| 1 | Mar 29, '24 | I’m making a playlist of songs in which the singer describes *another* song, but we don’t actually hear that song… and so far the only two entries are Killing Me Softly With His So | 122× | 2.9M | 19k | 486 | 3k |
| 2 | Jul 25, '24 | I remember in my 30s, I had this feeling that ppl saw me as less than fully adult bc I wasn't married & had no kids, but I also thought, Hey, that's kind of self-centered, I'm | 73.6× | 1.8M | 23k | 745 | 2k |
| 3 | Sep 26, '24 | And THAT’S why you don’t play chicken with the public library budget | 60.7× | 1.5M | 35k | 3.5k | 709 |
| 4 | Apr 23, '24 | Hmm okay, so now I’m starting to LIKE a bunch of the songs on this massive, messy, feverish Taylor Swift album… Also, she’s very funny. “We’ll tell no one except all of our friends | 52× | 1.2M | 7.2k | 194 | 470 |
| 5 | Aug 29, '24 | It’s deeply disturbing how normal it has become for ordinary people to fear MAGA retribution if they speak up about the Trump campaign’s behavior | 44.1× | 1.1M | 9.9k | 2.9k | 324 |
| 6 | May 21, '23 | I hope the Succession finale is a musical | 42.8× | 1M | 17k | 1.5k | 115 |
| 7 | Aug 13, '24 | The person who writes these is the Dorothy Parker of PR, tonal perfection | 33.4× | 799k | 19k | 2.3k | 332 |
| 8 | Apr 1, '24 | One underestimated aspect of Parks & Rec was how fully it nailed the media, from Perd Hapley to Joan Calamezzo & the Gotcha Dancers to Crazy Ira and the Douche to that hila | 27.4× | 656k | 12k | 416 | 392 |
| 9 | Nov 5, '24 | @goodmanw As soon as we realized what was going to happen, we sent the kids upstairs to watch a movie, thank God. It was a terrible thing to experience with them around | 17.9× | 429k | 12k | 31 | 92 |
| 10 | Jan 16, '24 | The Emmy categories should be Funny Drama, Sad Comedy, Legit Hilarious, Pioneering Weirdos, Only Okay But We Like The People Involved, Cast So Sexy That We Want To See Their Speech | 17.2× | 412k | 7.2k | 726 | 164 |
| 11 | May 29, '23 | The best part of the finale was when Shiv and Roman were doing imitations of how Kendell would react if they murdered him | 13.7× | 328k | 6.3k | 203 | 68 |
| 12 | Apr 29, '18 | The more I think about it, the more impressed I am that Michelle Wolf did such a harsh act WITHOUT insulting any woman's looks. She aimed straight at the white female enforcers &am | 9.6× | 0 | 55k | 8.6k | 85 |
| 13 | Nov 27, '20 | This is the Four Seasons Total Landscaping of tables. | 9.5× | 0 | 62k | 3.4k | 220 |
| 14 | Jul 23, '23 | What I loved about Barbie was the way the Ken arc wasn’t about men, it was about patriarchy, flipped: when your only route to feeling real is thru the loving gaze of the dominant g | 9.2× | 221k | 7.3k | 484 | 461 |
| 15 | Apr 26, '20 | Dr. Birx is going to leave a horrible legacy. It's one thing to be a cynical paid fixer. It's worse, in my eyes, to be the expert who props up the mad king. I get that it's an emer | 8.7× | 0 | 48k | 7.2k | 157 |
| 16 | Sep 23, '22 | Normalize liking your spouse | 7.8× | 0 | 50k | 3.8k | 354 |
| 17 | Aug 25, '22 | I’m currently on vacation in Canada, where college tuition runs <9K (in American $), everyone has health insurance & maternity leave lasts a year. Also, abortion is both leg | 7.7× | 0 | 40k | 4.5k | 275 |
| 18 | Jan 13, '21 | This really does remind me that the most dangerous period in an abusive marriage is when you leave. | 7.3× | 0 | 46k | 4.1k | 277 |
| 19 | Dec 30, '20 | View post on X | 6.8× | 0 | 30k | 6.5k | 1.8k |
