food Review 41: Toast- I'm often in a rush in the morning so this was very convenient. I can preload the toaster the night before so I always have hot & fresh toast read13.2×1.9M28k2k403
45Feb 8, '24The King asking his potion seller for his strongest cancer fighting potions:12.2×1.8M23k1.8k657
46Aug 14, '24I have no interest in watching the Borderlands movie so I'm just going to assume this is true and move on with my life11.9×1.7M57k2k1.2k
47Feb 20, '24trust no one11.6×1.7M62k1.4k495
48May 27, '21i once got bottomless mimosas and when the check came i found out this place did not in fact do bottomless mimosas11.3×0116k5k482
49Jan 4, '24View post on X11.2×1.6M27k754300
50Feb 21, '25had to write this out to fully appreciate how cringey it is: "I... I am become meme. Yea, pretty much. I'm just I'm living the meme, you know it's like there's living the dream and10.6×1.5M53k1.8k2.7k
51Jul 30, '23actually this is what the Mona Lisa looks like today10.2×1.5M55k2.2k286
52Jul 9, '23someone drew my shower and I loved it so much I hung it on my wall. Now when you head into my bathroom you get a preview of what awaits you inside. link in comments to more of her 9.6×1.4M61k2.7k721
53Sep 24, '25Watching Kimmel's return and popping ty's all night...this is how we fight back9.5×1.4M86k3k1.2k
54Jan 10, '23cheerleaders should start doing sad/interpretive dance when their team is losing8.9×1.3M40k3.4k343
55Apr 16, '23what the hell8.7×1.3M18k1.4k360
56Jan 8, '2412 years ago Justin Kuritzkes uploaded his iconic Potion Seller video. Today he is at the Golden Globes. What an incredible journey8.6×1.2M25k2k1.5k
57Dec 28, '23Last look at Brendan Fraiser in The Whale (2022) You can no longer look at this image. It's done. Time to move on with your life.8.4×1.2M25k705187
58May 8, '23Shower Food Review 45: Carolina Reaper Chili Pepper - AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!8.2×1.2M31k2k269
59Aug 17, '20i will personally uninstall this app from every teen's phone one by one until this shit is stopped holy shit8.0×071k4.9k2.2k
60May 21, '23bout to cure my constipation once and for all8.0×1.2M40k3.3k347
61May 8, '23one of the funniest comments I get from people who think me eating food in the shower is gross are where they go "eww eating food in the shower is nasty! Right next to your toilet?7.8×1.1M16k316198
62Mar 7, '24had a cursed idea to spruce up my cat's litter box using my Dune Popcorn Bucket lid6.3×914k12k533344
63Jun 10, '23I know it's wrong but I love drinking & driving I live for the danger6.3×912k22k1.9k177
64May 11, '23Shower Food Review 48: Deez Nutz from @Feastables - They said to make a joke about the name but I don't know what it means. I can't believe I'm being sponsored to eat Deez Nutz in 6.1×882k12k366103
65May 30, '23View post on X6.1×881k10k707391
67Jan 24, '24look how happy this man is. he can't stop smiling. Dude just straight up loves War.5.2×748k20k704548
68Jun 10, '23Shower Food Review 65: Turkey Sandwich - Woke up with one of the worst hangovers of my life. I was worried about asking but my date had no problem with me eating in her shower. It 5.1×737k17k584138
69Oct 6, '24my friends and I are about to make this guy's viewing of Megalopolis very uncomfortable5.1×736k16k572386
70Jun 6, '23I need this5.0×724k11k31451
71May 1, '23"Twitter blue increases your reach" I got almost 260,000 likes without it on a post where I eat cotton candy in the shower5.0×717k9.5k27057
72Jun 28, '23Shower Food Review 74: Chili Cheese Dog - A truly upsetting shower meal. I wish I could quit my job but there's not much money in eating food in the shower. I wish we lived in a wo4.9×704k13k77288
73Apr 26, '25Shower Engagement Review: Two years ago I was reviewing food in the shower. I've since moved on from such things. Today, I'm engaged to the kindest & most special person I've e4.3×619k23k811485
74Dec 21, '23I once had to kick out this stranger out of my party because he called my friend the N word and when I asked him why he did that he put his hand on my shoulder and attempting to re4.2×605k16k465404
75May 9, '23Shower Food Review 46: Gyro - I've had some wild shower foods so I was happy to try a normal meal. The pita was warm & the feta fresh. I get 100's of nice messages each day. Bu4.1×598k15k659105
76Sep 14, '24This account makes me so angry. Bob would never say these things. Bob does not speak English. He speaks Minionese, like all Minions do. Bob would not do cocaine. He would not swear4.0×584k10k550409
77May 5, '23What a crazy month for Shower Food Reviews. I've gained 40k new followers. There's been interviews with news organizations like the NY Post & fans have reported hearing about m3.9×570k11k30965
78May 3, '23Shower Food Review 43 - Peanut Butter & Pickle sandwhich. This was a suggestion from a friend who legitimately eats these every day. At first I doubted it but after the first b3.9×564k12k625289
79Jun 13, '23View post on X3.6×528k11k38668
80May 10, '23???3.4×493k14k745131
81Jun 30, '23Shower Food Review 76: Reuben- Someone asked me to eat this in honor of a friend they lost. I can only hope when I'm gone a friend eats something in the shower in my memory. If you3.4×489k11k67862
82May 27, '23no one here knows I eat food in the shower3.3×484k16k42569
83Jun 13, '23Shower Food Review 67: Spam- This is one of Man's most horrific creations. I took one bite & stared out the window while the water poured over me. This isn't what I imagined my3.3×475k10k50086
84Sep 28, '23Shower Food Review 96: Durian - People say that this is the smelliest fruit in the world & is banned in hotels & airports. Maybe the shower made it better but it smelled ok3.1×452k10k27695
85Jun 11, '23Show Food Review: Burger at LCD Soundsystem - Burgers are a bad choice for a hot outdoor concert. I feel ill but everyone else is having a great time. I've been going out more &amp3.1×450k9.7k32062
86May 10, '23having a nice burger at the baseball game. And before you say "eat it in the shower" every meal is a shower meal to me because I'm constantly being showered with love from all my l3.1×446k14k40577
87May 18, '23Shower Food Review 52: Platter w/ Reindeer Sausage, King Crab, Alaskan Snow Crab, Crab & Artichoke Dip, Fried Cod & Alaskan Crab Cakes. Imagine how nice it'd be to share th3.0×433k10k51969
88Sep 27, '23Shower Food Review 95: Octopus - If you told me a year ago I'd be posting Shower Food Reviews with millions of views I'd have said "Yea that makes sense actually." Some people want2.9×414k12k364106
89May 17, '23Shower Food Review 51: Lunchables Pizza - I put too much toppings on the first pizza & now I don't have enough for the rest. I never think ahead in life. Today I rearranged the2.8×403k12k676103
90May 30, '23Shower Food Review 58: Root Beer Float - I dont drink much soda and I don't have desserts often so after I drank this I just laid down in pain for a few hours. It was tasty though.2.7×394k9.9k42671
91Jan 1, '25Today I said goodbye to my house with the pink bathroom where it all began. For a year I posted my shower food reviews and made new friends, raised money for food banks, and even g2.3×334k14k312347
94Dec 15, '23this bar has a blacklight under the counter why are they trying to expose me???2.1×305k13k104138
96Dec 16, '21remembering the time I found a box full of the Seinfeld complete DVD box set and crumpled up divorce papers outside. I need to know what happen here1.6×014k1.8k342

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