| 1 | Oct 24, '25 | >create Google Voice number >get no calls for 12+ months >give the number to Quickbooks when they ask me to verify my identity >immediately start getting multiple spam | 211× | 2.8M | 31k | 793 | 1.2k |
| 2 | Oct 27, '25 | >complain that giving my phone number to Quickbooks led to daily spam calls >post goes viral >get contacted by Intuit's Office of the President >they want my phone numb | 136× | 1.8M | 30k | 987 | 1.5k |
| 3 | Jun 4, '25 | The problem with Bluesky (and Mastodon as well) is they mostly have one kind of asshole. They operate unchallenged, leading to extreme asshole saturation. Meanwhile, X has *all* ki | 44.9× | 601k | 7.6k | 503 | 483 |
| 4 | Jul 2, '24 | Some folks have asked why I’m not active on Mastodon. Simple answer: I like it here. X is full of positive energy and “let’s build!” Meanwhile, Mastodon is full of negative energy | 31.8× | 426k | 894 | 23 | 66 |
| 5 | Sep 11, '24 | 💁♂️ Programming tip: To remove an element from anywhere in an unordered array without expensive shifting, simply replace it with the last element, then reduce the array size by 1 | 30.5× | 409k | 4.9k | 219 | 1.9k |
| 6 | Feb 7, '25 | "If shaming on social media does not work, then tell me what does" Incredible things happening on the Linux Kernel Mailing List | 24.1× | 322k | 3.4k | 170 | 540 |
| 7 | Sep 25, '25 | I stand with @dhh because they’ll come for me next. Eventually they’ll come for you, too. It’s time we put our feet down and say “no” to these losers who demand everyone share thei | 19.5× | 261k | 4.2k | 267 | 230 |
| 8 | May 24, '24 | The browser market in 2024 | 18.9× | 253k | 2.6k | 200 | 293 |
| 9 | Oct 5, '25 | What's a piece of software you use regularly that you can't think of a single complaint about? | 18.9× | 253k | 1.1k | 28 | 399 |
| 10 | Oct 5, '25 | Hooray! @ladybirdbrowser has passed the 90% threshold on web-platform-tests! 📈🎉 This is the arbitrary limit Apple says we must reach to be considered an eligible alternative brow | 17.9× | 240k | 5.2k | 272 | 234 |
| 11 | Jul 1, '24 | I'm proud to introduce the Ladybird Browser Initiative, a nonprofit founded by myself and @defunkt to develop a truly independent, open source web browser, free of corporate influe | 17.7× | 237k | 988 | 99 | 72 |
| 12 | Oct 24, '25 | @Intuit not cool guys | 17.4× | 233k | 5.3k | 27 | 17 |
| 13 | Oct 24, '25 | "We care about keeping your information safe" you literally just sold my phone number to a bunch of random companies who started calling immediately lmao | 17.3× | 232k | 6.9k | 254 | 184 |
| 14 | Aug 10, '24 | We've been evaluating a number of C++ successor languages for @ladybirdbrowser, and the one best suited to our needs appears to be @SwiftLang 🪶 Over the last few months, I've aske | 16.9× | 226k | 1.6k | 150 | 366 |
| 15 | Aug 26, '25 | mfw reading @ladybirdbrowser commit messages "Atlassian login gets the base URL for its module scripts by throwing an error and pulling out the current script's URL from error.stac | 15.4× | 207k | 3.6k | 199 | 539 |
| 16 | Oct 13, '25 | At last, the definition of fascism! 🤡 | 15.3× | 205k | 3.2k | 102 | 331 |
| 17 | Sep 28, '24 | Wait, curl has only *14* open issues on GitHub!? And the oldest open issue was created in April 2024!? @bagder what is your secret? 🤓 | 15× | 201k | 3.2k | 40 | 196 |
| 18 | Sep 24, '23 | View post on X | 14.9× | 199k | 1.3k | 71 | 53 |
