| 1 | Apr 9, '23 | Pete Davidson has the option to do the funniest thing possible | 30.8× | 9.7M | 115k | 7.8k | 1.6k |
| 2 | Jun 8, '24 | she pissed me off today | 28.6× | 9M | 361k | 31k | 13k |
| 3 | Feb 17, '25 | this guy will not leave me alone | 25.3× | 8M | 292k | 13k | 10k |
| 4 | Jan 24, '23 | if I was a priest I wouldn’t even be telling people I went to hell I would just keep that to myself that’s so embarrassing | 24× | 7.5M | 216k | 23k | 2.4k |
| 5 | Apr 11, '23 | Millie Bobby Brown got engaged and everyone’s saying she’s 19, but I thought she was Eleven | 19.1× | 6M | 91k | 6.6k | 1.4k |
| 6 | Aug 2, '21 | Stranger Things better release that damn season cause half those kids turn 39 next year | 15.9× | 0 | 450k | 53k | 2.5k |
| 7 | Jun 14, '23 | alex from target was on ellen just twiddling his thumbs bro didn’t know why he was there, what to do, one day he was working at target and the next day he was on the blonde lesbian | 14.4× | 4.5M | 81k | 2.5k | 1.4k |
| 8 | Dec 5, '23 | too self aware for foreplay i’m so sorry… take that nurse costume off i know you didn’t go to med school | 13.9× | 4.4M | 128k | 11k | 5.7k |
| 9 | Mar 11, '24 | stop giving Poor Things these damn awards cause now my grandma wanna watch it | 11.9× | 3.7M | 88k | 3.7k | 2.2k |
| 10 | Jun 8, '23 | so everything is woke now and we’re supposed to be ok with that | 10.6× | 3.3M | 70k | 6k | 954 |
| 11 | Apr 27, '23 | in the original Little Mermaid, Flounder was meatier. if you saw him on someone’s plate on a restaurant you’d go “i’ll have THAT.” This new one does not look appetizing and could n | 10.6× | 3.3M | 67k | 5.3k | 925 |
| 12 | Dec 15, '23 | this boycott shit easy fuck starbucks | 9.7× | 3.1M | 155k | 9.3k | 2.5k |
| 13 | Nov 19, '23 | Barry is Short and Jacob’s hand is big as hell that tap on the ass probably sounded like a microwave being slammed shut | 8.9× | 2.8M | 32k | 1.2k | 1.4k |
| 14 | Apr 4, '25 | the great depression had Shirley Temple to raise america’s spirits and reassure everyone that brighter days were ahead. and we have that too. we have The Rizzler | 8.7× | 2.7M | 152k | 12k | 4.4k |
| 15 | May 8, '23 | This makes me think about the girl that died during the Manchester bombing and how her account has become a memorial for her friends | 8.6× | 2.7M | 32k | 1.9k | 627 |
| 16 | Nov 1, '23 | after that video of the students at Brigham Young University being like “well i’d rather watch my relative die than hit a vape” i started reading the book of mormon to figure out w | 8.3× | 2.6M | 45k | 1.5k | 3.4k |
| 17 | Feb 25, '22 | hate on Frozen all you want but when Hans pulled back and said “oh anna. If only there was someone that loved you” I was GAGGED | 8.2× | 0 | 239k | 22k | 3.6k |
| 18 | Nov 17, '21 | Imaging dating Spider-Man and he doesn’t even tell you. You just have to find out on your own cause one night you go to bed and the next day Green Goblin in the corner of your ceil | 7.6× | 0 | 220k | 22k | 2.9k |
| 19 | Jan 27, '25 | Marlon Brando was really for the people cause he would fuck ugly guys too | 7.6× | 2.4M | 51k | 1.8k | 3.3k |
| 20 | Jan 16, '25 | if you’re strapped for cash you should go on Truth Social and say you were at January 6th but you don’t have the money to travel for the inauguration and that you’re heartbroken yo | 7.6× | 2.4M | 94k | 2.7k | 3.7k |
| 21 | Apr 28, '23 | girl who just found out hitting curbs is really really really really really bad for your car | 7.5× | 2.4M | 51k | 2.7k | 749 |
