Alex Cohen

@anothercohen232k followers

Member of Founding Staff @hellopatient | Previously: Led consumer and growth product @carbonhealth | Hobbies include getting fired constantly | Mostly satire

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1Sep 30, '23This is inside the Sphere in Las Vegas. This may be the most insane concert venue ever built179×54.7M257k27k15k
2Jan 4, '24Fuck it, here are the best Stephen Hawking Epstein Island memes of the last 24 hours:123×37.5M115k12k29k
3Jul 24, '23I was laid off from Twitter today. I was the designer in charge of our new rebranding to X. I learned so much in my 2.5 weeks at the company but I’m excited to see where I land nex97.7×29.8M121k8.6k2.7k
4Mar 7, '23I'm not going to lie, this is the most entertaining exit interview I've ever witnessed69.6×21.2M60k4.6k3.8k
5Mar 28, '25This guy is incredible. He spends his whole day getting ready for the next day. Iconic64.8×19.7M45k1k3k
6Feb 3, '25While we’re at it and undoing things from the past few years, can we finally get rid of the pregnant man emoji?63.5×19.3M22k859363
7Jul 17, '25I was fired from Astronomer today. I ran our company’s events team. Turns out our CEO and Head of HR were having an affair and got caught at the Coldplay concert that I bought the 61.1×18.6M201k16k15k
8Feb 4, '25If you’re more angry that a handful of 22 year old software engineers are writing code to uncover fraudulent government spending than at the people who are fraudulently spending yo60.3×18.4M185k30k5.2k
9Aug 6, '23My wife just texted me this, I'm sleeping on the couch tonight54.9×16.7M95k4.7k1.6k
10Jan 12, '23I don’t understand how people wake up at 4 or 5 to start their days. Do they just go to sleep at 8?49.2×15M123k6.8k2.3k
11Jul 6, '24This is your periodic reminder that hotels are incredibly superior to Airbnbs46.4×14.2M194k8.6k5k
12Aug 13, '23My guy just invented mornings and afternoons41.1×12.5M45k2.2k3.5k
13Oct 20, '23I don’t think people without kids understand just how much free time they have40.1×12.2M24k2k890
14Aug 14, '23This is the bravest resident in San Francisco35×10.7M26k1.1k1.2k
15Mar 27, '25Still incredible to me that LinkedIn doesn’t add any verification to prove you work or previously worked at a company. You can literally just say you worked anywhere34.6×10.5M199k4.2k6.4k
16Jan 12, '24Absolutely based video. Someone should hire this chick. > Cares about her work > Can read bullshit > Isn’t afraid to tell it like it is Recording is questionable but she’s29×8.8M28k1.5k15k
17Apr 5, '24Fuck it, best NYC earthquake memes 🧵:28.5×8.7M25k2.2k8k
18Nov 17, '23I was laid off from OpenAI today along with my boss Sam. I was the person in charge of putting together the presentations for our board meetings. No one has told me why I was let g27.5×8.4M18k1.3k2.3k
19Feb 3, '25This is one of the software engineers working with Elon Musk on DOGE to reduce our country's excessive spending problem. Unfathomably based27.4×8.4M70k8.8k15k
20Jul 27, '24Your periodic reminder that hotels are superior to Airbnbs25.4×7.7M124k6.3k2.6k
21Feb 14, '24I was laid off from Lyft today. I was the Director of Finance in charge of reporting our margin expansion in our earnings release. I accidentally wrote 500 basis points when I mean25.3×7.7M20k8352k
22Jun 4, '25I think about this video at least once a week23.5×7.1M40k2k16k
23Dec 28, '24View post on X22.1×6.7M19k7572.3k
24Jun 5, '25This is drake vs kendrick for republicans21.2×6.5M162k17k3.6k
25Jul 17, '25“Just checking in to see if you’ve completed your Coldplay Concert module yet”20.9×6.4M92k4.2k2.8k
26Mar 31, '24I'm coming around to the idea that renting is a better financial decision than buying. Exceptions being if you plan to actually stay in a home for 15+ years or you're buying ultra 19.7×6M16k7524k
27Oct 9, '24Waffle House has a Storm Center with an entire operations team that is so good at their job they assist FEMA during hurricanes. The European mind cannot comprehend this19.2×5.8M105k9.5k8k
