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1May 27, '24pov a sheikh is about to shit on an eastern european girls chest57.2×1.3M13k5641.1k
2May 9, '25I can't stop thinking about her50.5×1.2M9.2k2434k
3Jul 24, '25Cannot be a real pic, but somehow is48.9×1.1M25k9551.3k
4Dec 28, '24Feels like America is rapidly turning into Gotham City. If you're rich and don't mind paying $30 for a burrito, congratulations, life is great. You can Uber around town for $50, sp43.1×987k10k1.3k3.2k
5Nov 2, '24Big things happening on Wikipedia42.1×965k24k2.3k2.8k
6Apr 19, '25ill be blunt with you gentlemen, it's probably refraining from cranking hog36.6×839k5.3k75781
7Sep 29, '25You never know how good you have it until it's gone35.3×810k41k1.3k1.7k
8Jul 27, '25He keeps getting away with it. 15-20% tariffs with zero retaliation, forced purchases of US energy and military equipment, and commitments to invest hundreds of billions in the US 30.3×695k10k414691
9May 8, '24Was short Uber today, once again off anecdotal evidence. Had a flight in NYC, being my typical self misread the departure time and realized maybe 110 minutes before. Call an Uber, 24.9×571k1.8k94561
10Jul 27, '25"We'll tariff you 15%" "Outrageous, we will hit red states with retaliatory tarrifs" "OK we'll do 50% then" "Please no please!" "OK how about 15%, plus you buy our energy and inves24×550k16k856499
11Jul 4, '25> be Jane Street > sue Millenium over two traders stealing your "genius strategy" > turns out the strategy was banging the close > get banned from Indian markets21.9×501k3.6k1501k
12Apr 6, '25Russell 2000 futures halted limit dow -7%21×480k1.7k16472
13May 12, '24Day in my life as a level 4 $ABNB Engineer. > 3:15 AM Wake up. Wife's boyfriend is returning her later than usual. Stand my ground, tell him he can't be playing music in the drivew20.1×460k2k103611
14Dec 12, '24Man Japan is such a fun market. They try to feed me this 37x P/S slop here, or you can wait until 8:30 PM and buy 6x P/E names at half tangible book value buying back 5% of shares 18.9×433k3.2k1441k
15Aug 5, '25Imagine posting the taxi rates of Jane Street to LGA from two different taxi services and then getting your DMs blown up by investors in a company you really couldn't care less abo18.1×414k2.4k47504
16Sep 22, '24you get back to your small, cozy, third floor town square apt, nose and cheeks stinging red from the bitter cold. your eastern european lana del rey gf prepares some hot cocoa. you17.7×406k4k1391k
17Dec 2, '24FREE AT LAST, FREE AT LAST!17.4×400k3.4k118233
18Jun 29, '24Undoubtedly the worst trading scene Hollywood has ever conjured17.3×396k74124225
19Mar 16, '25Never understood why so many NYC finance peeps spend so much money on stuff that is obviously overpriced, just to get a reaction like "Omg you spent so much money on that?" Rent I 15.5×354k1.9k25220
20Jun 5, '25View post on X14.8×340k3.2k5021.3k
21Jan 27, '25China tech up 3% Nasdaq down 1.5%, this is like pearl harbor for the quarter zips13.2×302k4.8k328199
22Jul 21, '25Not calling a top here because of AI yaddy yadda yadda, but: - White House eliminates day trading regulations - Polymarket returns to US - Robinhood enables 24 7 EU gambling - The 12.3×282k1.7k136356
23Dec 21, '24curious gents, what $ figure do you have mentally when you would just quit. stick it 30% voo 20% qqq 10% vxus 5% japan 10% some prefs 10% boxx 10% ijr 5% mdy and then just never lo11.8×271k7886747
24Jul 28, '25Bought 300 $NET because I feel like CEOs only post stuff like this when they know they are going to beat11.2×258k1.1k12185
25Sep 24, '25thanks king11×253k9495103
26Feb 10, '25In two years Glencore is going to have the funniest adjusted EBITDA reconciliation imaginable10.6×243k1.2k67108
27Apr 6, '25He's doubling down now10.3×236k1.1k9292
28Mar 11, '25Dude's crashing out HARD10.1×231k2.1k82131
