| 1 | Jan 8, '25 | I just randomly typed “buy” and I found over 340 results | 78.6× | 2.7M | 14k | 2.1k | 1.4k |
| 2 | Apr 10, '25 | If they block or restrict your account and your bank asks you to come to the bank for resolution, please don’t go. Instead, engage a lawyer. If you go, you are most likely going to | 64× | 2.2M | 13k | 2.9k | 2k |
| 3 | Apr 5, '25 | Walai some men are married to their enemies. Lent your husband money for rent? The same house both of you are living in? | 62.5× | 2.1M | 5.8k | 933 | 426 |
| 4 | Sep 1, '24 | You can never underestimate the importance of a father in the life of any child. Never! | 60.1× | 2.1M | 9k | 1.8k | 1.2k |
| 5 | Aug 13, '25 | An Eye Witness Account - Ibom Air Flight No. QI 513 from Uyo To Lagos on Sunday 10 August 2025. So, I was on the now infamous Ibom Air flight from Uyo to Lagos on 10 August 20225 a | 60.1× | 2.1M | 11k | 3.8k | 4.5k |
| 6 | Jul 21, '24 | I hope the man has a good lawyer😀 you can’t use someone’s song for content raking millions and offer to give the man “2million” as if you are helping the man🤷♂️ | 57.8× | 2M | 5.9k | 644 | 396 |
| 7 | Feb 17, '25 | Remove money, there is actually no difference between this guy and Portable | 50.4× | 1.7M | 13k | 1.8k | 596 |
| 8 | Feb 17, '25 | I spent about 4-5 hours in Ikoyi Prison today interviewing about 20 inmates and these are what I learnt: 1. Many young boys between ages 17-30 are languishing in prison and nobody | 45.4× | 1.6M | 4.8k | 2.4k | 715 |
| 9 | Feb 23, '25 | I have spoken with his wife. He was working for his boss to sell some items and he used part of the money to cater for his pregnant wife’s medical needs. When the wife was due for | 43.1× | 1.5M | 7.1k | 1.9k | 324 |
| 10 | Jan 8, '25 | Aside running errands, if you can’t take instructions from a woman, please bury the idea of marriage. Women also decide which schools the children attend; the neighborhood to stay/ | 39.8× | 1.4M | 16k | 2.8k | 1.4k |
| 11 | May 22, '25 | If you were the defense lawyer for the Policeman in Ibadan incident, what will your argument or defense be? | 35.2× | 1.2M | 7k | 514 | 484 |
| 12 | Jun 8, '24 | Let’s also address this. Contrary to the public perception about “signing divorce papers” there’s nothing like that in our matrimonial jurisprudence. I blame this on nollywood for | 31.2× | 1.1M | 5.2k | 3.1k | 2.2k |
| 13 | Aug 26, '24 | If this is happening, just know that the man was good and upright. | 30.1× | 1M | 4.4k | 915 | 270 |
| 14 | Nov 13, '25 | Note to men: if you are in doubt about a woman’s age, and you desire to be sexually involved with her, insist or demand for a document, particularly the one issued by the governmen | 26.4× | 904k | 3.3k | 664 | 439 |
| 15 | Apr 27, '25 | Mofi Olorun bura, if I were Davido, I will find you to the deepest part of the earth or anywhere in this world that you are hiding and deal with you without showing any iota of mer | 22.6× | 773k | 5.1k | 613 | 140 |
| 16 | Oct 26, '24 | 1. Debt is not a crime. If someone is owing you and you report the person to the police, the person can sue both you and the police. 2. Your landlord cannot enter your house withou | 22.2× | 759k | 5.7k | 2.2k | 3.2k |
| 17 | Jan 1, '25 | If someone sends money into your account and asks you to send it to another account, do not send it. | 21.6× | 738k | 7.3k | 1.6k | 457 |
| 18 | Jan 8, '25 | Make I submit my own list?😂 | 21× | 719k | 4.2k | 424 | 348 |
