The Bitcoin Comedy

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Bitcoin Educator and Author since 2013 | #1 Best Seller Bitcoin and Black America 📚 | The Bitcoin Comedy Trilogy coming soon....

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1Nov 8, '25View post on X626×16.5M121k4.8k4.9k
2Apr 26, '24Man who did this 😂254×6.7M17k1.8k1.9k
3Jul 23, '23Dr. Umar can go to hell239×6.3M37k6.2k2.9k
4Jul 15, '23Derrick Rose ran past me so fast I went home and started applying for academic scholarships225×5.9M37k4.2k712
5May 5, '24Kendrick to Drake:182×4.8M7.9k8131.6k
6May 9, '24View post on X131×3.4M39k6.4k1.4k
7May 5, '24Kendrick was doing jail workouts fully clothed in the park listening to 70s R&B There are just some people you gotta leave alone man Drake would know this if he grew up around 116×3.1M80k8.6k4k
8Jul 22, '23Women have a natural 28-day cycle that requires rest, community involvement, family and nurturing Your body isn’t even built to work like a man but they convinced y’all to work 40 67.5×1.8M12k2k1.5k
9Feb 27, '24Mexican women cook and clean even if their husband sells oranges on the side of the road Femininity is not a switch you turn on and off 😂53×1.4M8.3k2k1.5k
10Mar 20, '24Lmao I used to work construction with an all Mexican crew for $12/hr. Every single one of them were married37.3×985k9.2k1.5k793
11May 2, '24Imagine if you had a homeboy who Painted his nails 37 dating 18yr olds Did blackface Changes accents when he talks Dirty Mack’s with girls Doesn’t take care of his kid Got a BBL Yo32.6×861k15k1.9k1.5k
12May 6, '24The Heart Part 6 made me go play Not Like Us again21.5×568k23k2.3k243
13Mar 22, '24A story in 4-parts 😎16.9×447k3k408355
14Nov 14, '25Melyssa Ford had one of the best ho phases of all time Now she is 50 yrs old, unmarried, no kids and on a podcast complaining about men Lesson in there16.6×439k7.5k1.1k1k
15May 2, '24I will give people a couple weeks to realize Kendrick dropped a top-10 diss track of all time15.9×421k12k909259
16May 5, '24Kendrick went from To Pimp a Butterfly to To Catch a Predator 😂😂😂😂15.3×404k12k2.4k343
17Sep 10, '21“What do you say to someone watching who is still a little bit leery about #Bitcoin?” My response:13.6×011k2.8k508
18Oct 8, '23All this yelling for nothing. Fly y’all ass over to the Middle East so a Palestinian can call you a nigga and bring you back to reality 😂11×292k1.9k38567
19Oct 9, '23Taylor Swift’s success is even more baffling than Jordan Peterson 😂 She can’t sing, can’t dance and has mediocre looks at best What is wrong with people?10.4×275k1.5k13171
20Dec 18, '23I was taught being rejected because of race isn’t an excuse. Pull yourself up by your own bootstraps9.0×237k2.1k496102
21Nov 11, '22Look up the religious affiliation of everyone involved in the FTX collapse Kanye was right8.4×07.8k1.2k411
22Apr 7, '23Lmaoooo get this 1963 cadence the fuck out of here My man watched a few hours of MLK on YouTube, copied his style, grew a fro and now he thinks he is fighting for freedom The Democ7.8×206k1.5k17860
23Apr 7, '23I still can’t believe they got Bushido Brown on stage cosplaying MLK, rhyming like Al Sharpton fighting AGAINST gun rights after a transgender killed 6 people. NONE OF THIS HAS ANY6.7×178k1.2k28833
24Mar 18, '23Ja Morant is a perfect case study of how powerful music is on a young brain A two parent household, loving family and NBA future means nothing when they consume HOURS of low vibrat5.8×153k1.2k24488
25Feb 16, '21How does BTC help people? Helped a single mother buy 2 #Bitcoin in 2019 Sent her the $50K price ticker and she cried on the phone because nobody in her family ever made 6 figures S5.4×06.3k63548
26Feb 19, '21“#Bitcoin is for white people” Media got y’all brainwashed 😂😂5.4×05.2k1k132
28Nov 11, '22FTX and SBF BREAKDOWN (Thread) MIT: - Glenn Ellison, Dept. Head of Economics - Gary Gensler, SEC Head and former Prof. of Economics Family: - Caroline Ellison, CEO of Alameda, daug4.8×03.2k1.1k517
29Oct 7, '23Jordan Peterson is a fraud Anybody cheering for war is a fraud. He is not inspirational, talks in circles and only appeals to soft ass men with no father He can’t even keep it toge4.6×122k1.1k11025
30Sep 12, '21I remember having $300 cash on me in 2014 heading to buy an ounce of weed Decided to buy an eighth instead and bought 1 BTC with the rest. That same #Bitcoin is what I gifted my da4.5×05.8k32439
32Sep 30, '20In 2014 I had 5 figures in Bitcoin but had $12 in my bank account and refused to sell I struggled on purpose and became a real HODLer Don’t ever tell me I was “lucky”4.3×05k42853
