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1Feb 10, '23Just another day.21.4×37.2M105k14k4.7k
2Aug 10, '17The shirt I wear for travel.10.2×0243k66k10
3Dec 29, '17Hey dumbass, global warming doesn’t only mean extreme heat; it means extreme weather. Hot and cold. Maybe buy a thermometer and shove it up your ass.9.5×0222k66k8
4Mar 20, '20Imagine being incarcerated for a marijuana-related offense and then seeing it deemed “essential business”.6.2×0161k39k484
5Feb 16, '23Any questions? @TheDailyShow5.8×10.1M72k10k1.7k
6Apr 17, '20Hello?5.4×0124k36k926
7Jul 15, '20If you want your beans without a side of racism, try other brands. I am.4.7×0127k18k207
8Feb 9, '17Trump says his daughter has been treated ‘so unfairly’ by Nordstrom. Oh, was she detained for 19 hours when she tried to enter the store?4.6×0102k37k0
9Jan 18, '18This guy passed away today and he was the love of my life. I was one of those people who would tell people that pets aren’t more than people, but some of them are better than some 4.5×0137k8.3k2
10Feb 25, '24Multi-tasking on my 49th! ⛷️🎊🎉🎈4.3×7.5M55k3.1k2.8k
11Mar 1, '23This one’s for you, Tucker!4.0×7M62k2k461
12Feb 25, '2348! Salud!3.7×6.5M51k2.3k886
13Dec 18, '20BREAKING: Members of Congress who spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on living expenses a year are confused why the American people can’t live off of $600. Story developing.3.6×0108k14k169
14May 16, '19Of those 25 men who voted to ban abortion in Alabama, I’d like to know how many of them have ever been pregnant. Or have gotten pregnant as a result of rape. I’d like to know how m2.9×077k15k84
15Feb 9, '17A Gay, a Muslim, and a Jew hit Nordstrom and then hit @WhiteHouse to give the finger to @realDonaldTrump.2.9×067k19k3
16Jul 28, '24Childless Cat and Dog Ladies for Harris2.9×5M84k20k5k
17Jan 9, '21Congrats to Twitter for giving Donald Trump the harshest punishment he’s ever received.2.8×096k5.7k57
18Jul 15, '20Imagine thinking conversion therapy works but a mask doesn’t.2.8×076k15k164
19May 13, '18Why are we allowing black people to be treated like this?2.8×059k22k103
20Nov 8, '20On way my to get a brazillian at The Four Seasons Total Landscaping.2.6×085k4.2k102
21May 20, '19I know everyone is upset about the Starbucks cup and the water bottle in Game of Thrones, but they’re taking away women’s rights in Alabama. #seriously2.5×070k12k31
22Sep 6, '20As I spend time in Maine, I’m noticing many confederate flags on properties and cars. To be clear, the confederacy was alive for 5 years, and their pursuit was to keep slavery lega2.5×069k9.9k178
23Sep 23, '17I'd like to see you try and kick a ball you fat fuck.2.5×062k15k1
24Sep 2, '18Just a friendly reminder for the weekend: No white after Labor Day, and no old, white racist men after the midterms. Get out and vote.2.5×066k13k39
25Dec 6, '17Just evacuated my house. It’s like Donald Trump is setting the world on fire. Literally and figuratively. Stay safe everyone. Dark times.2.5×051k8.9k2
26Oct 29, '18If you’re on a dating app, please ask someone on a date November 6th and then just take them to vote. That’s the most romantic thing you can do right now.2.5×069k12k47
27Nov 8, '16When you’re worried that your wife copied off of Michelle again.2.4×044k24k2
28Jun 6, '17iPhone will soon block texts while driving. Can someone create an app that will block tweeting while presidenting?2.4×061k15k0
29Aug 7, '19We need to start naming guns after women, that way Republicans will try and regulate them.2.3×063k11k73
30Feb 15, '18Mental health issues. You know who is going to have mental health issues? Every person who witnesses a massacre and relentless gunfire. Every child who sees other children murdered2.3×054k16k4
31Aug 30, '20So, Trump supporters who own guns are allowed to walk around the streets and open fire when they see fit, yet an innocent black man who broke up a fight was shot 7 times by police,2.3×063k11k137