| 22 | Mar 16, '23 | Caillou’s parents after he threw a tantrum about not going to the circus | 7.4× | 2.3M | 52k | 5.7k | 648 |
| 23 | Feb 17, '25 | happy birthday | 7.3× | 2.3M | 101k | 7.6k | 2.7k |
| 24 | Mar 8, '24 | does AMC check your bags cause i got a cheesecake in this bitch today | 7.3× | 2.3M | 79k | 1.8k | 1.3k |
| 25 | May 21, '23 | my old debit card | 7.3× | 2.3M | 41k | 2.5k | 784 |
| 26 | Oct 29, '24 | teachers are so brave i just thought about having to teach someone long division from scratch and threw up | 7.0× | 2.2M | 152k | 8.2k | 2.5k |
| 27 | Aug 21, '23 | i get really scared when Akinator asks that one really specific question | 7.0× | 2.2M | 55k | 3k | 960 |
| 28 | Jun 27, '21 | when a cat is Orange, that can be a very special thing | 6.9× | 0 | 192k | 21k | 1.7k |
| 29 | Dec 9, '24 | Dave Franco pick up the phone | 6.7× | 2.1M | 87k | 7.5k | 1.5k |
| 30 | May 22, '21 | welcome to 1984 | 6.7× | 0 | 221k | 6.4k | 1.5k |
| 31 | Nov 6, '24 | nothing left to do but shoplift from Sephora | 6.4× | 2M | 91k | 7k | 1.4k |
| 32 | Feb 3, '23 | there are people on tiktok trying to emulate the early 2010s and yet i have seen no duck tape wallets | 6.1× | 1.9M | 57k | 3.1k | 656 |
| 33 | Jun 30, '23 | Augustus Gloop said “you put the killing thing right between your teeth but you don’t give it the power to do it’s killing” but he died anyway so what was that about | 6.0× | 1.9M | 45k | 3.3k | 1k |
| 34 | Sep 28, '23 | every episode of austin and ally Austin: guys I’m opening for Ed Sheeran’s tour! Ally: I’m happy for you 😄 but nervous 😩 where’s my Zoloft Dez: Just found out how to milk a monke | 5.9× | 1.8M | 43k | 2.9k | 1.2k |
| 35 | Jan 20, '22 | Instead of making the Green M&M less sexy, they should’ve made them ALL sluttier | 5.9× | 0 | 173k | 17k | 1.2k |
| 36 | Apr 6, '22 | I’m actually in tears how does a cat have a receding hairline | 5.8× | 0 | 171k | 15k | 2k |
| 37 | Jul 12, '23 | is Timothee Chalamet’s Wonka movie going to include the scene where influencers were invited to the factory on a brand trip | 5.7× | 1.8M | 51k | 2.6k | 375 |
| 38 | Jan 17, '23 | “you might like” and it’s the most vile tweet you’ve ever laid eyes on | 5.6× | 1.8M | 68k | 6.3k | 495 |
| 39 | May 8, '25 | yoooo we got a Pope that’s been to WalMart now | 5.5× | 1.7M | 83k | 4.7k | 1.2k |
| 40 | Apr 19, '23 | love the short description of “skirt” from what was clearly a sexy Spongebob halloween costume. no notes. | 5.5× | 1.7M | 50k | 1.6k | 560 |
| 41 | Jul 14, '23 | $2.59 for one single mcdonald’s hashbrown i’m gonna stomp on Grimace until he turns into wine. | 5.4× | 1.7M | 57k | 4.1k | 401 |
| 42 | Jul 10, '24 | apple needs to start giving headphones for free again because if i have to hear that “oh no no no” tiktok audio out loud on the train again im gonna start tying people to the train | 5.3× | 1.7M | 119k | 6.2k | 1.5k |
| 43 | Jun 12, '24 | they hid my likes… but they cannot hide my love ❤️ | 5.3× | 1.7M | 49k | 9.9k | 935 |
| 44 | Apr 4, '22 | A miracle happens on stage and you’re calling her a liar | 5.1× | 0 | 153k | 12k | 2.7k |
| 45 | May 20, '23 | just loooove it when a cat that looks like it’s wearing socks is named Socks. very straightforward, never gets old, always has that Jeni Se Qkwuouagh | 5.1× | 1.6M | 51k | 4.4k | 847 |
| 46 | Mar 17, '24 | 34 year old millennial on here with no idea how old Gen Z actually is: idk if Gen Z knew this… but Tiger Woods cheated on his wife | 4.9× | 1.5M | 31k | 1.5k | 888 |
| 47 | Sep 14, '23 | i should have died that day | 4.9× | 1.5M | 88k | 7.3k | 1.3k |