| 19 | May 16, '25 | Yesterday I wanted to send 55k to my driver for fuel and I mistakenly sent it to Mega Chicken, Ikota, being the last account I sent money to. I went there and they confirmed it. Oy | 21× | 718k | 4k | 399 | 169 |
| 20 | Oct 21, '24 | I was at Ikoyi Correctional Centre today and all I have to say is that: whatever it will cost you, please avoid anything that will take you to the prison. | 19.8× | 678k | 12k | 2.7k | 327 |
| 21 | Aug 28, '25 | “He’s just a common tailor that’s disturbing me” He later impregnated her and they are now married😆😆😆 | 19.8× | 676k | 7.6k | 788 | 273 |
| 22 | Jun 9, '25 | Allow your siblings to live with you if they don’t have another means or option or until you can afford to put them in another place. Don’t render your siblings homeless or be unde | 18.8× | 641k | 6.9k | 1.3k | 349 |
| 23 | May 2, '25 | I saw a video now but I can’t post it. But in the video the lady said, there are three types of people in a dating scene: 1. Dodoyo 2. Almajiri 3. Omo ogbon Dodoyo works so hard to | 17.6× | 601k | 4.6k | 654 | 837 |
| 24 | Apr 10, '25 | I told this bike guy to take me to where I can get cash down the street and he passed like 15 spots without stopping. He got to a lady and stopped and I asked him why. He said Oga | 17.2× | 587k | 25k | 3.2k | 373 |
| 25 | Jan 9, '25 | Cooking: woman/wife Cleaning: woman/wife Errands: woman/wife Tending to kids: woman/wife Laundry: woman/wife Then what are you useful for aside being a sperm donor and paying bills | 16.8× | 575k | 6.7k | 1.3k | 548 |
| 26 | May 22, '24 | I’ve been up since 3am washing everybody’s clothes and plates 😂😂 but when the day breaks, I’ll be back on Twitter to form “traditional man” and “head of the house” 😂 | 16× | 549k | 5k | 899 | 149 |
| 27 | Feb 19, '25 | These boys are so stupid sha. Like 5 of them are standing trial for cultism, which attracts 21years jail term, and as soon as their supposed number 1 was brought into the court fro | 15.7× | 538k | 6.1k | 1.2k | 397 |
| 28 | Oct 20, '25 | Anyone who knows this girl should convey this to her: please stay out of Ned Nwoko’s matter. If you cross his lines, he doesn’t forgive. | 15.6× | 535k | 2.7k | 356 | 323 |
| 29 | Mar 17, '25 | I dare the Governor of Lagos to say this. Heaven will fall. 😂 | 15.1× | 516k | 3.4k | 715 | 242 |
| 30 | Feb 3, '25 | Me: take this change (3k). You can go Him: sir, you are owing me 500naira. I gave you on Friday to buy bitter cola and Tom Tom. Me: oh true, give me that 3k back. Take 1k, give me | 14.9× | 509k | 7.6k | 789 | 226 |
| 31 | Feb 13, '25 | Another misleading narrative from Nollywood is the lawyer to the deceased will gather family members in the parlour to read the Will. No be so 😂 | 14.9× | 509k | 6.4k | 684 | 245 |
| 32 | Jun 17, '25 | Tunde is now a global ambassador, as his name and influence transcend beyond Nigeria. No employer to report him to; no university to write to withdraw his certificate; no career to | 14.6× | 498k | 2.5k | 557 | 36 |
| 33 | May 23, '25 | But APC member of House of Representatives dey do event weyrey carry red cap put for head dey chop like cow😂😂 | 14.4× | 491k | 2.9k | 535 | 112 |
| 34 | Mar 31, '25 | Please can anyone help us get the woman’s details? Her name? And possibly address? Someone is willing to provide her with some supports to start something more decent. Please help | 13.8× | 473k | 6k | 2.9k | 113 |
| 35 | Jan 26, '25 | I have tried lying to women and I have tried being honest. Guys, I strongly recommend lying to women. They feel better with lies than honesty. If a woman says: be honest with me, l | 13.7× | 470k | 11k | 2.1k | 847 |
