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TikTok anthropologist, midwesterner-in-exile, dark statistician, vegan, ex @Kroger. There is a secret garden in the middle of America

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1Feb 22, '25Being 72 years old and having a gf who wears her jacket like this is kind of crazy164×38M169k5.1k9.1k
2Sep 18, '25Slightly in awe at this homeless guy who has spent 30 years on the streets of Charleston telling girls he's a retired chiropractor122×28.2M162k3.1k11k
3Nov 1, '24View post on X108×25.1M30k5178.1k
4Jan 20, '23pewdiepie 2023 reading list dropped69.8×16.2M25k1.8k3.1k
5Jul 10, '23i love tiktok43.4×10.1M86k3k8.7k
6Jul 17, '25I know infidelity is bad but being a CEO holding your VP of HR in your arms at a Coldplay concert has to feel so good. Sometimes love is wrong but still real41.7×9.6M144k5.2k7.8k
7Aug 28, '24View post on X36.3×8.4M401k14k11k
8Aug 10, '25If you were advising a widely-talented 17yo today who wanted the safest path to the upper middle class what college major would you recommend? I genuinely don't know. The world is 35.2×8.1M31k7379.4k
9Oct 8, '24men hit the wall at 33. not biologically, but unmarried men over the age of 33 are just too mentally weird for anyone to ever date28.5×6.6M70k3.7k8.2k
10Sep 8, '23the european mind can't comprehend this27.7×6.4M79k5.3k1.8k
11Aug 16, '25When I was making $130k/yr living alone in the midwest it was so much money that it made feel like I was insane26.6×6.2M33k3342.3k
12Jan 20, '25the look in barron's eyes is unmistakeable. an nyu tisch girl is ruining his life24.7×5.7M125k3.2k5.4k
13Sep 26, '24View post on X24.1×5.6M140k9.3k11k
14Sep 9, '24View post on X23.9×5.5M57k3.4k2.7k
15Jan 6, '25View post on X23.8×5.5M405k12k8.1k
16Sep 17, '24being hungover on weekends is inefficient, you should wake up early on weekends and live your life. you should only drink heavily on weeknights so you can recover from your hangove23.3×5.4M140k8.3k4.4k
17Nov 6, '25>opens next week >in Saudi Arabia >no photos, only digital renders You know those human slaves are working around the clock on this20.7×4.8M74k3k2.1k
18Jan 10, '24View post on X20.2×4.7M43k3.1k1.6k
19Apr 18, '25When I was anthropologizing the "old money aesthetic" I followed Rothschild descendants on Instagram and it's funny how different true elites post from roleplayed elites. They neve19.7×4.6M99k3.4k15k
20Nov 5, '25View post on X19.5×4.5M71k4.1k11k
21May 30, '25The entire economy is increasingly just porn sports gambling and crypto18.7×4.3M115k6.9k2.9k
22May 2, '24lmfao at this girl selling her shopping cart that she clearly loves because she's embarrassed to be filming with it. gen-z is so cute18×4.2M38k2.1k7.9k
23Jan 14, '23View post on X17.6×4.1M36k1.7k3.4k
24Nov 4, '24it's 9pm on election night and you're on a rooftop in williamsburg. ann selzer was right about everything. electric feel by mgmt is blasting and you're sipping an ice cold pbr. you17.1×4M22k6101.7k
25Mar 1, '23the entire USA "healthcare system" is 50,000 guys exactly like this stacked on top of each other15.9×3.7M46k3.2k2.3k
26Aug 1, '25View post on X14.3×3.3M81k1k3.7k
27Jul 25, '23this is what's in a 16 year old girl's brain when she sets her sights upon majoring in biology13.7×3.2M39k1.7k1.3k
28Mar 17, '20this is what the 21st century is all about13.5×0213k66k5.2k
29Jun 19, '25I'm watching pronatalist propaganda13.2×3M47k2.2k10k
30Jul 7, '25View post on X12.7×2.9M100k2.3k6.4k
31Oct 16, '24View post on X11.9×2.8M60k2.5k5.3k
32Dec 8, '22queen alert11.4×0217k17k21k
33May 27, '25View post on X11.4×2.6M149k2.7k4.4k
34Dec 19, '22this type of white person is nearly extinct since benedict cumberbatch doesn't do sherlock anymore. we should cherish every specimen we have11.1×2.6M45k2.6k3.5k