| 48 | May 21, '23 | found this 8 thousand dollar couch on a curb | 4.7× | 1.5M | 48k | 1.9k | 526 |
| 49 | Jul 30, '21 | What genre of dog is this | 4.5× | 0 | 135k | 7.6k | 2k |
| 50 | Aug 25, '21 | Elon Musk ugly ass making robots instead of the microwave from Spy Kids. Girl fuck you. | 4.4× | 0 | 115k | 19k | 947 |
| 51 | Sep 14, '21 | “no one followed the fucking theme so guess what! We’re gonna do this shit again and again and again until y’all learn how to follow directions.” | 4.4× | 0 | 130k | 11k | 1k |
| 52 | Sep 18, '21 | a pet is really just a little guy in your house who is Awesome | 4.3× | 0 | 116k | 17k | 846 |
| 53 | Jun 2, '23 | what the hell | 4.2× | 1.3M | 36k | 3.6k | 798 |
| 54 | Jul 3, '23 | i wrote them into my will they’re each gonna get $600 when i die | 4.1× | 1.3M | 41k | 4.3k | 831 |
| 55 | Aug 24, '22 | if i was in my little pony and i didn’t like my cutie mark i would actually blow up the whole town | 4.0× | 0 | 111k | 14k | 2.2k |
| 56 | Oct 4, '22 | you know it’s serious cause they made the little one grow facial hair | 3.9× | 0 | 123k | 5.6k | 1.8k |
| 57 | Nov 30, '23 | jimmy carter lost his girl and his biggest opp in the same week | 3.9× | 1.2M | 30k | 2.2k | 743 |
| 58 | Oct 16, '24 | oh my god i’m so sorry if you found out from bigfatmoosepssy | 3.7× | 1.1M | 59k | 1.4k | 800 |
| 59 | Dec 22, '21 | “Gatekeeping Andrew Garfield” baby 😭 hes made out with the entirety of New York. He’s public domain. | 3.6× | 0 | 110k | 7.1k | 1.6k |
| 60 | Apr 11, '25 | (hbo) max and tubi …. tubi and max | 3.6× | 1.1M | 67k | 4.7k | 1.6k |
| 61 | Dec 17, '22 | does the boy from the 1975 ever do any singing or is he just on a make out world tour | 3.5× | 1.1M | 40k | 2.4k | 390 |
| 62 | Aug 25, '23 | temperature dipped below 75 today | 3.4× | 1.1M | 30k | 1.5k | 964 |
| 63 | Aug 11, '22 | the whole “my parent put me into the spotlight because they wanted the spotlight and they live vicariously through me” isn’t new, but with Jeannette McCurdy’s book releasing i also | 3.3× | 0 | 96k | 7.9k | 2k |
| 64 | Apr 2, '21 | I know that pizza was good as hell | 3.3× | 0 | 96k | 9.2k | 716 |
| 65 | Nov 21, '22 | a second monkey has fallen off the bed | 3.2× | 0 | 94k | 9.7k | 1.2k |
| 66 | Feb 8, '21 | imagine trying to explain this to a pilgrim | 3.2× | 0 | 96k | 7.2k | 1.6k |
| 67 | Jul 20, '22 | please stop thinking you’re old please enjoy your youth | 3.2× | 0 | 83k | 12k | 1.7k |
| 68 | Mar 13, '24 | imagine your brother gives you his house when he goes to college and he’s like “all u gotta do is take care of the dog” but then you go there and all his furniture talks and The Do | 3.2× | 990k | 44k | 3.8k | 1.7k |
| 69 | Apr 19, '21 | life gets so much better when you start watching bad movies without a critical lense | 3.1× | 0 | 88k | 8.3k | 1.2k |
| 70 | Sep 20, '22 | i didn’t even know Avril Lavigne had a wife why she she cheat on her | 3.1× | 0 | 94k | 6.1k | 996 |
| 71 | Feb 12, '25 | new cover letter | 3.0× | 955k | 44k | 3.2k | 1k |
| 72 | Nov 14, '24 | U let the guy whose family is literally cursed lead the department of health | 3.0× | 943k | 62k | 3.7k | 974 |
| 73 | Jan 21, '23 | fee fi fo fum is actually one of the funniest things in the english language | 3.0× | 938k | 33k | 1.9k | 641 |
| 74 | Feb 17, '21 | @erinmartina @emokendallroy When God sings with his creations, will a turtle not be part of the choir? | 3.0× | 0 | 61k | 9.1k | 12k |
| 75 | Apr 1, '22 | I used to run this game like the navy | 3.0× | 0 | 80k | 10k | 1k |
