| 1 | Jan 21, '23 | Some 7 year old from Portsmouth or Dayton got this as his Christmas present. Told his friends. He felt like a big deal. Parents saved up and couldn’t wait for the experience… | 26.2× | 9.4M | 25k | 1.7k | 120 |
| 2 | Jan 25, '23 | He honestly looks less talented in this jersey. | 18.5× | 6.6M | 52k | 1.9k | 122 |
| 3 | Mar 15, '19 | My daughter blocked me on Twitter. 😢 Maybe I should block her college tuition. | 16.9× | 0 | 233k | 24k | 651 |
| 4 | Jun 10, '23 | She’s a bad influence. #DaughterDad | 16.5× | 5.9M | 20k | 221 | 416 |
| 5 | Jan 15, '23 | Justin Herbert deserves a big time OFFENSIVE coach. Maybe one w experience and that’s had success in playoff football. One that wouldn’t blow a 27-0 lead. One that’s respected and | 15.3× | 5.5M | 23k | 1.5k | 67 |
| 6 | Feb 14, '22 | It’s California. I might do the same before I go on today. | 10.6× | 0 | 151k | 13k | 668 |
| 7 | Jan 30, '23 | Chiefs had more yards, far more passing yards, more first downs, more yards per play, allowed fewer sacks, had fewer turnovers, won time of possession but yea, it was the refs. Dam | 6.7× | 2.4M | 21k | 3.1k | 130 |
| 8 | Nov 3, '22 | Red wave is coming Tuesday. Don’t mess w people’s kids. It lands differently — and they will hold a grudge. Can’t blame em. That’s my Ted Talk. | 6.5× | 0 | 76k | 7.4k | 694 |
| 9 | Jan 19, '20 | Good to see world class athletes & NFL stars at the UFC fight tonight. Good to see Baker Mayfield too. | 3.8× | 0 | 52k | 4.6k | 105 |
| 10 | Sep 11, '24 | Conservative media insisted that Kamala Harris was weak and would be overwhelmed tonight. That’s not what I watched. | 3.7× | 1.3M | 21k | 1.1k | 257 |
| 11 | Apr 8, '24 | No national title game, in any sport, should ever start at 9:20 pm. Idiotic. | 3.7× | 1.3M | 25k | 1.6k | 33 |
| 12 | Jan 31, '22 | Da hell you talkin’ about? | 3.7× | 0 | 54k | 4.2k | 168 |
| 13 | Jan 18, '25 | Two lousy calls — both overly protective of Mahomes. Bad look and nobody in KC can deny that. | 3.5× | 1.3M | 28k | 1.9k | 201 |
| 14 | Dec 15, '17 | "Listen, your pops is cray, but I'm in. I'll call Paul George in the morning. You text Klay Thompson. Only rule--no Kardashians ". | 3.5× | 0 | 36k | 12k | 1 |
| 15 | Jan 26, '22 | So Barry Bonds isn’t a HOFer? Ok, yea, sure. Back to football. | 3.4× | 0 | 47k | 4.4k | 75 |
| 16 | Mar 5, '25 | Great editing 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 | 3.3× | 1.2M | 20k | 787 | 1.7k |
| 17 | May 11, '20 | MJ scared and intimidated much harder, bad ass players in his era. Can you imagine MJ against the stars of this skinny jeans era. A mental mismatch. Guys today get bent on a mean t | 3.1× | 0 | 41k | 4.9k | 153 |
| 18 | Feb 14, '22 | For the best corner in the game — Jalen Ramsey gets beat pretty regularly. | 3.0× | 0 | 41k | 3.2k | 90 |
| 19 | Mar 17, '20 | Breaking. Just got text. Tom Brady has made his decision. | 2.9× | 0 | 36k | 4k | 59 |
| 20 | Aug 23, '25 | As Americas Honesty Broker I must say this — Democrats pointing out Trumps swollen hand as a major health concern is pretty rich. Joe Biden was a walking bowl of oatmeal for three | 2.9× | 1M | 16k | 835 | 348 |
| 21 | Jan 2, '21 | Buckeyes are the best 11th ranked team I’ve ever seen. | 2.8× | 0 | 40k | 4.2k | 39 |
| 22 | Mar 22, '19 | Tom Izzo yelled at a basketball player. In 2019, that is apparently...too harsh. 😂😂😂 | 2.8× | 0 | 38k | 4.9k | 15 |
| 23 | Nov 4, '19 | 😂😂😂 | 2.7× | 0 | 38k | 4.2k | 98 |
| 24 | Dec 1, '19 | The Pittsburgh Steelers, on their third string QB, just beat the most talented Cleveland Browns roster in a decade. Great organizations overcome obstacles. Lousy organizations, cre | 2.6× | 0 | 33k | 4.9k | 51 |