29May 15, '25S&P 500 Inclusion committee when it comes to selecting names that can't file a 10K, have significant legal issues, or are wildly overvalued and will add a 0.25% drag to index i10.0×228k9623769
30May 30, '25Fellas, if you need a pitch idea for an interview / application, I think I have one for you. A company called Servotronics $SVT received a cash offer by Transdigm at $37 a share la9.6×219k98430962
31Aug 29, '24I can. In 2018 after a contentious call, the $CLF CEO Lourenco Goncalves suggested the GS Metals team kill themselves, and then told the Senior Analyst "He can run, I will take car9.5×217k73338204
32Jul 9, '25The gap between where you are and where you want to be exists only in the space between thinking and doing. Everything you desire already has a path to it. Someone has done it befo9.2×212k2.2k2281.8k
33Jan 26, '25Update, the President of Colombia is having a full blown crash out on Twitter and is referring to Donald as a "white slaver"9.0×206k96354129
34Jan 27, '25White Women 1 - Quarterzips 09.0×205k2.6k110320
35Jul 9, '25This administration is so full of room-temp IQ bumpkins leaking information it's unreal. Someone buys 5,000 $VALE 10 strike weekly puts and USD BRL starts tanking around the same t8.9×204k99177162
36Dec 26, '24h1b this, tech that, blah blah blah when will we discuss what matters, immediate citizenship for nordic women8.8×201k3.2k102115
38Mar 4, '25WOW8.5×195k1.1k36100
39Jul 7, '25I think the problem with Japan is they are too polite, straightforward, and analytical to make a good deal with President Cheeto. They just don't get showmanship. As crass as it so8.5×195k8112481
40Nov 24, '24i see this all the time from the real life squad in addition to the ad share ppl. it's very surprising how many sharp investors do not understand this when yields rise, the price o8.5×194k86780288
41May 27, '25My goodness8.0×183k2.4k76159
42Jan 5, '25funny how planes could be boarded so much faster if the back rows went first but the first-class range-rover trophy wives insist on having some form of a poverty parade7.8×178k1.4k4554
43Feb 6, '25View post on X7.4×169k1.7k77220
44Aug 28, '24YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS7.3×168k88630180
45Jan 7, '25UNITED STATES OF AMERICA TO ACQUIRE GREENLAND IN ALL CASH TRANSACTION - EXPECTED TO BE HIGHLY ACCRETIVE TO NATIONAL DEBT HOULIHAN LOKEY ADVISING US, DANSKE BANK ADVISING DENMARK7.2×164k1.1k3171
46Jun 17, '25CNBC: ALI KHAMENI PURCHASES FIRST "TRUMP CARD" FOR $5 MILLION, TO MOVE TO WEST VILLAGE, NYC, LATER THIS YEAR. ALL HOSTILITIES TO CEASE AT MIDNIGHT7.1×163k1.8k6578
47May 30, '24political vix on the move7.0×160k1.1k39108
48Apr 17, '25Trump after Meloni spoke Italian: "That was so beautiful, jesus, what the hell was that"6.8×155k1.6k45111
49May 13, '25“Massages” off Airbnb what could go wrong6.6×152k1.2k5169
50Apr 9, '25Never before have we seen a better example of Stockholn Syndrome. Take 20 from someone and give them back 12 and you become their hero.6.5×149k2.1k16278
51Nov 18, '24Milei is incredible6.4×148k95179101
52Jun 12, '24If I was Powell and I got this I would hike twice6.4×148k8654526
53Aug 14, '24View post on X6.4×147k9733030
54Jul 30, '25MICROSOFT TO ACQUIRE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT IN ALL CASH TRANSACTION, SATYA NADELLA TO BECOME PRESIDENT AND SUPREME COURT SHORTLY6.3×145k2.8k7478
55Jan 30, '25I have made an extreme error in choosing my username and I want to apologize to all those I offended6.3×144k6695125
56Sep 9, '25Pretty impressive that Qatar is now one of the only nations in the world to have been bombed by both Iran and Israel in the same year6.3×143k1.1k5949
57Apr 21, '25Trump by summer 20256.2×141k8845060
58Oct 1, '25> ai supercycle > company margins explode as employees are fired > central banks try to help by slashing rates > lower rates make ai investment even more economical, further employ6.1×139k94374235