33Jun 8, '21Man get this soft ass shit out of here4.2×04.9k50549
35Nov 11, '22Just got fired from Coindesk. Thanks to Jordan, Mel, Nicole, Denise, Sienna, JoAnn and especially Nolan for the opportunity. You all know I don’t hate anybody but you have to keep 3.7×03.5k459120
36Mar 14, '21“You got lucky” 😂 One year ago:3.7×03.8k62998
37Sep 14, '21Hilarious 😂3.5×04k49724
38Dec 6, '19My girl straight up told me, “i know you don’t want to have sex with just me for the next 50 years. Just don’t pop up with a baby or have any of them call my phone and we are good”3.5×01.9k521166
40Mar 28, '21Last night I made the best decision in my life Made Dr. Maxwell my fiancée 💍3.0×03.8k11616
42Feb 23, '24My fellow black people… You don’t have to go back to Africa Come back home to the South and build in the rural areas 100 black people making 6 figures in remote work could take ove2.9×75k1.1k231126
43Dec 9, '21Been in LA for 5 min, tried to grab a seat at the bar and they asked for my papers I might go back to Miami tonight lol this shit sucks San Diego was dope though 🔥2.8×03.7k13617
44Jan 23, '20Paid my girls rent for a few months so she can be comfortable starting her business ( she will be accepting crypto!) This is what a real partnership looks like. We got each other �2.7×02.7k41139
45Jul 20, '21I retired my fiancee and life has been smooth ever since She is working on a hobby/side business but the stress of “work” and dumb ass coworkers is gone so everything in the house 2.6×02.8k29859
46Oct 9, '22“Get Ya Booty to the Poll” “Back that Vax Up” “No Voting, No Vucking” “If you don’t vote for me you ain’t black” “I keep hot sauce in my bag” How much more disrespect can you peopl2.6×02k70966
47Nov 7, '21This is wild!!! Tried to share it on IG and look at the message lol We really are living in 1984. 😞2.5×02k555214
49Nov 10, '21You can’t make this stuff up 😂2.4×01.9k73678
50Jan 13, '21My favorite clips of the CNBC interview (pt.1)2.3×02.1k358129
51Nov 19, '21Man who cares about Kyle, what is going on with Ghislaine Maxwell trial 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔2.3×02.3k45610
52Mar 29, '21Bro find your purpose, find a wife and start a family Best ROI in the world2.2×02.4k34338
53Jun 7, '20Man what in the fuck is this 😂😂2.2×02k34950
54Dec 8, '21It really just hit me that I was selling #Bitcoin and Black America books out of the trunk of my car and in 2 years made it to Top 50 in the world I might shed a tear bro, I work s2.2×02.7k13516
55Dec 28, '19Rich dudes i work with are buying as much Bitcoin as possible at these prices Brokest dudes i know are buying weed, bottles at the club, shoes and telling me they can’t “afford” Bi2.1×02k35437
56Oct 18, '22A man said something that certain demographics don’t like and he got banned from: FB Instagram Twitter YouTube Stripe Uber Discord AirBNB Bank Accounts If this doesn’t scare you th2.1×01.9k36027
57Nov 13, '21Gentrification is hilarious because businesses will have you sipping $8 espressos in a refurbished crack house2.0×01.9k48728
58Jan 14, '21Starting in February 2021, I will be the host of “Community Crypto” a new show on @Coindesk TV, the biggest platform for crypto news in the world. We highlight #Bitcoin + Blockchai1.9×02.1k19924
59Jul 2, '21Master P already completed the hood nigga triathlon Sold drugs Became a rap star Played in the NBA Now he has Romeo doing million dollar business deals and his other son just becam1.9×01.8k41138
60Sep 10, '21Thanks for the shoutout @DocumentingBTC 🔥🔥🔥1.9×02.1k26080
61Aug 9, '20If you never put the ball in your shirt and swung it around like Hot Sauce you missed a golden era1.9×01.5k58425
62Jan 12, '21Interview w/ @CNBC today. Thanks for the support ✊🏾🇺🇸1.9×01.9k31244
63Jul 13, '21Yesterday I asked the kids who has a bank account About half raised their hands Then I said how many of you walked in the bank yourself without a parent 0 hands The next 15 minutes1.8×02.1k24818
64Feb 28, '21Did shrooms With my wife Saw a vision Came up with a billion dollar idea Manifesting under a full moon I love my life1.8×02.2k10147
65Apr 24, '21Thinking about buying an old church in Charlotte and turning it into a #Bitcoin embassy1.8×02.2k9814
66Jun 17, '21Wow this is hilarious 😂 Perfectly executed rug pull on $TITAN occurred today $60 to $2 in a matter of hours They even got @mcuban who is a billionaire and has all the resources fo1.8×01.7k21544
67May 30, '20Look what my boy spotted at the protest in downtown Raleigh 🔥🔥 #BitcoinAndBlackAmerica #Bitcoin1.8×01.6k33686
68Dec 13, '22Quick reminder that everything is fake and made up 😂1.6×01.4k47924