28Nov 18, '22I was laid off from Twitter this afternoon. I was in charge of managing badge access to Twitter offices. Elon just called me and asked if I could come back to help them regain acce19×0302k32k4.5k
29Mar 7, '23I’m just now realizing that Elon may not know what Figma is and thinks this is a Ligma-esque joke18.9×5.8M90k3.8k1.3k
30May 15, '25That's enough group chat for the day18.5×5.6M62k1.3k3.7k
31Mar 6, '24If LinkedIn dies never let this post be forgotten18.3×5.6M77k5.2k4.3k
35Jul 29, '24Toured a home in Austin this weekend. Buyers paid $1.2m during peak insanity. Tried to immediately flip the home for $1.4m. It's now been on the market for 18 months and they've dr14.5×4.4M59k1.1k952
36Jan 20, '25This is what it’s like bringing your engineers to a client meeting13.9×4.2M49k2k3.2k
37Jun 22, '23I love following the 30 under 30 to fraud pipeline12.6×3.8M28k2.9k1k
38May 15, '24There are 7300 product managers in Austin12.3×3.7M18k8101k
40Sep 12, '23I am never deleting this app12.1×3.7M33k2.6k1.6k
41Apr 15, '24Fellas, is it unethical to be honest?11.5×3.5M91k3.3k858
42Jan 17, '24I'm fucking dying I am never deleting this app11×3.4M27k1.4k2.5k
43Jul 25, '23Twitter is amazing, this person won a pulitzer prize11×3.4M22k831549
44Jul 25, '24Update: Holy shit11×3.3M16k9732.6k
45Jul 24, '25Raw dogging work today. - No internet - No laptop - No meetings Just 8 hours of staring at blank monitors until my boss says something10.7×3.3M121k3.3k2.7k
46Sep 17, '23I've never seen a video that more accurately describes LinkedIn10.5×3.2M31k5.5k4.2k
47Jul 6, '23Microsoft Teams is an abomination of a product. The only reason companies use it is because it's included with an Office 365 subscription. I'm not convinced that even a single desi10.5×3.2M26k1.9k540
48May 9, '25I’m not convinced that a single UI designer works at any of the major car brands. They all look like they were shipped by engineers without any design involvement10.3×3.1M31k1k2.1k
49Mar 24, '24Squatters rights might be the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard of. If someone is illegally living in your property you should be able to shoot them or have them arrested. This whole “9.9×3M40k2.3k430
50Jun 20, '23Being trapped 13k feet below sea level in a metal tube, in pitch black water, knowing exactly how much air you have left, unable to navigate your way back to the surface on your ow9.7×3M26k2.3k479
51Oct 8, '24One of the top 5 most depressing LinkedIn posts I have ever seen9.4×2.9M69k2k2.2k
52Feb 25, '24If you ask Google Gemini to compare Hitler and Obama it's 'inappropriate' but asking it to compare Hitler and Elon Musk is 'complex and requires careful consideration'. Google just9.3×2.8M16k2.5k597
53Feb 4, '23If you think you're idea is too dumb to work, just remember that Scrub Daddy, a sponge in the shape of a face, does $670m in annual sales9.3×2.8M16k1.2k709
54Jan 11, '25I was fired from Meta today. I created the policy that provided tampons in all the men's restrooms. I was shocked to see my role eliminated as part of the DEI cuts. The work I was 9.1×2.8M16k9111.3k
55Mar 17, '24Boeing testing a new plane before determining that it’s safe to put in production8.9×2.7M35k2.7k851
56May 1, '24All I'm saying is I have yet to see a hot protestor8.9×2.7M28k1.2k475
57Feb 4, '24POV: You're coworking at a San Francisco coffee shop in 20258.8×2.7M24k1.3k425
58Feb 11, '24The fresh MBA grad who just landed a job at McKinsey arriving at your company’s office to present a pitch deck he copied and pasted recommending that your company should simply gen8.4×2.5M18k1k1.4k
59Jun 28, '23Someone please explain to me why police officers get to drive $60k blacked out Tahoes while the mail guy has to drive around in a 30 year old truck that gets 9mpg and has no airbag8.2×2.5M47k6.2k321
60Sep 14, '23Holy shit Chamath just got murdered in the arena8.1×2.5M18k1.4k1.2k
61Oct 5, '24View post on X7.7×2.3M32k1.9k3.1k