| 25 | Mar 17, '22 | Congrats to Aaron Rodgers getting his money. | 2.6× | 0 | 37k | 2.4k | 45 |
| 26 | Mar 23, '20 | Please watch. | 2.5× | 0 | 23k | 8.9k | 587 |
| 27 | Nov 15, '19 | The Browns organization should be absolutely embarrassed. Just gross. | 2.5× | 0 | 34k | 3.9k | 22 |
| 28 | Jun 11, '22 | The Steph Curry critics, at this point, are not interested in objectivity or truth. Just attention. Dude is a basketball marvel. A wizard. Can’t take my eyes off him. | 2.5× | 0 | 32k | 4.4k | 184 |
| 29 | Apr 27, '22 | Can’t love Barkley, Shaq, Kenny and Ernie any more. The way TV should be. Fun. Loose. Opinionated. Not afraid to fail or laugh at themselves. It’s just sports. | 2.5× | 0 | 39k | 1.4k | 101 |
| 30 | Dec 29, '19 | College football has to fix that rule. Shaun Wade should not be kicked out of a game for that hit. Too punitive. | 2.3× | 0 | 31k | 4.2k | 25 |
| 31 | Mar 3, '19 | Lebron has spent the season putting himself above his teammates. Words & actions. Separating himself. Countless side projects. Never truly buying into his HC. Part of leadershi | 2.3× | 0 | 27k | 4.6k | 64 |
| 32 | Dec 22, '20 | Power outage in Pittsburgh tonight? Internet appears to be down. Not hearing from any Steeler fans. | 2.3× | 0 | 33k | 2.3k | 40 |
| 33 | Feb 10, '21 | Just got one of the best phone calls of my life. It was Charles Barkley, checking on my health. I’m not going to repeat it but he was on speaker and my wife almost spit out her cof | 2.3× | 0 | 37k | 701 | 47 |
| 34 | Aug 9, '20 | If you’re offended by golfers dropping F bombs on a hot mic —on TV — we can’t be friends. Non negotiable. If I ran a netwprk, I would demand 6 per round. Totally authentic. How guy | 2.2× | 0 | 34k | 1.9k | 23 |
| 35 | Aug 5, '17 | Just sayin | 2.2× | 0 | 18k | 8.5k | 3 |
| 36 | Sep 8, '20 | Holy shi*. Don’t mess w a leopard. | 2.2× | 0 | 27k | 4k | 595 |
| 37 | May 12, '19 | A week before my mom passed away unexpectedly we had this beautiful phone call. We talked about everything. Near the end she said “I hope I’ve been a good mom” despite all she had | 2.1× | 0 | 33k | 1.9k | 35 |
| 38 | Dec 2, '19 | 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 | 2.1× | 0 | 31k | 3k | 102 |
| 39 | Oct 8, '20 | Republicans think Pence is winning. Democrats think Harris is winning. Both are absolutely certain they’re right. I didn’t see that coming. | 2.1× | 0 | 29k | 2.9k | 36 |
| 40 | Dec 6, '17 | Just another drive into work. | 2.1× | 0 | 20k | 6.9k | 0 |
| 41 | Dec 21, '21 | And hopefully from Prime Time. | 2.0× | 0 | 31k | 1.5k | 29 |
| 42 | Jun 1, '18 | Chris Paul is texting Lebron “I knew the game was tied” | 1.9× | 0 | 20k | 6k | 12 |
| 43 | Jul 22, '17 | Kyrie doesn't want to play w Lebron. In related news Julian Edleman is tired of Brady. Wants to play w Andy Dalton. | 1.9× | 0 | 18k | 7.1k | 1 |
| 44 | Oct 10, '20 | Never seen anyone at Disney World w this much space. | 1.9× | 0 | 25k | 2.8k | 60 |
| 45 | Feb 8, '21 | Sorry, but it wasn’t the refs that decided it. | 1.9× | 0 | 26k | 2.7k | 52 |
| 46 | Feb 6, '22 | Proud to announce this is the 27th straight year of NOT watching the Pro Bowl. ⛷ | 1.8× | 0 | 29k | 868 | 23 |
| 47 | Oct 9, '19 | People get in trouble on twitter when they think their tweets have impact. Your/my tweets aren’t altering shit. This platform is 99 percent projecting, preening, validation seeking | 1.8× | 0 | 23k | 2.6k | 134 |
| 48 | Dec 22, '19 | Honeymoon. Over. | 1.8× | 0 | 25k | 2.2k | 101 |
| 49 | Jun 10, '17 | Steph was BAD tonight in the Finals and it's a non story. Bron had a bad HALF in the Conference Finals and the galaxy exploded. | 1.8× | 0 | 15k | 7.1k | 0 |