69Feb 4, '21#Bitcoin vs #Dogecoin If I put $1 in BTC and we go to $1Mil that’s $27 $1 in Doge instead? For Doge to make you that same $27 : Price = $1.35 Market Cap = $172 Billion That’s a hig1.6×01.6k21834
70Jun 2, '20I’ve seen a lot of people tweet, “how can i help the black community” Money. That’s it. Anything else is just talk. Don’t throw it away on some bullshit because of guilt. Actually 1.6×01.6k29120
71Dec 12, '21One day people will understand that #Bitcoin gives you your time back Ask any rich person what’s more important money or time and it’s time almost 100% of the time You have the opp1.5×01.3k31762
72May 27, '20When i get married i don’t want a wedding ring, i want my girl to put a Cuban chain on my neck like i just signed to Roc-A-Fella1.5×01.1k41425
73Jun 13, '20As a black person, if you try to hand me 10 pity dollars we boxing1.5×01.6k16417
74Feb 24, '22How long until they trot out that little Swedish girl to lecture us on how #Bitcoin is bad for the environment1.5×01.8k1062
75Nov 12, '21$8 GAS???? That’s I Am Legend prices1.5×01.5k1458
76Jan 6, '21For Black people who saw Capitol Hill get stormed and stated we would be met with violence. You are right. Buy Bitcoin and stay at home, it’s the best form of peaceful protest 👍🏾1.5×01.7k1686
77Jan 31, '22I have seen no less than 10 articles from white liberals telling people how black people are NOT involved in #Bitcoin Let’s do a little history… Arthur Hayes - CEO, Bitmex one of t1.4×01.2k23892
78Mar 25, '21It’s always funny to see people say Bitcoiners are a bunch of nerdy white dudes Then I introduce myself and others who have been around almost a decade and that theory goes bye bye1.4×01.7k15310
79Dec 29, '21#Miami has no state tax, amazing weather, a #Bitcoin mayor, a new wave of VCs and startups, access to the Caribbean, dozens of cultures food, no forced jabs, favorable gun laws and1.4×01.5k13127
80Mar 9, '22If you say “CBDC” in the mirror 5 times Klaus Schwab appears1.3×01.5k1696
81May 27, '21😂😂😂😂😂1.3×01.3k24411
82Oct 10, '22Dropping my new t-shirts 🔥1.3×01.5k12921
83Jun 5, '20The Dallas Mavericks Are Now Accepting Bitcoin1.3×01.3k2615
84Nov 7, '21Decades of fast food, low vibrational music (440 Hz), Hollywood programming, social media, the calcification of our pineal glands due to fluoride, disregard for the spiritual world1.3×01.3k19777
85Feb 9, '22Russia using #Bitcoin will be seen as a threat to the US The articles in the next few months will try to portray Bitcoiners as terrorists and a threat to national security “Anyone 1.3×01.3k15611
86Jan 27, '21This man gets it 🔥🔥1.3×01.3k23625
87Sep 29, '21How it started How it’s going1.2×01.4k14713
88Nov 12, '20The Black community could erase 400 years of economic oppression in 40 years with #Bitcoin1.2×01.3k14310
89Aug 19, '19My girl got a doctorate, a 800 credit score and can twerk. I’m out the game Wedding in 2021 most likely 😭😭😭😭1.2×01.4k14616
90Oct 7, '21Twenty years ago if somebody told you that a country was using volcanoes to create money and another country was planning to use waterfalls to do the same you would think I was cra1.2×01.2k22214
91Aug 10, '21Stop listening to these people lol1.2×01.3k16521
92Nov 15, '22I think I know too much Years of reading and studying led me to finding the truth about the world This is a spiritual battle. I wish I could tell everyone more.1.1×01.1k16840
93Dec 5, '21Hanging out at Michael Saylor’s house and seeing what’s possible just gave me so much motivation I have so much more work to do1.1×01.5k457
94Jan 21, '21One less eighth of weed + one time not eating out = $100 week You are not too poor to invest, you are not disciplined #Bitcoin1.1×01.1k14910
95May 28, '20I’m about to be a #GirlDad in October I love her already 🙏🏾❤️1.0×01.3k201
96Jun 17, '21Can’t wait for #Bitcoin to explode to $100K in July on news that Apple is adding #Bitcoin to their balance sheet But really it will mask the fact that millionaires and billionaires1.0×01.2k989
97Jun 3, '21Loving the Miami life, so much energy in the city 😎🌴1.0×01.3k347
98Jan 19, '21#Tesla Energy 🔋 + #Bitcoin Mining 🤝1.0×01.2k10610
99Oct 22, '20The #BitcoinBaby is here 🔥 One day old and worth 5 figures 🚀 #Bitcoin1.0×01.2k362
100Jan 13, '21The way I was treated by older and richer people when I tried to teach #Bitcoin in 2014-2016 made me vow to never discount a young, hungry person ever again They might have the key0.9×01.2k818
101Oct 12The Bitcoin Comedy Comic Book Fundraiser is now LIVE!!! Thanks to the team at @fundmycomic 😎0.0×1k640

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