| 1 | Apr 23, '20 | *alternate headline: “grown man hides in bushes to secretly record a dad and his kids at the park” | 75.3× | 0 | 291k | 42k | 657 |
| 2 | Jan 30, '18 | View post on X | 74.4× | 0 | 200k | 78k | 29 |
| 3 | Oct 10, '20 | i don’t even remember doing this | 65× | 0 | 265k | 26k | 3.6k |
| 4 | Dec 11, '18 | i doubt that bill gates has all that money... | 64.6× | 0 | 230k | 45k | 416 |
| 5 | Nov 24, '19 | gonna tell my kids this was me | 58.8× | 0 | 241k | 26k | 364 |
| 6 | Aug 15, '11 | Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster. | 46.9× | 0 | 134k | 41k | 7.8k |
| 7 | Feb 27, '15 | Forget the dress guys..... What color am I? | 33.2× | 0 | 57k | 52k | 7 |
| 8 | Apr 16, '24 | Fin | 27.5× | 10.2M | 79k | 8.3k | 983 |
| 9 | Jul 9, '15 | Don't agree with the furniture layout but I'm not an interior designer. | 25.7× | 0 | 46k | 39k | 313 |
| 10 | Apr 29, '19 | arya with the mj switch in mid air!!!! | 24.8× | 0 | 91k | 16k | 135 |
| 11 | Nov 19, '19 | !!!! this man had a 50 piece last season. absolutely crazy he’s not on a team | 23.9× | 0 | 90k | 14k | 100 |
| 12 | Jul 31, '17 | honestly, we should do away with championships too. seems dumb to me. participation trophies for everybody. don't @ me | 20.6× | 0 | 58k | 21k | 2 |
| 13 | Aug 2, '25 | Ahh young knees | 20.5× | 7.6M | 202k | 12k | 4.8k |
| 14 | Jan 16, '18 | View post on X | 15.6× | 0 | 47k | 14k | 2 |
| 15 | Jan 30, '18 | View post on X | 14.9× | 0 | 51k | 10k | 3 |
| 16 | Apr 9, '17 | wow russ. give that man the mvp. | 13× | 0 | 32k | 16k | 2 |
| 17 | Jul 1, '16 | the fact that nobody has legally changed their name to "sources" and taken credit for every breaking sports story is insane. | 9.5× | 0 | 22k | 12k | 6 |
| 18 | Apr 3, '18 | divincenzo holding it down for the reddish heads. i see you | 9.1× | 0 | 35k | 5k | 8 |
| 19 | Apr 28, '18 | and are we positive that’s not me?? | 8.4× | 0 | 31k | 5.3k | 43 |
| 20 | Jan 20, '14 | Richard Sherman seems chill... | 8.3× | 0 | 11k | 15k | 0 |
| 21 | Apr 11, '18 | bro it was like 8 years ago.... ohhhhh i get it | 7.8× | 0 | 27k | 5.7k | 12 |
| 22 | Aug 11, '20 | since nothing else has worked let’s try reverse psychology.... DON’T arrest the cops who killed breonna taylor | 7.7× | 0 | 31k | 3.7k | 52 |
| 23 | Sep 9, '19 | i love that someone at the nba had to type the words “ninja-style hardware” and “consistency of size and length” as their job today | 7.4× | 0 | 30k | 3.4k | 43 |
| 24 | Apr 8, '18 | man steven adams is so underrated | 7.3× | 0 | 25k | 5.2k | 10 |
| 25 | Jul 9, '15 | Alright everybody goodnight! | 7.0× | 0 | 14k | 10k | 6 |
| 26 | Feb 12, '19 | nice try @RealDealBeal23 we know you hacked the ref account and tweeted this | 6.8× | 0 | 27k | 3.5k | 21 |
| 27 | Jul 8, '15 | ✈️🚁🚙 | 6.8× | 0 | 10k | 11k | 4 |
