| 1 | Mar 26, '23 | Luxurious Mansion at Jabi Lake, Abuja - 👀👀 | 177× | 3.8M | 8.4k | 1.5k | 733 |
| 2 | Dec 2, '23 | Have you noticed that in most weddings, it’s only the grooms men that spray money? The bridesmaids go just dey… | 154× | 3.3M | 6.8k | 1.9k | 597 |
| 3 | Aug 8, '23 | Grill City Abuja, Garki - bruh 🥵 - 6,000 naira only! They do deliveries. 📸 grillcityabuja | 153× | 3.3M | 6.6k | 1.4k | 1.8k |
| 4 | Dec 17, '24 | That guy by Burna boy na axe man? 👀👀 | 116× | 2.5M | 11k | 814 | 1.7k |
| 5 | Mar 7, '24 | The new water park in Abuja, in Asokoro… adult entry is like 60K and kids is more than 40K 🤧 | 91× | 2M | 1.5k | 310 | 254 |
| 6 | Sep 1, '24 | Abuja malo boys when they bored on Sundays | 69.5× | 1.5M | 17k | 2.4k | 2.3k |
| 7 | Sep 12, '25 | Locations: - Zone 4. By that IGI House and towards BDC - Wuse 2 around by Hyde filling station and towards Wuse market. Lemme know if you need discounts | 66× | 1.4M | 9.7k | 1.2k | 2.9k |
| 8 | Aug 25, '25 | What’s the quickest way to go broke in Abuja? | 65× | 1.4M | 2.7k | 150 | 293 |
| 9 | Jun 18, '25 | A lady was found dead in a hotel in Gwarinpa with her hands tied behind her back 🥺🥺 | 59.8× | 1.3M | 7.9k | 1k | 601 |
| 10 | Apr 2, '25 | See the 350K self-con in Jabi that’s available for rent. So cute. | 56.9× | 1.2M | 3.2k | 476 | 840 |
| 11 | Jul 10, '23 | If them post you come Abuja for your NYSC, if you like hustle your posting go National Assembly… na you go hear am 😂 | 51.2× | 1.1M | 5.9k | 1k | 230 |
| 12 | May 5, '23 | A Nigerian artist made $100M in one year 😌 | 47.5× | 1M | 6.7k | 1.5k | 28 |
| 13 | Jul 16, '23 | Lmao make National Assembly empty 😂😂 | 39.8× | 855k | 12k | 4.7k | 59 |
| 14 | Oct 8, '24 | How to survive in Abuja: 1. Have Money. 2. Know people that have money. 3. If you don’t have money, don’t go. 4. Have contacts of some security personnel. 5. Use Uber/CIDDESS/Bolt/ | 39.1× | 840k | 6.7k | 2.1k | 5.6k |
| 15 | Mar 17, '25 | I miss Yusuf Buhari… bro was just riding his power bike around Abuja, drinking Arabian tea and minding his business. | 37.8× | 813k | 15k | 1.9k | 344 |
| 16 | Feb 22, '24 | A group of police men raided the homes of over 150 people yesterday in kunchigoro in area 1, arrested all of them, men and women. Some were dragged out of their beds, some from the | 36.9× | 794k | 2.4k | 2.7k | 242 |
| 17 | Aug 2, '24 | Best Shawarma’s in Abuja 👇🏽 - Chicken Capitol - The Yellow Plate - Farm City - Beer Barn - Ahmad - Oliver’s - Papiee’s | 35.8× | 770k | 1.6k | 312 | 1.4k |
| 18 | Apr 3, '25 | For Abuja, one celebrity fit sit down for your front dey take shisha for newyorker and nobody go send em papa 😂🤣 | 34.4× | 740k | 7.3k | 695 | 305 |
| 19 | Jul 11, '23 | Banex people have shamed me 😩😩 | 34.1× | 733k | 1.5k | 299 | 95 |
