| 1 | Jan 10, '25 | I’m not a firefighter but y’all build homes with cardboard | 150× | 25.7M | 411k | 23k | 9.6k |
| 2 | May 2, '23 | Guys where do they put their dreadlocks?? I’m being so serious | 79.8× | 13.6M | 84k | 5.1k | 1.4k |
| 3 | Aug 28, '25 | They don’t give any 😭 you get questioned until you fix your own problems | 51.6× | 8.8M | 177k | 15k | 6.5k |
| 4 | Jun 1, '24 | They divorced | 47× | 8M | 142k | 12k | 1.9k |
| 5 | Oct 28, '24 | sa1ary | 44.2× | 7.5M | 261k | 12k | 3k |
| 6 | May 13, '24 | I’m not even being dramatic but I’d break down | 35.8× | 6.1M | 96k | 12k | 3.1k |
| 7 | May 30, '25 | The attitude?? 😭😭😭 | 32.7× | 5.6M | 95k | 8k | 4.7k |
| 8 | Jan 24, '25 | 1M | 30× | 5.1M | 207k | 17k | 1.7k |
| 9 | Oct 24, '24 | This would’ve gone platinum on tumblr | 27.8× | 4.8M | 198k | 10k | 1.5k |
| 10 | Jul 1, '24 | I miss stalking people’s likes | 27.6× | 4.7M | 75k | 12k | 1.1k |
| 11 | Jan 2, '25 | I really wanna go back to doing things that don’t involve me touching my phone for hours | 22.4× | 3.8M | 152k | 28k | 5.5k |
| 12 | Jan 13, '25 | The amount of locking in I need to do is stressing me out 😭 | 21.9× | 3.7M | 165k | 42k | 5.2k |
| 13 | Jun 7, '25 | I don’t like slow people 😭😭 I get so annoyed at lack of urgency. Why are you walking so slow? why are you taking so long at the atm? | 21.7× | 3.7M | 67k | 21k | 2.3k |
| 14 | Oct 27, '24 | I really wanna have a good November and December | 21.5× | 3.7M | 103k | 43k | 2.2k |
| 15 | Jul 29, '25 | Paparazzi is ruining everything for us | 20.5× | 3.5M | 128k | 7.1k | 1.5k |
| 16 | Jul 8, '23 | My bladder | 17.9× | 3.1M | 58k | 16k | 257 |
| 17 | Feb 24, '24 | He’s so sweet but he did a horrible job 😭 | 17.7× | 3M | 89k | 4.4k | 1.2k |
| 18 | Dec 2, '23 | Detaching before the breakup | 17.5× | 3M | 43k | 9k | 1.8k |
| 19 | Nov 2, '24 | It’s the gel | 16.8× | 2.9M | 67k | 6.6k | 1.5k |
| 20 | Jan 11, '25 | I have so many things I wanna buy myself this year & none of them are cheap 💔 | 16.2× | 2.8M | 34k | 12k | 1.1k |
| 21 | Jan 19, '25 | People often overstep boundaries | 16× | 2.7M | 74k | 8.9k | 2.6k |
| 22 | Sep 3, '25 | “You didn’t break me, you built me.” | 14.5× | 2.5M | 53k | 7.6k | 2.5k |
| 23 | May 8, '25 | 😭😭😭 I get this because why is our relationship hard | 13.5× | 2.3M | 46k | 6.6k | 2.2k |
| 24 | Jun 27, '24 | Men aren’t even funny like that. Their sarcasm is mean | 12.4× | 2.1M | 61k | 5.7k | 1.1k |
| 25 | Aug 31, '24 | Can’t believe how fashion recycles itself | 12.1× | 2.1M | 56k | 3.3k | 1.2k |
| 26 | Apr 5, '23 | I don't like talking I don't like people touching my things I love being alone | 12.1× | 2.1M | 21k | 7.6k | 649 |
| 27 | Mar 9, '23 | I procrastinate ALOT | 12.1× | 2.1M | 28k | 10k | 301 |
| 28 | Jul 8, '23 | Save people by their government names | 12× | 2M | 24k | 5.1k | 205 |
| 29 | Sep 23, '23 | She could’ve just taken the 500K | 11.1× | 1.9M | 19k | 1.6k | 173 |
| 30 | Oct 8, '25 | KFC made this decision for us a long time ago | 11.1× | 1.9M | 63k | 4.6k | 767 |
| 31 | Sep 9, '23 | I wanna rewatch Good Girls just to hear “Hey Mama” 🫦 | 10.9× | 1.9M | 21k | 3.2k | 607 |
| 32 | Apr 30, '24 | Get in the car Elizabeth 🫦 | 10.8× | 1.8M | 30k | 5.2k | 499 |
| 33 | Jul 1, '23 | Rate limit exceeded | 10.6× | 1.8M | 31k | 13k | 122 |