| 36 | Jan 15, '25 | Omo, Sir Tafawa Balewa’s death must be so gruesomely painful. I have never had a reason to read how he was murdered until today. | 13.7× | 470k | 2.8k | 405 | 450 |
| 37 | Jan 14, '25 | I think Aproko Doctor is, arguably, the most impactful young Nigerian alive; and I say this with all sense of honesty. | 13.3× | 456k | 8.8k | 999 | 153 |
| 38 | May 24, '25 | If anybody wants to call anyone “domesticated animal” it shouldn’t be a boy living off his wife’s degree and passport, but comes online to act “I am charge”. A man with no degree, | 13.3× | 454k | 2.6k | 467 | 183 |
| 39 | Mar 17, '25 | Obafemi Martins could not handle the trolling and bullying. Baba don delete 😂 If your skin no thick, no put body😂 | 13× | 446k | 5.9k | 722 | 75 |
| 40 | Jun 8, '24 | As a man please don’t allow any woman to feed you. May God continue to provide for you. | 12.7× | 435k | 3.3k | 678 | 175 |
| 41 | Apr 12, '25 | Same questions but see the answers. If you like go and marry rubbish. Kudos to her parents for raising her well. | 12.3× | 420k | 5k | 949 | 1.1k |
| 42 | Dec 5, '24 | A day well spent with my friend and colleague @Wizarab10 | 12.1× | 414k | 3.4k | 304 | 65 |
| 43 | Apr 13, '25 | The signs are always there. | 12× | 409k | 3.7k | 715 | 262 |
| 44 | Jun 22, '25 | As long as the sellers remain the Hausas, I have no worries at all. I too trust them. | 11.3× | 385k | 4.3k | 654 | 128 |
| 45 | Jun 17, '24 | Why didn’t you pick one olosho from Alen Avenue to marry? | 11.3× | 385k | 2.9k | 682 | 122 |
| 46 | Oct 9, '24 | Alhamdulilah 🙏 | 10.8× | 368k | 4.8k | 442 | 29 |
| 47 | Oct 24, '25 | I said it. | 10.7× | 367k | 4.5k | 685 | 307 |
| 48 | Nov 9, '25 | “You don’t know law” | 10.5× | 359k | 4.1k | 718 | 194 |
| 49 | Nov 15, '25 | Just have money, these people no get level 😂 | 10.3× | 352k | 2.6k | 400 | 125 |
| 50 | Mar 18, '25 | The President had all the time to call his Minister to order but it’s the Governor that refused to be a puppet to the Minister that’s the problem. Let’s see how this ends. | 10.2× | 350k | 4.6k | 1.2k | 105 |
| 51 | Aug 23, '25 | Another video that I have watched for an unhealthy number of times is that video of KWAM1 Junior with KWAM1. When the guy was called up to the stage, he first started singing off b | 10.2× | 348k | 2.7k | 280 | 304 |
| 52 | Nov 13, '25 | That Pastor that was kidnapped in Plateau state? Guess who masterminded the kidnap? No, not a Fulani herder! Just guess again!! | 10.2× | 348k | 2.8k | 718 | 211 |
| 53 | Apr 13, '25 | Left to large percentage of men, they don’t want big weddings. Am I right? | 10.1× | 344k | 5.4k | 605 | 145 |
| 54 | Mar 20, '25 | Anybody planning to defeat Tinubu in 2027 should keep his money 😟 that guy has everybody in his pocket 😟 | 9.8× | 337k | 4.6k | 604 | 124 |
| 55 | Aug 13, '25 | Some passengers sitting afar who did not know what truly transpired were shouting for Miss. Emmanson to switch offher phone. However, the passenger in seat 14A and I rose up stoutl | 9.8× | 336k | 3.9k | 819 | 375 |
| 56 | Mar 14, '25 | The family you marry from is more important than who you marry. | 9.6× | 327k | 3.4k | 723 | 244 |
| 57 | Aug 27, '25 | One useless thing in my house now. I wish I never bought it. The noise and power consumption are crazy 😆😆😆 | 9.5× | 326k | 3.4k | 193 | 123 |
| 58 | Jun 15, '25 | It’s your turn 😌 | 9.4× | 323k | 4.4k | 1.1k | 82 |
| 59 | Apr 14, '25 | I go press you 400k in this Tinubu economy to pay your rent and you will tell me “thanks”? Lmao, if I don’t initiate reversal, obtain court order for wrongful transfer, call me bas | 9.4× | 322k | 6.2k | 802 | 134 |