| 20 | Apr 27, '23 | Power banks are being bought for 14K, 20K, 25K, 35K these days… these used to be the prices or generators. | 32.8× | 706k | 8.7k | 4k | 88 |
| 21 | Sep 3, '24 | “Tinubu to Nigerians” | 32× | 688k | 14k | 4k | 330 |
| 22 | Jan 12, '24 | Thank you Doc, unlike the other four eyes wey dey always shout Aquafina! Aquafina!! | 30.9× | 665k | 5.4k | 1.5k | 84 |
| 23 | May 7, '24 | Dear NYSC people, I don warn una before… as una comot from Kubwa camp today, if you like work your PPA go National Assembly, na you go hear am. | 27.8× | 598k | 4.1k | 725 | 199 |
| 24 | Oct 9, '23 | 📍DMayor Fitness Gym and Game Hub - Utako. @Ekitipikin well done Chief! Naaah! This place is lit 🔥 | 25.5× | 548k | 4k | 627 | 80 |
| 25 | Jan 23, '24 | Nigerian police allegedly asked families of kidnapped victims at Mpape for 250K, they were only able to raise 100K, after they collected the money, they asked the families to go an | 25× | 538k | 1.6k | 1.5k | 212 |
| 26 | May 4, '25 | Lmao! As opposed to what? Running them over? 😕😕 | 24.4× | 525k | 9.5k | 3k | 183 |
| 27 | Aug 14, '25 | This guy came to Abuja from Lagos on Monday to do some work, his flight back to Lagos today is by 5pm. Bro said he wants to start going to the airport by 3pm. The rest of us just s | 23.4× | 503k | 7.7k | 671 | 145 |
| 28 | Aug 15, '23 | Bruh! My Abuja people Sarkin Dariya and Magnito did something 🔥 here 🥵🌚 | 22.7× | 487k | 6.8k | 1.9k | 416 |
| 29 | Apr 21, '25 | Do you know how insane this is? No matter the angle you view this from? 😭 | 22.2× | 478k | 7.8k | 3k | 203 |
| 30 | Apr 7, '24 | Easy oh! Before FG go paint Nigerian Air for your body. | 21.3× | 459k | 9.7k | 2.6k | 80 |
| 31 | Jan 16, '24 | Who wants to come club with me at Whiskey Mistress tonight? 🌚 | 18.7× | 402k | 2.6k | 274 | 479 |
| 32 | Nov 17, '25 | THERE’S A MASS ABDUCTION OF SECONDARY SCHOOL GIRLS IN KEBBI THERE’S A MASS ABDUCTION OF SECONDARY SCHOOL GIRLS IN KEBBI THERE’S A MASS ABDUCTION OF SECONDARY SCHOOL GIRLS IN KEBBI | 17.5× | 376k | 8.9k | 7.3k | 90 |
| 33 | Oct 21, '25 | WTF 😳 | 17.1× | 367k | 2.1k | 367 | 524 |
| 34 | Jan 9, '24 | When Abuja airport was closed for maintenance and Kaduna airport was what was being used, this road automatically became the safest road in Africa. | 16.4× | 352k | 2.7k | 1.1k | 36 |
| 35 | Aug 19, '24 | This is the funniest shiii you’d see on this app today, I promise 😂😭 | 16.2× | 349k | 4.1k | 857 | 899 |
| 36 | Mar 17, '24 | Una wan send the second frame to Mystic Falls? 🤧 | 16.1× | 346k | 5.6k | 1.3k | 100 |
| 37 | Mar 29, '23 | This shit was the most stupidest, senseless, degrading shiit on naija internet in 2020 | 15.7× | 338k | 6.7k | 2.5k | 45 |
| 38 | Oct 14, '23 | Not a single black angel in sight | 15.2× | 327k | 2.1k | 491 | 31 |
| 39 | Jul 1, '25 | Two men in WWE mode in Gudu earlier when it was raining 😂🤣 | 14.5× | 311k | 1.2k | 305 | 418 |
