| 1 | Jul 23, '24 | Correct tutorial on how to drink an Aussie Jawsie | 118× | 13.1M | 164k | 14k | 16k |
| 2 | Oct 26, '25 | If you’re an up and coming female content creator with a small, but growing audience and a much larger and successful male content creator approaches you out of no where and shower | 69.6× | 7.7M | 54k | 3.4k | 3.9k |
| 3 | Aug 8, '25 | If this happened to me the anime could not be publicly broadcasted 🥀 | 59.7× | 6.6M | 220k | 15k | 20k |
| 4 | Apr 26, '25 | I was very hurt by someone I thought was a friend. | 51.8× | 5.7M | 42k | 2.9k | 7.6k |
| 5 | May 24, '23 | To summarize the beginning of my stream, I lost all of my subathon money. It was going towards animated music videos for my original songs. The studio in question has refunded me e | 45.4× | 5M | 24k | 2k | 687 |
| 6 | Mar 22, '24 | Need his tongue so far in he can tie my fallopian tubes into a ribbon | 44.9× | 5M | 57k | 6k | 4.4k |
| 7 | Oct 26, '25 | An audio of me has unfortunately gone viral on Tiktok and now this is my feed | 36.7× | 4.1M | 61k | 4.2k | 13k |
| 8 | Apr 27, '25 | How? How can you say you didn’t know? I showed you both my base model sketch from Nano at Weebcon. We walked on stage and performed together. You were in the group chat where I sha | 16.4× | 1.8M | 47k | 2.8k | 4.3k |
| 9 | Jul 25, '25 | So I told Amalee a few weeks ago that I got a VA role for an anime, but didn’t tell her which anime. Cut to one random day she goes into the studio to record. The director tells he | 15.6× | 1.7M | 62k | 2k | 3.1k |
| 10 | Apr 1, '24 | See ya later Texas! 🤠 Thank you for giving me another chance to be on stage again ❤️💙🤍 | 13.8× | 1.5M | 20k | 568 | 3.9k |
| 11 | Aug 28, '25 | THE FUCKING BANK TELLER IN HOLLOW KNIGHT SCAMMED ME OUT OF 3,000 GEO ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS I TRIED INTERACTING WITH THE BUILDING BUT IT WAS JUST A CARDBOARD CUTOUT SO IT FELL OVE | 13.4× | 1.5M | 53k | 1.6k | 2k |
| 12 | Apr 29, '25 | 🤰💜 | 12.9× | 1.4M | 29k | 569 | 689 |
| 13 | May 18, '24 | I need Laios to be real so he can research every nook and cranny of my whale girl monster body and decide whether or not he wants to cook and eat me or keep me as livestock since w | 12.7× | 1.4M | 21k | 1.3k | 2.8k |
| 14 | May 26, '25 | Oh hey, that’s me singing! 🐥 | 12.4× | 1.4M | 24k | 1.7k | 1.9k |
| 15 | Jan 21, '23 | A du 🧧 | 10.3× | 1.1M | 36k | 1.1k | 359 |
| 16 | Feb 3, '23 | I was doing taxes today with my financial manager when he asked me if this purchase from “Lovense” was a business or personal expense 💀 Just bury me and throw away the shovel | 9.2× | 1M | 22k | 459 | 364 |
| 17 | Aug 6, '25 | BAO THE WHALE ANIME REAL | 9.1× | 1M | 30k | 1.1k | 3.8k |
| 18 | May 11, '24 | This video has 8.4 million views on YouTube 💀 | 8.9× | 989k | 28k | 1.2k | 5k |
| 19 | Oct 21, '25 | I will never recover from this fumble I’m ngl | 8.9× | 985k | 32k | 449 | 1.3k |
| 20 | Jul 1, '23 | Posting this now since no one can see anything LMAO | 8.4× | 930k | 34k | 1.1k | 1.1k |
| 21 | Jun 5, '25 | It takes such a great amount of evil to resort to doxxing. Do better. | 7.9× | 877k | 29k | 931 | 937 |
| 22 | Mar 4, '25 | FUCK ALL TALL PEOPLE WHY IS YOUR CALORIE DEFICIT LIKE 2500 AND MINE IS LIKE ENOUGH FOR A HALF ORDER OF CANE’S THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT | 7.8× | 867k | 22k | 529 | 876 |