32Jan 31, '17The ACLU has received over $24M in donations. That’s $1 for everyone who attended Trump’s inauguration. & then 23.7 million more dollars.2.2×052k16k0
33Oct 6, '1910 days. He’s spending the same amount of time in jail that parents who committed college bribery are spending. Why? Because he’s black.2.1×053k13k239
34Oct 19, '17I just gave 1,000,000 dollars to Unidos Por Puerto Rico. Where r ur donations, Koch Bros. Mercers, @realDonaldTrump? Day 1 of activism.2.0×053k10k0
35Mar 10, '21Some asshole’s get better. Some just stay the same. ⁦@piersmorgan⁩2.0×056k7.3k806
36Nov 8, '16An American astronaut voted from space. So if you’re currently on the planet, you have no excuse.2.0×038k19k1
37Oct 2, '18Brett Kavanaugh won’t return to teach at Harvard Law School next semester. Good to know Harvard Law School has higher standards than the Supreme Court.2.0×056k9.4k28
38Feb 14, '18We have to elect candidates that are not funded by the NRA in November. We have an opportunity to elect candidates who won’t allow kids to go to school and get shot. It is disgusti1.9×038k11k5
39Apr 8, '19Best of luck to Kirstjen Nielsen. I’m not sure where you’ll get hired with a resume that includes “locking kids in cages.” I’m kidding, good luck at Fox News.1.9×055k7.7k50
40Jan 14, '21I do believe most people deserve a second chance— that’s why we’re giving Donald Trump another shot at impeachment.1.9×062k4.5k60
41Jan 24, '21Larry King called me when my dog Chunk died to see if I was doing okay, and to tell me how important dogs are in our lives. That really moved me, and I will miss his kindness and p1.9×068k1.9k46
42Jan 14, '21I like thinking of how many times Trump has reached for his phone to try and tweet something, and then remembered...1.9×060k4.8k65
43Feb 7, '19Mike Pence defended the shutdown by saying it’s “never a mistake to stand up for what you believe in.” What about kneeling for what you believe in? Would love to get your thoughts.1.9×052k8.2k36
44Feb 10, '18There is an entire generation of children who’s first memory of their President is a man who supports child molestors, wife beaters, Russian hacking, and porn stars. It is our resp1.8×039k9.6k5
45Dec 5, '18Donald Trump is getting praised for his behavior at Bush’s funeral. Our president is such an asshole, we have to reward him when he doesn’t make a scene at a funeral.1.8×050k7.8k45
46Nov 23, '19Let’s get rid of this woman and elect women who protect other women.,@TedraCobb1.8×044k11k39
47Nov 12, '17Imagine being molested by an older man. Then that man denies ever doing it and then goes on and gets elected to United States senate. What kind of message does that send to young g1.8×038k10k0
48Apr 4, '20Trump just instructed the American people to take the HCQ and a zpack, but if you have a heart condition, maybe not the zpack. Isnt it illegal to give medical advice to the public 1.8×048k7.4k53
49Aug 6, '20Students are being suspended for taking pictures of schools that aren’t following coronavirus safety protocols. Hopefully they don’t stop until every student is suspended and safe 1.7×048k9.1k57
50Mar 10, '21It must be nice that Piers Morgan gets to leave a situation when he feels uncomfortable but criticizes a black woman when she does the same. Qwhite interesting.1.7×051k6.4k137
51Aug 28, '19Because Trump has fucked up our country so bad, I think it’s only fair that we enact a law that white women who voted for him are not allowed to drink Pumpkin Spice Lattes.1.7×047k4.8k34
52Jun 23, '20What does Mitch McConnell have to say about having one voting place for 600,000 people in the state of Kentucky? One location. Kentucky had over 3700 voting places in 2016, now the1.7×045k8.8k71
53Sep 24, '17You know what has bad ratings? Your presidency. You know what will have the biggest ratings of all time? Your impeachment hearing.1.7×042k11k0