| 40 | Sep 24, '25 | Abuja is worse than Lagos when it comes to flood oh. One time like this in late May or early June, part of Aso Rock was flooded and under water. Even that president’s bulletproof E | 14.2× | 306k | 2k | 356 | 112 |
| 41 | Aug 19, '24 | There’s no more “free labor”? 👀 | 14.1× | 303k | 13k | 3.1k | 126 |
| 42 | Sep 24, '25 | See how clean Abuja is…. Ooof!!! 😮💨😮💨 | 13.9× | 298k | 2.8k | 459 | 395 |
| 43 | Oct 20, '23 | Welcome to @Dmayorfithub at Yanna Apartment by @Ekitipikin. This place is a complete lifestyle experience: - The Fitness Gym - D Mayor Game Hub - Yanna Apartments, 1 Bedroom, 2 Bed | 13.4× | 288k | 1.2k | 291 | 70 |
| 44 | Oct 26, '24 | Barca’s only goal is to play and win Madrid. Madrid’s goal is to continue to be the best in Europe. | 12.6× | 270k | 5.1k | 591 | 111 |
| 45 | Dec 20, '22 | Abuja Uber/Bolt drivers don’t like card trips, they don’t like transfers, they prefer cash but don’t have change to give you. Thieves. | 12.4× | 266k | 2.7k | 921 | 32 |
| 46 | Apr 30, '25 | This is exactly what happened to the Warri refinery 🤣😭 | 12.1× | 259k | 1.2k | 424 | 241 |
| 47 | Sep 2, '25 | Farm City about to become one of the hottest places in Abuja! Ooof!!! 😮💨🔥 | 12× | 259k | 1.5k | 244 | 393 |
| 48 | Aug 31, '22 | Heard a guy emailed his HR that will be late to work, HR replied that he must be at the office by 9am. At 10am the guy was at an embassy to do his capturing and met the HR there tr | 12× | 0 | 14k | 3k | 161 |
| 49 | May 10, '23 | Damn! So apparently this guy was innocent all along 😞😞 | 11.5× | 247k | 1.6k | 957 | 222 |
| 50 | Apr 17, '25 | Didn’t this guy go to London and debate for this same Tinubu to win the presidency? | 10.7× | 230k | 6k | 2.1k | 62 |
| 51 | May 15, '25 | Man proposes, God disposes. | 10.3× | 222k | 8.6k | 1.9k | 54 |
| 52 | Apr 30, '25 | Bruh! Abuja road network is mad 🔥🔥 | 10× | 215k | 2k | 280 | 209 |
| 53 | Jun 24, '25 | Abuja mechanics watching you drive off after stealing your indomie | 9.9× | 212k | 5.1k | 676 | 88 |
| 54 | Jun 1, '23 | Dear Abuja bolt drivers, stop charging passengers extra money for trips, when the cost of the ride is clearly shown. If you have issues with the cost… take it up with bolt. | 9.7× | 208k | 1.3k | 464 | 17 |
| 55 | Oct 23, '25 | Phone rings: “comrade how fah, just come make we arrest you abeg, this our protest thing wey we arrest those two guys don cast” Comrade: “Haq! Haq!! Haq!!! I see am online. Ok, mak | 9.0× | 194k | 3.8k | 1.1k | 61 |
| 56 | Oct 11, '25 | 📍The New ECOWAS Headquarters, under construction 🚧 | 8.8× | 190k | 2k | 203 | 115 |
| 57 | Sep 16, '25 | Guys please use this FCT Police Emergency 🆘 phone Number: 0803 200 3913, for any security emergencies in Abuja and FCT. THE LINE IS ACTIVE 24/7 For active response. | 8.8× | 188k | 918 | 500 | 1k |
| 58 | Jul 14, '24 | Jabi Lake, Abuja 🔥 | 8.7× | 188k | 2.6k | 242 | 65 |
