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Dylan Park-Pettiford

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Writer. Director. Habitual Line-Stepper. TV: Fire Country. Bosch. All Rise. 68 Whiskey. Books: Roadside. Occasional Magic. Marvel Comics. Reps: CAA. Rain.

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1Apr 2, '23Why weren’t you calling Caitlin Clark a “classless piece of shit” for doing the same thing? You don’t have to answer. We know why.334×20.4M134k13k1.6k
2Aug 9, '24I’m signing a petition to have the Olympics disbanded immediately118×7.2M8k698991
3Aug 9, '24Cool. Anyway, here’s a pic of me in Iraq in 2006.113×6.9M69k1.5k1.7k
4Aug 8, '24So this is what we’re doing? We’re blaming dead Americans on Tim Walz now? Gimme a fucking break. Ma’am, no offense, but your kid came home in a box because George W. and his buddi83.9×5.1M138k11k2.2k
5Aug 18, '25Armed Nazis should be dead Nazis. Change my mind.62.4×3.8M179k14k3k
6Oct 3, '18I wasn’t ready to laugh this hard56×0260k114k7.3k
7Aug 30, '25Even if he’s not dead, he’s gonna see everyone celebrating his death, and that should raise his blood pressure enough to finish the job. We can’t lose.51.1×3.1M188k12k2.4k
8Oct 24, '24They called you a DEI driver your entire career.50.3×3.1M58k3.4k621
9May 8, '23This you?43.5×2.7M51k7.9k346
10Jun 22, '20Elijah’s last words were: “I’m an introvert. I’m just different that’s all. I’m so sorry. I don’t have a gun. I don’t do that stuff...All I was trying to do was become better. I’ll39.1×0175k89k2.6k
11Jan 28, '23Let’s run it back.38.9×2.4M11k1.3k366
12Aug 30, '25They should shoot orange smoke from the chimney at the White House when it’s official31.5×1.9M42k2.5k539
13Aug 26, '17Guy yells "hey nigger!", fires a gun into a crowd, cops standing right there don't do a damn thing. That, my friends, is white privilege.29.8×0112k82k2
14Dec 28, '24People thought I was making this up when a TV exec told me this last year.27.9×1.7M65k4.5k2.8k
15Aug 30, '25When it happens, I want a notification on my phone like one of those Amber Alerts.27.3×1.7M110k8k940
16Mar 14, '20Two types of people in this world26.7×0145k49k979
17Apr 8, '25You could even say the @nuggets are… Post Malone25.9×1.6M36k2.9k483
18Aug 15, '19I just watched at least 50 cops in Philadelphia struggle to stop a single active shooter on the news just now. Can we stop this “good guys with a gun” bullshit now? It’s a myth.19.6×0129k24k649
19Jan 28, '17I told this story about #refugees a couple years ago on Veterans Day with a humorous slant. I'm going to tell it again today, unfiltered.18.4×059k38k52
20Jun 27, '25Internment camps. Those are called internment camps.18.1×1.1M53k9.8k1.1k
21Oct 19, '19A video just surfaced of former Oregon WR Keanon Lowe taking a rifle from a gunman and preventing a school shooting. But it doesn’t happen the way most would expect. “I told him I 17.9×089k36k1.2k
22Mar 28, '23I replied to 3 emails so my work is done for the day15×917k12k1.1k324
23Sep 15, '22I need the person who made this to come forward14.8×0110k12k1.3k
24Mar 30, '20Ma’am.14.4×0106k12k1.1k
25May 2, '23You won’t find better signs than at a WGA picket line14.2×867k11k2.1k147
26Jun 14, '20A black man was drunk, fell asleep in his car in a drive thru and was murdered by the police. A police officer in Aurora (the same PD that murdered #ElijahMcClain) got drunk ON DUT14.2×056k37k800
27Sep 7, '18Friendly reminder that Earth is currently going through its sixth extinction event, and that the planet’s wild life population has decreased 50 percent since 1970.13.2×057k33k241
28Feb 5, '23The US just used a $200M+ F-22 fighter jet armed w/ $400K sidewinder missiles to shoot down a…balloon, marking the first air-to-air “kill” in the F-22 airframe’s service history. B13.2×805k8.1k1.2k119