| 19 | Aug 13, '25 | Not a huge fan of @dhh but I like his writings a lot. And his infectious enthusiasm. And the way he talks about running a business. And his willingness to do what’s right even when | 14.6× | 195k | 2.8k | 43 | 174 |
| 20 | Mar 11, '23 | Spotify circa 2010 was so beautiful 🤩🎧 The information density.. the pixel-perfect layouts.. and super responsive even on my crappy laptop at the time! I gush over Y2K software a | 14.1× | 189k | 964 | 64 | 112 |
| 21 | Oct 11, '25 | Linus wanted to run Unix at home without paying a fortune for a Sun workstation. He built Linux. We want to browse the web without everyone paying for it with their personal data. | 13.6× | 182k | 3.2k | 172 | 320 |
| 22 | Feb 12, '25 | now do one with browser engines :) | 13.3× | 178k | 4.4k | 89 | 293 |
| 23 | Nov 23, '23 | 2000 days clean and sober!! 🌞🙏 | 13.2× | 177k | 1.9k | 22 | 13 |
| 24 | Apr 27, '24 | github users really have websites like this and don't see any issue | 12.1× | 161k | 2.9k | 59 | 187 |
| 25 | Oct 9, '25 | One of my favorite interview questions: "On a scale from 1 to 10, how good are you at programming?" | 11.9× | 160k | 1k | 13 | 101 |
| 26 | Jun 18, '23 | I have received a $100,000 sponsorship specifically for Ladybird browser development! 🤓🐞🌍 More details to come.. | 11.2× | 150k | 1.6k | 75 | 20 |
| 27 | Sep 12, '23 | Dear @discord, how on earth is "gtk" a bad word? GTK is a GUI toolkit used by tons of desktop applications on Linux (@GTKtoolkit) In fact, even your own Linux client uses it! | 11.2× | 149k | 1.6k | 94 | 39 |
| 28 | Oct 25, '25 | Turns out my phone number was good enough to sell to marketers, but not quite good enough to verify my identity! Do I send them my utility bill and bank statements? Surely they'll | 10.9× | 147k | 2.6k | 93 | 115 |
| 29 | Aug 24, '25 | View post on X | 10.9× | 146k | 2.7k | 96 | 82 |
| 30 | Nov 1, '25 | 90% of the the Fil-C criticism | 10.5× | 141k | 1.2k | 55 | 105 |
| 31 | Nov 11, '23 | "Nobody really knows what they're doing" is a cope that will keep you mediocre forever. There are absolutely people who know what they are doing. My advice to young folks in any fi | 10.4× | 140k | 1.1k | 131 | 243 |
| 32 | Nov 19, '23 | TIL that "kebab-case" is a thing and it's delightful how the word immediately makes sense when you see it 🤓🍢 | 10.3× | 139k | 959 | 68 | 88 |
| 33 | Feb 12, '23 | We've had some instances of kids forking the SerenityOS codebase and "making their own OS" by doing a search&replace on "SerenityOS" and my name. I did the exact same thing as | 10.1× | 135k | 1.2k | 38 | 26 |
| 34 | Oct 27, '25 | When I told my manager I was leaving Apple (2017), he suggested I stay on a few more weeks to let my RSUs vest. Good advice, but I just wanted out. I would've spent the money on dr | 9.8× | 132k | 1.3k | 9 | 83 |
| 35 | Nov 29, '24 | Looks like LibJS from @ladybirdbrowser is currently the most complete implementation of the JavaScript language according to test262 🤓 | 9.6× | 128k | 1.3k | 75 | 169 |
| 36 | Oct 18, '25 | I've implemented both x86 emulation and CSS layout. Assembly is fundamentally simple, but difficult to master. CSS is fundamentally insane, and impossible to master. | 9.5× | 127k | 2.3k | 88 | 304 |
| 37 | Dec 15, '23 | Dear @X, please don't filter based on User-Agent headers! Use JavaScript feature detection so we can see what APIs you need. We're building a new browser (@ladybirdbrowser), and we | 8.8× | 118k | 945 | 80 | 41 |