| 28 | Jul 12, '19 | “stay ready so you don’t have to get ready” humbled and honored @PardonMyTake @PFTCommenter @BarstoolBigCat @hen_ease | 6.5× | 0 | 26k | 3k | 21 |
| 29 | Mar 6, '13 | Kid Blake: Who are you? Future Blake: you from the future... Don't listen to anything else I've told you just start wearing a cup. | 6.4× | 0 | 6.1k | 13k | 1 |
| 30 | Apr 12, '23 | no contest… congrats malc! | 6.1× | 2.3M | 12k | 689 | 26 |
| 31 | Sep 14, '21 | my favorite press conference moment ever | 5.8× | 0 | 25k | 1.5k | 540 |
| 32 | Jun 3, '19 | got ‘em | 5.7× | 0 | 23k | 2.2k | 135 |
| 33 | Nov 20, '20 | ah yes i’ll never forget my 4th year in the nba and coming back to play for OU vs Creighton. People don’t talk about it enough. Put some respect on my name | 5.4× | 0 | 25k | 946 | 31 |
| 34 | Jul 16, '19 | 🙏🏼🙏🏼❤️ | 5.1× | 0 | 22k | 1.8k | 29 |
| 35 | Jun 24, '15 | My uber driver pulled a sandwich out of the glove box, put it on the dash in the sun to warm up, then offered me some. 5 stars all day. | 4.7× | 0 | 12k | 5.9k | 0 |
| 36 | Mar 13, '20 | back at you. just following suit | 4.6× | 0 | 21k | 897 | 14 |
| 37 | Jul 11, '16 | Congrats to the best power forward to ever play the game. It was truly an honor. Winner above all else. #thankyouTD | 4.5× | 0 | 13k | 4.5k | 2 |
| 38 | Jun 20, '16 | unbelievable series to watch, congrats to cleveland. very well deserved. lebron and kyrie were next level good. | 4.0× | 0 | 11k | 4.4k | 0 |
| 39 | Jul 11, '14 | "You guys don't think he would recognize me if I got season tix again right?!?" -guy who burned lebrons cavs jersey on tv | 4.0× | 0 | 6.4k | 6.7k | 0 |
| 40 | Jun 2, '19 | 👀 | 3.8× | 0 | 15k | 1.3k | 14 |
| 41 | Nov 2, '25 | Nice to see Cade carrying on the longstanding tradition of bilingual pistons players addressing the crowd! Love to see it | 3.8× | 1.4M | 25k | 1.3k | 980 |
| 42 | Aug 2, '14 | Prayers up to @Paul_George24 hate to see that happen to anyone. | 3.6× | 0 | 5.6k | 6.3k | 1 |
| 43 | Feb 1, '18 | my guy, thank you. glad to be here #detroitbasketball | 3.6× | 0 | 14k | 1.8k | 2 |
| 44 | Jan 31, '18 | congrats, @AndreDrummond well deserved!!! | 3.6× | 0 | 14k | 1.8k | 0 |
| 45 | Aug 12, '20 | dame man.... | 3.5× | 0 | 16k | 1k | 10 |
| 46 | Jan 15, '22 | . @JCrossover you’re a trend setter | 3.3× | 0 | 14k | 1.1k | 64 |
| 47 | Jun 6, '14 | They say Father Time is undefeated but Tim Duncan is going toe to toe. Amazing to watch. Much respect. | 3.3× | 0 | 6.2k | 5.1k | 0 |
| 48 | Feb 4, '18 | 👀 unreal @AndreDrummond | 3.3× | 0 | 13k | 1.7k | 0 |
| 49 | Apr 23, '19 | detroit, not how we wanted it to end but i wanted to say thank you for the support all season long. this year was just the beginning for us. we will continue to lay the foundation | 3.3× | 0 | 13k | 1.2k | 14 |
| 50 | Mar 24, '19 | 🗣🗣🗣 third | 3.2× | 0 | 12k | 1.5k | 13 |