| 34 | Nov 4, '24 | My budget for November: | 9.9× | 1.7M | 37k | 7.9k | 1.3k |
| 35 | Aug 22, '23 | Death is so permanent. It’s depressing | 9.6× | 1.6M | 27k | 5.7k | 420 |
| 36 | Jul 24, '23 | Mango is undefeated | 9.6× | 1.6M | 20k | 6.4k | 90 |
| 37 | Oct 9, '25 | You can only achieve this with Spotify & YouTube Music | 9.4× | 1.6M | 40k | 4.9k | 918 |
| 38 | Sep 4, '23 | I can’t believe I have poor eyesight. What an inconvenience 😭 | 9.0× | 1.5M | 20k | 7.3k | 221 |
| 39 | Apr 28, '24 | I wish y’all knew how nice this is 😭😭 | 8.8× | 1.5M | 19k | 4.8k | 1.3k |
| 40 | Jan 8, '25 | All I want is a flat stomach & money | 8.7× | 1.5M | 58k | 17k | 1.4k |
| 41 | Mar 6, '24 | I’ve realised that I’m not mature enough to not date for looks. Do you know how nice it is to wake up to a beautiful man? | 8.4× | 1.4M | 16k | 4k | 896 |
| 42 | May 7, '25 | ….you’re starting to disgust me | 8.3× | 1.4M | 26k | 2.6k | 747 |
| 43 | Oct 6, '24 | I’m not pretending 😭 | 8.1× | 1.4M | 28k | 14k | 442 |
| 44 | Nov 8, '24 | YES & *incoming video call* 🥹🥹🥹 | 8.0× | 1.4M | 26k | 7.2k | 989 |
| 45 | Dec 20, '24 | View post on X | 7.9× | 1.4M | 29k | 5.4k | 664 |
| 46 | Sep 12, '25 | This is how my sister operates too 😭😭 she won’t even post a WhatsApp status | 7.7× | 1.3M | 24k | 1.7k | 989 |
| 47 | May 7, '25 | Hi, when? | 7.7× | 1.3M | 30k | 9.9k | 518 |
| 48 | Jan 5, '25 | Lmao same. I send the craziest messages sober actually | 7.7× | 1.3M | 23k | 7.7k | 753 |
| 49 | Jan 10, '25 | And trees obviously retain water | 7.5× | 1.3M | 44k | 357 | 177 |
| 50 | Jul 21, '24 | My favourite thing is kissing someone who knows how to kiss 😭 sensational stuff | 7.3× | 1.2M | 35k | 5.9k | 1.9k |
| 51 | Jul 31, '24 | God I’m literally begging for a soft month 😭😭😭 | 7.0× | 1.2M | 34k | 14k | 821 |
| 52 | Sep 27, '25 | I leave people alone. This could be a good & really bad thing | 7.0× | 1.2M | 18k | 6.9k | 1.1k |
| 53 | Aug 12, '24 | Yes & nothing is helping | 6.9× | 1.2M | 18k | 8.3k | 366 |
| 54 | Jul 9, '24 | Break | 6.6× | 1.1M | 27k | 7.3k | 227 |
| 55 | Mar 27, '24 | The quotes when this dropped 😭😭😭 “Black Excellence 🙏🏾💎” | 6.5× | 1.1M | 19k | 2.5k | 572 |
| 56 | Sep 30, '24 | This is literally how I survive. I have no other plan 😭😭 | 6.5× | 1.1M | 26k | 7.7k | 668 |
| 57 | Apr 3, '24 | I’m not pregnant 🙏🏾 | 6.4× | 1.1M | 17k | 5.3k | 237 |
| 58 | Jan 11, '25 | Money is always the answer | 6.4× | 1.1M | 30k | 10k | 362 |
| 59 | Feb 12, '25 | I don’t want noise | 6.2× | 1.1M | 19k | 8k | 366 |
| 60 | Nov 1, '25 | 😭😭😭😭😭 | 5.9× | 1M | 27k | 639 | 473 |
| 61 | Nov 10, '24 | I love my mom so much | 5.8× | 992k | 29k | 12k | 655 |
| 62 | Nov 10, '24 | This year has drained me so much, I actually have nothing left to give. | 5.8× | 985k | 21k | 9.6k | 1.1k |
| 63 | Feb 13, '25 | Not dating >>>> | 5.4× | 923k | 18k | 4.3k | 434 |
| 64 | Nov 3, '24 | BE SELFISH WITH YOUR WOMB 😳🫵🏾 | 5.4× | 918k | 25k | 6.5k | 534 |
| 65 | Oct 2, '24 | Now that’s a shoe 😮💨 | 5.3× | 904k | 45k | 1.8k | 385 |
| 66 | Feb 23, '25 | how this app announces ovulation 😂 | 5.2× | 893k | 18k | 1.6k | 1.3k |
| 67 | Jun 25, '24 | He’s never failed me. The true LOML 🥹 | 5.1× | 879k | 20k | 5.3k | 243 |
| 68 | Apr 14, '24 | Please buy slippers | 5.1× | 866k | 18k | 1.8k | 167 |
| 69 | Jun 24, '24 | 🤍 | 5.0× | 850k | 16k | 4.1k | 1.6k |
