| 1 | Oct 5, '24 | my apologies indiana i wasnt aware of your game | 97.1× | 26.3M | 246k | 9.1k | 9.1k |
| 2 | Oct 7, '24 | not me. i find watching her experience pleasure to be gratifying lowkey | 64.1× | 17.4M | 249k | 7.6k | 25k |
| 3 | Aug 17, '24 | a glory hole probably dont even feel that good | 52.3× | 14.2M | 102k | 1.7k | 6.7k |
| 4 | Feb 20, '25 | having my ear ate for the first time was a religious experience | 51.8× | 14M | 202k | 9.7k | 20k |
| 5 | Dec 4, '24 | how do people not realize doordash drivers are lying about their identity because they dont have a work visa and not to “get you” lol | 45.6× | 12.4M | 52k | 1.6k | 2.5k |
| 6 | Sep 17, '24 | have you been outside ever in your life | 37.9× | 10.3M | 287k | 9.1k | 5.7k |
| 7 | Sep 19, '24 | ive heard men who work in tech say things about women that construction workers would never even dream of | 33.8× | 9.2M | 271k | 12k | 16k |
| 8 | Feb 21, '25 | i gave a guy a bj one time and i swallowed and he told me it was unattractive | 32.9× | 8.9M | 177k | 1.9k | 10k |
| 9 | Jun 9, '23 | ive slept on a futon + tatami mat for the past year and my back pain has gone away and bedframecels are seething | 32.8× | 8.9M | 105k | 4.8k | 13k |
| 10 | Nov 23, '24 | probably on account of his head being blown into oatmeal | 31.3× | 8.5M | 137k | 3.5k | 3.3k |
| 11 | May 29, '23 | i cant stop watching this | 30.6× | 8.3M | 73k | 4.8k | 7.5k |
| 12 | Feb 19, '25 | hold on. did adam sandler just convince him not to be a nazi | 28.2× | 7.6M | 282k | 11k | 9.5k |
| 13 | Dec 31, '24 | this is a scary amount of insecure | 28× | 7.6M | 240k | 7.8k | 4k |
| 14 | Oct 29, '24 | why do they look like pokemon evolutions | 26.7× | 7.2M | 233k | 13k | 6.4k |
| 15 | Sep 23, '24 | checking if my games are woke | 24.4× | 6.6M | 157k | 4.7k | 7.2k |
| 16 | Jan 22, '24 | just found out about this. a shot of vodka in a hot chocolate. its beautiful | 23.1× | 6.3M | 54k | 1.7k | 3.9k |
| 17 | Jan 5, '24 | im learning the stanley tumbler is a sippy cup for adults | 17.8× | 4.8M | 107k | 5.7k | 2.5k |
| 18 | Jan 21, '24 | this video made him lose | 17.6× | 4.8M | 53k | 3k | 3k |
| 19 | Mar 24, '25 | group of kids walking by playing rock paper scissors and they just said “bro scissors is actually OP” | 16.9× | 4.6M | 225k | 6.8k | 6k |
| 20 | Sep 19, '24 | im making a movie on an iphone too its called 28 beers later its a documentary | 16.5× | 4.5M | 101k | 6.7k | 2k |
| 21 | Aug 28, '23 | fun fact: on the "max" app, you have to scroll through 32 results to find "adventure time" despite typing it in exactly how its spelled. the first result is rick and morty | 15.9× | 4.3M | 32k | 1.1k | 591 |
| 22 | Jan 26, '25 | my ex boyfriend is so mean to me | 15.4× | 4.2M | 146k | 2.6k | 5k |
| 23 | Sep 20, '23 | have you all never met an autistic woman in your life or what | 14.8× | 4M | 52k | 2.2k | 3.3k |
| 24 | Aug 20, '23 | animal expert here. cows only do this when theyre Mother | 12.7× | 3.5M | 98k | 8k | 1.4k |