| 20 | May 18, '22 | Elon musk should be slang for the scent a person gives off when they’re sketchy/disappointing. “I was excited to meet his brother, but the guy had an unsettling elon musk.” | 6.6× | 0 | 38k | 4.3k | 251 |
| 21 | Feb 14, '18 | Someone on FB just posted this all-female version of the Presidents, using that face-swap app. | 5.1× | 0 | 19k | 5.1k | 10 |
| 22 | Jan 28, '21 | I'm glad that AOC is being so direct about this. It's no joke: these guys egged on a movement that tried, quite literally, to murder her, Pelosi, Pence and so on. The idea of "movi | 5.0× | 0 | 31k | 3.4k | 86 |
| 23 | Mar 6, '20 | I wish just one person standing there would yell out, “I can’t do this anymore! This guy is crazy, it’s obvious, it’s dangerous, it’s not funny.” | 4.8× | 0 | 24k | 4.2k | 218 |
| 24 | Feb 1, '22 | Time feels warped, so I think we should add a second Halloween to the year, maybe in March | 4.4× | 0 | 28k | 2.5k | 88 |
| 25 | Mar 4, '22 | I was just on TikTok and a guy there presented his theory that in The Piano Man, the narrator is working in a gay bar and doesn’t realize it. It completely holds up | 4.4× | 0 | 27k | 1.3k | 1.5k |
| 26 | Jan 18, '19 | When Pence's wife is doing is disgusting. It's no different than if she took a job at a racially segregated school. And people should view it that way. | 4.3× | 0 | 24k | 3.6k | 42 |
| 27 | Jul 12, '18 | Honestly, among the most damning and suspicious things is that he has no idiotic nickname for Putin. | 4.2× | 0 | 23k | 3.9k | 26 |
| 28 | Jun 3, '19 | Flowers in the Attic. | 4.1× | 0 | 23k | 2.5k | 86 |
| 29 | Apr 20, '18 | Anyone else having trouble absorbing all the terrible news and getting your work done and sleeping through the night and reading all the books and watching all the TV shows? | 4.0× | 0 | 22k | 3.3k | 46 |
| 30 | May 6, '18 | Call a lie a lie. Call a money launderer a money launderer. Call a racist statement a racist statement. That’s what language is FOR. | 3.9× | 0 | 21k | 4k | 20 |
| 31 | Feb 25, '19 | Paul Rudd, what dark bargain have you cut with the Gods of Time. | 3.7× | 0 | 23k | 2.7k | 55 |
| 32 | Feb 21, '20 | Warren got this done. | 3.7× | 0 | 23k | 2.5k | 33 |
| 33 | Feb 1, '22 | A positive Wordle development, via Reddit… | 3.5× | 0 | 23k | 1.5k | 242 |
| 34 | Nov 9, '20 | Yeah, it's true, I lost my virginity to George Clooney. George Clooney Total Landscaping. | 3.4× | 0 | 22k | 1.4k | 112 |
| 35 | Mar 31, '20 | Trump is not "somber," he's not "acknowledging facts" or "deferring to experts." I doubt he even has a friend in a coma. His goal is strategic: to erase history (his week-ago Easte | 3.2× | 0 | 16k | 3.5k | 85 |
| 36 | Apr 20, '22 | Which 30 Rock fictional project do you think was the best one (i.e. highest quality/most entertaining), in a universe in which they’re all real? My bet is on The Rural Juror. | 3.1× | 0 | 17k | 488 | 515 |
| 37 | Apr 21, '19 | This is what not impeaching the president leads to: The shrugging expectation that everyone is corrupt and even objecting to it is being a prig. It’s the central goal of The Grifte | 3.0× | 0 | 14k | 4.3k | 94 |
| 38 | Oct 2, '17 | Langston Hughes’ “Tired.” | 3.0× | 0 | 13k | 5k | 5 |
| 39 | Mar 8, '21 | The monarchy is repulsive. This began as a dishy watch but it's gotten genuinely upsetting. Also, Oprah is such a good interviewer. | 3.0× | 0 | 20k | 1.1k | 70 |
| 40 | Jan 3, '20 | View post on X | 2.9× | 0 | 14k | 3.8k | 48 |