| 38 | Nov 24, '24 | codec developers really have websites like this and don't see any issue | 8.6× | 115k | 1.9k | 59 | 314 |
| 39 | Jul 2, '24 | *walks into open source project* "I need you to change your license, your code hosting, and your discussion platform." | 8.5× | 113k | 1.4k | 66 | 75 |
| 40 | Sep 18, '24 | how it started / how it's going | 8.4× | 112k | 1.2k | 72 | 82 |
| 41 | Jun 18, '23 | In a surprising twist, I have just received a second $100,000 sponsorship for Ladybird development! 🤯🐞🌍 This one came in the form of an anonymous cryptocurrency donation, so now | 7.9× | 106k | 1.1k | 38 | 14 |
| 42 | Feb 14, '25 | ironically, many people who believe OOP is terrible have just inherited that opinion | 7.8× | 104k | 2.9k | 156 | 116 |
| 43 | Sep 14, '25 | In recent years I've attended multiple software conference talks that had unrelated extreme political rhetoric in slides, such as "fuck [name]" and "punch [group]". Whenever this h | 7.8× | 104k | 2k | 139 | 161 |
| 44 | Sep 11, '25 | This is ugly but you should look at it to understand how many people with power in the open-source community feel inside. Remember this the next time they lecture you on your own m | 7.7× | 103k | 1.1k | 68 | 122 |
| 45 | Feb 18, '25 | The open-source community needs to disabuse itself of the idea that everyone is a socially incompetent idiot who needs explicit rules for how to behave like a normal, friendly pers | 7.7× | 103k | 1.6k | 107 | 131 |
| 46 | Nov 12, '25 | It’s a bit funny how Copilot tells him to select 150% but that’s already selected so he says “Let’s!” while selecting 200% 😅 | 7.5× | 101k | 2.4k | 90 | 167 |
| 47 | Apr 7, '25 | if you're in the tech industry and you "hate AI", you're ngmi | 7.4× | 100k | 939 | 40 | 59 |
| 48 | Sep 1, '25 | “You’re wrong about Bluesky, Andreas! It’s a great community and the people are really nice!” The people: | 7.4× | 98k | 1.7k | 60 | 95 |
| 49 | Feb 22, '23 | Browsers should never inject content. Their job is to present the web to the user as-is. (The user may choose to install extensions that modify content, but the browser itself shou | 7.3× | 98k | 911 | 79 | 24 |
| 50 | Sep 4, '25 | 1) Huh | 6.9× | 93k | 1.3k | 16 | 60 |
| 51 | Aug 23, '24 | xml vs html 🔺🔺🔵🔺 | 6.9× | 92k | 2.5k | 157 | 125 |
| 52 | Jan 11, '23 | The Browser Cave | 6.4× | 85k | 851 | 97 | 48 |
| 53 | May 19, '25 | I didn’t “get” Prime at first. I thought he was just another hyperactive entertainment streamer. Then I learned more about him and where he’s coming from. His backstory and his val | 6.2× | 83k | 1.6k | 37 | 183 |
| 54 | Oct 29, '25 | found while walking around a Rust conference | 6.0× | 80k | 2.3k | 62 | 153 |
| 55 | Apr 3, '25 | Respectfully, YYYY-MM-DD is the least confusing date format 🤓 | 5.8× | 78k | 1.9k | 48 | 33 |
| 56 | Oct 11, '25 | When you’re a married man, there’s only one “hot girl” in your universe and that’s your wife. Don’t indulge thoughts that may lead to temptation. | 5.6× | 75k | 971 | 22 | 61 |
| 57 | Oct 17, '25 | View post on X | 5.3× | 70k | 932 | 28 | 53 |
| 58 | Jan 17, '25 | We got GMail (full interface) working in @ladybirdbrowser, let's fricken gooooooo! 🚀 This one is nice because I've been told by many people "you'll never be able to handle modern | 5.1× | 68k | 1.9k | 118 | 66 |