| 50 | Oct 11, '22 | That was just a complete disaster. Officially worst call I’ve ever seen. Period. Not debating it. Awful. | 1.7× | 0 | 24k | 1.9k | 36 |
| 51 | Nov 3, '22 | @DrHoodieMaddog Couldn’t give two Fs. I lean mostly left, but data clearly proved kids 18 and under were safe….Yet held out of schools. Test scores have plummeted. Suicides have ri | 1.7× | 0 | 21k | 1.6k | 137 |
| 52 | Apr 24, '22 | Ben Simmons out for game 4. Man, heartbreaking to lose a reliable teammate in crisis. | 1.7× | 0 | 25k | 1.1k | 39 |
| 53 | Dec 29, '21 | One of one. #RIP | 1.6× | 0 | 25k | 1.3k | 12 |
| 54 | Jan 18, '21 | Josh Allen v Patrick Mahomes & Tom Brady v Aaron Rodgers. Yep, sounds about right. | 1.6× | 0 | 25k | 1.4k | 31 |
| 55 | Feb 10, '21 | Thanks for your concern. Here’s an update. | 1.6× | 0 | 22k | 740 | 68 |
| 56 | Apr 30, '20 | I ate an entire Margherita pizza tonight. I just don’t care anymore. | 1.6× | 0 | 24k | 1k | 20 |
| 57 | Nov 15, '20 | Congrats... on everything, Dustin Johnson. | 1.6× | 0 | 24k | 1.1k | 85 |
| 58 | Aug 1, '21 | 99.924% of fully vaccinated people have not contacted Covid. That’s NOT a political statement. Don’t make it one. | 1.6× | 0 | 20k | 2.6k | 74 |
| 59 | Jan 26, '20 | Shaking. Sick. | 1.6× | 0 | 23k | 1.7k | 9 |
| 60 | Jul 1, '22 | Spitballing here — how about you combine the remaining Big 12 & Pac 12 schools and call it Biggie and Pac. | 1.6× | 0 | 22k | 1.6k | 80 |
| 61 | Apr 3, '22 | I’ll never get used to how much the NBA has normalized stars missing games. Sorry, don’t buy it’s all injuries. Just shorten the regular season already. Let’s get to games that mat | 1.5× | 0 | 22k | 1.2k | 62 |
| 62 | Oct 7, '22 | I may lead with hockey tomorrow. | 1.5× | 0 | 23k | 766 | 34 |
| 63 | Jul 16, '20 | Let’s make it simple. Want football or not? | 1.5× | 0 | 18k | 3.3k | 20 |
| 64 | Feb 23, '20 | Saw Patrick Mahomes at the fight last night. Just mixes right in w everybody. Low maintenance. Friendly. Really impressive. NFL is lucky. Impossible not to root for his success. | 1.5× | 0 | 23k | 955 | 24 |
| 65 | Jan 12, '20 | Tom Brady AFC domination ends. Patrick Mahomes AFC domination begins. Feels right. | 1.5× | 0 | 20k | 1.6k | 37 |
| 66 | Apr 22, '20 | If the Cleveland Browns were a person. | 1.4× | 0 | 20k | 1.8k | 131 |
| 67 | Jan 24, '22 | Stop whining about OT rules. Make a stop. One. Bills had plenty of chances to wrap that puppy up. Didn’t. Cya next season. | 1.4× | 0 | 18k | 1.7k | 23 |
| 68 | Feb 22, '22 | Doesn’t even look right. | 1.4× | 0 | 20k | 655 | 44 |
| 69 | May 4, '20 | The MJ gambling stories are such overblown nonsense. Dude made $50,000 an hour. Maybe a minute. Conspiracy theorists live for this shit. MJ loved juice. Most alphas do. | 1.4× | 0 | 20k | 1.5k | 68 |
| 70 | Feb 20, '22 | Don’t care who’s FAULT it is. This is embarrassing by Juwan Howard. Gotta do better as a HC. | 1.4× | 0 | 18k | 969 | 115 |
| 71 | Dec 9, '22 | I want Baker to drive 98 yards. Tomorrow will be best opening rant ever. | 1.4× | 0 | 22k | 497 | 45 |
| 72 | Jan 12, '20 | Lots of NFL people —who read they should be fired for not drafting Lamar Jaxkson earlier— are having a second cocktail tonight. Maybe a third. | 1.4× | 0 | 16k | 1k | 25 |
| 73 | Apr 26, '20 | Found it interesting the Patriots didn’t draft a QB w their 136 draft picks this year. Like they have another plan or something. | 1.3× | 0 | 18k | 1.3k | 32 |
| 74 | Jun 15, '19 | Lebron, Anthony Davis and Kyle Kuzma can compete for the title. Las Vegas has them as a favorite (still feels like they need another shooter) The Pelicans will be a blast to watch | 1.3× | 0 | 18k | 2k | 20 |