| 60 | Oct 1, '24 | Frogido 😂😂 | 9.2× | 316k | 3.7k | 694 | 37 |
| 61 | May 29, '25 | If you are in Lagos and it’s a matter of pregnancy, mother and child care, please choose public/government hospitals. 🏥 | 8.9× | 303k | 3.2k | 628 | 226 |
| 62 | Sep 10, '25 | And so it ends. Thank you Unilag. Alhamdulilah. Unto the Next ☑️ | 8.8× | 301k | 4.4k | 462 | 60 |
| 63 | Oct 22, '25 | 1. Don’t be the office clown. 2. Nobody’s secret is safe. 3. You are there to work and get paid. 4. Loyalty and reward don’t always work hand-in-hand. 5. Eye service gets you up th | 8.5× | 291k | 3.7k | 830 | 1.4k |
| 64 | Feb 25, '25 | On your mandate I stand. 🤏 | 8.5× | 291k | 3.8k | 682 | 53 |
| 65 | Jan 9, '25 | My parents have been married for close to 50years and I grew up seeing my father bathing us, taking us to school/lessons and running market errands by buying things on his way from | 8.2× | 280k | 2.7k | 479 | 143 |
| 66 | Mar 4, '25 | Your children attend the best of schools outside the states/country. But children of the poor must stay at home for the entire month to fast. | 7.6× | 259k | 4.4k | 989 | 70 |
| 67 | Sep 13, '25 | Tell me what you see when you look at me 👀 | 7.5× | 257k | 3.4k | 384 | 44 |
| 68 | Oct 17, '25 | Blessed beyond measure. Jummah Mubarak from The Muhammeds. | 7.4× | 252k | 7.5k | 783 | 46 |
| 69 | Sep 14, '24 | First step to controlling poverty is birth control. People need to stop having kids they can’t cater for | 7.3× | 251k | 2.8k | 841 | 99 |
| 70 | Sep 17, '25 | Yesterday, I wanted to send 20k to my mechanic but mistakenly sent it to a moniepoint account that I once sent the money to. This morning, I got a call from a lady who said she is | 7.3× | 250k | 4.3k | 396 | 79 |
| 71 | Mar 16, '25 | I like how “Lagos is smelling” is now a topical issue on social media. It’s time for Lagos State Government to take bold stop to do whatever it takes, within the bounds of the law, | 7.3× | 249k | 3.6k | 792 | 80 |
| 72 | May 23, '25 | Anybody supporting APC is after your life but weyrey dey chop food for APC man’s event 😂😂 | 7.1× | 241k | 2.5k | 389 | 47 |
| 73 | Feb 14, '25 | To be a graduate of a university, you must be found worthy both in learning and character. | 6.9× | 235k | 3k | 500 | 38 |
| 74 | Nov 15, '25 | I visited a relative who just had a baby and I gave the husband money instead of the wife. Fathers rarely get attention and gifts when they have new borns; and as someone who has e | 6.7× | 228k | 3k | 496 | 60 |
| 75 | Jul 25, '25 | This man lost his job 2 months ago and his wife has been showing him shege, with all sorts of snide remarks. He could barely feed the family and he is so depressed. I nearly joined | 6.6× | 227k | 3.6k | 660 | 137 |
| 76 | Oct 27, '24 | We started with 3 staff and the struggle to pay salaries was the first fear I had, not knowing that the cost of running the office alone could make someone run mad. When I thought | 6.0× | 204k | 2.9k | 488 | 94 |
| 77 | Nov 13, '25 | “Work so hard to make it, such that your children will not see relocating abroad as answered prayer.” I felt it 🤨 | 5.7× | 196k | 3.2k | 550 | 127 |
| 78 | May 6, '25 | Scrap JAMB and post UTME so that those who passed WEAC/NECO through miracle centres can get admitted easily😂 scrap jamb una | 5.6× | 191k | 2.6k | 427 | 44 |
| 79 | Apr 9, '25 | To my beautiful, loving and ever supportive wife, happy 34th birthday to you 🎂. Every day with you is a blessing, and I cherish each moment spent by your side. Today, as we celebr | 5.2× | 179k | 2.9k | 307 | 82 |