| 59 | Sep 5, '25 | Odumodu black performing Karaoke live in an estate in Guzape 🔥🎤 | 8.6× | 186k | 2.6k | 404 | 204 |
| 60 | May 28, '23 | 📍D’Mayor Unisex Salon - Gwarinpa by @Ekitipikin. This place is fine!!! | 8.5× | 184k | 1.7k | 223 | 4 |
| 61 | Nov 26, '24 | Make dem give am that white board hold fess before we believe. | 7.7× | 166k | 6.6k | 1.7k | 22 |
| 62 | Feb 7, '23 | “Move to Lagos for 1M a month or go to jail” Abuja people: | 7.7× | 165k | 1.5k | 475 | 15 |
| 63 | Jul 9, '22 | Lagos 🤦🏽♂️ | 7.6× | 0 | 6k | 3.2k | 51 |
| 64 | Jun 30, '25 | Peter Obi gets more hate than the actual people enacting policies destroying our lives…. Diabolical. | 7.3× | 158k | 6.2k | 2k | 46 |
| 65 | Oct 5, '22 | Bruh!!! Look at this abeg, Lokoja road 😳😳 | 7.2× | 0 | 5.2k | 3k | 157 |
| 66 | Sep 16, '25 | Bolé from those guys behind A.P Plaza in Wuse 2 😮💨🔥 | 7.0× | 150k | 2k | 238 | 389 |
| 67 | Apr 18, '25 | Maitama is old money, old money in this Abuja. I think Guzape and Katampe extension are new money, and Asokoro is in between. | 7.0× | 150k | 1.5k | 182 | 129 |
| 68 | Oct 7, '25 | Some dangerous places in Abuja to avoid at night: 1. New Area 1 bridge behind UN house 2. Bolingo Junction 3. Apo to Guzape new bridge 4. Airport Road 5. Glo junction, Wuse 2 6. Ma | 6.9× | 148k | 1k | 600 | 542 |
| 69 | May 14, '23 | This place, Truck Central, is easily the best place to go on a casual date in Abuja. | 6.2× | 133k | 1k | 284 | 391 |
| 70 | Apr 11, '25 | 📍Mammy Market, Mogadishu Barracks - Asokoro #Abujastreets | 6.1× | 132k | 1.6k | 218 | 254 |
| 71 | Jun 8, '24 | Lagos people go think say na sci-fi 🤣 | 6.0× | 129k | 1.1k | 256 | 88 |
| 72 | Oct 27, '22 | US Intelligence: “Avoid public places, go home early and be vigilant” Abuja Folks: | 5.6× | 0 | 5.5k | 1.9k | 73 |
| 73 | Jul 7, '25 | Once I see a car swerving or occupying two lanes in the road, or driving slow on the speed lane, I just look out for the gender driving and of course., truly… | 5.2× | 112k | 1.6k | 203 | 62 |
| 74 | Nov 13, '22 | Gwarinpa girls | 4.9× | 0 | 4.6k | 1.6k | 47 |
| 75 | Oct 30, '25 | We are facing a very serious housing crisis in Abuja and no one is doing anything about it. The high prices of rent is criminal. | 4.8× | 103k | 1.2k | 473 | 49 |
| 76 | Jan 16, '24 | 📍DMayor’s Groove Lounge & Restaurant - Jabi #Abujastreets Cc: @Dmayorgroove | 4.6× | 99k | 1.2k | 213 | 38 |
| 77 | Oct 7, '25 | Again! Nigerian politicians think they are doing us a favor. | 4.3× | 92k | 4.4k | 1.4k | 77 |
| 78 | Jun 27, '25 | Mararaba no be Abuja oh, but people wey dey stay there dey reach Central area before Lugbe people. | 4.3× | 91k | 1.6k | 185 | 57 |
| 79 | Apr 5, '21 | Once Gwarinpa people get cinema, they will not be coming to Abuja again. | 4.0× | 0 | 3.7k | 1.2k | 26 |
| 80 | Apr 5, '25 | 📍NNPC Headquarters, Abuja. A dream place to work for a lot of people. | 3.9× | 84k | 1.2k | 107 | 30 |
