Chris D'Elia

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1May 1, '18At least when my career dies you can film it and put it on YouTube.21×0473k98k672
2Mar 20, '20So weird a guy ate a bat halfway across the world and now I can’t go to the gym.9.4×0231k35k981
3May 1, '18Thanks, how does it feel to have your name finally attached to something funny?6.6×0174k18k143
4Dec 6, '15Maybe like a scientist or a doctor probably.5.7×075k54k0
5Mar 18, '20These people are absolute dogshit lol.4.7×0117k16k581
6Jan 28, '20Imagine thinking she ACTUALLY was so secretly racist that THIS was the time she was like “Fuck it. I gotta say the N word.” Anyone who thinks she REALLY said it is a fuckin straigh4.7×0126k11k572
7Jan 15, '20Not only will I wear nike w adidas I will ALSO wear a puma hat AND a Reebok tennis skirt fuck all this shit.4.7×0126k12k308
8Nov 29, '18You are mad someone is making fun of your girls name and you named her “Abcde”? What did you... think... was... gonna... happen...4.7×0109k19k687
9Jul 23, '19Hey just wait to do a tiktok until everything is okay4.0×0105k10k1k
10Jul 22, '18I’m not sorry for any of the jokes I’ve ever made in my life. I don’t give a fuck what you think about it. Figure your own shit out if your feelings are hurt. 😀3.1×074k11k315
11Nov 25, '18This guy asks for a picture. Dwight Howard was nice enough to take it with him. Then this asshole finds out Dwight Howard is gay and uses the picture to slur him because of that. T3.1×085k8k103
12Jun 7, '20This is fucking insane. Spread this.3.0×045k25k773
13Sep 5, '24AUDIENCE MEMBER HAS SEIZURE IN FRONT ROW2.9×3.1M49k3.5k8.8k
14Nov 10, '19Honestly? I can’t believe people would care about this EITHER way. If someone called it a holiday tree. Who. Absolutely. Gives a shit? It matters zero. Call it a fuckin Subaru I do2.8×072k8.3k140
15Aug 13, '19Uh... 4?2.7×075k6.1k90
16Mar 13, '20How much toilet paper do you need for 14 days, you assholes?2.7×067k9.1k67
17Jan 31, '19WOW @Eminem goes SO fucking hard. Rare footage I just dug up from him in the cypher. Once again proving he is the GOAT! #eminem2.6×050k12k983
18Jan 28, '20I didn’t know you were following me or even that you existed until you tweeted this. But honestly it sucks now that I have to quit the business. Let me know if you ever change your2.5×072k4.3k202
19Apr 8, '20Bernie dropped out. Now if only Trump and Biden would drop out.2.4×065k6.3k49
20Jul 11, '19Lmao! Bro this guy would steal ALL of your girls. He would literally steal you too. He’d fuck you, man. He would make love to you and you’re straight. Fuck off with that “dad bod” 2.3×057k8.8k206
21Sep 8, '19“It duzn even matter”2.3×055k8.5k496
22Mar 5, '15#TBT to the first time I roasted @justinbieber on stage. I'm doing it again on @ComedyCentral March 30th #BieberRoast2.3×029k22k0
23Aug 28, '19How come if you’re offended by someone’s comedy it can’t just be your cup of tea and then that’s it? Why do you have to write 40 blogs about it? The comedy isn’t the problem. You a2.3×056k8.2k99
24Aug 20, '19Spread your light fearlessly lmao just kidding what if I said shit like that2.2×054k8.7k153
25Mar 5, '15Hey @justinbieber 🔫🔪💊💉 #BieberRoast2.2×026k22k0
26Aug 11, '18I want to see all the dogs. I don’t want one dog to exist that I haven’t seen.2.1×041k12k74
27Oct 19, '19It’s almost like these animals would rather be running free.2.1×055k6.3k122
28Jul 16, '19Just overheard someone say “it’s Friday somewhere” lmao. Like... it’s just... not.2.0×053k6.2k91
29Mar 18, '20Fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you.2.0×054k4.4k139
30Sep 18, '19Ill fight whoever uses these.2.0×050k5.6k259
31May 1, '18No it’s not.2.0×056k3.7k27