| 51 | Dec 15, '16 | the sports world lost a legend today. rest in peace Mr. Craig Sager | 3.2× | 0 | 8.6k | 3.6k | 0 |
| 52 | Sep 19, '18 | @Joeingles7 yeah michigan is cold. needed something to burn in my fireplace | 3.1× | 0 | 12k | 1.6k | 11 |
| 53 | Oct 7, '23 | blakes vs takes. i’m in | 3.0× | 1.1M | 5.3k | 61 | 9 |
| 54 | Jul 27, '18 | breaking news: the @PardonMyTake boys hate America. next weeks special guest @benedictarnold | 2.9× | 0 | 13k | 861 | 23 |
| 55 | Feb 8, '19 | team giannis... let’s gooooko | 2.7× | 0 | 12k | 728 | 4 |
| 56 | Jul 18, '19 | he had no chance... @jimmyfallon | 2.7× | 0 | 11k | 1.2k | 136 |
| 57 | Jan 26, '20 | very few people actually transcend the word “iconic” and you are one of them. you will be missed #8 #24 | 2.7× | 0 | 12k | 1k | 22 |
| 58 | Jul 18, '18 | View post on X | 2.6× | 0 | 9.3k | 1.7k | 11 |
| 59 | Sep 21, '18 | baker!!!!! | 2.6× | 0 | 10k | 1.2k | 3 |
| 60 | Jun 24, '19 | .@paulpierce34 @JalenRose y’all are soft but not NEARLY as soft as @boogiecousins. #softlikeCharmin #charminpartner | 2.5× | 0 | 7.2k | 1.9k | 27 |
| 61 | Oct 12, '19 | boomer | 2.5× | 0 | 9.7k | 1.2k | 26 |
| 62 | Sep 9, '19 | 😏😏😏 | 2.5× | 0 | 8.9k | 1.3k | 132 |
| 63 | Jan 4, '15 | RIP Stuart Scott you inspired many and changed the way people looked at sports... Forever as cool as the other side of the pillow | 2.5× | 0 | 5.1k | 3.6k | 0 |
| 64 | Oct 13, '18 | 🗣 say it louder for the people in the back!!!! | 2.4× | 0 | 9.4k | 1.3k | 1 |
| 65 | Oct 10, '16 | All this heavy breathing seems more locker room-esque than anything #debate | 2.4× | 0 | 6.5k | 2.7k | 0 |
| 66 | Aug 3, '16 | the 80 year old lady paying w/ exact change and coupons behind me in line is pissed bc the credit card chip reader is taking too long | 2.4× | 0 | 7.8k | 2k | 1 |
| 67 | Apr 25, '19 | @PardonMyTake feel like hank is my biggest hater for boat. “almost too hard” hurts to hear. next question... | 2.3× | 0 | 11k | 268 | 8 |
| 68 | Aug 11, '17 | New Wave uniform, ready to go Clipper Nation | 2.3× | 0 | 7.1k | 1.7k | 3 |
| 69 | Aug 11, '14 | RIP to the legend, Robin Williams. Thank you for the many laughs. | 2.2× | 0 | 4.5k | 3.3k | 0 |
| 70 | Jul 27, '22 | king me. #tails #boty #3 @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter @PardonMyTake | 2.2× | 0 | 9.9k | 393 | 13 |
| 71 | Jul 8, '15 | Cool shot of me landing back on the mainland today. | 2.0× | 0 | 5.3k | 2.3k | 1 |
| 72 | Feb 14, '16 | Gotta be one the best dunk contests of all time. Hats off to @double0ag @ZachLaVine | 1.9× | 0 | 4.4k | 2.5k | 0 |
| 73 | Jun 24, '19 | .hey @boogiecousins unlike @paulpierce34 i score number two’s in the basket and not on the court. #softlikeCharmin #charminpartner | 1.9× | 0 | 6.3k | 1.3k | 17 |
| 74 | Jun 6, '20 | i think the least @nflcommish and @drewbrees could do is make the saints sign @Kaepernick7 🤷🏽♂️ | 1.9× | 0 | 7k | 777 | 5 |