| 59 | Jun 11, '24 | being a linux user means that every few days you must update 30 packages. even if nothing new was released, your distro will manifest 30 new updates for you to download. all must u | 4.7× | 62k | 908 | 48 | 41 |
| 60 | Oct 14, '22 | Looking at this file from WebKit may change how you think about web browsers 😅 | 4.6× | 0 | 3.1k | 442 | 303 |
| 61 | Nov 3, '25 | "I was excited about Ladybird until I saw that [company or person I dislike] has donated money to it. That made me lose all interest." Okay, thanks for messaging me about this! | 4.6× | 61k | 957 | 5 | 14 |
| 62 | Jul 22, '25 | Lately I'm using Discord in @ladybirdbrowser more and more, to test it and find things to fix. It's basically "usable but a little glitchy" now if you don't need audio/video calls. | 4.5× | 61k | 923 | 30 | 44 |
| 63 | Mar 6, '25 | First instance of a YouTube video playing in @ladybirdbrowser! And with sound, too! 🤯🐞 This is with MediaSource disabled, so it's using the 360p h.264 MP4 fallback. Props to @Lub | 4.5× | 61k | 1.6k | 93 | 64 |
| 64 | Mar 6, '25 | VC: I've seen your browser, could we talk? Me: Sure, but you should know we're a 501(c)(3) nonprofit. VC: Ohh okay, well please let me know if/when that changes! 🤨 | 4.3× | 58k | 1.1k | 15 | 48 |
| 65 | Aug 23, '25 | After some Saturday night debugging, I finally got Google Sheets running in @ladybirdbrowser 🤓🧮 It's glitchy and unstable, but this is solid progress! Been told many times over t | 4.2× | 57k | 1.3k | 60 | 38 |
| 66 | Oct 18, '25 | I talk with people across open source projects and tech companies, big and small. Lately I've been getting a lot of "Wassup you fascist nazi LOL" These labels have lost all meaning | 4.1× | 56k | 1.3k | 33 | 46 |
| 67 | Aug 17, '24 | I really have a website like this and don't see any issue | 4.1× | 55k | 1k | 20 | 103 |
| 68 | Oct 21, '25 | evergreen | 3.8× | 51k | 1.3k | 26 | 21 |
| 69 | Sep 8, '25 | We appreciate all the love for @ladybirdbrowser but please remember it's pre-alpha software with objectively bad performance and stability. We're not kidding when we say it's gonna | 3.8× | 51k | 874 | 22 | 28 |
| 70 | Sep 7, '25 | So much of programmer defeatism can be vaporized by simply trying to build things for fun (and discovering just how possible things really are!) | 3.6× | 48k | 1.1k | 57 | 162 |
| 71 | Jan 24, '25 | Open-source browser engines on GitHub ⭐️📈 | 3.5× | 47k | 937 | 28 | 109 |
| 72 | May 28, '21 | I quit my job to focus on SerenityOS full time 🤓🐞 | 3.3× | 0 | 2.7k | 195 | 96 |
| 73 | May 9, '25 | Some guy once emailed my boss (me), demanding I be fired for not having the correct political opinions. Thankfully, my boss (me) ignored this suggestion. | 3.3× | 44k | 1.2k | 30 | 31 |
| 74 | Aug 29, '25 | Got that @threejs running downright nicely in @ladybirdbrowser 🤩 | 3.3× | 44k | 1.2k | 47 | 57 |
| 75 | Mar 29, '22 | The SerenityOS Browser now passes the Acid3 test! 🥳🐞🌍 AFAIK we're the first new open source browser to reach this milestone since the test originally came out. This has been a t | 3.2× | 0 | 2.4k | 288 | 109 |
| 76 | Nov 4, '25 | Turns out SVG images render a lot faster in @ladybirdbrowser if we do it on the GPU. Our own website can now load in milliseconds! 🤓🔥 | 3.2× | 43k | 877 | 16 | 81 |
| 77 | Sep 15, '25 | Someone complained that I'm being "compelled by the right". False. I am being appalled by the far left. I don't usually comment on politics, but things are getting very ugly and we | 3.2× | 42k | 1.2k | 33 | 48 |
