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1Jul 27, '25which way western man479×38.7M63k1.5k13k
2Apr 18, '24fucked up thing abt this is that there used to be something that ate tigers172×13.9M185k9.1k7.3k
3Jun 27, '25they hate how little it takes for us to be happy126×10.2M16k4555.4k
4Jul 8, '25lol they turned off grok chat but its still generating text in images83.6×6.8M47k1.6k2.7k
5Dec 13, '24View post on X70.9×5.7M177k13k11k
6Jun 28, '25unfortunately white people are just gonna snap one day61.4×5M35k8204.1k
7Aug 24, '25ok finally discovered a kind of lore i want to know about in a non clickbait way: what one-shotted you? eg for me it was 90s movies about how having a career and a house in the bur53×4.3M20k4304.8k
8Jun 20, '25View post on X46.7×3.8M26k7845.9k
9Mar 30, '24this is actually seems incredibly odd, culturally speaking sharing a meal is probably the most ancient human social ritual how did sweden lose this? i have to imagine the swedes on43×3.5M18k6681.7k
10Jan 23, '25just got the call. fired. I was the wildlife DEI coordinator at the EPA. my job was to turn the frogs gay42.6×3.4M149k7.2k2.6k
11May 14, '24oh33.4×2.7M24k1.5k3.6k
12Dec 13, '23>through friends trending to zero dear god31.3×2.5M14k5971.8k
13Mar 13, '24oh no women what is you doin30.8×2.5M23k6831.4k
14Jun 21, '25$1.5029.2×2.4M42k7231.6k
15Apr 23, '24this is our George Floyd moment29×2.3M18k8231.5k
16Oct 21, '25View post on X28.1×2.3M73k5.8k3.6k
17May 17, '25"travel" is fake no one except lord myles has "adventures" when they travel you are staying at a hotel, paying large sums of money to have a far worse experience than you could hav26.3×2.1M12k5242.7k
18Jul 10, '24View post on X24×1.9M48k6.3k2.8k
19Jul 3, '25i have 10 cousins my kids will have zero sucks21.4×1.7M24k5282.1k
20Jun 5, '24In advance of the 80th anniversary of D-Day, I'd like to remind Americans that our oldest ally, France, maintains a noble soul.21.1×1.7M26k1.3k1.1k
21Nov 4, '25View post on X20.8×1.7M40k1.3k2.5k
22Mar 30, '24is this design convergence or did they just steal the blueprints again20×1.6M11k277528
23Jan 11, '25View post on X20×1.6M16k2531.7k
24Jul 24, '25do boomers realize they're mostly still gonna be alive when we soft default in like 5-15 years thinking about this a lot lately what's their strategy here18.1×1.5M25k5631.4k
25Jul 18, '25sitting in an interview with a candidate. watching his eyes flit back and forth between the camera and a second monitor to his left as he silently writes suddenly competent code af17.5×1.4M25k3811.5k
26Jun 22, '24View post on X16.1×1.3M27k1.4k525
27Mar 21, '24View post on X15.8×1.3M12k5841.7k
28Mar 28, '24i showed this to my wife and she turned away disgusted and now shes not talking to me15.7×1.3M15k1k3.2k
29May 20, '24they wont teach you this in college15.7×1.3M11k319746
30Feb 15, '25elon musk dropping children into homes where he will never be a father is outrageously vile idk what else to say14.7×1.2M25k903964
31Dec 7, '24travel is fake most places are bad and you don't know what the good ones are visit your friends and otherwise never leave the country there's nothing for you out there trust me14.6×1.2M7.5k2821.3k
32Oct 17, '25holy shit it's a massacre massive purge of the CCP military's top ranks14.4×1.2M7.6k7211.8k
33Mar 11, '23>communist >irish buckle up you are about to hear opinions about how to manage food supply from the worst qualified person imaginable13.6×1.1M8.5k462290
34Aug 29, '25this explains a lot about what's going on, for those of you paying attention13.2×1.1M9.1k3402.3k