| 75 | Aug 3, '18 | View post on X | 1.8× | 0 | 6k | 1.2k | 4 |
| 76 | Aug 14, '18 | ...@NBA2K @Ronnie2K #NBA2K19 | 1.8× | 0 | 6.3k | 684 | 3 |
| 77 | Oct 24, '16 | they should have just had both kickers do a soccer-style shootout for the win | 1.7× | 0 | 4.2k | 1.9k | 0 |
| 78 | Oct 31, '25 | This may be too hot of a take for some of you but this Wemby guy is good | 1.7× | 623k | 19k | 800 | 168 |
| 79 | May 15, '19 | @BarstoolBigCat @PardonMyTake | 1.6× | 0 | 7.9k | 109 | 2 |
| 80 | Nov 29, '15 | ⭕️🙌🏽 | 1.6× | 0 | 3.8k | 2k | 0 |
| 81 | Jan 27, '18 | prayers up to @boogiecousins. hate to see that happen. come back stronger and better. | 1.6× | 0 | 6.1k | 844 | 1 |
| 82 | Nov 5, '20 | i really appreciate your confidence in me man but i don’t think i can play qb | 1.5× | 0 | 6.6k | 330 | 7 |
| 83 | Jul 30, '19 | if you chose “like glue” then it’s all good | 1.5× | 0 | 6.3k | 457 | 13 |
| 84 | Jun 24, '16 | Congrats to @buddyhield the Pelicans got a good one. | 1.4× | 0 | 4k | 1.6k | 0 |
| 85 | Aug 3, '22 | @RealEricWeiler @PardonMyTake @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter dope complaint. you should win blake of the year next year and have him do it | 1.4× | 0 | 7k | 69 | 3 |
| 86 | Aug 3, '17 | been dunkin' since the playground days | 1.4× | 0 | 4.5k | 1.1k | 7 |
| 87 | Feb 10, '15 | Thanks for all the messages! Surgery went well. If you need me I'll be setting a record for most consecutive @Netflix minutes watched. | 1.3× | 0 | 3.5k | 1.4k | 0 |
| 88 | Dec 4, '18 | @iAmSJ you look like whoopi goldberg | 1.2× | 0 | 5.1k | 498 | 10 |
| 89 | May 20, '17 | nice try, guy who just got fired from a shampoo company | 1.1× | 0 | 3.8k | 876 | 3 |
| 90 | Mar 26, '19 | get well soon big fella @bosnianbeast27 | 1.1× | 0 | 4.4k | 518 | 0 |
| 91 | Feb 2, '18 | thanks, fam! | 1.1× | 0 | 4.7k | 265 | 0 |
| 92 | Sep 23, '18 | 🐅 | 1.0× | 0 | 4.4k | 392 | 1 |
| 93 | Oct 7, '23 | Boo. Mer. | 1.0× | 371k | 4.9k | 389 | 13 |
| 94 | Apr 13, '18 | congrats @_ajawilson22 !!!! aces got a great one | 1.0× | 0 | 4k | 462 | 11 |
| 95 | Jun 6, '17 | fun to watch @ou_softball compete like that. one more but maybe less innings next time | 1.0× | 0 | 3.5k | 635 | 0 |
| 96 | Feb 27, '18 | ready to blast off. 3.1.18 | 0.9× | 0 | 3.6k | 398 | 2 |
| 97 | Jul 14, '20 | you asked for it, you got it. all proceeds go to charity #boty | 0.9× | 0 | 3.9k | 153 | 12 |
| 98 | Sep 14, '21 | rip norm mcdonald. one of my first comedy hero’s. every single time i saw him, whether in person or on tv he always surpassed any expectations of how immensely funny he was. truly | 0.9× | 0 | 3.9k | 155 | 11 |
| 99 | Oct 31, '25 | @topfloorchillin 1000% - might not have gone my way but definitely would have tried | 0.2× | 62k | 4k | 66 | 19 |
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