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1Nov 11, '23That seems less relevant189×7.8M10k367174
2Apr 2, '23ORC KENDRICK: I craft my blade i try to slay mistakes i made. you aint been underground like me. you aint laid out of sin like me. Green skin, dollar tint, dick long, money spent {118×4.9M44k9.9k5.2k
3Oct 12, '25Told my doctor I was depressed and he asked me if I’d thought about killing myself. Hell of a piece of medical advice but here goes nothing85.9×3.5M177k7.9k6.1k
4Mar 1, '24I will always shoot the messenger. He shouldn’t have told me that48×2M48k4.8k1.3k
5Apr 18, '24every picture of him looks like a suburban uncle doing a Confucius Say joke when his taiwanese waiter’s halfway out of earshot42.8×1.8M18k766876
6Jan 13, '25Rastafarian guy in the sauna this morning was telling me I should be making my own honey. “Anyone can buy a bee”, he said. I nodded, taking it to heart. There was a 10 second pause31.2×1.3M66k3.4k3.5k
7Jul 13, '25Love drinking water in bed without sitting up, where the liquid sort of sits at the bottom of your oesophagus and you almost throw up or die. It’s just one of those things I can’t 29.6×1.2M67k3.2k2.2k
8Jul 19, '25The late bird gets the much cooler "night worm"29.5×1.2M24k2.1k766
9Dec 25, '24kanye: Thing is, I’m Wallace, I’m running shit .. But I gotta be Gromit too Zane lowe: yeah Kanye: i’m That pioneer. fashion, music, all of it. I’m building this shit in my basemen23.1×949k28k3k2.7k
10Feb 2, '24they/thanos! Lol. {showing my phone to homeless woman } He is they/thanos17.9×739k12k630360
11Apr 6, '21Women Posting Their Ws Account: 24 years old, sober, graduated MIT, and made a sourdough pizza today that looks like a Van Gogh painting. Yeah, I'm thinking my antiques blog is gon14.9×077k3.7k744
12Nov 2, '21{shaking head at book I’m reading} They stole all this from the dictionary14.4×070k6k514
13Feb 27, '24Ulysses — A triumph, but dense. Highlighting the passages that moved me has been exceedingly helpful14×576k11k848558
14Sep 25, '25someone DMed me years ago to let me know they got this doodle of mine tattooed on their body indefinitely13.2×544k40k1.1k1.9k
15May 4, '21Androgynous people are sort of like if a guy and a girl had a baby12.4×063k4k611
16Feb 14, '21You may be alone on Valentine’s Day but at least youre not addicted to your phone or feeling lost in your life generally10.4×048k3.8k1k
17Jul 24, '25Awful. I want the computer10.3×423k28k1.1k537
18Jan 3, '23More like Ass Glonion. That movie sucked {motions for you to take headphones off} More like Ass Glonion9.3×385k8.8k360147
19May 18, '23View post on X9.3×381k15k782338
20Jun 16, '25Joining the wehrmacht at 6months old9.2×377k19k239285
21Jun 30, '21The children who bully me at the bus stop use so many logical fallacys its insane8.7×044k2.7k492
22Dec 16, '22If Tom and Jerry had smoked weed together they would have patched things up but may have lost their drive more generally8.7×358k7k50782
23Apr 2, '23Matched with this guy on Bumble 3 years ago lol. Went on 1 date where he got weird about me tipping a barista then tried to make out half an hour in. Never said anything about bein8.7×357k5.4k14254
24Jul 4, '21I'm filled with joy when I see the "baby on board" sign attached to the car in front of mine, but sadness washes over me when I realise the car is a hearse. Only when I notice that8.6×041k4k485
25Nov 28, '22I would rather watch a hydraulic press crush my aunt8.2×043k1.8k604
26Mar 5, '22BEAUTIFUL WOMAN: What's your name? {trying to be mysterious} I don't know7.6×035k3.6k809
27Oct 13, '25One of my alltime favourites and I dont know why. It makes me smile6.9×284k9.5k179461
28Aug 2, '25By pure chance microplastic shards in my brain accumulated to form a working micro chip; insane. I can speak Hindi now6.7×274k19k846430
29Nov 10, '23"From limb" has got to be one of the worst ways to be torn limb6.5×267k7.1k483127
30Aug 30, '21View post on X6.2×033k1.2k268