59Jan 7, '25was so stupid to cut 100 bps. absolutely moronic5.9×136k6991041
60May 18, '25Anyone feel a heightened sense of urgency anytime they use AI? I'm working on a new idea and scraping filings using Python to see how market share is progressing. It's able to writ5.7×131k79818178
61Jun 10, '25average us bank: we regret overcharging customers, we are hiring additional staff to investigate and we should have it settled by 2027 average japanese bank:5.6×128k2.8k118322
62Apr 23, '25Remember the controversy over Hunter Biden's 250k paintings?5.4×123k1.5k154169
63Mar 27, '25View post on X5.3×121k1.1k3658
64Mar 6, '25You gotta be kidding me.5.1×117k1.3k5738
65Jan 18, '25It's the golden age of grift. Scream about it, or find a way to invite yourself to the table. In 20 years, will anyone even care?5.1×116k1k54102
66Apr 17, '25all the dropshippers tweaking out about the tariffs is so funny. cry me a river man. you create a "clothing line" which is really just white label chinese slave labor with your log5.0×115k1.1k5773
67Apr 14, '25God forbid a man expresses himself4.9×111k9472841
68Sep 2, '25View post on X4.8×111k8213451
69Oct 2, '25Thought just occured to me to track the performance of names Trump is affiliated with / names he uses to bully other countries. Average name is up 195% YTD. Introducing the "Don" I4.8×111k1.1k56640
70Mar 11, '25They're always there for me when I need them4.5×103k1.1k40113
71Mar 27, '25View post on X4.4×101k1.5k3957
72Oct 24, '25There should be a rule that if someone offers a 40% premium for a company and the CEO says no, and then the stock is down over the next three years, he gets executed.4.3×99k1.1k1828
73Dec 17, '24The wealth effect is definitely real. Down 550k in 8 sessions and just rode a non electric citi bike to save 2 bucks4.3×98k1.2k1442
74Feb 12, '25Factors that work in this market4.2×97k1.1k73105
75Jul 9, '25View post on X4.2×97k1.1k2286
76Mar 17, '25Sundar Strikes Again4.1×94k8052947
77Jun 18, '25Nothing makes you realize how meaningless money is past a certain point until you have some health issues4.0×92k1k2869
78Jan 27, '25View post on X3.9×88k1.4k5143
79Oct 6, '25To make equity research fun again, any analysts who are more than +/- 50% away from the current price should be forced to join a 15 minute televised debate3.8×88k1.2k35123
80Mar 10, '25Most bullish thing I've seen this weekend. They don't miss.3.8×86k8045681
81Jun 5, '25The President has just cancelled EV tax credits, which option are you choosing?3.7×85k1.1k4436
82May 3, '25My definition of private credit is when the halal cart is cash only, I just have a card, and he says "Breddah, I trust you. I will see you tomorrow".3.7×85k1.4k4481
83Aug 8, '25View post on X3.3×77k7623478
84Apr 25, '25View post on X3.3×75k6852348
85Apr 13, '25> be me > somehow become secretary of commerce > declare widespread tariffs based on (imbalance / net trade) / 2 formula > markets tank, unprecedented non-economic collapse > presi3.2×74k81238120
86Apr 16, '25Me trading regional banks at the close3.2×72k90422116
87Dec 24, '24Taking the rest of the year off and putting a third into passive indexing next year (megacaps only). On this feed, we say Merry Christmas!3.2×72k737252
88Jun 19, '25"And what percent of the Russell 2000 is dogshit biotech Mr. Cruz?" "I don't know Tucker, a big number" "It's 93% Mr. Cruz, 93%!! How could you be buying $IWM without knowing the n3.0×69k7324536
89Sep 15, '25View post on X2.9×65k1.1k3065
90Mar 7, '25It's over.2.8×65k7581938
91Jun 5, '25View post on X2.4×55k7162639
92Jun 6, '25Hearing Peter Schiff is beginning to like Bitcoin2.2×50k6881712
94Jul 3, '25Fellas, as we wrap up what has been another wonderful market week, it's important to remember life is more than your brokerage account. If you're ahead of the S&P, great, and if yo2.0×45k7352770

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