35Dec 25, '24man. idk the number of posts ive seen like this is genuinely shocking to me and makes me more inclined to support obnoxious immigration restrictions tbqh something is going very ba13.2×1.1M12k7801k
36Apr 4, '24why are married people splitting the bill any bill at all why on earth would you waste time on this12.5×1M7.3k125381
37Mar 24, '25View post on X12.4×1M13k3162.6k
38Oct 21, '25no blackpilling12.2×989k16k5971.2k
39Dec 23, '24i will never forgive liberals for making me become conservative12.2×989k9.1k425704
40Sep 1, '25View post on X12.2×988k19k7882.5k
41Apr 21, '24one reason to be skeptical of 9/11 conspiracy theories about controlled demolition or whatever is that i worked in a building that was a miniature WTC, designed by the same dude, a12×973k8.4k234991
42Jul 11, '25if H1Bs are supposed to be a means of obtaining labor not available domestically it's curious they're cheaper than domestic labor an easy way to ensure that they aren't directly su11.6×936k7.7k419577
43Aug 10, '24View post on X11.2×905k13k5111.5k
44Mar 31, '24my wife is mad at him because he "doesn't understand what women want at all, he's just mimicking ryan gosling" and its working anyway11.2×904k8.4k4102.1k
45Jun 6, '25View post on X11×888k29k9432.7k
46Apr 1, '25extremely distressing part of getting older is seeing relatives of my generation failing to become adults and realizing with dawning horror that things that should have been a phas10.5×851k15k8582.5k
47Oct 18, '24I TOLD YOU I FUCKING TOLD YOU9.8×794k8.1k4091.5k
48Jul 6, '24tired: visit country gas stations to find a wife wired:9.3×752k11k3041.9k
49Sep 18, '24View post on X9.2×743k13k1.3k883
50Mar 26, '24(police press conference voice) Flaco was no choirboy9.0×727k14k592330
51May 17, '24View post on X9.0×727k16k1.6k1.5k
52May 30, '24View post on X9.0×724k12k551382
53Apr 12, '24the best part about wifejak is that its origin story is, itself, extremely wifejak women be doing fun little projects :)8.9×718k15k5661.2k
54May 4, '24less than a week since my wife left and already i have reverted to barbarism8.8×712k21k591384
55Apr 11, '25ha ha i wonder what that's for8.5×687k8.7k241996
56Sep 15, '25this is actually a great idea for dealing with public opioid abuse. apparently it's quite safe and it disincentives the behavior in a cheap, effective, and humane manner "if you do8.2×666k12k4311.1k
57Oct 26, '25View post on X7.9×637k10k2001.6k
58Feb 4, '25i just heard a rumor that gen alpha kids are showing up in first grade not able to climb stairs because theyve spent their entire life parked in front of tablets and they havent ma7.8×633k11k3161.1k
59Jul 11, '24View post on X7.4×601k17k1.1k888
60Aug 9, '25i would absolutely launch fuck that7.4×598k9.3k158374
61Sep 22, '24i dont know who these ppl are but this seems like a window into a sort of downwardly mobile culturally middle class zoomer hell7.3×587k7.2k167915
62Dec 31, '24just occurred to me that my parents were probably mentally traumatized by watching society collapse in the 70s and yours probably were too7.1×577k8.7k2361.4k
64Jan 14, '25it's morning again in america6.6×530k8.2k361565
65Mar 10, '24View post on X6.5×529k10k336507
66Mar 8, '24the general refusal to use the new name for twitter is the greatest act of resistance of the information age6.3×507k7.9k711195
67Apr 27, '25apparently there is a movement for people to just "be open" about how much money they have this is a terrible idea there are reasons we have norms against this and people who embra6.2×502k7.6k165805
68Mar 22, '24this keeps happening5.8×466k9.5k397574
69Aug 30, '25pulled the entire 10 volume set of a 1964 children's reading collection from a used bookstore for $18 i regard this as a colossal win the introduction is worth reading as a contras5.6×456k11k8454.3k