| 23 | Jun 13, '25 | NEURO BROKE THROUGH HER FILTERS JUST TO CALL ME A FUCKING CUNT I AM CALLING THE POLICE | 7.7× | 853k | 51k | 1.4k | 2.3k |
| 24 | Dec 17, '24 | WHICH ONE OF YOU TOLD PYROCYNICAL TO LOOK UP THE BAOBERRY | 7.6× | 844k | 30k | 1.4k | 5.2k |
| 25 | Jun 6, '23 | Since Twitch decided that taking half our income wasn’t enough and wants to make our lives even more miserable, please remember to follow your favorite streams on YouTube and other | 7.5× | 832k | 23k | 1.4k | 237 |
| 26 | Feb 27, '24 | View post on X | 7.5× | 831k | 24k | 1.8k | 1k |
| 27 | Feb 15, '25 | View post on X | 7.4× | 820k | 45k | 1.5k | 2.6k |
| 28 | Jul 4, '22 | Hope shit works out for them | 7.3× | 0 | 151k | 9.1k | 1.4k |
| 29 | Jul 8, '24 | View post on X | 6.9× | 768k | 24k | 987 | 1.8k |
| 30 | Jan 6, '25 | I STARTED FEEDING THE NEIGHBORHOOD CATS LAST SUMMER BECAUSE THEY WERE ALL SO SAD AND SKINNY AND TODAY I CHECKED MY RING CAMERA AND SLINKY IS NOT SO SLINKY ANYMORE I FUCKED UP I FUC | 6.8× | 759k | 41k | 1.4k | 1.6k |
| 31 | Aug 27, '25 | What a lovely morning | 6.7× | 748k | 34k | 917 | 1.2k |
| 32 | Oct 7, '24 | How tf is covering myself in Diddy amounts of baby oil and going down a slip and slide in a bikini LESS of an offense than being a png cmon bro | 6.5× | 723k | 29k | 1.7k | 1.5k |
| 33 | Jul 21, '25 | I’m a real life anime girl now 🥹 Thank you for this once in a lifetime opportunity, I’ll do my very best!!! | 6.5× | 716k | 22k | 1.3k | 1.4k |
| 34 | Sep 6, '24 | These are the vtubers we would beat up in a fight btw | 6.4× | 715k | 21k | 678 | 1.6k |
| 35 | Jun 14, '25 | His agent story made me realize he needs to be the father of my children | 6.3× | 701k | 36k | 1.8k | 2.3k |
| 36 | Aug 5, '25 | THIS HAS 30K LIKES 🥀🥀🥀 | 6.2× | 689k | 26k | 499 | 1.2k |
| 37 | Jun 19, '25 | There is a MENACE out there for Lycaon, stay safe guys | 5.7× | 633k | 33k | 1.5k | 1.5k |
| 38 | Oct 8, '25 | Good morning. My aunt that took care of me since I was teenager had a stroke a few days ago and my family and I are going to be flying to visit her in the ICU. I planned for my deb | 5.7× | 631k | 28k | 609 | 876 |
| 39 | Sep 6, '24 | IN A LIST OF 100 WOMEN HE FORGETS ME AND I’M THE ONE WHO GETS BLOCKED????????? MODS????????????? TWIST HIS BALLS COUNTER CLOCKWISE | 5.7× | 630k | 21k | 669 | 1.1k |
| 40 | Jun 3, '25 | I should've known better than to play a game I enjoy on stream | 5.6× | 618k | 22k | 274 | 697 |
| 41 | Oct 10, '24 | So we’re just lying now lol | 5.3× | 589k | 32k | 1.6k | 999 |
| 42 | Jan 17, '25 | This clip of a random cashier recognizing me by my voice got 1.3M views in a day on TikTok | 5.3× | 585k | 26k | 1.3k | 2.9k |
| 43 | Jul 22, '25 | Let’s see if they can steal THIS PLASMA DONATION | 5.2× | 576k | 49k | 1.8k | 931 |
| 44 | Oct 30, '25 | HOW DOES THIS HAVE 140K LIKES | 5.1× | 569k | 24k | 699 | 1.7k |
| 45 | Jan 24, '25 | Your worst nightmare just came true. | 5.1× | 565k | 27k | 1.3k | 3.4k |
| 46 | Jul 31, '25 | So YouTube wants us to provide our IDs while our accounts are constantly being hacked by crypt0 scammers 🤔 | 5.0× | 558k | 31k | 3.4k | 959 |
| 47 | Mar 26, '25 | THEY EVEN ADDED A LAUGH TRACK FOR ME I’M GONNA GRADUATE FORREAL THIS TIME | 5.0× | 550k | 26k | 973 | 3.1k |