| 78 | Aug 18, '25 | Average backtrace you get from Linux users when they report a crash: 0x12345678 ?? 0x12346678 ?? 0x12347678 ?? 0x12348678 ?? 0x12349678 ?? | 3.2× | 42k | 916 | 19 | 51 |
| 79 | Sep 6 | I don't care about having "fuck you" money, but I would like to create some software with "fuck you" performance. | 3.1× | 42k | 957 | 32 | 52 |
| 80 | Jun 20, '25 | Happy midsummer! 🍓🌞🇸🇪 | 3.1× | 41k | 1.1k | 9 | 46 |
| 81 | Jan 25, '25 | how it started / how it's going | 3.0× | 40k | 1k | 48 | 61 |
| 82 | May 10, '25 | Got some email saying we should stop linking @ladybirdbrowser on our website since it's a "bad look" to have an X account. I disagree. Despite its flaws, X is by far the most inclu | 2.9× | 39k | 1.2k | 29 | 24 |
| 83 | May 7, '25 | yeah yeah, GitHub stars mean nothing. but how can you not be romantic about open source when people are getting excited about a new browser? 🤓🌠 | 2.9× | 39k | 894 | 34 | 58 |
| 84 | Apr 28, '25 | it honestly blows my mind that I can post on this website from a new browser we've built from scratch | 2.9× | 39k | 1.2k | 38 | 35 |
| 85 | Nov 7, '25 | I think we all have millennial journalism fatigue at this point. 10/10 response by Ms. Sweeney here. | 2.9× | 39k | 1k | 9 | 56 |
| 86 | Jul 1, '25 | I signed the ”Stop Killing Games” petition and I encourage every EU citizen who enjoys vidya games to take a look at it! | 2.9× | 38k | 1.4k | 191 | 16 |
| 87 | Jun 1, '21 | View post on X | 2.7× | 0 | 2.2k | 307 | 26 |
| 88 | Feb 27, '25 | New "Terms of Use" from Mozilla look slightly ominous.. | 2.4× | 32k | 839 | 73 | 75 |
| 89 | Jun 15, '25 | mfw realizing @ladybirdbrowser is gonna have to deal with thousands of web developers trying to replicate "liquid glass" in various exciting ways | 2.4× | 32k | 1k | 18 | 29 |
| 90 | Mar 1, '25 | basically @BrendanEich right now | 2.2× | 29k | 828 | 32 | 32 |
| 91 | Jan 6, '22 | programmers really have websites like this and don't see any issue | 2.0× | 0 | 1.4k | 102 | 74 |
| 92 | Oct 17, '22 | web developers really have personal websites like this and don't see any issue | 1.8× | 0 | 1.3k | 65 | 80 |
| 93 | Sep 23, '20 | A programmer should be able to parse a language, review a patch, optimize a database query, make a website, secure a server, debug without sources, write an exploit, grep a log fil | 1.8× | 0 | 1.1k | 160 | 174 |
| 94 | Feb 12, '25 | 😂 | 1.6× | 22k | 927 | 10 | 24 |
| 95 | Jun 2, '25 | 7 years clean & sober! I woke up at 5am this morning and when I remembered what day it was, I felt a warm light filling up my soul. It's great to be alive, my friends. Stay on | 1.6× | 21k | 909 | 12 | 15 |
| 96 | Apr 20, '21 | Companies prohibiting employees from working on open source in their free time is 100% bullshit and a strong reason to walk away from big tech IMO. Terrible look here for IBM. How | 1.5× | 0 | 1.1k | 179 | 40 |
| 97 | Nov 9, '22 | "An idiot admires complexity, a genius admires simplicity." -Terry A. Davis | 1.2× | 0 | 842 | 123 | 74 |
| 98 | Nov 26, '22 | UTF-16 was a teenage mistake in the 1990s and we're all still paying for the child support. | 1.1× | 0 | 915 | 74 | 48 |
| 99 | Sep 22, '22 | bittersweet | 1.1× | 0 | 988 | 56 | 19 |
| 100 | Oct 28, '22 | how it started & how it's going (2 years) 🤓🐞🌍 | 1.0× | 0 | 932 | 37 | 33 |
| 101 | Jan 30, '22 | 1337 days clean and sober! 😎🌅 | 1.0× | 0 | 996 | 9 | 1 |
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