| 41 | Jul 11, '22 | Weird to rewatch Seinfeld bc JS is a bad actor, Kramer isn’t all that funny & yet George and Elaine are the most hilarious, watchable actors/characters ever to appear on TV | 2.5× | 0 | 16k | 311 | 373 |
| 42 | Mar 7, '18 | This pic makes the Oscars feel worth it. | 2.5× | 0 | 15k | 2k | 14 |
| 43 | May 14, '18 | I do say “oh God“ and “Jesus Christ“ more than usual. | 2.4× | 0 | 14k | 2k | 9 |
| 44 | Apr 30, '18 | Hey in case everybody forgot, the President is quite clearly trying to destroy journalism. Maybe let’s not help him. | 2.3× | 0 | 13k | 2.3k | 12 |
| 45 | Jul 17, '18 | Jesus, Congress is soulless. "The most important thing is to just keep moving forward" is the ethical philosophy of a hit-and-run driver. | 2.2× | 0 | 12k | 2.4k | 12 |
| 46 | Oct 4, '18 | I hate that everybody is offering up their most painful memories to help stop this and it’s not going to stop this. | 2.2× | 0 | 13k | 2k | 17 |
| 47 | Apr 13, '17 | I think they should keep moving Fearless Girl a quarter-inch closer to the bull every week to really drive that sculptor crazy. | 2.2× | 0 | 11k | 2.8k | 0 |
| 48 | Oct 23, '20 | Jaw dropping. That lowest IQ crack about asylum seekers returning to the authorities is a) racist b) factually wrong c) part of his *life-long* eugenics obsession & d) directly | 2.2× | 0 | 11k | 2.6k | 82 |
| 49 | Nov 6, '17 | If pretty much all mass killers were women, I think we'd probably highlight that fact. | 2.2× | 0 | 12k | 2.2k | 0 |
| 50 | Mar 14, '20 | Just a reminder that when Shakespeare was quarantined because of the plague, he masturbated incessantly. | 2.1× | 0 | 13k | 1.1k | 88 |
| 51 | Nov 26, '17 | Perfect parody of the NYT Nazi profile. | 2.1× | 0 | 9.6k | 2.9k | 1 |
| 52 | Jun 3, '17 | The Nanny in reruns is a more powerful Jewish woman than Ivanka Trump. | 2.1× | 0 | 11k | 2.3k | 0 |
| 53 | Nov 29, '20 | The reason that he keeps obsessing about “standing” and snapping “don’t talk to the President of the United States that way“ is that it’s sinking in that he’s not going to have tha | 2.0× | 0 | 13k | 724 | 23 |
| 54 | Apr 28, '22 | Today one of my kids asked me what was going on with Netflix & I told them about how the company used to send DVDs in envelopes as though it was some ancient tale of YORE | 2.0× | 0 | 14k | 384 | 100 |
| 55 | Jul 9, '23 | It’s gross to post your ex’s private texts unless you have a really solid reason to do so—& this holds true even if your ex was a thin-skinned, manipulative weasel. That used t | ⚡ 1.9× | 9.7M | 6.4k | 214 | 672 |
| 56 | Apr 8, '22 | Teen girls in the 80s were required to have a season, a face shape, a 6-pack of shoulder pads, mousse, astringent, a scrunchie & a terrifying skin cream full of apricot shards | 1.9× | 0 | 12k | 527 | 189 |
| 57 | Feb 1, '18 | Fingers crossed that my "Hope Hicks Sinks Ships" headline is coming truuuue. | 1.9× | 0 | 11k | 1.5k | 0 |
| 58 | Jan 11, '18 | I’m not normally all “but the children” but it makes me sick with rage that kids—especially black brown & immigrant kids—would hear the President call the countries their famil | 1.8× | 0 | 9.4k | 2.1k | 0 |
| 59 | Mar 22, '19 | "Warren is bursting with what we might call charisma in male candidates: She has the folksy demeanor of Biden, the ferocious conviction of Sanders, the deep intelligence of fellow | 1.8× | 0 | 9.1k | 2.1k | 79 |