35Nov 23, '23personally i think people with billions should be frequently and visibly blowing it on giant events like this instead of endless hoarding of real estate and stock. the peasants des11.1×2.6M37k2.2k1.8k
36Apr 1, '24View post on X11.1×2.6M54k6.3k3.6k
37Dec 30, '22View post on X10.8×2.5M49k1.4k1.1k
38Nov 5, '24View post on X10.7×2.5M44k2.6k983
39May 1, '24you can just look at them and know they absolutely would have loved fortnite stream highlights splitscreened with family guy10.6×2.5M71k3.1k1.4k
40Feb 26, '24View post on X10.2×2.4M47k3.8k3k
41Oct 4, '24View post on X10.2×2.4M64k8.5k1.8k
42Jun 27, '23i think coffee is a vacation drug. not worth it spending your tolerance to fill out spreadsheets 15% faster. use it like healthy cocaine to be more attentive at the museum10.1×2.3M42k3.5k1.9k
43Apr 16, '25Tiffany Fong excitedly buying dinner for her parents after her $21,000 payout only to learn shortly later that the only reason she got that much money was because the site's owner 9.8×2.3M68k3.3k2.8k
44Apr 9, '24cute idea but like what other love language could he have?? little man is not breaking out words of affirmation9.4×2.2M109k3.5k1.3k
45Nov 29, '21View post on X9.1×0210k15k1.8k
46Sep 12, '24failson rite of passage. three months after moving in he must learn he can't use liquid dish soap as a replacement for the dish soap pods mom got for him at the grocery store on th8.6×2M55k1.6k1.6k
47Jun 15, '24"your ancestors ate red meat not seed oils" no, your ancestors could not afford meat, we didn't have slaughterhouses killing millions of cows annually to facilitate modern meat con8.2×1.9M29k1.5k1.1k
48Oct 27, '22as a result of new taylor swift song "mastermind" girls have been posting their boyfriend acquisition stories on tiktok8.1×0140k8.5k15k
49Nov 30, '22View post on X8.0×0186k10k3.4k
50Jul 5, '244th of july being a permanent thursday holiday with a four day weekend every year like thanksgiving would strengthen the american national identity to levels not seen since the 1987.7×1.8M62k2.8k971
51May 2, '25Living around corn made me crazy. There is an evil energy coming from the endless rows of green that cover the former prairie7.6×1.8M55k2.1k2.9k
52Jul 28, '23emailed a european and got hit with the "i will be out of office until august 28th" autoreply7.2×1.7M29k896465
53Jul 22, '24study moodboard girls are out there typing "why did alot of african american liked the jazz singer" into chatgpt :/7.2×1.7M47k1.3k1.2k
55Jul 9, '25View post on X7.0×1.6M98k1.5k2.1k
56Aug 21, '24this reads like a tweet from a side character in white lotus season 26.6×1.5M53k2.3k749
57Feb 1, '25obviously this is not what actual rich people are doing but i think it's very beautiful that airbnb rentals and cameras allow people to make fantasies like this about their own liv6.4×1.5M24k5952.2k
58Aug 15, '24View post on X6.4×1.5M32k1k4.7k
59Nov 30, '22losing your griddy duel in front of the council of middle school girls is the ultimate humiliation6.3×0134k8.4k5.3k
60Oct 1, '24View post on X6.2×1.4M65k4.5k2.9k
61Feb 3, '23View post on X6.1×1.4M27k2.4k754
62Jan 4, '25can't even imagine being a czech girl exposed to the warmth of the american south and then having to go home to the cold embrace of the european union5.6×1.3M30k8053.1k
63Nov 26, '24View post on X5.5×1.3M25k8622.6k
64Jan 15, '25thinking about how next monday is mlk day + tiktok ban day + trump inauguration day + college football championship day5.5×1.3M52k3.3k2.5k
65Apr 12, '24View post on X5.3×1.2M30k7761.3k
66Dec 22, '23View post on X5.1×1.2M44k1.6k1.1k
67Jun 19, '23View post on X4.9×1.1M20k1.5k530
68Apr 26, '25View post on X4.9×1.1M24k3812.1k
69Nov 26, '22i love the incoherent excess of mr beast4.9×0103k8.6k4k