| 70 | Oct 8, '24 | I’m always ready to leave 😭 this applies to everything btw | 4.9× | 835k | 16k | 6.2k | 675 |
| 71 | Apr 5, '25 | Her genes didn’t fight shame | 4.9× | 832k | 18k | 766 | 153 |
| 72 | Aug 18, '25 | Literally every week. Wonder what he’ll do this week 😭 | 4.8× | 820k | 26k | 4.3k | 430 |
| 73 | May 26, '24 | 🤍 | 4.7× | 807k | 19k | 4.6k | 680 |
| 74 | Oct 27, '24 | Paying with cash so your bank account stays the same = free item | 4.6× | 785k | 18k | 4.5k | 235 |
| 75 | May 30, '25 | This is the entire point 🥹 | 4.5× | 765k | 34k | 3k | 262 |
| 76 | May 2, '24 | Money is important | 4.4× | 756k | 16k | 2.3k | 247 |
| 77 | Oct 15, '24 | Men | 4.3× | 728k | 19k | 5k | 367 |
| 78 | Aug 17, '24 | The chemistry, excitement, jokes, fun? 10/10 | 4.2× | 726k | 19k | 4.5k | 813 |
| 79 | Apr 12, '24 | Do they stop being my parents when I turn 23? 😳 | 4.2× | 724k | 21k | 3.9k | 167 |
| 80 | Nov 4, '24 | Same. I raw dog all my risky texts then I archive 😭 | 4.2× | 714k | 19k | 3.7k | 637 |
| 81 | Nov 6, '24 | I’m so uninspired to do ANYTHING 😭 I just wanna sleep | 4.1× | 697k | 23k | 10k | 784 |
| 82 | Feb 18, '25 | Asking for help stresses me so much 😭 I wish I didn’t have to ask anyone for anything. | 4.0× | 685k | 24k | 7.9k | 1.1k |
| 83 | Apr 21, '24 | 🤍 | 3.9× | 668k | 22k | 5.9k | 1.3k |
| 84 | May 10, '25 | I asked my sister what she wants for her birthday & she said curtains 😭 I hate adulting sm | 3.7× | 633k | 30k | 2.4k | 466 |
| 85 | Feb 15, '25 | Have you guys noticed how much more often we need to wipe our camera lenses before taking pictures? | 3.7× | 629k | 20k | 1.5k | 399 |
| 86 | Nov 12, '24 | Liking someone is such a low vibrational thing because why can’t I stop thinking about you? 🤢 | 3.6× | 618k | 17k | 3.1k | 951 |
| 87 | Mar 4, '25 | “Skill Issue” 😭😭 | 3.4× | 584k | 17k | 3.4k | 282 |
| 88 | Jul 16, '25 | Mind you this was 2022 😭 | 3.2× | 550k | 23k | 1.7k | 250 |
| 89 | Oct 23, '24 | Nothing bores me like being sexualised | 2.9× | 503k | 16k | 4.7k | 849 |
| 90 | Sep 16, '24 | What a sexy shoe | 2.9× | 502k | 19k | 1.6k | 197 |
| 91 | Apr 12, '25 | Haibo ngithi uWater | 2.9× | 488k | 19k | 1.1k | 152 |
| 92 | Nov 3, '24 | I need a life changing email to locate me this week | 2.6× | 453k | 16k | 4.2k | 497 |
| 93 | Oct 2, '25 | Not one but TWO Eiffel Towers. What a country 🇿🇦🇿🇦 | 2.4× | 409k | 16k | 1.3k | 174 |
| 94 | Feb 3, '25 | Elon has been whispering stuff in his ear | 2.1× | 355k | 18k | 2k | 183 |
| 95 | Nov 3, '22 | The skirt is killing me 😭😭😭 | 1.7× | 0 | 28k | 3.5k | 237 |
| 96 | Jan 16, '22 | This year I really wanna invest in my appearance & take care of my body | 1.6× | 0 | 23k | 5.2k | 295 |
| 97 | May 25, '22 | photo dump 🏠🤍 “I am God. At the right time I’ll make it happen.” - Isaiah 60:22 | 1.4× | 0 | 24k | 1.7k | 88 |
| 98 | Apr 16, '22 | Read the room | 1.2× | 0 | 18k | 4.3k | 105 |
| 99 | Oct 9, '19 | Asked this guy if he’s married, he said I’m ruining the conversation 😂 | 1.2× | 0 | 15k | 3.8k | 127 |
| 100 | Jul 11 | Here are my discount codes 🛍️🛒 F1. ‘Sinethemba’ for 10% off your LUVME Hair purchases F2. ‘cnehshuga’ for 10% off your Imprecca purchases F3. ‘cnehshuga’ for 10% Brett Robson pur | 0.7× | 125k | 362 | 72 | 113 |
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