| 76 | Nov 21, '24 | got so emotional thinking about the toy story aliens… they have each other | 2.9× | 911k | 42k | 3.9k | 861 |
| 77 | Jun 11, '23 | this is what it feels like when instagram dm’s someone the picture you tagged them in | 2.9× | 897k | 31k | 2k | 341 |
| 78 | Feb 8, '23 | if jesus was a carpenter that makes sabrina a nepo baby | 2.8× | 883k | 35k | 2.5k | 490 |
| 79 | Nov 20, '21 | Andrew Garfield was a great Spider-Man because I Like His Face | 2.8× | 0 | 78k | 9.1k | 851 |
| 80 | Aug 23, '21 | My cousin is obsessed with One Punch Man and he’s telling me about his character who is One Punch Man’s sidekick and I asked him if he’s ever seen it cause, it’s adult swim and he’ | 2.8× | 0 | 84k | 5.9k | 1.3k |
| 81 | Aug 14, '22 | View post on X | 2.5× | 0 | 78k | 4.5k | 1.1k |
| 82 | Nov 2, '21 | JFK and Jackie met cause he was eating sheet metal alone and asked her if she wanted some | 2.3× | 0 | 62k | 6k | 1.9k |
| 83 | Feb 18, '22 | love the implication that Zendaya is her last name | 2.2× | 0 | 72k | 2.1k | 490 |
| 84 | Jun 13, '21 | ppl are mad Billie called her fans embarrassing and personally? I think people should do it more. | 2.1× | 0 | 63k | 3.9k | 794 |
| 85 | Jan 14, '22 | German exchange student at Euphoria High School like “öh no… est eine blüntensmöken and das Heröin… noooooo” | 2.0× | 0 | 59k | 4.7k | 1.1k |
| 86 | Apr 20, '21 | a former cop? In jail? Oh those inmates gon eat him alive | 1.7× | 0 | 48k | 5.2k | 1.7k |
| 87 | May 24, '21 | Taika Waititi is the modern version of one of those slutty Greek Gods that just walked around in a robe and flirted with everyone | 1.7× | 0 | 48k | 4.7k | 846 |
| 88 | Sep 10, '25 | lowkey didn’t even know we had that much blood in our bodies | 1.5× | 481k | 32k | 610 | 736 |
| 89 | Dec 11, '22 | my cousins aren’t allowed social media so they’ve been using pinterest like instagram and my cousin is showing me fight videos in a board he has saved called “fights!!!!!!” | 1.5× | 0 | 48k | 2.2k | 794 |
| 90 | Sep 9, '21 | the more I think about it, the more I realize it was absolutely INSANE that High School Musical got big enough for the third one to be in theaters. | 1.5× | 0 | 43k | 2.9k | 545 |
| 91 | Sep 12, '21 | them kids over on Minecraft Twitter try to make ADHD sound like I’m a Make a Wish kid | 1.5× | 0 | 43k | 3.4k | 843 |
| 92 | Oct 11, '22 | i’m so nosy about Donda Academy like is Kanye the school principal | 1.5× | 0 | 47k | 2k | 561 |
| 93 | Aug 29, '22 | i wanna go to jury duty so bad i wanna be in somebody’s business imagine getting selected for Mandatory Nosy Day with like 9 other people | 1.5× | 0 | 42k | 3.9k | 518 |
| 94 | Dec 4, '20 | remember when he said this cause people compared his wife to the lady from The Bee Movie | 1.4× | 0 | 43k | 2.5k | 647 |
| 95 | Jun 26, '22 | Bloopers and bonus features are going extinct and should be federally protected like bats and pandas | 1.4× | 0 | 39k | 4.8k | 415 |
| 96 | Jul 16, '22 | View post on X | 1.4× | 0 | 39k | 3.6k | 1.1k |
| 97 | Jan 7, '22 | I don’t even have ADHD anymore cause y’all made it corny. I got like, Attention Nonhaver Disease | 1.3× | 0 | 39k | 3k | 549 |
| 98 | Jul 5, '22 | View post on X | 1.2× | 0 | 34k | 3.4k | 623 |
| 99 | Jan 22, '22 | aw they dance like Charlie Brown characters | 0.9× | 0 | 29k | 1.4k | 312 |
| 100 | Aug 26, '21 | I’m like Spider-Man cause people go to church and pray I die | 0.2× | 0 | 4.9k | 1k | 526 |
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