54Sep 26, '20If the United States was the greatest country in the world, a person wouldn’t have to work until they’re 89.1.7×051k6k91
55Jul 6, '20Finding out that Merriam-Webster has officially recognized “irregardless” as a word is exactly why I’m going to take an edible and go back to bed for the rest of the day.1.6×051k3.9k140
56Oct 28, '18At this point, shouldn’t we just be ignoring what trump says? Let’s all stop amplifying his message or responding to his tweets or airing his rallies. Let’s focus on the people who1.6×042k8.3k23
57Nov 27, '17Can’t Prince Harry and his American girlfriend run our country? They seem nice.1.6×047k6.9k10
58Feb 15, '18Paul Ryan should be ashamed of himself. “Let’s not have a knee-jerk reaction..?” Youve never had a knee-jerk reaction to children being murdered over and over again. You look away 1.6×036k11k1
59Dec 15, '17Well, @OMAROSA if you have such a story to tell and you saw so many things that bothered you, the right thing to do would be to tell us what that was. Not tee yourself up for a boo1.5×040k7.7k0
60Oct 16, '18Melania has been running around crusading for her #BeBest campaign and her husband just called Stormy Daniels ‘Horseface.’ Congrats girl, your initiatives are really taking off.1.5×041k7.3k20
61Apr 30, '18Hosting the WH Correspondent’s dinner is an unwinnable gig. If you go too far, you lose, if you don’t go far enough, you lose. Reminder that Sarah Huckabee Sanders does not deserve1.5×041k6.9k11
62Aug 15, '17Every past president that is still alive needs to come forward now and denounce Trump and advocate for him being declared unfit for office.1.5×035k9.6k0
63Jun 5, '2057 Buffalo police officers resigned in solidarity with their colleagues who were suspended for pushing a 75 year old man to the ground, landing him in the hospital. 57 people in on1.5×036k7.7k46
64Nov 15, '20Nothing says I love my supporters— like driving through your own rally on your way to play golf.1.4×047k2.9k53
65Dec 15, '19I loved this nugget in a big way, and I took great pleasure in how many people loved him as much as I did and do. @ChuyBravo1.4×043k4.4k85
66Nov 8, '18Thousand Oaks is the 307th mass shooting in the U.S. this year. If that does not absolutely horrify you, then you need to take some time to yourself and think about why. An armed p1.4×035k8.9k37
67Aug 21, '17Tonight, Trump’s addressing the nation. Everyone should keep their eclipse glasses to protect eyes from the giant, orange ball of gas.1.4×038k8k0
68Oct 23, '20This offer stands until November 3rd, Curtis.1.4×043k3k50
69Jan 10, '18I’ve spent the day with a ski guide in Canada who pays 14 dollars a month for health insurance. In Canada’s, if you make under 35k a year, you get healthcare for free. What I’m the1.4×034k6.9k2
70Nov 8, '18I watched what happened with @Acosta happen in real time yesterday, and that video is altered. Every reporter who has any shred of dignity should boycott covering the WH until you 1.4×035k7.4k17
71Jul 6, '17CNN is not fake news. We know that because when they make mistakes, they acknowledge it. Something our fake president has never once done.1.4×033k8.7k0
72Oct 9, '20In case anyone was wondering—Donald Trump did not win the the Nobel Peace Prize.1.4×041k3.8k12
73Jul 21, '17Trump has made 836 false claims since January. If he hits a thousand by August, he gets a free FOX News tote bag.1.3×033k8.6k0
74Sep 14, '20Someone please just tell Republicans that climate change is a woman, so they try and control it.1.3×038k6.5k93
75Aug 24, '18Kellyanne Conway said viewers don’t trust the White House because they hear on CNN that they lack integrity and they lie. You also lock kids in cages, collude with Russia, pay off 1.3×035k7.3k24
76Sep 10, '20When I was 17, I took my SATs on acid, but I never murdered two people. Note to all Republicans: your guy’s son thinks killing two people is just growing pains.1.3×037k5.7k99