31Jul 9, '21Boys don't spend a 3rd of their paychecks on therapy because they are stupid like bugs. ♻️50.6k ♥️1M - Whoah this blew up. Dont normally do this but I am literally stuck in my pizz6.1×032k1.6k245
32Dec 28, '21Literature and philosophy are not useless. For example they will make you annoying5.7×027k2.6k304
33Jan 4, '24View post on X5.7×236k5.9k219113
34Oct 13, '22View post on X5.6×031k717138
35Apr 4, '21“Men should wear crop tops and skirts and a single dangly earring” I can’t put on a hat without thinking about killing my self5.1×025k1.6k449
36Sep 16, '24Mcdonalds worker on 9th hour of shift : Hey what can I get you :) And how are you doing today Me: I have been adrift for a while; Burger5.1×210k9.5k715293
37Apr 18, '21"Spin the bottle" is fun enough as it is. No need to involve kissing or making out5.1×026k1.6k200
38Nov 19, '21{ending 10hr shift at warehouse, smiling} Yessss💪 $704.5×024k1k151
39Oct 17, '21Babies are allowed a couple of drags from your cigarette as long as they don’t have an addictive personality4.2×021k1.5k102
40Mar 12, '21{calmly, in the supermarket} I have ruined my life4.1×018k2.7k172
41Jan 29, '25RFK Jr : We have, to , we have to ban Cream Joe Rogan {listening so intently he got a brain bleed} : Hmmm Clome. Ang why id . {chimp sound} Can you stob eating that burito RFK: It'4.0×163k5.7k319317
42Oct 1, '24Instagram is a dating app3.8×157k6.4k209138
43Apr 28, '21Kanye West: i'm on that 1 2 3 shit. i'm on that A B C shit. fucked this girl in her car she's my ATV bitch Pitchfork .com: Ye is inviting us into his world3.8×017k1.7k652
44Dec 23, '24{ showing up 45m late to niece's christening w/ 2% blood alcohol content} My anaconda don't!!!!!!!!! My Acaconda Don't!!!!!!3.7×152k6k286164
45Nov 12, '21JEFF BEZOS {naked from the waist down on yacht}: Hey, check this out {puts 3D glasses on} I'm Morpheus. Do I look like Morpheus PORTUGUESE SUPERMODEL: Jes3.7×018k1.1k342
46Oct 11, '21{writing cover letter} It would be a dream come true to work for the Burger King near my house3.6×017k1.8k153
47Aug 4, '25when i made this on my phone 5yrs ago i accidentally selected the pencil markup tool before saving, streaking the "i" in "in" #behindTheMagic #Alfred3.5×144k6.3k170188
48Oct 20, '22More like Always Funny In Philadelphia. That show cracks me up3.5×018k1.1k154
49Mar 10, '214AM: My live is so fucked. I hate my live 9AM {convulsing, drinking a coffee}: Alexa I'm gouna need you to play Happy by Ferell3.5×016k1.5k289
50Feb 12, '21{texting Tinder match} If I was Willy Wonka I woud honestly be eating all the chocalates 😂 {texting childhood friend} You'd love this. Just watched an elk get hit by a bullet trai3.4×016k1.4k368
51Jun 13, '21Alright. Who replaced my ice cube with a small puddle of water3.4×017k1.4k98
52Sep 27, '25pronouncing "pho" at the phonetic midpoint between the correct-but-pretentious way (fuh) and the Way Of The Philistine White (foe), so as to avoid any and all complications. the wa3.4×138k7.8k412500
53Aug 20, '21Been hearing a lot of non-giants saying Fee Fi Fo Fum recently. Shouldn't have to explain why that's disgusting/odd3.4×017k1.1k133
54Apr 5, '21So glad I’m not a weed guy. I still waste my life but at least I don’t enjoy it3.2×016k985162
55Nov 14, '25{Doesn’t know what cocaine is} my friends sure love the smell of that toilet3.2×132k13k730234
56Sep 6, '21Just went number 33.2×016k902155
57Nov 1, '21View post on X3.1×017k44684
58Mar 27, '21You’ll be hearing from my lawyer. He has a crush on you3.0×015k93997
59Jun 1, '21Jonny Greenwood: {virtuosically playing a neolithic percussion instrument that hasn’t been documented since 1200 AD} Thom Yorke: Ouuuhhh,2.9×012k1.9k583
60Dec 27, '24{ texting judge get out of jury duty } My chupacabra just died :/ {remembering that i got their number illegally } I guessed your number2.9×118k5.7k443173
61Jan 19, '21{nudging my friend after he’s had sex} Heh heh heh. You dirty dog... come on then, spill the beans. Was she kind?2.8×014k890417