| 60 | Jul 19, '18 | Maybe stop using the word “meddling” for theft, fraud and international espionage. | 1.8× | 0 | 9.6k | 1.8k | 12 |
| 61 | Jan 7, '19 | They should do a split screen, with Trump on one side and an extremely weary Daniel Dale on the other side, with Red Bull and a laptop, fact-checking. | 1.7× | 0 | 9.2k | 1.5k | 14 |
| 62 | Jan 13, '19 | SPIDERVERSE: gorgeous, funny, definitely see in the theater. | 1.7× | 0 | 11k | 995 | 8 |
| 63 | Mar 12, '20 | Trump refused to begin testing early, because he thought higher numbers would hurt his re-election prospects. This isn't an ambiguous situation. This is why we're here. | 1.7× | 0 | 6.8k | 2.7k | 84 |
| 64 | May 13, '21 | Does the CDC have any advice about pants. | 1.6× | 0 | 10k | 894 | 31 |
| 65 | Feb 8, '18 | Ya know Bannon also hit his ex-wife & no one gave a damn. This is a pattern with these guys, not an exception. | 1.6× | 0 | 7.9k | 2k | 0 |
| 66 | Jan 8, '18 | The wild thing about Portman's gesture was the fabulous brass of it: by inserting those words into the award intro (rather than a winner's speech), she guaranteed that the next fiv | 1.6× | 0 | 9.8k | 1.2k | 0 |
| 67 | Nov 5, '20 | So in some parts of the country, Republican crowds are chanting “count those votes“ and in other parts, “stop the count“?? | 1.6× | 0 | 8.6k | 1.1k | 54 |
| 68 | Apr 29, '18 | Wow. The idea that MW's joke "called out" Sander's eye makeup is madness. She PRAISED her eye makeup—she said it was a "perfect smokey eye"—she just pointed out that it was made of | 1.5× | 0 | 9.8k | 850 | 6 |
| 69 | Jan 15, '21 | I am genuinely interested in the smart reporting on these fascist creeps who stormed the Capitol, but I was also looking forward to reading diner-profiles of black Georgia voters a | 1.5× | 0 | 9.4k | 947 | 31 |
| 70 | Jan 26, '19 | I’m enjoying this new thing where Gen X doesn’t exist in any generational analysis. It’s like we’re a bunch of gloomy, curmudgeonly ghosts, which feels accurate. | 1.5× | 0 | 8.4k | 1.1k | 37 |
| 71 | Apr 2, '20 | It is wild that people treat as normal a President who—midway through public discussions of a pandemic!—obsesses over whether people praise him properly. He is clearly mentally ill | 1.5× | 0 | 8.3k | 1.4k | 32 |
| 72 | Jul 1, '17 | Release your taxes. | 1.5× | 0 | 7.6k | 1.8k | 0 |
| 73 | Jul 14, '19 | Racially charged. Racially tinged. Racism-flecked. Marbled with racism. Racism adjacent. | 1.4× | 0 | 8k | 1k | 39 |
| 74 | Jan 21, '19 | One of my kids just suggested that the Queer Eye team should add a “Tax Guy.” | 1.4× | 0 | 9.4k | 496 | 18 |
| 75 | Nov 21, '19 | Jim Jordan apparently trying to demonstrate that someone can in fact talk loudly enough to be overheard on a cellphone without the speaker on. | 1.4× | 0 | 7.8k | 1.2k | 20 |
| 76 | Jan 28, '22 | I grew up in a house with a lot of books on the Holocaust, including a photo book with a picture of naked bodies in a mass grave. It was a useful thing to see, part of a larger mes | 1.4× | 0 | 8.8k | 695 | 44 |
| 77 | Apr 18, '16 | Hot damn. I won a goddamn Pulitzer. Thank you to this wonderful magazine for letting me mouth off & think out loud. | 1.3× | 0 | 7.2k | 961 | 0 |
| 78 | Apr 21, '18 | The new slang for vagina is "Southern White House." Pass it on. | 1.3× | 0 | 6.4k | 1.4k | 12 |
| 79 | Oct 26, '20 | I had no idea that was the plural for a group of Pence aides. | 1.3× | 0 | 7.9k | 637 | 37 |