| 81 | May 23, '23 | It’s official, @Odumodublvck_ brand ambassador of Hammer Mixed Vodka by Odogwu Bitters 🥵🌚 | 3.8× | 82k | 976 | 140 | 3 |
| 82 | Mar 17, '25 | @itsabdul3 *and minding his business doing it 🫵🏽 | 3.8× | 81k | 1.6k | 15 | 1 |
| 83 | Oct 30, '25 | I need a big record label to sign this guy! Groom him properly and they’d have the whole Arewa community on chokehold! This guy had mad potential! 🔥 | 3.6× | 77k | 1.8k | 215 | 127 |
| 84 | Jul 22, '21 | All these plenty money, Obi Cubana maintains only one woman, but look at you with your corrola LE 2004, you won’t let Gwarinpa girls rest. | 3.4× | 0 | 3.1k | 1k | 32 |
| 85 | Apr 2, '25 | @Reedahsliving | 3.2× | 68k | 1.3k | 39 | 21 |
| 86 | Sep 28, '22 | If zenith bank is the only bank you use, I promise, one day, you will wash plates at a restaurant. | 3.1× | 0 | 2.4k | 993 | 39 |
| 87 | Oct 6, '25 | Bruh! I’m exhausted. I don tire for this country 🥺 | 2.9× | 61k | 1.4k | 405 | 45 |
| 88 | Nov 19, '22 | 📍Brooklounge Restaurant is my new favorite place in Abuja to eat 🌚🔥 | 2.8× | 0 | 3k | 443 | 395 |
| 89 | May 28, '25 | Probably the worst president in the history of this country and his giant billboards are blinding us all over the city for 2027 elections, just two years into this calamity of his | 2.7× | 59k | 2.2k | 1.1k | 23 |
| 90 | Feb 20, '21 | Abuja street food. This woman’s food in front of New Health Pharmacy in Banex area is fire 🔥 🤓🤓 | 2.7× | 0 | 2.8k | 769 | 82 |
| 91 | Apr 2, '21 | Gwarinpa keke drivers 😭 | 2.6× | 0 | 2.1k | 951 | 33 |
| 92 | Nov 16, '24 | Fuel at 1,170 naira/liter at NNPC filling station… and we no carry placards 🪧 for streets. This man baba strong. | 2.3× | 49k | 1.4k | 696 | 15 |
| 93 | Oct 27, '22 | BREAKING!!! 🚨 Updated SECURITY ALERT: U.S EMBASSY, ABUJA!!! Please what’s going??? 😩😩😩 | 2.2× | 0 | 1.4k | 986 | 122 |
| 94 | Apr 23, '25 | Bro! These guys made a video showing solar panels at the United States White House 😭😭😭😭😭😭 | 1.9× | 41k | 1.3k | 406 | 17 |
| 95 | Nov 10, '22 | Stay away from politicians children in Abuja, they will ruin you. | 1.8× | 0 | 1.7k | 426 | 73 |
| 96 | Oct 7, '22 | What some of these Abuja boys do most of the time 🥵🥵 | 1.3× | 0 | 1.2k | 302 | 75 |
| 97 | Jun 16, '25 | “You will most likely go to jail in Nigeria for stepping on a Naira note than for killing hundreds of people” | 1.1× | 24k | 1.5k | 640 | 13 |
| 98 | Nov 18, '22 | Wuye is one of the best places to stay in Abuja. | 1.0× | 0 | 1k | 170 | 45 |
| 99 | Feb 26, '21 | 📍Iris Hotel lounge Wuse 2 🥵🥵🥵 | 1.0× | 0 | 959 | 204 | 140 |
| 100 | Apr 14, '22 | This Samsung is 🔥 Good Lord!!!! 🥵 | 1.0× | 0 | 950 | 216 | 10 |
| 101 | May 21, '21 | Why is Abuja trending? Na that Erica girl abi? 👀 | 0.9× | 0 | 1.2k | 70 | 2 |
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