29Apr 22, '22I YAM SCREEMING12.1×067k9.6k4.5k
30Feb 27, '22This website is incredible.12.1×096k6.6k1.4k
31Apr 17, '25A Dallas PD press conference about a local high school shooting was interrupted by breaking news of an even larger mass shooting at Florida State University. Just another Thursday 11.6×706k15k2.5k424
32Jun 19, '22A helicopter delivering a heart to the hospital for a transplant crashes, the firefighters are able to save the organ, then the doctor carrying it trips and drops the heart. Absolu11.2×061k17k2k
33Jul 17, '25Fuck—and I cannot stress this enough—this country and everyone who voted for this.11.2×681k48k8.5k610
34Dec 2, '21They really posted a 5-year-old church choir photo of the school shooter. I’m tired y’all.10.9×080k10k484
35Oct 9, '17In 30 years, white folks are going to call Kaepernick a hero and pretend to have supported him like they did with Jackie Robinson and Ali.10.8×049k25k4
36Jun 22, '18“I volunteered for the armed forces and was sent to participate in a fraudulent conflict. Then, when I was injured, the corrupt government that sent me refused to take care of me. 9.1×046k19k119
37Apr 12, '17WAIT, these hack journalists dug up the criminal record of the wrong doctor? Everyone's getting sued. Twitter is going to be live tomorrow.9.0×038k22k1
39Jan 30, '25Everything’s a conspiracy theory when you’re a fucking moron.8.9×542k22k2.9k451
40Jun 6, '18Politics aside for a second here. You sociopaths are bullying the survivors of a school shooting? Please seek help, because you’re terrible fucking human being.7.1×046k10k44
41Apr 5, '19Wait til they find out black folks are responsible for country music and Jack Daniel’s whiskey.6.9×035k14k271
42Sep 10, '21This is the cutest shit I ever seent6.8×044k6.8k988
43Aug 30, '25I haven’t seen Twitter come together like this since ‘89.6.7×406k36k1.4k441
44Jul 24, '21Excuse me ma’am, but this is not how @zillow works.6.5×049k3.9k561
45Mar 10, '20My uncle’s funeral last weekend could’ve been a Tyler Perry movie. But my favorite part was when my great uncle gave the same eulogy 3 times because he has dementia. He’d speak, si6.1×034k7.6k1.5k
47Oct 9, '17Puerto Rico is still without power, California is on fire, Nazis are marching in the street with torches, but glad you had fun golfing!5.9×027k14k0
49Nov 11, '17Dawg, I was in Iraq playing Call of Duty and I had 13-year-olds from Iowa ruining my life on my days off. Talking all sorts of shit. “Hope you’re better at shooting guns irl. ‘Caus5.3×025k12k30
50Mar 16, '20So the folks under quarantine in China seem to be doing well5.0×028k7.3k524
52Mar 23, '22Denver’s STAR program has been dispatched over 2,000 times for mental health emergencies and hasn’t needed police backup once. It’s almost like treating folks who are in distress w4.3×025k6.7k447
53Apr 14, '19The Trump administration is proposing to monitor the social media accounts of veterans, and if the veterans are “too happy” their disability pensions for PTSD will be reduced. What4.3×013k8.4k287
54Oct 1, '21Lmao I’ve had a dozen people DM me this tweet. And yes, this is the same show I worked on. You couldn’t write this story, that’s how crazy it is.4.3×022k2.8k2.8k
55Sep 5, '20Trump is endorsed by the KKK, North Korea, Russia, Neo-Nazis, and now Osama bin Laden’s family. Lmao you can’t make this shit up.4.2×021k7.8k382
56Apr 14, '18Nah, we slept in the dirt because some crooked politicians wanted to make money off oil and dead brown people. But whatever helps you sleep at night.3.8×019k8.2k55