| 25 | Jun 4, '23 | the ended dragon is a woman.... what could this mean | 12.5× | 3.4M | 43k | 1.1k | 566 |
| 26 | Jun 8, '23 | americans trying to wrap their heads around hang drying clothes is hilarious to me | 12.3× | 3.3M | 77k | 2.7k | 1.5k |
| 27 | Jun 12, '23 | cats when they see an inedible piece of plastic on the floor | 12.2× | 3.3M | 100k | 8.2k | 1.5k |
| 28 | Apr 30, '25 | View post on X | 11.8× | 3.2M | 137k | 8.5k | 4.6k |
| 29 | Jul 25, '23 | to a fish a plastic cup is like wearing Gucci from space. bro was literally iced out in fall 2016. this is a giant alien forcing him to wear H&M | 11.8× | 3.2M | 59k | 3.2k | 1.3k |
| 30 | Dec 2, '24 | hating snow because you “have to drive in it” proves that the car owner mindset destroys your innate connection to nature and shatters any sense of wonder you may have at the pheno | 11.8× | 3.2M | 134k | 10k | 5.5k |
| 31 | Aug 16, '24 | View post on X | 11× | 3M | 58k | 4.2k | 3.5k |
| 32 | Dec 20, '23 | having a boyfriend is like owning a weighted blanket that gets an erection | 11× | 3M | 56k | 4.4k | 5.1k |
| 33 | Dec 6, '23 | View post on X | 10.8× | 2.9M | 104k | 4.6k | 1.5k |
| 34 | Apr 27, '25 | View post on X | 10.8× | 2.9M | 146k | 7.5k | 4.9k |
| 35 | Jul 25, '25 | “Just make pasta” literally my budget: Tomatoes (8.99) Basil (1.99) Ground pork (16.99) Vegan Garlic (6.99) Eggs (25.69) Flour in bulk (79.99) Salt Boulder (215.79) Pepper (I have | 10.8× | 2.9M | 105k | 2.9k | 2.6k |
| 36 | Oct 4, '24 | you realize most of it looks like this right | 10.5× | 2.9M | 98k | 2.6k | 1.3k |
| 37 | Nov 11, '23 | 10th generation protestants who recently called themselves tradcath realizing what catholicism is are seething in the replies | 9.8× | 2.7M | 34k | 2.3k | 1.4k |
| 38 | Sep 30, '24 | at McDonalds. realizing i find burgers incredibly gross | 9.5× | 2.6M | 77k | 2.1k | 2k |
| 39 | Jul 30, '23 | Vtubers often twerk for their audience | 9.4× | 2.5M | 43k | 858 | 1k |
| 40 | Jul 15, '25 | I lost my keys and my landlord just informed me I have to pay $200 if I want to get in my apartment tonight | 9.2× | 2.5M | 72k | 666 | 1.3k |
| 41 | Jun 1, '23 | im eating ikea meatballs | 9.0× | 2.4M | 48k | 1.3k | 643 |
| 42 | Nov 6, '24 | i dont think any of you know what you’re looking at | 9.0× | 2.4M | 47k | 1k | 1.3k |
| 43 | Oct 14, '23 | bisexual people who play valorant are reinventing heteronormativity | 8.6× | 2.3M | 48k | 2.3k | 1.7k |
| 44 | Sep 22, '24 | women would this work on you | 8.4× | 2.3M | 74k | 1.3k | 3.4k |
| 45 | Oct 18, '24 | i don’t car | 8.4× | 2.3M | 126k | 11k | 6.7k |
| 46 | Jun 24, '23 | black mirror 2016: what if you lived in a phone. would that be fucked up black mirror 2023: what if there was like vampires. and goblins too | 8.3× | 2.2M | 77k | 3.4k | 1.5k |
| 47 | Jun 30, '23 | if that was my son id be goin to every hardcore show w him | 8.2× | 2.2M | 56k | 2.2k | 1.8k |