| 80 | Jan 9, '25 | Some of you act like soldiers in your house. Your wives can’t even banter you cos you are the head of the house? Weyrey head of the house wey no get shishi still Dey form megambo Y | 5.1× | 176k | 3.2k | 535 | 89 |
| 81 | Feb 24, '25 | Wanted to negotiate the money to 500k but the man no gree😁 @Pinovibes has also sent the entire money and that the balance be given to the wife to cater for the baby. When he’s out | 5.1× | 174k | 2.6k | 430 | 31 |
| 82 | Mar 30, '25 | Eid Mubarak from The Muhammeds 🕌☪️ | 4.7× | 162k | 6.2k | 460 | 29 |
| 83 | Jan 28, '25 | If you haven’t given any hot take on Annie and 2face matter, God will bless you. | 4.6× | 159k | 4.1k | 457 | 24 |
| 84 | Apr 28, '25 | It’s my birthday 🎂 Alhamdulilah for another year 🙏 | 4.4× | 150k | 5.2k | 543 | 24 |
| 85 | May 17, '25 | You fit get good mother make your papa no get good wife. | 4.0× | 136k | 2.9k | 560 | 132 |
| 86 | Apr 9, '25 | If you have any document that has more than 2pages and your signature is required, please ensure that you sign every single page of that document. Don’t just sign the last page and | 3.8× | 130k | 3.5k | 968 | 320 |
| 87 | Dec 27, '24 | May Allah not make us see a situation to leave Islam because it’s difficult to practice🙏 | 3.6× | 125k | 3.2k | 586 | 23 |
| 88 | Oct 15, '25 | By God’s Grace, November 2025 will make it a decade (10years) that I became a lawyer, according to the professional calendar; and exactly 2years that I set up my own law firm. Look | 3.6× | 122k | 3.2k | 414 | 22 |
| 89 | Oct 10, '24 | I probably may never forget about yesterday. Shortly after the arrival of my little princess, I got the news of one of the biggest commercial banks in Nigeria enlisting our firm as | 3.5× | 119k | 4.2k | 505 | 33 |
| 90 | Jul 22, '25 | NELFUND should give that guy automatic employment, if they have a relevant role for him. Takes a good mind to acknowledge such an initiative that’s widely condemned. | 3.3× | 114k | 2.6k | 554 | 38 |
| 91 | Oct 24, '25 | Please if this comes your way, kindly support and report. | 3.3× | 114k | 3.2k | 3.8k | 35 |
| 92 | Mar 1, '25 | My people, let’s run this 😩😩😩😩 1m likes plenty nai 😭😭😭😭 | 3.2× | 110k | 4.1k | 207 | 6 |
| 93 | Jun 17, '25 | “ if I were Tunde I will decline the invitation” The question is: what are you doing that’s worthy of presidential invite? Let’s start with that. | 3.2× | 109k | 2.9k | 620 | 29 |
| 94 | Dec 10, '24 | With Chief Wole Olanipekun SAN | 3.2× | 108k | 2.8k | 265 | 28 |
| 95 | May 18, '25 | Again, I felt and saw genuine happiness on my parent’s face today and I cannot but thank God for sparing their lives till this day. Dad couldn’t even sleep well in the old house, d | 3.1× | 107k | 3.4k | 420 | 38 |
| 96 | Oct 16, '24 | We named her: Fateemah-Zahra Nnako Ogheremize bint Muhammed. | 2.9× | 98k | 3k | 291 | 17 |
| 97 | Jun 12, '25 | Thoughts? | 2.8× | 96k | 2.7k | 1.3k | 4.2k |
| 98 | May 29, '25 | InshaAllah I will come back to quote this with my wife and my parents. 🙏 | 2.6× | 89k | 4.2k | 279 | 26 |
| 99 | Mar 6, '25 | I can get this easily. 😃 oya o | 1.9× | 66k | 3k | 87 | 2 |
| 100 | Jun 10, '25 | No caption is also a caption. 🥸 | 1.8× | 62k | 2.7k | 241 | 19 |
| 101 | Oct 14 | Good morning everyone, Someone, a colleague, brought something to my attention last night. I sat with it through the night and reflected on it carefully. By this morning, it became | 1.7× | 59k | 1.4k | 237 | 71 |
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