| 48 | Aug 11, '24 | I’m am kindly asking the public to wait for my response before forming an opinion. Innocent until proven guilty is the patriotic and American way. | 5.0× | 550k | 25k | 807 | 1.2k |
| 49 | Dec 18, '24 | Paid a bunch of medical bills for my community members just because I could 👍 Merry Christmas chat! | 4.9× | 542k | 28k | 1.4k | 954 |
| 50 | Aug 2, '25 | Oh a cool, a Bao cameo in Lily’s debut! I wonder what happens— | 4.6× | 507k | 28k | 1.4k | 2.8k |
| 51 | Dec 2, '24 | I FUCKING HATE MY EDITORS | 4.4× | 491k | 24k | 895 | 1.6k |
| 52 | Jun 1, '24 | I'M CRYING I ASKED A FAN WHY THEY'RE DRESSED UP AS NAPOLEON BUT IT WAS A MARINE COSPLAY | 4.3× | 474k | 22k | 615 | 672 |
| 53 | Oct 28, '25 | SO MANY FRIENDS ARE TELLING ME THEIR COWORKERS AND IRLS ARE SHOWING THEM THIS TWEET AND THEY JUST HAVE TO PRETEND THEY DON’T KNOW ME 🥀 | 4.3× | 474k | 24k | 1.1k | 2.9k |
| 54 | May 6, '25 | How do we feel about leotards? #baort | 4.2× | 462k | 45k | 2.5k | 4.4k |
| 55 | Jun 11, '25 | Freaky ahh mfs smh get well soon | 3.9× | 438k | 27k | 993 | 1k |
| 56 | Feb 7, '25 | FUCK YOU | 3.9× | 436k | 28k | 828 | 771 |
| 57 | Sep 6, '25 | Me: Me finally telling my family about my extremely cursed year(s) of vtubing and all the ups and downs Waiter just standing next to me: Omg sorry I can’t stop listening this is ju | 3.8× | 427k | 31k | 729 | 983 |
| 58 | Mar 23, '25 | I’m noticing | 3.6× | 403k | 23k | 804 | 1.3k |
| 59 | Mar 16, '25 | My friends are busy they do not hate me my friends are busy they do not hate me my friends are busy they do not hate me my friends are busy they do not hate me | 3.5× | 392k | 21k | 1.3k | 679 |
| 60 | Jul 6, '25 | My mom and my aunt kept slapping my ass and asking me why my ass keeps getting bigger every time they see me what the hell | 3.4× | 383k | 22k | 511 | 1.2k |
| 61 | Aug 24, '25 | The TSA agent just leaned over the podium, finally noticed me, and LAUGHED in my face, and said “Sorry didn’t see ya there” 😭 | 3.3× | 365k | 24k | 573 | 700 |
| 62 | May 17, '25 | Sorry streams have sucked, I am being raw dogged by depression and anxiety induced chest pains which make it hard to be funny and cool and mysterious on stream, I will try to go on | 3.1× | 346k | 25k | 525 | 647 |
| 63 | Sep 1, '25 | Average Bao side quest | 3.0× | 331k | 26k | 1.5k | 2.8k |
| 64 | Jul 29, '25 | My mom just called me and asked me why I haven’t streamed the last couple days 😭😭😭 I did not know my mom watches my streams WTF 😭😭😭 | 2.9× | 324k | 26k | 581 | 599 |
| 65 | Jun 28, '25 | My first ever Renn Faire! It was pirate themed 🏴☠️🪝 | 2.9× | 318k | 24k | 521 | 876 |
| 66 | Dec 27, '24 | Really regretting all those cookies and milk…can I get a little help here? | 2.9× | 317k | 27k | 1.1k | 3.9k |
| 67 | Jun 3, '25 | One time I was dialing my dad’s phone number but I was a digit off, so I hung up really quick. But then I got a call back almost seconds later and it was a REALLY PISSED OFF WOMAN | 2.8× | 312k | 23k | 476 | 641 |
| 68 | Jul 24, '25 | @VShojo This is exactly what Studio Cell and Copium Merch did to us. Pretending the ship wasn’t sinking and instead of being honest, took everyone down with them. The road to hell | 2.8× | 309k | 24k | 727 | 409 |
| 69 | Oct 7, '22 | Catfished! | 2.5× | 0 | 51k | 1.8k | 1.2k |