| 48 | Sep 24, '24 | started rolling my own cigs to save money but i’m so bad at it. someone asked to bum a smoke and i lied that i didnt have any cause they look like this | 8.1× | 2.2M | 76k | 1.3k | 1.6k |
| 49 | Jul 20, '24 | having mental illness is like edging but for killing yourself | 8.1× | 2.2M | 110k | 16k | 4.5k |
| 50 | Dec 4, '24 | are there furries but for bacteria and viruses and shit | 7.6× | 2.1M | 75k | 2.9k | 3.4k |
| 51 | Oct 30, '24 | thinking about this | 7.5× | 2M | 80k | 2.5k | 6.3k |
| 52 | May 11, '23 | congrats to the one girl who gets bottom surgery | 7.4× | 2M | 47k | 1.8k | 362 |
| 53 | Aug 1, '23 | watching this movie and i cant stop thinking about the scene where the mom googles "borderline personality disorder" and scary music starts playing | 7.4× | 2M | 65k | 3.3k | 1.9k |
| 54 | Nov 28, '24 | fake ass nonbinary i saw you doing dishes | 7.4× | 2M | 90k | 6.1k | 2.3k |
| 55 | Nov 22, '24 | (wokely) men are mentally disabled | 7.3× | 2M | 60k | 2k | 2.8k |
| 56 | Sep 15, '24 | life is over at 7. no more endless playtime, no more baby food, forced to go to school, and you cant even throw tantrums anymore. at that point you should just give up | 7.2× | 1.9M | 108k | 12k | 2.9k |
| 57 | Oct 20, '24 | he looks very serene. he’s living a life he never got to enjoy, i don’t think he wants to be president at all | 7.1× | 1.9M | 65k | 1.6k | 1.9k |
| 58 | Jan 1, '25 | stop saying spongebob | 7.0× | 1.9M | 72k | 2.4k | 2.7k |
| 59 | Jul 31, '23 | your unemployed friend be like omg i have getting high due tonight | 6.8× | 1.8M | 50k | 4k | 938 |
| 60 | Oct 1, '23 | her: you better not be cunty cow getting euthanized when i get home me: | 6.1× | 1.6M | 81k | 8.1k | 2.1k |
| 61 | Dec 7, '23 | i just got a man pregnant | 6.0× | 1.6M | 48k | 4.4k | 1.7k |
| 62 | Jan 18, '24 | my friend: hey you sure you okay? you smoked hella china puddle at target: | 5.9× | 1.6M | 38k | 2.3k | 1.9k |
| 63 | Dec 8, '23 | the autistic link up of the century | 5.6× | 1.5M | 31k | 1.7k | 750 |
| 64 | Sep 13, '23 | horrendous fit. you look like a tablecloth | 5.6× | 1.5M | 54k | 1.2k | 410 |
| 65 | Oct 2, '24 | watching this for the plot | 5.4× | 1.5M | 60k | 2.5k | 9.3k |
| 66 | Feb 21, '25 | he said cum tastes gross | 5.4× | 1.5M | 48k | 156 | 459 |
| 67 | Feb 25, '25 | my pilot has a fagcent 😭🙏🏻 we’re gonna be ok | 4.9× | 1.3M | 98k | 1.7k | 1.6k |
| 68 | Oct 24, '24 | the “big reveal” of this thread is they use they/them pronouns now lmfao | 4.9× | 1.3M | 35k | 1.1k | 1.1k |
| 69 | Jul 17, '23 | white people when they go to a Restaurant | 4.8× | 1.3M | 31k | 1k | 603 |
| 70 | Mar 8, '25 | we in them genders you cant pronouns | 4.8× | 1.3M | 85k | 6.9k | 2.6k |
| 71 | Jan 28, '24 | where the fuck my dasher at bro 💀 | 4.6× | 1.2M | 29k | 1.3k | 569 |
| 72 | Jun 21, '23 | hey guys we just made the Evil Computer from the best selling book "Dont Make the Evil Computer" | 4.4× | 1.2M | 31k | 2.4k | 516 |