| 75 | Feb 16, '20 | My favorite dunk this year wasn’t delivered in a contest. @KingJames | 1.3× | 0 | 19k | 1.6k | 51 |
| 76 | Jan 23, '22 | Holy shit. The Packers special teams are astonishingly bad. All season. | 1.3× | 0 | 20k | 829 | 26 |
| 77 | Jan 5, '20 | Go ahead and blame Brady but....Patriots offensive personnel is laughable. Rex Burkhead, rookie WRs and Ben Watson. That wouldn’t scare LSU. | 1.2× | 0 | 15k | 1.6k | 31 |
| 78 | Oct 6, '19 | Dak Prescott is losing money faster than Lehman Brothers in 2008. | 1.2× | 0 | 15k | 2.1k | 15 |
| 79 | Jan 26, '21 | Just watched Lebron drop 46 tonight. Still easily the best and most complete player in the league. Physically and emotionally a rock, every night. | 1.2× | 0 | 17k | 1.5k | 29 |
| 80 | Jan 30, '22 | Mahomes got tight. Burrow got right. Ballgame. #SuperBowlBengals | 1.2× | 0 | 18k | 848 | 20 |
| 81 | Apr 24, '22 | This is what KD wanted. To hoop w a friend and not have a heavy handed coach. Wonder if it feels as good as he thought it would. 🤷🏼♂️ | 1.2× | 0 | 17k | 1.3k | 68 |
| 82 | Aug 25, '19 | 1. Andrew Luck has retired. Few things shock me in sports. This is number one. Ever. By a mile. Little intel—Two weeks ago, interviewed his father. We sensed, behind the scenes, th | 1.1× | 0 | 15k | 1.7k | 34 |
| 83 | Jan 23, '22 | Somehow, behind this Bengals OLine, Joe Burrow has 330 passing yards. Win or lose, that’s a feat. | 1.1× | 0 | 18k | 705 | 23 |
| 84 | Jan 2, '21 | Yabba Dabo Done. | 1.1× | 0 | 16k | 1.4k | 25 |
| 85 | Jan 17, '21 | The Bills and Browns is going to be one for the ages. @getnickwright | 1.1× | 0 | 16k | 924 | 28 |
| 86 | Apr 24, '20 | Like to thank the GB Packers for a lead tomorrow. 😂 | 1.1× | 0 | 17k | 843 | 13 |
| 87 | Jun 21, '20 | My wife and I celebrated our 10th anniversary last night. I asked her tonight “How did we make it?” She answered, deadpan, “we never hated each other on the same day”. 😳😳😳 | 1.1× | 0 | 17k | 678 | 56 |
| 88 | Feb 11, '21 | Getting better. Very quickly. | 1.1× | 0 | 16k | 683 | 71 |
| 89 | Jan 23, '22 | I give up. The entire weekend is drunk. | 1.0× | 0 | 16k | 722 | 12 |
| 90 | May 5, '20 | I had a cocktail, gambled and smoked a cigar tonight. Never felt better. #Live | 1.0× | 0 | 16k | 667 | 17 |
| 91 | Oct 11, '20 | I’m pretty disciplined in my life. Diet, exercise, don’t do meth, etc. Yet, I bet the @AtlantaFalcons again today. And lost again. I deserve all of this. | 1.0× | 0 | 15k | 808 | 16 |
| 92 | Dec 4, '21 | 😂😂😂😂😂 | 1.0× | 0 | 15k | 1.1k | 146 |
| 93 | Oct 8, '20 | Breakfast w @liv_cowherd | 1.0× | 0 | 16k | 354 | 55 |
| 94 | Jan 5, '20 | Vikings ABSOLUTELY deserved this. Better team today. No question. #upset | 1.0× | 0 | 15k | 1k | 9 |
| 95 | Oct 12, '20 | I got @KingJames winning a title and @DangeRussWilson with the drive of the year — all in 90 minutes. A damn good night. | 1.0× | 0 | 15k | 1.1k | 36 |
| 96 | Aug 2, '20 | Tip of the cap @Delta They kicked two morons off a flight that refused to wear a mask. They have also banned 100 + other morons permantely for the same idiocy. Think I’ll book some | 1.0× | 0 | 16k | 627 | 15 |
| 97 | Apr 29, '22 | Six WRs taken in the first twenty picks. Two WR’s traded. Meanwhile the @packers Um, they uh, well, 🙄 | 1.0× | 0 | 15k | 716 | 25 |
| 98 | Nov 7, '20 | Had Uber Driver tonight. 6 minutes of conspiracy theories about the dark web and voter fraud. It was like being driven around by twitter. | 1.0× | 0 | 15k | 502 | 20 |
| 99 | Apr 24, '22 | Steve Nash will probably be the happiest coach that’s ever been fired. | 1.0× | 0 | 14k | 866 | 32 |
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