77Dec 30, '17We didn’t have FAKE NEWS until we got stuck with this FAKE PRESIDENT. No one attacks the media who isn’t trying to hide stuff. This man lies day in and day out, and somehow that’s 1.3×030k7.7k0
78Oct 26, '18I’m going to just throw out an idea: we fill Megyn Kelly’s spot with a black woman.1.2×033k4k13
79Jul 20, '18Things I’ve learned so far this Friday: Michael Cohen has a tape of Trump talking about paying off his affairs, Roseanne is still racist, and Whoopi Goldberg deserves another Oscar1.2×032k6.1k10
80Feb 19, '18In honor of President’s Day, I would like you to know that you will go down as the worst president in the history of our country. Russia won this election for you. You didn’t. Thes1.2×031k6.4k4
81Oct 15, '17In every country I travel, the questions from strangers are the same: what the fuck happened to your country and how did you elect trump?1.2×031k5.4k0
82May 19, '19The petition to remake the last season of #GameofThrones has hit 1 million signatures, and I think everyone who signed it should be required to make a donation to the ACLU. If you’1.2×033k5.1k22
83Jul 30, '18I’m beginning to think Rudy Giuliani got his law degree from Trump University and his personality from Ambien.1.2×033k5.1k4
84Oct 13, '20The NBA ran their season better than Trump ran the country these last 4 years.1.1×035k3.9k38
85Jan 23, '18390 women are planning to run for the House of Representatives, a figure that’s higher than at any point in American history. Twenty-two of them are non-incumbent black women — for1.1×030k6.3k1
86Sep 11, '18Susan Collins called the crowdfunding to get her to oppose Kavanaugh a “bribe.” Actually, it’s a way of letting you that if you choose to move this country backward, we will suppor1.1×028k6k10
87Apr 11, '20Last night I took a sleeping pill so I could stop eating.1.1×034k2.7k49
88Apr 1, '21Why don’t we take a perfectly healthy person who has never had a drink or taken opioids or had a hard life and step on his neck for 8 mins and 46 seconds and see what happens.1.1×032k3.3k71
89Sep 13, '18Please respect Ivanka’s privacy during this difficult time where she waits 3-6 months to respond to her father’s comments about Puerto Rico and say she didn’t agree with him.1.1×030k4.8k8
90Jul 17, '20It’s too bad @realDonaldTrump can’t read. There’s such a fun book out about him.1.1×033k3.1k21
91May 23, '18Well, being lied to bothers me, girl. So maybe you should try not doing it, every single day.1.1×029k4.9k10
92Feb 20, '21I’ve been in Canada (work) for a few weeks, and there’s something refreshing about a whole other country making @tedcruz jokes, too. Everyone hear hates him, too. This makes me smi1.0×033k2.1k23
93Jul 28, '21It’s amazing that women get called “emotional” when I have never seen more men throwing tantrums about Simone Biles.1.0×033k3.1k72
94Oct 24, '22Would any executives at @adidas like to comment on this? Or is their relationship with Kanye West and money more important? Asking as a Jewish woman.1.0×030k3k58
95Nov 15, '19I can’t wait until Trump throws Giuliani under the bus, or Giuliani throws Trump under the bus; either way, I hope that Billy Bush is driving that bus.1.0×031k3k16
96Nov 29, '18Melania defended her White House Christmas decorations by saying “we are in the 21st century, everyone has different taste.” Girl, we KNOW you have bad taste. Nobody was questionin1.0×029k3.6k6
97Nov 7, '20No, honey. You lost. By a lot.1.0×033k2k26
98Dec 16, '20If you partied with me when I was in my 20s, don’t worry about what’s in the vaccine. You’ll be fine.1.0×033k1.4k56
99Jul 27, '21.@Simone_Biles drew a boundary for herself and her health on the world stage. This is real superhuman strength, setting an example for all of us.1.0×032k2.5k50
100Jan 20, '21Waving goodbye to Trump, Mike Pence, and that entire cabinet of criminals.1.0×032k1.6k23

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