70Aug 31, '24tiktok is amazing because you can see suburban denver captured with the fresh-eyed romanticism of a european exchange student4.9×1.1M21k8793.1k
71Oct 18, '24little kids raised on their ipads are such great posters4.8×1.1M36k2.1k5.4k
72Jun 16, '24View post on X4.6×1.1M32k1.4k547
73Oct 1, '25I don't think the young men who say things like this are "gay". This is a new type of sexuality where they are only attracted to images on their phones4.4×1M27k7341.1k
74Nov 22, '23casinos have largely failed to consider the "come back the next day to reset your luck" strategy4.4×1M33k1.6k566
75Mar 30, '25Girl do that cocaine. Your future husband might be at the 3:30am afters4.2×983k30k1.7k1k
76Sep 20, '25View post on X4.1×953k65k2k5k
77Nov 3, '25View post on X4.0×938k47k1.9k2k
78Sep 5, '24yeah that 16 month gap in my resume is the time i spent in the woods in new hampshire where eventually god revealed to me that my purpose in life is to be a wealth manager here at 3.9×902k37k2k1k
79Sep 5, '23i'm a centrist on the obama gay sex claims. i believe obama had gay sex but that particular guy is making it up for clout3.9×892k21k1.3k296
80Jun 10, '24the vvitch (2015) is an allegory for a family struggling in the aftermath of the 2008 financial crisis in a small decaying house in williamsport pennsylvania. the twin babbies play3.7×869k22k1.6k1.4k
81Dec 4, '24charli xcx makes music for people who want to do cocaine, not people who actually do it, the same way vampire weekend makes music for people who wish they went to prep school not o3.7×849k33k1.4k1.7k
82Nov 5, '24rewatching 2016 and 2020 election night coverage at 2x speed, to catch up with the first two in the trilogy before the finale drops tomorrow3.6×824k38k1.2k583
83Dec 26, '23View post on X3.5×822k32k3k2.6k
84Dec 16, '24discord is far more developmentally dangerous to america's youth than 4chan ever was3.5×822k29k1.5k1.5k
85Sep 2, '24View post on X3.5×811k28k1.1k851
86Jan 9, '20wait am i old3.5×037k7.6k3k
87Nov 8, '24biden being restored to lucid thought after the advisor poisoning his ice cream flees the country in the wake of trump's election3.5×809k34k1.8k1.3k
88Jan 12, '25my girlfriend is so fertile from avoiding seed oils and living a high metabolism lifestyle that she got hot tub pregnant on her cryptocurrency convention trip to el salvador3.5×807k33k809966
89Jul 22, '25My dad must pay my monthly cell phone bill as atonement for his original sin of creating my consciousness3.3×769k34k2.7k1.1k
90Jan 14, '25there was guy at my job who had an ambiguous role where no one knew what he did. he would leave at like 11am on fridays with all the lights on in his office and the radio going so 3.3×762k22k331944
91Jul 24, '24-nyc finance bro -cancelled by the left for relationships with sex workers -got shot in new jersey/pennsylvania welcome back alexander hamilton3.2×742k21k8811.1k
92Apr 1, '24View post on X3.1×727k25k1.7k1.8k
93Nov 4, '25Driving off into upstate New York after a humiliating defeat in a white Ford Bronco with the license plate "KMS"2.9×679k25k1.4k754
94Oct 16, '25In the unc line for Yung Lean2.9×662k35k809971
95May 13, '25One of most important parts of college is walking around pretty old buildings while feeling alone. Feeling that way at age 20 is easily worth $200,0002.7×636k36k1.8k1.8k
96Dec 27, '23View post on X2.7×623k23k3.2k1.2k
97Jul 25, '24when i was 18 years old feeling really alone i would go on the 4chan wallpaper board /wg/'s thread for cozy wallpapers and it made me feel better. it was sort of like pinterest for2.7×616k20k8464.7k
98Jul 13, '25View post on X2.6×599k22k5671.6k
99Nov 28, '22View post on X2.1×050k1.2k1.7k
100Aug 15, '20?1.5×034k1.8k451

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