62Dec 26, '24hung out w/ my grandad who has dementia today. He came into the kitchen looking distraught while I was making tea & said “have you seen whats happening in America? It’s awful!”2.8×114k7.4k231148
63Jan 12, '21It’s always twins that are conjoined. Never just a couple of guys or friends2.7×014k84177
64Jan 23, '21Oh my god. Just realised the movie was called Saw because you "saw" it2.7×014k94678
65Jan 11, '22Catching your reflection after 1.5 hits of your cousin's THC pen2.7×014k709216
66May 31, '21🙌2.4×013k668123
67Dec 1, '21View post on X2.4×013k36190
68Jan 15, '22Girlfriend just told me she got a UTI? She doesn’t even drive2.2×012k38963
69Feb 12, '21Sorry everyone. i stuck a straw in the first guy and sucked it until he became the second guy2.1×011k47664
70Sep 28, '21Single again.2.1×011k28495
71Aug 27, '21It's honestly fucked up how much better you feel when you're actually exercising every day and abusing opiates2.1×011k47699
72Apr 18, '21WOMAN AT BAR WITH SEPTUM PIERCING: To be honest though. Smeagol is low key nice with it. And that's on no cap GOOGLE TRANSLATE™ CHIP IN MY FRONTAL LOBE: She would like to have sex 2.0×09.8k860165
73Apr 3, '21I hate Tinder so much2.0×011k49090
74Aug 17, '21I have synesthesia. Jacking off feels like breakfast to me1.8×09.2k509112
75Apr 25, '22{Pooh voice} You will not get better1.7×08.4k487108
76Nov 28, '21If they drew a chalk outline around the murderer instead of the victim they'd solve the case a lot faster1.6×08.2k53968
77Dec 31, '21RIP David Lynch. Wow. Going to retweet this when he dies1.5×07.5k35394
78Mar 29, '21Yeah more like baddie dysmorphia. You’re gorgeous {realising i’ve overstepped a line} Fuck you1.4×06.1k870242
79Jan 5, '22DWARF: Hi Ho Hi Ho GIANT: Fee Fi Fo Fum 5’9 GUY (PANICKING): Blee,1.4×06.7k498119
80May 25, '21That means "Thank you"1.3×07k30844
81Nov 8, '21GRAD STUDENT: I don't just write for myself. Free verse poetry can heal the world MARINE ENGINEER {fixing fracture in ocean pipeline}: Kiki, do you lom me, are you ridinm,1.3×06k552230
82Jul 20, '21I’m so excited for 2:301.3×06.8k25743
83Feb 8, '225’8 guy drinking soup out of a contact lens1.2×06.4k33952
84Jul 13, '2123YO: {stubs toe} Ow lol. Fuck 78YO: {stubs toe} {whole leg turns crimson red} What Is My Son’s Name1.2×05.9k522108
85Apr 18, '21A number does not increase. 2 doesn't 'become' 3, it is replaced. Do you understand? We don't die, we do not 'become' dead -- We are replaced. The zoo is closing, I'm hiding in the1.2×05.3k675151
86Nov 23, '21GIRLFRIEND {getting in at 7pm}: So cold out there... Why didn't I bring gloves... My advisor was passive aggressive to me... ME {in pyjamas still, on floor, feet in the air, drawin1.2×05.9k348153
87Aug 24, '21I eat them way quicker than that1.2×06.2k30119
88Jun 13, '21View post on X1.2×06.2k25243
89Oct 21, '21View post on X1.2×06.3k17936
90Apr 15, '21They do not care about us1.2×06k28553
91Jun 2, '21Bisexual women with liberal parents.. I see you... I hear yoy... This is your month1.1×05.6k313101
92Dec 16, '21{Tweedle Dee being invited to something} Ah man I’m hanging out with Tweedle Dum that day1.1×05.3k40791
93Feb 9, '21David Lynch must drink so much beer to come up with this stuff1.0×05.3k28528
94May 28, '21When Herman Cain died one of the big leftist accounts on here posted a long dunk tweet bullet-pointing all the ways that he had been a bad person over the course of his life and wh1.0×05.4k15351
95Mar 26, '21Ants are supposed to be small. Try to magnify them and they burst into flames1.0×04.6k504100
96Sep 11, '21BREAKING: TikTok star Addison Rae is finally designing her own flour refinement process after signing a deal with the Siemer Milling Company @WheatPatrick1997 {quote tweeting}: Thi1.0×05.1k27988
97Apr 9, '21Sorry everyone. I fed him a Dorito and he curled up like a millipede1.0×05.2k26124
98Jun 22, '21This can't be real1.0×05.2k22230
99Jan 11, '22Breaking Bad (scenes where he is teaching)1.0×05.2k18124
100Aug 23, '21View post on X0.9×04.9k15935

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