32Mar 19, '20This shit made me want to go to a crowded dance club and kiss everyone.1.9×050k5k493
33Jun 12, '16Making this AWFUL tragedy about you is pretty unbelievable. So quick question: Are you Satan?1.9×028k17k0
34Jul 10, '18If that were my grandson, I would pull my own plug immediately.1.9×042k8.8k189
35Jun 28, '19It doesn’t even matter...1.8×042k6.7k580
36Jan 17, '20This is just unreal. What a fucking piece of shit. Imagine this is your son. Wooooooooow.1.7×048k2.9k1.1k
37Mar 15, '20This motherfucker flicked it lmaoooooo1.7×043k5.3k637
38Dec 14, '19When it cuts to the second angle and you realize she’s alone in the car... that’s... that’s the saddest ive ever been... when I realized there wasn’t a friend with her.1.7×048k2.7k773
39Sep 11, '18Hey don’t have a gender reveal party. Just have the doctor tell you and then that’s it.1.7×042k5.8k20
40Jan 11, '20You think I won’t get a turtleneck? I’ll get a fucking turtleneck.1.7×045k4.1k62
41Sep 19, '18Sound so good can’t wait to try this.1.7×042k6k30
42Jun 5, '19Straight pride parade? Hey guys... if you’re in a parade, you’re gay.1.7×042k5.4k92
43May 5, '18Worst husband. She should get “Anotha one”.1.6×041k6.1k35
44May 4, '18You know what will be even less funny? When your fans grow up and become mine.1.6×045k3.5k11
45Sep 7, '19Every dog is my dog. Whenever I see a new dog in my head I go “That’s my dog now.”1.6×039k6.3k72
46Dec 26, '19You won an Oscar lmao what’s goin on?1.6×048k1.9k133
47Apr 9, '20I want to go on record RIGHT here. If you have ever, EVER made a comment under a YouTube video of ANY sort... make no mistake... you are 11. You are an 11 year old if you have ever1.6×047k2.1k79
48May 2, '18Ask your fans to have their moms read this tweet out loud to them. See what they think.1.6×044k3.2k34
49May 7, '19I was definitely wondering this. Thank you.1.6×044k3.6k103
50May 16, '19View post on X1.6×034k7.7k63
51Aug 19, '19GUYS There’s TWO RULES at the gym. 1 - Don’t hit on girls. 2 - Don’t work out so close to the dumbbells that people can’t get to them.1.6×039k4.8k70
52Nov 7, '19Napkins...1.5×041k3.6k70
53Jan 11, '20... oh1.5×045k1.9k80
54Jun 5, '19I’m ugly today. Nothing I can do. Just gonna roll with it.1.5×030k8.6k156
55May 2, '19Hey. So @Eminem and @Logic301 put my impression of Em on their new song. It comes out this Friday. I’ve known for a few days but since it’s Friday in some countries, I’m tweeting i1.5×039k4k109
56Mar 14, '20It would be so fucking hilarious if Trump got the coronavirus. Like so funny.1.5×042k2.9k59
57Mar 22, '20Hey on Instagram today someone I don’t give a fuck about went live with someone else I don’t give a fuck about.1.5×039k4.3k61
58Aug 21, '19I took myself on a dinner date. Alone. And you know what? It was good as shit. Food was good. Thought about wtf I wanted to think about. Laughed a little. That was fuckin bomb. I’m1.4×039k2.9k121
59Oct 30, '18What about the... movie? No one cared then?1.4×036k5k24
60Mar 28, '19Damn you trying to make us stop drinking milk or fuck cows? Next time don’t make the cows tits so bomb, ya know?1.4×036k4.6k120
61Nov 8, '19Drunk girl to me and my buddy: “Do you guys know each other?” Me: “Yes” Her: “Well you do now.”1.4×041k2.2k121
62Jul 20, '19Just saw a girls insta story with a bird on it and she wrote “For some reason animals just appear in my life.” The reason is because animals are just... around.1.4×038k3.9k54
63Mar 27, '20Fucking morons.1.4×039k2.4k80
64May 8, '18Hey just maybe give him legos or blocks1.4×035k5k31
65Feb 6, '20I’m on onlyfans can’t wait to show you my tits for 40 bucks1.4×038k2.8k57
66Jan 18, '20Chill shit1.3×036k2.8k106
67Dec 5, '18That’s it. I’m killing an armadillo for no reason.1.3×034k4.4k77