| 80 | Mar 30, '22 | Guys, I’m starting to think Trump might be trying to get election help from foreign governments, it’s just this vibe I’m picking up | 1.2× | 0 | 7.9k | 542 | 15 |
| 81 | Jan 9, '19 | It is a major deal to finally have someone saying this stuff clearly and directly. | 1.2× | 0 | 7.2k | 867 | 114 |
| 82 | Apr 20, '17 | During Passover, it is traditional to remove all the Chaffetz from the House. | 1.2× | 0 | 6.4k | 1.2k | 0 |
| 83 | Sep 30, '20 | “Stand by” was so chilling. | 1.2× | 0 | 7.3k | 744 | 10 |
| 84 | Sep 16, '20 | Killing me softly. | 1.2× | 0 | 6.2k | 1k | 146 |
| 85 | Jul 6, '18 | Whoa I just got new glasses and it is AMAZING. Among other things, I can now see clearly enough to realize that the (awful) #metoo icon is three hands raised, not a tiny vagina, wh | 1.1× | 0 | 7k | 326 | 11 |
| 86 | Nov 7, '18 | The fact that Beto came so close still feels like a big deal. | 1.1× | 0 | 6.9k | 463 | 1 |
| 87 | Oct 20, '17 | You know, the Trump University scam *alone* should have been enough to defeat him. Kills me that people didn’t give a damn about that con. | 1.1× | 0 | 6.5k | 848 | 0 |
| 88 | Nov 9, '17 | HUGE props to everyone who told their story in that piece on Louis CK. It takes big guts to tell the truth about such a powerful guy. I'm glad that in the wake of the Weinstein exp | 1.1× | 0 | 6.8k | 750 | 0 |
| 89 | Apr 17, '22 | Just put on Steve Miller’s The Joker during a road trip and one of my kids said, “All rise for the Boomer National Anthem.” | 1.1× | 0 | 7.5k | 248 | 59 |
| 90 | Mar 14, '22 | Sadly, my beloved father Bernie Nussbaum died yesterday of cardiac disease. He’d been sick, but it was still sudden. A rare combination of a total mensch & a legal powerhouse, | 1.1× | 0 | 7.2k | 73 | 15 |
| 91 | Feb 11, '21 | The really notable thing was how panicked Mike Lee seemed about doing *anything* that seemed less than utterly submissive to Trump. | 1.1× | 0 | 6.3k | 721 | 18 |
| 92 | Nov 9, '17 | Last night a group was talking about Farrow's expose & someone pointed out the obvious: if Rose McGowan had told the story of the Mossad spies earlier, everyone would have simp | 1.1× | 0 | 5.5k | 1.2k | 0 |
| 93 | Oct 23, '17 | This would all be so easily resolved if DT said "I'm sorry that phone conversation caused her pain. These are hard times & I wish her well." | 1.0× | 0 | 6k | 718 | 0 |
| 94 | Sep 4, '19 | The Sharpie thing is weirdly upsetting, bc it is so trivial, petty & transparent—which makes it hard to take seriously. Just like the Sean Spicer crowd-size garbage that opened | 1.0× | 0 | 6k | 648 | 23 |
| 95 | Feb 12, '22 | Into The Spiderverse is the one installment that actually SHOULD have been nominated for an Oscar | 1.0× | 0 | 6.8k | 324 | 38 |
| 96 | Nov 8, '24 | Gonna maintain this cursed account for voyeuristic purposes but will no longer post here— I should have ditched a long time ago, but have never been known for my self-control... Yo | 1.0× | 24k | 83 | 3 | 7 |
| 97 | Apr 29, '18 | She did the same technique w Trump. She listed the easy shots—he's nuts, he cheats, he colludes—then consciously picked the one thing that bugs him: revealing that he's NOT RICH. I | 1.0× | 0 | 6k | 643 | 4 |
| 98 | Mar 20, '18 | I told my kids about Jews controlling the weather and they are PSYCHED. | 0.9× | 0 | 6k | 425 | 1 |
| 99 | Jun 15, '20 | Clive and I are drunk on scotch and he wants to create a company that will “pay people not to podcast.” | 0.9× | 0 | 5.9k | 242 | 23 |
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