70Jan 22, '25has anyone made a tracker of 1. trump executive orders 2. their implementation status 3. whether they're currently being blocked by lawsuits and if so which ones i have to confess 5.6×452k8.5k2481.6k
71Jul 19, '24idk who needs to hear this but your parents don't give a shit about your career they want grandkids and they want to die before you do5.6×451k7.1k282547
72Sep 21, '25let's see @dieworkwear defend this5.5×442k8k112234
73Aug 28, '24View post on X5.3×428k15k598601
74Feb 10, '25one thing about listening to old rock songs is that a surprising number of them are just the band singing about how much they like having sex with delinquent underage groupies and 4.9×399k8.4k270817
75May 4, '25this is somehow both wildly offensive to a whole slew of different groups of people and doesn’t make any sense, and i wish i had posted it4.9×399k12k328782
76Apr 30, '24View post on X4.9×396k15k1.2k646
77Apr 25, '25my 4yo is very concerned about dying and i'm not sure what to do about this. today she explained in tears after we balked at getting her another snack that she wants to eat so regu4.9×393k12k115740
78May 27, '25i have to be honest i thought this was just a meme4.7×382k7.1k1551.4k
79Sep 23, '24it wasnt until the 1980s that doctors were willing to countenance the possibility that infants can feel pain and they would (eg) just give babies muscle relaxants while they perfor4.7×380k7.7k5571.1k
80Nov 17, '24HE KNOWS SHUT IT DOWN4.7×376k11k429673
81Aug 8, '24people are reportedly enjoying themselves at the expense of british taxpayers4.6×374k7.9k233403
82Aug 7, '24psa for autists shes lying do not do this to get laid it will not work4.5×364k7.2k197163
83Aug 5, '24"i wish for peace between the protestants and the catholics of northern ireland"4.4×355k9.4k460337
84Aug 6, '24View post on X4.4×355k11k229247
85Jan 26, '25there were a bunch of unusual items in my inherited coin collection this was possibly the strangest4.2×340k9.8k308764
86Jul 4, '25nearly broke a tooth eating a frozen pizza tonight wonder how that got baked in4.2×337k9.6k66315
87Sep 19, '25i can't stay mad at this guy4.2×337k9.7k215588
88Jul 12, '24View post on X4.1×331k7.7k688721
89Jan 16, '25>wife takes kid to urgent care >tells them abt new insurance >hospital charges old insurance anyway >sends us entire bill >adds late fee >been on hold with billin4.0×322k12k509405
90Oct 16, '25View post on X3.9×316k9k327712
91Jul 9, '25this was in the training data. you're welcome3.3×266k18k285532
92Nov 19, '24View post on X3.2×256k7.3k400325
94Sep 20, '25View post on X2.9×231k7.8k398316
95Mar 27, '25View post on X2.7×221k7.9k331620
96Mar 8, '25my first inkling that something was very wrong was when barack obama was awarded a nobel peace prize less than a year into his first term without having done anything in particular2.4×193k8.9k410356
97Apr 12, '25(in the car) 4yo: (tears paper) 4yo: NOOOOO. My paper is teared! Me: Kiddo. If you don't want your paper torn, you can just not tear your paper. 4yo: NO. DADDY don't DO it. Stop te2.3×184k9.8k213346
98May 21, '20RT🔒1.8×010k2.7k143
99Feb 23, '18everything 👏 is 👏 monocausal 👏 and 👏 specifically 👏 results 👏 from 👏 whatever 👏 shit 👏 I'm 👏 on 👏 about 👏 at 👏 any 👏 given 👏 time1.7×08.9k1.3k1.3k
100Mar 18, '25my daughter is a flower girl in my sister's upcoming wedding. somehow, she decided that she needs to have "happy tears" for the occasion so she's taught herself how to cry at will 1.7×138k8.2k113207

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