57May 30, '20Apparently cops in Kansas City joined the local protest against police brutality. And my first reaction was to say something smart ass. But this is truly a start.3.7×023k4.9k249
58Aug 7, '24“He dropped out of the Army. And allowed his unit to go without him.” Walz did 24 years in field artillery and could’ve medically retired after 20. You were a public affairs specia3.6×222k6.7k924118
59Jul 25, '25Honestly, aliens attacking Earth might be a nice change of pace.3.4×210k8.1k728104
61May 28, '22Was this before or after you went through an extensive background check, 10 weeks of boot to teach you how to handle that rifle before you had to test your proficiency on a range, 3.2×024k2.6k245
62Jul 31, '24Yeah, she never claimed her Blackness while she attended an HBCU and served as the PRESIDENT of the Black Law Students Association. Take a lap, goofball. The adults are talking.3.2×196k7.1k64682
63Aug 1, '24And here’s me wearing Korean hanbok. Because I’m Korean. I’m also Black. Crazy how that works. You fucking idiots.2.9×174k8k63062
64Feb 25, '22“Put these sunflower seeds in your pocket so that something beautiful will grow when your corpse is laying in our fields.” Ukrainian poetry is my favorite.2.8×021k2.1k469
65Nov 21, '21Who wants to tell him…2.7×021k1.4k131
67May 31, '20A cop was separated from his team, and protestors protected him. Ain’t that something.2.5×014k3.8k252
68Jun 15, '25Imagine signing up to serve your country and the next thing you know you’re marching down Pennsylvania Ave. in some Bridgerton ass pantaloons for a fascist pedophile’s 79th birthda2.5×150k8.6k571120
69Apr 17, '193 black churches were burned down in Louisiana last week, Puerto Rico is still recovering from a hurricane, and Flint still doesn’t have cleanwater.2.4×012k5k35
70Oct 27, '18This man is a visionary. I’m never paying for a Soul Cycle class ever again.2.4×012k4.3k86
71Apr 25, '21The more things change, the more things stay the same.2.2×015k2.8k87
72Jan 7, '21I find it incredibly telling that this photo hasn’t gone viral. And almost no one is mentioning the bombs, ammunition, and accelerants that were found. They were literally calling 2.2×09.5k4.9k213
73Jun 5, '20LMAOOOOOOOOOOO LOOK AT THESE FUCKING DORKS IM CRYING2.1×014k2.6k72
75Jul 12, '16This is how I know my parents were doing coke and listening to Prince in the late 80's.1.8×013k1.1k259
76May 7, '22Immediately I don’t know shit about the Kentucky Derby, but I just watched a horse that wasn’t even supposed to be there win the race as an 80-1 underdog then bite a bunch of other1.7×014k1k136
80May 15, '19Twitter is the Wild West1.4×08.5k2.2k66
81Jan 12, '20Wombats are out here doing more for their community than @JoelOsteen.1.4×08.8k2.1k52
84Jan 28, '22Just saved this little dude from the kill shelter. He had 1 day left. I couldn’t think of a name, so he’s McLovin. It was either that or Muhammad.1.3×011k20824
85Mar 24, '19My Lyft driver has pro-gun bullshit all over his car, his stick shift is a .50 cal round, and he’s wearing a wounded warrior bracelet. So I’m like, “Uh, where’d you serve?” “I didn1.3×08.6k1.2k56
87Dec 25, '21On the surface, #DontLookUp is a clever satire making fun of dumb ass Republican legislators and their cult-like supporters. But it’s a truly terrifying social commentary about cap1.3×07.9k1.5k186
88Jun 17, '20New rule: if you’re having mental breakdowns because you had to wait for your egg mcmuffin you shouldn’t be able to carry a gun1.2×08k1.5k59
92Jun 17, '20Mel Gibson is a piece of shit, but ol’ boy directed tf out of APOCALYPTO. A cinematic masterpiece.1.0×07.5k58769
94Sep 13, '20Just got the news that my father passed away. Make it stop. I can’t do this anymore.1.0×07k12516

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