68Dec 22, '19Oh yeah? Go fuck yourself.1.3×036k2.9k172
69Apr 4, '20And. He. Stays. Shittin. 🧻🎉🧻🎉🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️1.3×031k5.2k240
70Jan 5, '20Delete this before your girl sees.1.3×034k3.4k377
71Jan 15, '19None of y’all were good looking in 20091.3×031k4.7k28
72Aug 4, '19Telling someone you’re unfollowing them is like walking up to them and tapping them on the shoulder to tell them you aren’t talking to them. Why would I fucking give a shit about t1.3×036k2.2k56
73Feb 13, '20This dude is a straight up BITCH. What a child.1.3×035k1.8k245
74May 22, '18Everyone was bullied for fuck’s sake. I’m tired of this bullying shit. He’s a murderer.1.2×029k5.8k15
75Jun 15, '19Well these guys should lose their jobs huh? This is just fucking horrendous. I actually can’t believe my eyes and ears.1.2×029k5.2k247
76Nov 20, '19Scuse me. I have a question feryou...1.2×032k3k835
77Nov 10, '19I shot my newest Netflix special last night in Minneapolis. Get ready, my babies.1.2×035k2k21
78Aug 27, '19Guy - “Hey are you famous?” Me - “No.” Guy - “Oh you look like this comedian.” Me - “I don’t speak English.” Guy - “Oh! Where are you from?” Me - “The Ukraine.” Guy - “My father is1.2×037k1.4k44
79Jun 18, '19This is not true. This has never been true. This will never be true.1.2×031k3.1k74
80Feb 18, '17I like it so much that if you ever take it down I'm going to kill myself.1.2×026k6.2k3
81Mar 6, '20How was any television ever this bad1.2×032k2.7k321
82Mar 12, '20Just got NBA tickets.1.2×032k2.7k16
83Dec 25, '19Just had a big argument with my family and everyone disagreed with me on all of it and honestly they didn’t change my mind at all and I still believe what I believed in the beginni1.1×032k2.1k90
84Apr 22, '20So many eggs.1.1×032k2.2k36
85May 4, '18So far you’ve called me daddy and admitted to watching my entire comedy special. Are you trying to burn me or fuck me?1.1×029k2.7k17
86Aug 9, '1929 people died and they cut together this victorious shit with the Halo score LOL wtf1.1×027k3.6k157
87Apr 20, '20Here’s something I should have tweeted in 2013 but I’m way late to the game. I just finished Breaking Bad. What an unbelievable show. It’s the greatest show of all time. How can an1.1×029k1.7k56
88Dec 22, '19Yes! Now I can watch a @bryancallen special all the way through.1.1×031k1.6k92
89Mar 16, '20I hate to say “some people deserve to die” but can you guys please make it harder for me to say it than THIS?1.1×027k2.9k90
90Sep 9, '19Hey guys. “James Bond” is not a woman so relax. James Bond is James Bond. They made 007 a woman and also? Who gives a fuckin shit? The whole thing is made up. There’s no real James1.0×028k2.6k35
91Dec 18, '18“Blapkins”1.0×027k2.9k37
92Jun 15, '20I can’t tell you how much I love this kid!!!! Hahahahaha so cute!!!!1.0×025k1.1k234
93Apr 19, '20There are so many videos on YouTube “how this famous star works out to get in shape for his roles” and NONE of them mention steroids it’s so funny. Like dude you do steroids. Lol.1.0×030k1.5k56
94Jul 28, '19Who the fuck has been saying I’m ugly?1.0×029k1.8k34
95Feb 17, '20Listen. If my kid gets to this age and can do this I’m moving wherever I gotta move to whatever dance school he needs and settling this motherfucker up to THRIVE. I LOVE this.1.0×028k1.8k166
96Jun 18, '19Now THAT’S a horny fact!1.0×027k2.9k53
97Jan 10, '20Acting. Do you know how shit works?1.0×029k1.2k37
98Feb 16, '20Lmaooooo this dude rips1.0×026k1.6k705
99May 2, '18How about this? You’re my son. Tag your fuckin daddy. I’m your fuckin daddy.1.0×026k2.3k10
100Jun 3, '20They fixed it.0.9×026k1.7k154

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