62Sep 15, '23I am never deleting this app7.7×2.3M36k3.1k511
64Apr 27, '24Me when I’ve given my toddler 17 chances to go up to his room and get ready for bedtime6.6×2M17k1.1k899
65Oct 6, '24Mossad running their exploding beeper operation at a profit is the most Jewish thing I’ve ever read6.5×2M23k1.1k1.9k
66Aug 1, '23Who is the genius at Zoom who thought it would be a good idea to force an update right as you join a meeting?6.4×1.9M32k1.5k186
67Jul 25, '25There is “I fucked up” And there is “I built an app and accidentally leaked the drivers licenses of thousands of women on the internet” level of fucked up RIP6.3×1.9M21k1.1k3k
68Mar 4, '24If you didn't do enough diligence to notice that I left "came in fluffer" in my fundraising chart and then included it in your weekly email, you should probably not be a VC6.0×1.8M20k6311.4k
69Nov 1, '23Once again I would like to remind everyone that the product manager at Zoom who decided that users should be forced to update before joining a meeting should be fired. I am now 2 m5.9×1.8M21k964170
70Mar 16, '24There's only one man who can fix Boeing5.8×1.8M40k3.2k394
71Jun 3, '23We don't talk enough about the incredible rise of menswear Twitter guy to Tier 1 shitposter5.5×1.7M17k1.1k695
72Apr 23, '24European founders after showing up to the office at 10 and finishing up emails by 24.9×1.5M23k1.1k1.1k
73Jun 5, '23This is the best feature Apple has ever created4.9×1.5M18k1.3k131
74Jul 28, '22At 29, my net worth is $25m. Here's how I got there: * Saved $500k from my job over 8 years * Saved $250k from my side hustles * Bought $1.25m in highly leveraged real estate * Rec4.8×083k5.1k2.2k
75Mar 27, '25View post on X4.7×1.4M25k6771.4k
76Nov 20, '24Never deleting this app4.7×1.4M17k4011.9k
77Apr 24, '24I just paid $1k to install a new pool at one of my condos and was able to increase the rent $300/mo. I love that the family is already enjoying their new amenity!4.4×1.4M25k307473
78Apr 3, '25Personally, I love these tariffs. Higher prices means I have to spend more of my hard earned money and that’s only going to make grind harder. I’m just built different4.2×1.3M24k1.2k610
79Apr 6, '25This is how it feels to work in software with a non technical sales team4.2×1.3M45k1.4k1.4k
80May 10, '25Holy shit we are so back4.1×1.2M17k722837
81Mar 9, '21Nominating this cinematic masterpiece for an Oscar3.9×042k17k2.2k
82Feb 5, '25Imaging calling into standup to say “nothing from my end” here3.9×1.2M24k9862.4k
84Sep 4, '25Excited to share that we've raised a $22.5m Series A for Hello Patient, led by Scale Venture Partners. This is by far the worst announcement video I've ever made. I can't believe o3.8×1.2M1.4k55352
85Sep 1, '22This is my best LinkedIn post to date3.7×067k3.4k1.4k
86Jul 3, '22I’m never deleting this app3.5×065k3.9k847
87Apr 16, '22Founders building web3 solutions for problems that don’t exist3.0×047k5.8k1.4k
89Oct 11, '25I don’t want to ride public transit with violent people2.9×871k26k789389
90Dec 4, '22I mean this sincerely when I say that ChatGPT might be the most incredible tech to emerge in the last decade. Here's how I got it to create a weight loss plan, complete with calori2.5×023k2.5k12k
91Mar 4, '25View post on X2.5×757k20k797294
92Jan 20, '25Mark Zuckerberg's image rehabilitation team2.3×699k21k681384
93Sep 26, '25View post on X2.2×682k26k932627
94Jun 13, '25Me and the boys actively monitoring the situation1.9×572k19k893697
96Jul 6, '21Men will make $300k/year as FAANG software engineers and their apartments will still look like this1.6×025k1.6k774
98Nov 12, '22Fuck around: Find out:1.2×020k1.4k575
99Aug 13, '22This deserves an Oscar1.1×017k1.9k1.2k
100Aug 9, '22Product managers helping the team ship a new feature1.1×017k1.6k1.2k
101Oct 4, '22I don't know a single person who works in tech and hasn't seriously thought about quitting and opening up a coffee shop in a small town in the middle of nowhere1.0×016k1k447

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