| 70 | Jul 6, '22 | How does it feel @shxtou | 2.3× | 0 | 49k | 1.8k | 660 |
| 71 | Jul 4, '22 | Nice to meet you, I’m Bao The Whale! 🐳 #Vtuber一問一答自己紹介 #vtuber | 2.2× | 0 | 40k | 3.5k | 1.5k |
| 72 | Jan 2, '25 | Can fixing me be your new years resolution? | 2.2× | 240k | 21k | 979 | 2.8k |
| 73 | Sep 10 | O, death. become my blade once more. | 2.2× | 239k | 20k | 760 | 1.7k |
| 74 | Sep 1, '22 | I HAD CLEANERS COME OVER AND I JUST WALKED INTO MY ROOM TO SEE THIS 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 | 1.7× | 0 | 36k | 1.1k | 591 |
| 75 | Aug 15, '22 | To: Chat From: Your pillow princess | 1.6× | 0 | 26k | 2k | 3.2k |
| 76 | Jul 23, '22 | What the fuck | 1.5× | 0 | 32k | 855 | 352 |
| 77 | May 4, '22 | Meta this meta that have you ever meta fucking woman | 1.5× | 0 | 29k | 2.8k | 318 |
| 78 | Jun 25, '22 | I love my mom and dad @michaelreeves @LilyPichu | 1.5× | 0 | 33k | 665 | 249 |
| 79 | Mar 21, '22 | Hey you finally made it to my housewarming party! Come on in! | 1.5× | 0 | 27k | 3.6k | 327 |
| 80 | Jul 28, '22 | Shoto gave me his model png | 1.4× | 0 | 30k | 1.4k | 239 |
| 81 | Aug 8, '22 | I accidentally turned on my webcam midstream | 1.3× | 0 | 30k | 748 | 169 |
| 82 | May 29, '22 | Reimu is the most kind, thoughtful, and sweetest girl I’ve ever met in my life. She’s the type to lose sleep and cry if she saw any of her close friends suffering. I don’t know wha | 1.3× | 0 | 24k | 3.3k | 265 |
| 83 | Jul 3, '22 | They’re so cool and tall…😳 Thanks for letting me say hi!!! @TrashTastePod | 1.3× | 0 | 28k | 693 | 204 |
| 84 | Jul 6, '22 | I met the funny anime person 😳 | 1.3× | 0 | 29k | 494 | 181 |
| 85 | Aug 13, '22 | I’M SO EMBARRASSED I DROVE PAST THE STARBUCKS WINDOW AND GOT OUT MY CAR TO WALK BACK TO THE DRIVE THRU AND THEY LAUGHED SO HARD AND GAVE ME MY DRINK FOR FREE I HATE IT HERE | 1.3× | 0 | 28k | 822 | 186 |
| 86 | Dec 3, '21 | View post on X | 1.3× | 0 | 22k | 3.7k | 160 |
| 87 | May 1, '22 | Oh naur Baor | 1.2× | 0 | 27k | 633 | 432 |
| 88 | Mar 11, '22 | A fate worse than death | 1.2× | 0 | 22k | 2.3k | 741 |
| 89 | Mar 20, '22 | I WANT BLAIDD TO BREED ME I WANT HIS PUPPIES PLEASE I WANT THE LEASH I WANT THE COLLAR I'M DROOLING WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF BARK BARK BARK | 1.1× | 0 | 20k | 1.4k | 1.1k |
| 90 | Sep 10, '22 | View post on X | 1.1× | 0 | 23k | 611 | 157 |
| 91 | Oct 8, '22 | I’ve kissed so many women tonight | 1.1× | 0 | 23k | 377 | 132 |
| 92 | Oct 30, '22 | Oh no now there’s TWO OF THEM | 1.0× | 0 | 23k | 510 | 279 |
| 93 | May 12, '21 | Thank you for 40k on twitch 👉👈 | 1.0× | 0 | 20k | 799 | 620 |
| 94 | Aug 20, '22 | HE TOOK MY CAULIFLOWER AND WON’T GET OFF MY SHYLILY BOOBA MOUSEPAD HELP ME | 1.0× | 0 | 22k | 597 | 153 |
| 95 | Jun 18, '22 | 😈 | 1.0× | 0 | 22k | 457 | 102 |
| 96 | May 3, '22 | DOUBLE CHEEKED UP ON A TUESDAY NIGHT | 1.0× | 0 | 21k | 782 | 196 |
| 97 | Jul 4, '22 | If anyone took a picture with me at AX please remember to put a whale sticker on my face before uploading 🙏 | 1.0× | 0 | 22k | 360 | 77 |
| 98 | Mar 28, '22 | I don’t talk about this stuff, but home isn’t really great, so I moved out with just my pc and things I needed for stream. I’ve had a single pair of shoes since February. I’m reall | 0.9× | 0 | 21k | 467 | 129 |
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