| 73 | Aug 6, '23 | are there any slurs for poly people yet. or can i call all of you mormon | 4.4× | 1.2M | 32k | 1.7k | 706 |
| 74 | Dec 16, '23 | why are you as a 32 year old giving birth to a minor | 4.3× | 1.2M | 53k | 4.6k | 1.2k |
| 75 | Apr 24, '23 | i cant believe they fired Tucker Carlson over leaked DMs he made asking femboys for ball pics | 4.3× | 1.2M | 31k | 1.4k | 501 |
| 76 | May 12, '23 | in america they only have mcdonalds you eat mcdonalds until you die. you cant have other food or they arrest you i died from a big mac when i was a kid | 3.9× | 1.1M | 48k | 2.7k | 645 |
| 77 | Nov 25, '24 | roommate sold the tv now we gotta watch the synth | 3.8× | 1M | 71k | 2.4k | 1.2k |
| 78 | Sep 14, '24 | average catholic: oh okay. 29 year old ex-atheist twitter convert from columbus ohio: the pope is jewish | 3.7× | 1M | 29k | 2k | 1.4k |
| 79 | May 1, '23 | View post on X | 3.7× | 1M | 30k | 2.1k | 1k |
| 80 | Jul 7, '23 | this is exactly what it feels like | 3.7× | 1000k | 49k | 4.9k | 683 |
| 81 | Nov 20, '23 | i havent done ketamine in 9 days | 3.4× | 928k | 41k | 2.7k | 1.9k |
| 82 | Oct 3, '24 | it got easier by the way. its now like 10 times | 3.3× | 894k | 43k | 1.2k | 527 |
| 83 | Jul 17, '23 | View post on X | 3.2× | 873k | 42k | 5.3k | 394 |
| 84 | Feb 4, '25 | i still hate his fuck ass smile | 3.2× | 863k | 31k | 692 | 483 |
| 85 | Jan 12, '25 | View post on X | 3.2× | 861k | 46k | 2.2k | 2.4k |
| 86 | Sep 5, '24 | 2 weeks | 3.1× | 839k | 30k | 237 | 332 |
| 87 | Aug 16, '23 | View post on X | 3.1× | 831k | 36k | 3.5k | 1.6k |
| 88 | Oct 7, '24 | im laying there like this | 3.0× | 827k | 34k | 487 | 921 |
| 89 | Sep 19, '24 | as a woman in tech you’re just expected to ignore because often they see us as “not like other girls” | 3.0× | 819k | 31k | 274 | 247 |
| 90 | Apr 25, '25 | View post on X | 2.9× | 795k | 35k | 938 | 2k |
| 91 | Feb 5, '25 | elephant reddit | 2.9× | 794k | 34k | 960 | 1.6k |
| 92 | Nov 4, '24 | View post on X | 2.9× | 782k | 35k | 1.7k | 960 |
| 93 | Aug 10, '25 | Apparently a “Rorschach test” is just a bunch of drawings of me being molested | 2.9× | 777k | 36k | 1.3k | 1.5k |
| 94 | Feb 13, '25 | this one time in philly this guy sir’d me and his friend got up in his face and said “thats a whole ass female” i think about that every day | 2.9× | 775k | 62k | 1.2k | 1.7k |
| 95 | Mar 7, '25 | View post on X | 2.8× | 763k | 34k | 2.3k | 2k |
| 96 | Jan 20, '25 | fix your hearts or die | 2.3× | 630k | 36k | 6.5k | 762 |
| 97 | Sep 19, '24 | @AndroidNeera construction workers: woah look at the jugs on her! tech guys: i only date women who i deem as perfect for mating | 2.2× | 590k | 33k | 420 | 513 |
| 98 | Sep 5, '25 | i turn her microsoft into a powerpoint bcuz i excel at spreading her sheets | 2.1× | 579k | 34k | 3.1k | 2.5k |
| 99 | Oct 23, '24 | View post on X | 2.1× | 577k | 32k | 2.9k | 1k |
| 100 | Sep 17, '24 | “gooning section” is something a depraved sex freak would say | 1.8× | 490k | 37k | 290 | 150 |